Chapter 7
Santa tried to do WHAT?
A/N: Thanks for the reviews so far. This chapter (although its may) is set on Christmas, and was inspired by something Anya said in "The Body" that I knew I had to add in the fic.
Oh yeah and Sarai's name is pronounced: SAH-righ. Hope that helps :) Now on with the story....
Since this way Sarai's first Christmas in this dimension(or at least her first one that was being celebrated) Angel was explaining some things to her about the holiday. "So do you understand?" Angel questioned Sarai.
" Let me make sure. Tonight, Christmas Eve, a fat man in red who calls himself Santa is supposed to go to kids houses, by using flying reindeer and bring the kids gifts?" Sarai asked Angel.
"Right" he confirmed.
"But the whole thing's a sham." Sarai then said.
"Right" Angel repeated.
"So then why do parents even bother with the Santa thing-y? I mean if they're the ones really buying the gifts what's the point in letting someone else, who's totally fake take the credit? Why don't they just tell the kids that they get the stuff from them to begin with?"
"Because Santa and the reindeer are supposed to be magical and when children are little parents want them to think magic is real."
"But magic is real" Sarai pointed out.
"Well yes, you and I know that but the average person thinks it's not. Get it?"
"Yeah, I think I do."
"Good now go to sleep and in the morning you'll get all your presents."
"Ok."
Later that night, around 3 am Sarai was peacefully sleeping when she heard a thumping noise that woke her up. She soon discovered the thump was coming from the ceiling, before she knew it a chimney appeared and a fat man in a red suit appeared. Sarai couldn't believe it. "Santa?" she asked.
"Ho ho ho" he responded as he took out a knife out of his big red sack and ran toward Sarai. Sarai ducked out of the way and let out a high pitched scream at the same time, causing Angel to wake up. He rushed into her room and couldn't believe what he saw. Sarai battling Santa, who still had the knife. Angel tackled Santa and started punching him. Eventually Santa threw Angel off him and a wall.
"I am going to tear you apart and feed you to Rudolf" Santa said, trying to attack Sarai again. She hit him with her desk lamp; repeatedly. Santa got a hold of Sarai and was trying to take her left arm off when Angel appeared behind him and chopped his head off, then he chopped up the rest of him.
"I thought you said he wasn't real!" Sarai exclaimed.
"I didn't think he was." Angel replied innocently. "Are you OK?"
"Yeah, but don't think I like Christmas very much."
Angel took Sarai into the lving room where the tree was setup. "Do you want to open them now?"
Sarai's eyes widened at the site of the mountains of gifts Angel had bought her "I changed my mind...I think a like Christmas a lot."
Christmas day dinner
"Sant tried to do WHAT?" Gunn asked amazed.
"He tried to take Sarai apart....literally" Angel repeated.
"So, Anya wasn't lying after all" Dawn said to Spike.
"Figures she knew that....maybe she knew something bout' the Easter Bunny too that we don't" Spike replied.
"If she did that would explain a lot."
"So what happened next?" Fred asked Angel.
"Santa got decapitated by a daddy" Sarai sang to the tune of 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer'
A/N: I know it was kinda sort but how was it? Next chapter Sarai take's on the role of cupid.
Santa tried to do WHAT?
A/N: Thanks for the reviews so far. This chapter (although its may) is set on Christmas, and was inspired by something Anya said in "The Body" that I knew I had to add in the fic.
Oh yeah and Sarai's name is pronounced: SAH-righ. Hope that helps :) Now on with the story....
Since this way Sarai's first Christmas in this dimension(or at least her first one that was being celebrated) Angel was explaining some things to her about the holiday. "So do you understand?" Angel questioned Sarai.
" Let me make sure. Tonight, Christmas Eve, a fat man in red who calls himself Santa is supposed to go to kids houses, by using flying reindeer and bring the kids gifts?" Sarai asked Angel.
"Right" he confirmed.
"But the whole thing's a sham." Sarai then said.
"Right" Angel repeated.
"So then why do parents even bother with the Santa thing-y? I mean if they're the ones really buying the gifts what's the point in letting someone else, who's totally fake take the credit? Why don't they just tell the kids that they get the stuff from them to begin with?"
"Because Santa and the reindeer are supposed to be magical and when children are little parents want them to think magic is real."
"But magic is real" Sarai pointed out.
"Well yes, you and I know that but the average person thinks it's not. Get it?"
"Yeah, I think I do."
"Good now go to sleep and in the morning you'll get all your presents."
"Ok."
Later that night, around 3 am Sarai was peacefully sleeping when she heard a thumping noise that woke her up. She soon discovered the thump was coming from the ceiling, before she knew it a chimney appeared and a fat man in a red suit appeared. Sarai couldn't believe it. "Santa?" she asked.
"Ho ho ho" he responded as he took out a knife out of his big red sack and ran toward Sarai. Sarai ducked out of the way and let out a high pitched scream at the same time, causing Angel to wake up. He rushed into her room and couldn't believe what he saw. Sarai battling Santa, who still had the knife. Angel tackled Santa and started punching him. Eventually Santa threw Angel off him and a wall.
"I am going to tear you apart and feed you to Rudolf" Santa said, trying to attack Sarai again. She hit him with her desk lamp; repeatedly. Santa got a hold of Sarai and was trying to take her left arm off when Angel appeared behind him and chopped his head off, then he chopped up the rest of him.
"I thought you said he wasn't real!" Sarai exclaimed.
"I didn't think he was." Angel replied innocently. "Are you OK?"
"Yeah, but don't think I like Christmas very much."
Angel took Sarai into the lving room where the tree was setup. "Do you want to open them now?"
Sarai's eyes widened at the site of the mountains of gifts Angel had bought her "I changed my mind...I think a like Christmas a lot."
Christmas day dinner
"Sant tried to do WHAT?" Gunn asked amazed.
"He tried to take Sarai apart....literally" Angel repeated.
"So, Anya wasn't lying after all" Dawn said to Spike.
"Figures she knew that....maybe she knew something bout' the Easter Bunny too that we don't" Spike replied.
"If she did that would explain a lot."
"So what happened next?" Fred asked Angel.
"Santa got decapitated by a daddy" Sarai sang to the tune of 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer'
A/N: I know it was kinda sort but how was it? Next chapter Sarai take's on the role of cupid.