Disclaimer: Don't own Shaman King, I'm sure you all know that by now A/N: Um well project of Japanese and a bit of homework lately so that's the reason why I haven't updated and been working on Shaman Road sort of like DT (Dragon Tears) I'll get around to finishing the fics just gimmie time

Shaman Life!

Asakura Hao

Raye
Chapter Two

I groaned rubbing my head I had this dull thump that echoed in my brain, this of course just told me that I was going to get a headache sooner or later. I was right not to long later I was getting a headache and it hurt. Though I'm not complaining about it I was more worried about what in blazes was going on. Okay so I was in pain not quite worrying but something was just a little off. Like, where was the road? Blinking around I looked a bit dazed as I checked my surroundings I was in a cave which was damp and cold and...

My head automatically looked down as a gust of wind flew by and I shivered cocking an eyebrow at my poncho and lifted it. I was wearing no shirt oh my god somebody RAPED ME! Okay calm yourself Raye it's just a poncho but that doesn't explain where my shirt went. Digging my boots into the ground I forced myself up and squinted around trying to make sense of all this nonsense. Heh, easier said then done as they always say. Whoever made that line up should be given a winning lottery ticket. First of all I would ask where am I? Second why am I wearing this and well my list would go on forever. Like...

Where was the road? I liked that road I don't like the floor it was cold and damp musty and it smelled a bit. "Hello?" I called out freezing in mid saying. What happened to my voice? It was like, boyish yet still girlish and I don't know how to explain it but whatever. "Hao-sama" did I just hear the genderly challenged voice? My eye twitched in annoyance I didn't like genderly challenged people especially mini me. The person or thing waddled like a duck to me it was almost as tall of me man did I ever shrink.

Guess this means that Hao isn't that tall after all.

Woah back up there Hao? I raised my eyebrows and let my fingers go through my black silky long hair it felt real let's put this to the test. Carefully I grasped a bit of my skin and pinched as hard as possible, felt that too. Looking down I was wearing those pants those ugly bondage pants! Glancing around I felt like spazzing and beating something up severely but no I couldn't do that not only would it not make sense but also it'd be un Hao like. "Hmm?" I forced to remain calm I will not explode I will not explode I will, not...

"Hao-sama are you alright?" I said nothing but stared behind me with the biggest bug eyes you could imagine there was spirit of fire sitting right there. In front of me. It's head was tilted to the side as it just.... freakily stared. I wrapped the poncho tighter around me and shivered form lack of warmth and bit my lip, this was not how I imagined school to be like. I expected boringness but not like something so different like this.

I exhaled sharply while shifting my position glancing at the floor before looking to Opacho before rubbing my eyes this was a dream this can't be real and yet I couldn't seem to remember anything but the road. Yes it was that special maybe I missed something between the time from then and the time to now. Now I could start panicking I was alone, in a cave, with a huge thing the size of Tokyo tower behind me and the genderly challenged Manta boy beside me okay I'm exaggerating but I have a right too!

"Okay Opacho where are we?" "In a cave, Hao-sama" "That's nice where in the world are we?" "In a forest near Tokyo Hao-sama" "...Why?" "Were waiting for the Shaman Tournament to begin Hao-sama"

I scratched my chin thoughtfully while closing one eye and looked up at the ceiling, okay I kind of get it but that still didn't make sense how I became Hao nor does it explain how exactly I got here and the others... Maybe if I think real hard and sleep it will revert back to normal. But do I want to...test time.

"Spirit of fire!" I sharply bellowed at the spirit as it raised it's head at the slight mention of it's name "burn those trees!" its hand came shooting out in a reflex as I watched in unmatched curiosity as it started glowing before a huge gaping flame exploded form its palm and raced toward the cave entrance scorching the ground and walls as it went. My eyes widened considerably as it engulfed the trees just outside as they just lit up like fire works on new years.

Trying not to look amazed I swiftly left the inside of the cold cave and peer over the edge staring down as it began to spread like an infection as tree by tree burned down to the ground. Fire looked...fun to play with to bad it wasn't like water I frowned slowly. Was this me thinking? I never did like fire well I did but not so much as to leap in it and kill myself.

Heaving a sigh I glared down at Opacho as it (I don't know the gender presumably a boy but O-o u never know) just continued to stare at me with those huge eyes that gave the impression of 'kick me quick over the ledge' oh I felt like doing that. Smiling I inched closer and closer to Opacho before I swung my leg back and gave him a boot to the butt smiling evilly as he flew over the ledge down and down and down until a dull sickening thud was heard.

I enjoyed that immensely.

Wait let me think about that for a second was he important in Shaman King? No, I don't think so but what if he was...? I glanced down some more squinting. Oh well that thing deserved it; it was after all genderly challenged so it's his fault.

Wait can he die? I brushed my hand through the sleek black hair momentarily forgetting about the...thing being more concerned about the tangles in one spot in my sleek black hair. Pursing my lips I clawed at it for some time. I hated long hair. With a passion too. Turning my gaze back to the fire, I kind of began to get worried. What if the cops came? Or better yet, what if Opacho died? Well, no biggie. ...But still, he was important.

Inching closer to the ledge I tapped the rocky earth and held my breath. Stable. I turned around, placing a foot down onto the rocks and began to climb down. Chilling air swept me to the side a few times, Lego man was certainly skinny, that's for sure. And it was damn cold wearing just a poncho. How do people get away with wearing these things?

My hands slipped at some point, either that or the rock cracked form underneath my fingertips. The wind that oh so kept me preoccupied was now dimmed and could barely be heard. A strangled cry escaped my lips as I plummeted downward. My voice was caught in my throat; shock was easily covering my body. Surprise was written all over my face.

This was where I die, Or was I?

A/N: And finally, after adding an extra 200 words I finished it. I feel SO proud of myself XP Just needed a push. I dunno about this one. It'll be very odd