I'm trying to come up with a good intro to chapter 3.
"What is up, dood? My homies is here to totally read mah phat chapter three! Sweet, home boys!"
*snort* I felt so dumb typing that.
"Welcome, one and all, to CHAPTER THREE! Wiggle your... hands... in salute to the Almighty Weirdest, CKRET2!" *crowds cheer as I float down on a platform with lazers and smoke machines*
I think I like that one better.
Anyway, however you say it, this is chapter three! I was going to work on Crossover 1, but SOMEONE had to ask me to update THIS fic, DIDN'T they? *taps foot and glares at Silent Knight I* Ah well. Give the public what they want, and if the public wants Quifosenkis, the public GETS Quifosenkis! Besides, I kept annoying SKI in reviews, so she deserves a little revenge. SKI, you have full rights to use my 26 smeets, ghost smeet, and anything else from my reviews you want.
BTW, do you know what you get if you take out the U in Quifosenkis and spell it backwards? Siknesofiq. Spaced out, that is siknes of iq. Sickness of IQ. That's not really an EXACT definition of what Quifosenkis is, but it's pretty close.
And also, if you take the word Kayna and write it backwards, you get anyak, which isn't a word and doesn't mean anything. That was just some random trivia. Remember it for the final test on the last chapter. You will also have to give a page-and-a-half essay on the evolution of Irkens, according to how I say they evolved. And I'm not telling you. :-P Kidding! No test. *sigh* Wish there was though...
All the events here are going on while Zim is flying to Earth, during that 6-month blank. And it's happening on Irk. And according to me, Irkens CAN fall in love, and they CAN get married, and they CAN have kids! Y'know, you take a DNA sample of the mom and the dad, and fuse it into a baby, born in a tube. To heck with the "collective-DNA-used-in-variation-for-every-Irken- theory." 'Kay? 'Kay.
Disclaimer: I own Kayna, I own Quifosenkis, I own Mur, I own the plot, I OWN YOUR SOUL!! Everything else is © to Jhonen Vasquez. Except his soul. That's mine too. I own everyone's soul. Now, if only I could keep track of them all...
***
Quifosenkis Death
"WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HER!!!!" Red screamed hysterically. Purple was holding his arms, trying to hold him back and keep him from doing anything stupid.
"Red, calm down," Purple commanded. "The Doctors are doing all they can."
"Is that ENOUGH?!" Red screamed. He shook out of Purple's grip. "Don't you DARE try to say something to me, or someone WILL die. I'm in a VERY BAD mood!"
"But Red--"
Red growled, turned around, and socked a Nurse. "Whoops."
Purple floated over. "I think he's dead."
Red and Purple shrugged.
The Tallest were in the Hospital Ward of the Massive, where they were waiting to see if Red's wife would get better. She had been sick for months now, and the Doctors didn't think she had much time left.
A Doctor approached them, and by the look on his face, Red could tell that he had bad news. Red gulped.
"My Tallest?" the Doctor said solemnly. "Kayna would like to see you."
Red gulped. "Will she-- will she be okay?" he asked.
The Doctor sighed. "She has an hour at the most," he said. Red nodded. "I'll lead you," the Doctor said.
The Doctor led the two Tallest to the Psychiatric Wing. "Excuse me?" Purple interrupted. "But, last time I say Kayna, she was sane. Why's she in the psycho hall?"
"Kayna has the rare disease of Quifosenkis," the Doctor said. "It happens only to people who have to hide their personalities continuously." Red gulped. Could... this have been prevented? If only he hadn't... "Victims try to act the way they aren't. Tallest Miyuki died of Quifosenkis because she had to hide the side of her personality that might get her assassinated, the side that liked to socialize with shorter Irkens."
"Miyuki did that?" Purple asked Red, who shrugged. "I never saw her act like that. She was the perfect anti-short leader," Red said.
"Exactly," the Doctor said approvingly. "She hid behind a mask too long. In most species throughout the known universe, hiding like that can cause a mental disease commonly classified under 'hysteria.' Irkens get both mental and physical disease, which can kill if ignored too long. Apparently, Kayna hid like this."
Red nodded, fighting the urge to cry out a confession, 'This is MY fault! It was ME that did this to her!' Red couldn't say that he had made Kayna give up her old friends, shorter ones, so that he could be seen with her without being shamed. 'Shame,' he thought mockingly. 'What about the shame of knowing you killed your lover? And you're the only one who knows about it?
'Calm down!' Red ordered himself. 'It'll do know good to beat up on yourself about it. Just forget what you've been thinking about.'
Red forgot what he'd been thinking about. You know how he is.
"This is her room," the Doctor said. Red nodded, and slowly opened the door.
Inside, Kayna was lying weakly on a bed in the middle of the room. Most of the lights in the room were out, but Red could tell Kayna was a lot thinner than when he had last seen her. "Kayna?" Red whispered, tears beginning to well up on his eyes.
"Who is it?" Kayna asked, barely moving her lips. She didn't move at all. Not even her eyes opened.
"It's me, Red."
"Red..."
Red floated over to Kayna's side, crying harder than I knew an Irken could. An' I know a lot about Irkens! "Please, Kayna, don't leave me!"
"I... I don't want to... go..."she said. Slowly, she opened her green eyes and looked at Red. "We had three children... remember?"
Red nodded.
"Please... find them for me... please..."
"I will, Kayna, I will."
"Red, I... I love you."
Kayna closed her eyes, and to her right, a heart-monitor-thingamabob started beeping wildly. Red looked at it. It had flat lined.
"No!" he screamed.
He stood there as Doctors pushed in. Took Kayna's pulse. Tried CPR. Ran. Yelled.
Panic. Pain. Fear. Sadness.
Suddenly, Red was outside of the Hospital Ward, in his room, and he thought Purple was trying to comfort him but he didn't hear it. He was hearing Kayna's last words. "I love you."
Still crying, Red whispered, "I love you too."
"Huh?" Purple said, wondering if Red was talking to him. "Oh, I get it! Red's delirious!"
Red shook his head. "I'm not delirious," he said.
"Oh."
Kayna had asked Red to find their children. Well, he would. He'd do it for the memory of her.
The memory of Kayna.
~*~
Short sad chapter. It's very important to the story though. Well, not very VERY important, but the fic would end up totally different without this chapter. Anywho, read and review, everyone!
"What is up, dood? My homies is here to totally read mah phat chapter three! Sweet, home boys!"
*snort* I felt so dumb typing that.
"Welcome, one and all, to CHAPTER THREE! Wiggle your... hands... in salute to the Almighty Weirdest, CKRET2!" *crowds cheer as I float down on a platform with lazers and smoke machines*
I think I like that one better.
Anyway, however you say it, this is chapter three! I was going to work on Crossover 1, but SOMEONE had to ask me to update THIS fic, DIDN'T they? *taps foot and glares at Silent Knight I* Ah well. Give the public what they want, and if the public wants Quifosenkis, the public GETS Quifosenkis! Besides, I kept annoying SKI in reviews, so she deserves a little revenge. SKI, you have full rights to use my 26 smeets, ghost smeet, and anything else from my reviews you want.
BTW, do you know what you get if you take out the U in Quifosenkis and spell it backwards? Siknesofiq. Spaced out, that is siknes of iq. Sickness of IQ. That's not really an EXACT definition of what Quifosenkis is, but it's pretty close.
And also, if you take the word Kayna and write it backwards, you get anyak, which isn't a word and doesn't mean anything. That was just some random trivia. Remember it for the final test on the last chapter. You will also have to give a page-and-a-half essay on the evolution of Irkens, according to how I say they evolved. And I'm not telling you. :-P Kidding! No test. *sigh* Wish there was though...
All the events here are going on while Zim is flying to Earth, during that 6-month blank. And it's happening on Irk. And according to me, Irkens CAN fall in love, and they CAN get married, and they CAN have kids! Y'know, you take a DNA sample of the mom and the dad, and fuse it into a baby, born in a tube. To heck with the "collective-DNA-used-in-variation-for-every-Irken- theory." 'Kay? 'Kay.
Disclaimer: I own Kayna, I own Quifosenkis, I own Mur, I own the plot, I OWN YOUR SOUL!! Everything else is © to Jhonen Vasquez. Except his soul. That's mine too. I own everyone's soul. Now, if only I could keep track of them all...
***
Quifosenkis Death
"WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HER!!!!" Red screamed hysterically. Purple was holding his arms, trying to hold him back and keep him from doing anything stupid.
"Red, calm down," Purple commanded. "The Doctors are doing all they can."
"Is that ENOUGH?!" Red screamed. He shook out of Purple's grip. "Don't you DARE try to say something to me, or someone WILL die. I'm in a VERY BAD mood!"
"But Red--"
Red growled, turned around, and socked a Nurse. "Whoops."
Purple floated over. "I think he's dead."
Red and Purple shrugged.
The Tallest were in the Hospital Ward of the Massive, where they were waiting to see if Red's wife would get better. She had been sick for months now, and the Doctors didn't think she had much time left.
A Doctor approached them, and by the look on his face, Red could tell that he had bad news. Red gulped.
"My Tallest?" the Doctor said solemnly. "Kayna would like to see you."
Red gulped. "Will she-- will she be okay?" he asked.
The Doctor sighed. "She has an hour at the most," he said. Red nodded. "I'll lead you," the Doctor said.
The Doctor led the two Tallest to the Psychiatric Wing. "Excuse me?" Purple interrupted. "But, last time I say Kayna, she was sane. Why's she in the psycho hall?"
"Kayna has the rare disease of Quifosenkis," the Doctor said. "It happens only to people who have to hide their personalities continuously." Red gulped. Could... this have been prevented? If only he hadn't... "Victims try to act the way they aren't. Tallest Miyuki died of Quifosenkis because she had to hide the side of her personality that might get her assassinated, the side that liked to socialize with shorter Irkens."
"Miyuki did that?" Purple asked Red, who shrugged. "I never saw her act like that. She was the perfect anti-short leader," Red said.
"Exactly," the Doctor said approvingly. "She hid behind a mask too long. In most species throughout the known universe, hiding like that can cause a mental disease commonly classified under 'hysteria.' Irkens get both mental and physical disease, which can kill if ignored too long. Apparently, Kayna hid like this."
Red nodded, fighting the urge to cry out a confession, 'This is MY fault! It was ME that did this to her!' Red couldn't say that he had made Kayna give up her old friends, shorter ones, so that he could be seen with her without being shamed. 'Shame,' he thought mockingly. 'What about the shame of knowing you killed your lover? And you're the only one who knows about it?
'Calm down!' Red ordered himself. 'It'll do know good to beat up on yourself about it. Just forget what you've been thinking about.'
Red forgot what he'd been thinking about. You know how he is.
"This is her room," the Doctor said. Red nodded, and slowly opened the door.
Inside, Kayna was lying weakly on a bed in the middle of the room. Most of the lights in the room were out, but Red could tell Kayna was a lot thinner than when he had last seen her. "Kayna?" Red whispered, tears beginning to well up on his eyes.
"Who is it?" Kayna asked, barely moving her lips. She didn't move at all. Not even her eyes opened.
"It's me, Red."
"Red..."
Red floated over to Kayna's side, crying harder than I knew an Irken could. An' I know a lot about Irkens! "Please, Kayna, don't leave me!"
"I... I don't want to... go..."she said. Slowly, she opened her green eyes and looked at Red. "We had three children... remember?"
Red nodded.
"Please... find them for me... please..."
"I will, Kayna, I will."
"Red, I... I love you."
Kayna closed her eyes, and to her right, a heart-monitor-thingamabob started beeping wildly. Red looked at it. It had flat lined.
"No!" he screamed.
He stood there as Doctors pushed in. Took Kayna's pulse. Tried CPR. Ran. Yelled.
Panic. Pain. Fear. Sadness.
Suddenly, Red was outside of the Hospital Ward, in his room, and he thought Purple was trying to comfort him but he didn't hear it. He was hearing Kayna's last words. "I love you."
Still crying, Red whispered, "I love you too."
"Huh?" Purple said, wondering if Red was talking to him. "Oh, I get it! Red's delirious!"
Red shook his head. "I'm not delirious," he said.
"Oh."
Kayna had asked Red to find their children. Well, he would. He'd do it for the memory of her.
The memory of Kayna.
~*~
Short sad chapter. It's very important to the story though. Well, not very VERY important, but the fic would end up totally different without this chapter. Anywho, read and review, everyone!