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A/N: Well, lets see. I got a coupon to see Van Helsing (3rd time W00T!) So
yeah. And I have don pretty good on my Van Helsing fic X3 Everyone luv's
it. And as long as everyone does. I'm happy. WTH am I saying this in a
shaman king fanfic? Not much to be said I guess.... thanks for reviewing
and reading!
Shaman Life!
Tao Ren
Shanna
Chapter Six
I rubbed my face and glanced back up, blinking to see if anything changed. Jun was still there. Looking back down I rubbed my eyes harder, until they were moist from the forced rub. Still Jun. That concluded this was not a dream. When she told me that she was Nikki I didn't know whether to look shocked act happy or cry for joy I wasn't the only one dead. But how come she was a girl and I was a guy? Why was I short pants! WHY WAS I SHORT PANTS!? I let out a frustrated growl as I dropped onto the couch that I had been pacing back and forth near, watching her gaze at me soften.
Then her whole face lighted with high spirits and started laughing at me, dropping to the floor and banging it with all her might. I hoped at that moment she would die from laughter or better yet. If the floor caved in and took her down it with where IT could eat her in his fat. Yes, the hated enemy of mine from Shaman King was the fat blubber of a father. En Tao. AH! I said his name... Gods forgive me.
"Okay, okay enough laughing at me" I spoke deadly serious and jumped off, stretching the fabric of the shirt downward. Didn't Ren wear anything longer? It was uncomfortable! "Where are we? I remember the traffic and then I don't know. A headache of some sort" I thought back. It was hard because it was just forgotten. But still the little bits and pieces did well, they were the most important. But how the hell or in the name of RA did I get to be Ren? He was my god....long ago.
Now I worshipped Akabane Kuroudo from Getbackers. Shaman king was a thing of the past!
"Were in apparently Shaman King. In the bodies of our favorite characters" Jun caught my eye and hurried to finish her sentence as she clenched and unclenched her skirt "uh, uh....I don't know about the rest. But now that were here. We might as well try ya?" I raised an eyebrow. Wondering now about just what we were going to try. Nikki, no, Jun rose and looked down on me obviously having trouble looking at me straight in the face.
Cursing the gods of shortness I headed out the door ahead of her and stopped at what awaited me. There was at least five different hallways all leading somewhere else! I don't even think the Shaman King people knew half of these places! They never showed anything for how big the Tao mansion was! Except the outside view but that hardly helped. I felt a presence beside me, but I didn't need to look to see whom it was. I could tell without glancing, I guess it was the whole Tao family thing.
"Where does this all lead?" I heard her whisper out loud, looking as lost as I was. With a great 'HMPH' I stomped off, leaving her where she was. I couldn't endanger her if I went somewhere else that led to some trap. Maybe stakes or fire pits! I wouldn't be surprised with this kind of house. Or mansion. Whichever. I grew miffed as I watched a plant and narrowed my eyes at it. Even a plant was taller than me! How embarrassing! "Do you know where you're going?" I heard Jun ask form behind me. I didn't respond right away though as I ran my hand along the wall.
I think she guessed that I didn't know the way, but I said it all the same "no, I don't know but ...I told you to wait at the room!" I yelled at her, only to be scolded back. "You think I'm waiting there? You're kidding me right? What if IT comes?" I couldn't help but shudder as images went through my mind. Releasing a shuddering sigh I silently thanked her for common.
Episode 24 gave me nightmares...
For the next hour or so we walked on through the Tao mansion. We must have passed the same plant I glared at more than three times, meaning we went in the same direction. By how could we tell? We couldn't, Jun was too busy distracting me so I couldn't concentrate hard enough. "What if IT comes?" I rolled my eyes for the fifth time that same minute. She could be so...so...infuriating with the same question over and over and over!
It was driving me crazy!
"Don't worry. Watch out for the floor" I said automatically as Jun moved to the side, avoiding a pit full of sharp pointy spears. An old trap door that she hadn't noticed even though she ignored it the last two times. "Let's go down this way" I tugged on her sleeve pointing down one of the other halls, I had a feeling about this one. Jun nodded and allowed me to lead her, she kept stifling her laughter though whenever she looked at me. I think it was the hair or the shortness....
Or both...
I grunted as I came face to face with a rather large door. It looked familiar; I know I've seen it before; there was no way unless it was important and showed in the anime... "Do you remember this Jun?" I got in the habit of calling her that, but she didn't seem to mind. Though she teased me with Ren's dubbed name, Lenny. God forbid who made that up? I watched her approach the door running her hand over the door. Her face showed a thinking one, trying hard to remember if this was indeed shown.
"Yeah we've both seen it, if you watched up to 24..." she stopped and backed away from the door, shoving me up close instead. My eyes bulged out of my sockets as I caught the engravings on the door and made a beeline for the stairs to my right and ran down, flying over the table in the kitchen and landing with a painful thunk
Ow...
"Master Ren?" Bason's voice was heard to the side of me as I rammed my head against the table. That hurt too... With a grim look I ran my hand through my hair ignoring him with all intentions. Jun came up beside me, she didn't run like I had but she was panting. Which could only mean one thing. Which I have absolutely no idea what it was. Swallowing hard I rose form the table and dived for the fridge, throwing it open. Gluing my eyes to it before I realized something.
Ren and Jun never started in the Tao manor/mansion place. That was later. They were suppose to be at an apartment. Maybe...just maybe no one knew we were here. "Maybe we should go to that Tao place, that apartment" Jun looked at me confused, hell I didn't know what I was talking about.
"You know. That one Jun and Ren stay at"
Talking in third person. Oh boy.
"Yeah, what about it? You mean the place where that girl showed up and stuff?" I nodded while she went looking for a map or some means of transport. But then I remembered, they never believed in modern things. I bet they didn't have a computer! I'd die without one! "We'll have to take the horse" I sweat dropped as she gave me a stupid look. I've never rode a horse either, why was she the only one glaring at me?
I glanced a mild curious look at the two spirits. One dead as a walking corpse. And the other, a ghost. Inching away I shoved Jun forward "Tell them..." I hissed while she tripped on the piece of her skirt and flew forward landing at Lee Pailongs feet. What a klutz! "You're hopeless," I muttered, before finding myself swept onto the floor, one of Jun's legs directly under one of mine when I landed. Placing both arms down I pushed myself up, surprising Jun and myself as I shot up like a rocket, doing a perfected back flip landing on my feet, crouched down like a cat.
I said nothing and slowly got to my feet looking at my hands mystified. "Woah..." Jun got to her feet and walked over to me, flicked my spike then turned to the spirits. "Where's that special horse?" I groaned and slapped my forehead. It was a regular horse. Bason and Lee studied us for a moment before floating through the walls. Apparently we took this as a cue to follow.
And follow we did.
It was a couple hours later (after learning how to ride it from Lee) when we arrived in the city. It was showering a bit but that wasn't anything knew. But the amount of lights and such was interesting. Especially when we walked around the areas, dazed at what we had come on. Tokyo, this was Tokyo. How in the world did we get to Tokyo?
Heading off to the apartment we began to ponder just that.
In our dreams.
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A/N: What was I doing during this chapter? I was completely bored. So yeah, horrible chapter ee;
Shaman Life!
Tao Ren
Shanna
Chapter Six
I rubbed my face and glanced back up, blinking to see if anything changed. Jun was still there. Looking back down I rubbed my eyes harder, until they were moist from the forced rub. Still Jun. That concluded this was not a dream. When she told me that she was Nikki I didn't know whether to look shocked act happy or cry for joy I wasn't the only one dead. But how come she was a girl and I was a guy? Why was I short pants! WHY WAS I SHORT PANTS!? I let out a frustrated growl as I dropped onto the couch that I had been pacing back and forth near, watching her gaze at me soften.
Then her whole face lighted with high spirits and started laughing at me, dropping to the floor and banging it with all her might. I hoped at that moment she would die from laughter or better yet. If the floor caved in and took her down it with where IT could eat her in his fat. Yes, the hated enemy of mine from Shaman King was the fat blubber of a father. En Tao. AH! I said his name... Gods forgive me.
"Okay, okay enough laughing at me" I spoke deadly serious and jumped off, stretching the fabric of the shirt downward. Didn't Ren wear anything longer? It was uncomfortable! "Where are we? I remember the traffic and then I don't know. A headache of some sort" I thought back. It was hard because it was just forgotten. But still the little bits and pieces did well, they were the most important. But how the hell or in the name of RA did I get to be Ren? He was my god....long ago.
Now I worshipped Akabane Kuroudo from Getbackers. Shaman king was a thing of the past!
"Were in apparently Shaman King. In the bodies of our favorite characters" Jun caught my eye and hurried to finish her sentence as she clenched and unclenched her skirt "uh, uh....I don't know about the rest. But now that were here. We might as well try ya?" I raised an eyebrow. Wondering now about just what we were going to try. Nikki, no, Jun rose and looked down on me obviously having trouble looking at me straight in the face.
Cursing the gods of shortness I headed out the door ahead of her and stopped at what awaited me. There was at least five different hallways all leading somewhere else! I don't even think the Shaman King people knew half of these places! They never showed anything for how big the Tao mansion was! Except the outside view but that hardly helped. I felt a presence beside me, but I didn't need to look to see whom it was. I could tell without glancing, I guess it was the whole Tao family thing.
"Where does this all lead?" I heard her whisper out loud, looking as lost as I was. With a great 'HMPH' I stomped off, leaving her where she was. I couldn't endanger her if I went somewhere else that led to some trap. Maybe stakes or fire pits! I wouldn't be surprised with this kind of house. Or mansion. Whichever. I grew miffed as I watched a plant and narrowed my eyes at it. Even a plant was taller than me! How embarrassing! "Do you know where you're going?" I heard Jun ask form behind me. I didn't respond right away though as I ran my hand along the wall.
I think she guessed that I didn't know the way, but I said it all the same "no, I don't know but ...I told you to wait at the room!" I yelled at her, only to be scolded back. "You think I'm waiting there? You're kidding me right? What if IT comes?" I couldn't help but shudder as images went through my mind. Releasing a shuddering sigh I silently thanked her for common.
Episode 24 gave me nightmares...
For the next hour or so we walked on through the Tao mansion. We must have passed the same plant I glared at more than three times, meaning we went in the same direction. By how could we tell? We couldn't, Jun was too busy distracting me so I couldn't concentrate hard enough. "What if IT comes?" I rolled my eyes for the fifth time that same minute. She could be so...so...infuriating with the same question over and over and over!
It was driving me crazy!
"Don't worry. Watch out for the floor" I said automatically as Jun moved to the side, avoiding a pit full of sharp pointy spears. An old trap door that she hadn't noticed even though she ignored it the last two times. "Let's go down this way" I tugged on her sleeve pointing down one of the other halls, I had a feeling about this one. Jun nodded and allowed me to lead her, she kept stifling her laughter though whenever she looked at me. I think it was the hair or the shortness....
Or both...
I grunted as I came face to face with a rather large door. It looked familiar; I know I've seen it before; there was no way unless it was important and showed in the anime... "Do you remember this Jun?" I got in the habit of calling her that, but she didn't seem to mind. Though she teased me with Ren's dubbed name, Lenny. God forbid who made that up? I watched her approach the door running her hand over the door. Her face showed a thinking one, trying hard to remember if this was indeed shown.
"Yeah we've both seen it, if you watched up to 24..." she stopped and backed away from the door, shoving me up close instead. My eyes bulged out of my sockets as I caught the engravings on the door and made a beeline for the stairs to my right and ran down, flying over the table in the kitchen and landing with a painful thunk
Ow...
"Master Ren?" Bason's voice was heard to the side of me as I rammed my head against the table. That hurt too... With a grim look I ran my hand through my hair ignoring him with all intentions. Jun came up beside me, she didn't run like I had but she was panting. Which could only mean one thing. Which I have absolutely no idea what it was. Swallowing hard I rose form the table and dived for the fridge, throwing it open. Gluing my eyes to it before I realized something.
Ren and Jun never started in the Tao manor/mansion place. That was later. They were suppose to be at an apartment. Maybe...just maybe no one knew we were here. "Maybe we should go to that Tao place, that apartment" Jun looked at me confused, hell I didn't know what I was talking about.
"You know. That one Jun and Ren stay at"
Talking in third person. Oh boy.
"Yeah, what about it? You mean the place where that girl showed up and stuff?" I nodded while she went looking for a map or some means of transport. But then I remembered, they never believed in modern things. I bet they didn't have a computer! I'd die without one! "We'll have to take the horse" I sweat dropped as she gave me a stupid look. I've never rode a horse either, why was she the only one glaring at me?
I glanced a mild curious look at the two spirits. One dead as a walking corpse. And the other, a ghost. Inching away I shoved Jun forward "Tell them..." I hissed while she tripped on the piece of her skirt and flew forward landing at Lee Pailongs feet. What a klutz! "You're hopeless," I muttered, before finding myself swept onto the floor, one of Jun's legs directly under one of mine when I landed. Placing both arms down I pushed myself up, surprising Jun and myself as I shot up like a rocket, doing a perfected back flip landing on my feet, crouched down like a cat.
I said nothing and slowly got to my feet looking at my hands mystified. "Woah..." Jun got to her feet and walked over to me, flicked my spike then turned to the spirits. "Where's that special horse?" I groaned and slapped my forehead. It was a regular horse. Bason and Lee studied us for a moment before floating through the walls. Apparently we took this as a cue to follow.
And follow we did.
It was a couple hours later (after learning how to ride it from Lee) when we arrived in the city. It was showering a bit but that wasn't anything knew. But the amount of lights and such was interesting. Especially when we walked around the areas, dazed at what we had come on. Tokyo, this was Tokyo. How in the world did we get to Tokyo?
Heading off to the apartment we began to ponder just that.
In our dreams.
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A/N: What was I doing during this chapter? I was completely bored. So yeah, horrible chapter ee;