::Neo enters the Matrix, getting that awesome look with the black, the cape thing, the sunglasses. The sunglasses rule. Neo is awesome. I'm in love...er...with my boyfriend! That's what I was gonna say::
::Trinity also enters the Matrix looking just about as extremely cool as Neo. In fact, maybe extremely cooler. But she can't fly like he can. Boooo. Anyway she has that reflectivey black bodysuit thing, and the sunglasses. There's no forgetting the sunglasses. The sunglasses rule::
Neo: I sense something strange nearby...
Trinity: Me?
Neo: No, not that strange.
Trinity: Is it an Agent Smith?
Neo: Hmm... it's like an Agent Smith, but different. It seems to me ::hesitates:: that he has no i.
Trinity: No eye? ::instinctively gestures to eye::
Neo: Not eye, i.
Trinity: I said eye.
Neo: But I said i.
Trinity: That's exactly what I said!
Neo: No, you said 'eye' like eye ::points to eye::. I meant i, like the letter i.
Grammar Check: Don't you mean 'like the letter me'?
Neo: No. I say what I mean.
Grammar Check: Shall I fix it for you?
Neo: NO thank you.
Grammar Check: Shall I mark it with a wavy green underline?
Neo: No way Jose.
Grammar Check: I believe you are addressing me? My name is not Jose. It is Grammar Check.
Neo: ::punches Grammar Check in the G::
Grammar Check: ::sob:: ::faints::
Trinity: An Agent Smith without the i?
Neo: I think so...
Trinity: Wouldn't that be an Agent Smth?
Neo: Yes, I suppose it would.
Trinity: What exactly is an Agent Smth?
Neo: We'll have to find out... ::looks about with all-seeing eyes (behind SUNGLASSES)::
::Trinity also enters the Matrix looking just about as extremely cool as Neo. In fact, maybe extremely cooler. But she can't fly like he can. Boooo. Anyway she has that reflectivey black bodysuit thing, and the sunglasses. There's no forgetting the sunglasses. The sunglasses rule::
Neo: I sense something strange nearby...
Trinity: Me?
Neo: No, not that strange.
Trinity: Is it an Agent Smith?
Neo: Hmm... it's like an Agent Smith, but different. It seems to me ::hesitates:: that he has no i.
Trinity: No eye? ::instinctively gestures to eye::
Neo: Not eye, i.
Trinity: I said eye.
Neo: But I said i.
Trinity: That's exactly what I said!
Neo: No, you said 'eye' like eye ::points to eye::. I meant i, like the letter i.
Grammar Check: Don't you mean 'like the letter me'?
Neo: No. I say what I mean.
Grammar Check: Shall I fix it for you?
Neo: NO thank you.
Grammar Check: Shall I mark it with a wavy green underline?
Neo: No way Jose.
Grammar Check: I believe you are addressing me? My name is not Jose. It is Grammar Check.
Neo: ::punches Grammar Check in the G::
Grammar Check: ::sob:: ::faints::
Trinity: An Agent Smith without the i?
Neo: I think so...
Trinity: Wouldn't that be an Agent Smth?
Neo: Yes, I suppose it would.
Trinity: What exactly is an Agent Smth?
Neo: We'll have to find out... ::looks about with all-seeing eyes (behind SUNGLASSES)::