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            Kouga's just getting as bad as ever. Though it seems he doesn't give a damn about what other people think. If you start to hate him, please remember he's not actually a saint though he could be really good and thoughtful as such times.

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Moon in the City

In the Bedroom

" Honneeyy! I'm Hooomme!"

I stood for a moment waiting for Kagome to come towards me but I was instead welcomed by the silence of an empty house. What a waste of a great entrance.

Placing the unconscious old man on the couch, I dawdled around Kagome's house.  Her home was small but cozy and I can't help but feel a bit fuzzy inside. My sights fell on a tabletop with Kagome and her family's picture frame. I randomly picked an album and I immediately experienced the attack of the cuties when I opened it.

            There were oodles and oodles of cute scenes and I kept on going with my ooohs and aawws.

            I have never felt so fluffier, sweeter and fuzzier all my life after closing the album.

            Suddenly I have this urge to donate my cash to the needy and the orphans.

            I want to write a poem and dance on a Disney parade along with the oversized and animated porcelains from 'Hot Chick and Hairy Dude' and sing along with them.

            I want to become a better person than I am right now.

            I want to become a superhero.

Fuck.I should shoot myself if this keeps up.

After the feeling of sugar high had passed, I looked back at the pictures having that feeling of being on Twilight Zone.  It actually disturbed me to remember that the pictures were photographed just a decade ago or so.

            There were still plenty of things that I don't know about my woman and it             humbled me to realize how absent I was in her life. Resolving to correct that matter, I took out my cellphone and contacted my secretary.

            " Ginta, hey dude whacha doing? Listen can you find out what school does my woman go to?"

            It took six seconds for the response on the other line.

            "Ginta has just resigned, Kouga-sama."

            " What do you mean resigned?! How come that info did not come to me before? You know how I hate to be caught unaware."

            " I was actually quite shocked, sir." Ever since Haggakku returned from his temporary residence on the U.K., he developed this polite way of speaking and this indomitable obsession for tea. " But Ginta-kun was very adamant about it. He wanted to set up his own restaurant."

            " He should at least personally inform me." I was a little stung about my long-time friend not telling me about this issue." We could have financed him and even help him with the promotions."

            " He said you wouldn't do it if you find out what kind of business he runs."

            " I find nothing wrong with restaurants. In fact I love food and meat with all my heart."

            "Well, that's the problem sir. Ginta doesn't go for meat anymore, in fact he is a vegetarian. The restaurant that he owns exclusively serves vegetarian cuisines."

            "No." I held my breath in astonishment and disbelief. I know Ginta was a health nut but I didn't believe that he would go this far.

            " T-this is obscene! Whoever heard of a wolf demon who doesn't eat meat?! He must have gotten it from those whiny prattling humans who scream bloody murder of a little MSG on their food. "

            Sighing, I felt like I lost a son.

            " He used to be one heck of a bird hunter though. Ah, remember those times Haggaku when we used to throw him to a cliff and he would clamber on to the fattest of our youkai neighbors and as we pulled up the rope we would be presented with a dressed and plucked Gokuraku-chou."

            " Ginta was a Master of the art of birdfishing" Haggaku added. " I think converted to be a vegetarian soon after his wife died of eating meat."    

            "It wasn't the meat!" I countered." That greedy bitch choked on a bone. We can't blame it on honest to goodness protein my man!"

" Back to business then." I could hear some keys tapping on the background on the other end of the line." I want you to find out what school does my woman go to and after that, I want you to get me in there too."

" You want to go to school again?" Haggaku incredulously replied." But I thought you would rather hang yourself than open another textbook. High school was hell though it can't compare with the atrocities of college life."

" Ah, well such is the power of love, my good man! Now out with it, what have you got?"

" The records from your supposed transferred school are on their way. Although, do you still want to use the previous information on your last enrollment?"

"Change my name. I want it to be Hibiki Kouga."

"That's sounds original."

" Yep and some of my vital stats too. I think I've grown 4 inches taller."

"Okay then. I'll send the package to your apartment probably tomorrow. As for the enrollment, I'll just update you on the development."

            " Okay, thanks and yes please tell Ginta that either he soon invite me to his restaurant of his or I would have to barge myself in with a dead cow."

            "I will inform him on that."

            After saying goodbye, I tucked my phone on my pocket and began to wander around the kitchen searching for some food. When I opened the cupboard, I stepped back in astonishment at the stock of instant ramen. They have it on all shapes and brand and sizes and ... wait. Taking a closer look, I found out that they have been labeled into 'Miroku', 'Shippou', 'Sango' and 'Inuyasha'.

            The 'Miroku' section was more on seafoods. They have cuttlefish, fish and crab flavor but the common factor to all of the ramen under the 'Miroku' label was a free Britney Spears sticker inside.

            The 'Shippou' section, does not only have ramen but it also included some pocky sticks and some chocolate while the 'Sango' label was just decent ramen but it had some 'Hello Kitty' noodles tucked discreetly on the side.

            Finally, as for the 'Inuyasha' division, I sneered in contempt to find out that it had taken almost half of the cupboard, was complete in a sense that it would likely be something of a collector's pride. It was filled with every flavor imaginable to man or probably youkai alike. It even had 'Bone flavor' and 'Dodo flavor'.

            I grind my teeth in fury. How dare that parasite of a dog turd have a budget space on Kagome's household!

            To spite him, I took out the special Peking duck flavor which was alone among the pile, cooked it and devoured every drop of it.

There. Feel my vengeful wrath, dog turd.

I sauntered around the house, checking and sniffing on what other places did the halfling's stink went into. Then slowly looking up, my eyes shot up in magnanimous horror when I realized that the most concentrated area of  Inukkuro's scent was just behind Kagome's bedroom door.

Oh…my….fucking….deity.

            Scenes of lemon and lime danced in front of me as my eyes turned into little pinpricks of white.

            Barging through the door like a madman and I frantically scanned the room on any evidences of the aforementioned act.

            In near suffocation, I sniffed on the bed for any traces of copulation. There was none.

            Not satisfied, I dashed to the next place where sex would likely take place. There was still none in the shower. Still not satisfied, I got down on my knees and proceed sniff on the floor.

            After I seemingly vacuuming the whole goddamn floor with my overly abused nose. I lay down on the bed to rest.

            First I was smiling then an uncontrollable rumbling chuckling rose in me then I was laughing maniacally.

            After 500 fucking years, that stupid dog turd haven't even got first base with Kagome. That is so hilariously pathetic.

            Maybe he couldn't get a raise. BUWAAHAHAHHAHA!!!

            Or maybe the only sword he owned that could get big was the Tetsusaiga. WAAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!

            I wiped the tears in my eyes. Man, I kill me.

            Speak of the devil. The incoming scent of the hanyou was brought into my attention. How come I haven't sensed him before?

            Quickly I got up from the bed, then I stopped. An evil plan was forming into my brain and I smiled wickedly imagining dog turd's expression would be when he comes in here.

            Without further hesitation I took off my jacket and my shirt and really messed up my hair. Then I jumbled  the room a little, turning a bit of chaos here and there. For the main event, I  tossed and turned on the sheets, throwing out some pillows on the floor. Finally, pleased on the current appearance and atmosphere of the room, I slid under the covers and pretended to sleep.

            Sneaking a peek, I saw Inuyasha's hand fumbling through the windows. The primitive!! Couldn't even have the decency to use the door…

            Dog turd's voice rang in the room, "Oi, Kagome what took----"

            There goes my cue.

            I groaned noisily as if being disturbed from a deep sleep. Then I slowly tossed and reached out for an empty space as if expecting to find someone beside me. I fluttered my eyes half open just to see dog turd standing and unable to move in shock and stupefaction.

            I could not believe that he still wears that stupid red outfit of his.

            "Why dog turd…." I grinned lazily at him while using my deepest bedroom voice. " did someone pin you up in a tree again?"

            "K-Kouga?!"

            I indulgently wallowed on the red, fuming face of his. He is more pissed off and that is good.

            " What the fuck are you  doing here?! Why are you in Kagome's bed? What the fuck did you do? I'll break your frigging balls if you did what I think you did."

            " Did what?" I chuckled evilly," She is my woman, Inukkuro. It is only natural that I am in Kagome's room and doing things you could never imagine with her. She's a screamer and that is all the clue that I would give you about her. Hmm…I gather she's at the store right now. Could you please go to her and tell her I'm still waiting for a fourth round…"

            I have never seen someone's mouth literally frothing in anger until now. Taking that as a sign, I sneaked my hand to clutch my shirt and jacket. Good thing I've kept my shoes on.

            " You're gonna die, you goddamn fucker!" With a look that could even give chills to his half-brother, dog-turd unleashed his big sword." You are definitely gonna DIE!"

            He was about to swing his sword of his when I ducked and jumped out of the window.

            As I landed on the ground, I turned around to the window to see his face glowering and out for murder.

            " Catch me first if you can, dog turd!! We are gonna find a place where we can settle this once and for all."

            I was about to put my shirt on and partly guffawing at the sight that the baka could not get his sword out of the damned window when my head shot up in attention as the whole window fell apart with a blow of the Tetsusaiga.

             Damn the guy is dead serious.

            As for the window, I took a quick call to my thugs who knew how to handle these casualties and fixing anomalous evidences.

            With a quick pace, I set out on my destination with the hanyou hot on my trail.

Next Episode:

            Kouga and Inuyasha go to jail but do you think that will stop the dog from getting the wolf…