Chapter8
Matchmaker
A/N: I am skipping ahead the time line, its now valentines day and forget all the ways/time relationships happened the this year because this is my fic and the Angel team will get with who I say, when I say it. Dead or alive.
Sarai was hanging out in Angel's office playing with some of his weapons, without him knowing of course.
"What's going on?"Dawn asked stepping into the room unexpected causing Sarai to drop the crossbow, but not before she accidently hit the trigger. An arrow flew out and broke a lamp.
"Oops" Sarai said.
"I am so sorry I didn't mean to sneak up on you. Gosh that lamp looked expensive" Dawn commented.
"It's cool. Actually the lamp is a knock-off I managed to break the original last month."
"How much was that?" Dawn asked.
"Twenty-five thousand."
"Oh, wow. How'd you do that?"
"You really don't wanna know."
"Ok. So what's up?"
"Oh, nothing really, my dads at a meeting and I was working but I was taking a break, that's when you cam in."
"Working on what?"
"I special project of mine"
"What project is that?" Dawn asked suspiciously.
"Well since Valentines Day is coming up, I thought I'd spread a little love around this place."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning, I am going to set people up with each other."
"Huh." Dawn responded.
"See I even made a list" Sarai said picking up a pad on Angels desk. "I have Fred and Wesley, Gunn and that Nina girl, and Lorne and Harmony."
"Lorne and Harmony?" Dawn questioned.
"Well yeah. I just don't have anyone for you, Spike or my dad. Actually I was thinking about Spike and Fred but she let it slip once that she was into Wes, I have no idea why, but she is."
"First off, there's no need to set me up, unless its with Gunn and second don't bother bother with Angel and Spike."
"You like Gunn?"
"Well I am not like in love with him or anything, but he's easy on the eyes."
"Why shouldn't I bother setting up Spike and my dad."
"Because there's really only one girl for both or them, and it's the same one."
"Your sister?" Sarai questioned.
"Yeah. Look I gotta go get my HW started. Are you gonna wreak mass havoc with your little scheme?"
"Relax, go do your work or what ever and I'll be hookin' people up so good that cupid will have to file for chapter eleven"
"Either you've been spending to much time around here or you watch to much court TV"Dawn stated.
"A little bit of both actually."
"Oh, well I am off, don't do anything, rash, please."
"Don't worry this'll be so east besides, caution is my middle name" Sarai assured Dawn. Huh I wonder what my middle name actually is...or if I even have one. I strike myself as the type of person who should have a middle name. Note to self: find out if I have a middle name. Sarai thought.
"What's up?" Sarai asked Nina in the lobby.
"Nothing, just heading off to my cage."
"Right. So how have things been?"
"Fine and for you?"
"Good. So do you have a date for valentines day?"
"What?"
"Look Nina here's the deal. I am offering you a once in a life time chance to on a date with a very eligible lawyer. What do you say?"
"A lawyer, that works here?" Nina questioned.
"Well yeah, but don't worry he's not evil. He's Gunn."
"Did he ask you to ask me out?"
"Well, no but I know he wants to go out with you."
"Have him call me and I'll talk it over with him"
"Great" Sarai answered. Next stop, Gunn
"Ok I don't believe in wasting time so I am going to be blunt with you. Nina thinks you're a hottie and I've seen to looking at her ass when she comes here, so here's her number and ask her out." Sarai ordered her best friend.
"Really?" Gunn asked.
"Yeah."
"Well, ok. What've I got to loose."
"Exactly." wow that was easier then I thought. This next one should be a snap
"We need to talk" Sarai demanded going into Wesley's office.
"What about?"
"You and Fred have got to be the blindest people there are. Its so obvious you want each other. So have at it will you? Valentines Day is coming up, the day of love. Wesley be a man for once and take charge, ask the girl out or I'll be forced to do it for you."
"Forced by who?"
"Myself."
"Oh, well I don't know..."
"If you're hesitating because of Gunn, don't. He aint into her anymore and I've set him up with Nina."
"Oh, really? Well guess maybe I could see if she's interested"
"She is trust me. Now GO ASK"
"Ok" Wesley said getting up from his desk, a little scared of what might happen if he didn't.
"How's my favorite Lorne today?" Sarai asked her green friend.
"I am not going out with anyone, especially Harmony."
"What, how'd you know?"
"I've seen you playing matchmaker all over the office, and al I found your list on Angel's desk. Harmony is the you can do for me?"
"What's wrong with her? You seem so perfect for each other."
"No...we're really not"
"Ok, well two out of three aint bad."
"So I heard you had a very productive day today" Angel said to Sarai as they had dinner.
"I have no idea what you're referring to"
"You, setting people up on dates today."
"Oh yeah that. Hey, someone had to do it. I am sorry I couldn't find someone for you."
"Don't be."
"But I am. No worries though, I am sure one day I'll come up with someone for you."
"Sarai, no. Drop it." Angel ordered.
"Now why would I do that? One day, even if its years from now I'll find the perfect girl for you, count on it." Sarai stated.
A/N: Any responses? Reviews please. In the next chapter Angel gets called in for his first parent-teacher conference over a homework assignment and Sarai come's face to face with her 'sister' for the first time. Who could that be? You'll just have to wait and see....
Matchmaker
A/N: I am skipping ahead the time line, its now valentines day and forget all the ways/time relationships happened the this year because this is my fic and the Angel team will get with who I say, when I say it. Dead or alive.
Sarai was hanging out in Angel's office playing with some of his weapons, without him knowing of course.
"What's going on?"Dawn asked stepping into the room unexpected causing Sarai to drop the crossbow, but not before she accidently hit the trigger. An arrow flew out and broke a lamp.
"Oops" Sarai said.
"I am so sorry I didn't mean to sneak up on you. Gosh that lamp looked expensive" Dawn commented.
"It's cool. Actually the lamp is a knock-off I managed to break the original last month."
"How much was that?" Dawn asked.
"Twenty-five thousand."
"Oh, wow. How'd you do that?"
"You really don't wanna know."
"Ok. So what's up?"
"Oh, nothing really, my dads at a meeting and I was working but I was taking a break, that's when you cam in."
"Working on what?"
"I special project of mine"
"What project is that?" Dawn asked suspiciously.
"Well since Valentines Day is coming up, I thought I'd spread a little love around this place."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning, I am going to set people up with each other."
"Huh." Dawn responded.
"See I even made a list" Sarai said picking up a pad on Angels desk. "I have Fred and Wesley, Gunn and that Nina girl, and Lorne and Harmony."
"Lorne and Harmony?" Dawn questioned.
"Well yeah. I just don't have anyone for you, Spike or my dad. Actually I was thinking about Spike and Fred but she let it slip once that she was into Wes, I have no idea why, but she is."
"First off, there's no need to set me up, unless its with Gunn and second don't bother bother with Angel and Spike."
"You like Gunn?"
"Well I am not like in love with him or anything, but he's easy on the eyes."
"Why shouldn't I bother setting up Spike and my dad."
"Because there's really only one girl for both or them, and it's the same one."
"Your sister?" Sarai questioned.
"Yeah. Look I gotta go get my HW started. Are you gonna wreak mass havoc with your little scheme?"
"Relax, go do your work or what ever and I'll be hookin' people up so good that cupid will have to file for chapter eleven"
"Either you've been spending to much time around here or you watch to much court TV"Dawn stated.
"A little bit of both actually."
"Oh, well I am off, don't do anything, rash, please."
"Don't worry this'll be so east besides, caution is my middle name" Sarai assured Dawn. Huh I wonder what my middle name actually is...or if I even have one. I strike myself as the type of person who should have a middle name. Note to self: find out if I have a middle name. Sarai thought.
"What's up?" Sarai asked Nina in the lobby.
"Nothing, just heading off to my cage."
"Right. So how have things been?"
"Fine and for you?"
"Good. So do you have a date for valentines day?"
"What?"
"Look Nina here's the deal. I am offering you a once in a life time chance to on a date with a very eligible lawyer. What do you say?"
"A lawyer, that works here?" Nina questioned.
"Well yeah, but don't worry he's not evil. He's Gunn."
"Did he ask you to ask me out?"
"Well, no but I know he wants to go out with you."
"Have him call me and I'll talk it over with him"
"Great" Sarai answered. Next stop, Gunn
"Ok I don't believe in wasting time so I am going to be blunt with you. Nina thinks you're a hottie and I've seen to looking at her ass when she comes here, so here's her number and ask her out." Sarai ordered her best friend.
"Really?" Gunn asked.
"Yeah."
"Well, ok. What've I got to loose."
"Exactly." wow that was easier then I thought. This next one should be a snap
"We need to talk" Sarai demanded going into Wesley's office.
"What about?"
"You and Fred have got to be the blindest people there are. Its so obvious you want each other. So have at it will you? Valentines Day is coming up, the day of love. Wesley be a man for once and take charge, ask the girl out or I'll be forced to do it for you."
"Forced by who?"
"Myself."
"Oh, well I don't know..."
"If you're hesitating because of Gunn, don't. He aint into her anymore and I've set him up with Nina."
"Oh, really? Well guess maybe I could see if she's interested"
"She is trust me. Now GO ASK"
"Ok" Wesley said getting up from his desk, a little scared of what might happen if he didn't.
"How's my favorite Lorne today?" Sarai asked her green friend.
"I am not going out with anyone, especially Harmony."
"What, how'd you know?"
"I've seen you playing matchmaker all over the office, and al I found your list on Angel's desk. Harmony is the you can do for me?"
"What's wrong with her? You seem so perfect for each other."
"No...we're really not"
"Ok, well two out of three aint bad."
"So I heard you had a very productive day today" Angel said to Sarai as they had dinner.
"I have no idea what you're referring to"
"You, setting people up on dates today."
"Oh yeah that. Hey, someone had to do it. I am sorry I couldn't find someone for you."
"Don't be."
"But I am. No worries though, I am sure one day I'll come up with someone for you."
"Sarai, no. Drop it." Angel ordered.
"Now why would I do that? One day, even if its years from now I'll find the perfect girl for you, count on it." Sarai stated.
A/N: Any responses? Reviews please. In the next chapter Angel gets called in for his first parent-teacher conference over a homework assignment and Sarai come's face to face with her 'sister' for the first time. Who could that be? You'll just have to wait and see....