Title: Life's a Bitch
Chapter 7: Let's kick their asses!
Two days later:
Chrissie, Fettie and Lily got alone great. They were always seen together now, they were like inseparable triplets. Even though Chrissie was six years old, Fettie and Lily still liked her because she was a very fun person.
Even though Chrissie and James looked really different, they had alike personalities. Chrissie loved playing pranks, like James, and goofing off. She even pulled some of James pranks but enhanced them.
Its 1:30 in the morning and Fettie and Chrissie couldn't sleep so they went down to the common room. "Hey Fettie, I've always wanted to ask you a this question but was a little afraid to. Do you mind if I asked it?"
"Shoot."
"Well, why is Lily always so stiff and well mean to Slutmantha and Asslisa?"
"We've always been like this. Well actually not always. We were friends once until one summer Slutmantha came back with a full make over. We still hung out with her for a while until she got her friend boy friend. This was in our 3rd year. She started to act weird and ditched us.
So it was just Lily. Me and Asslisa. We hung out still, but then one day Asslisa just changed. Out of the blue, she came back to the common room with a make over and some Skippy shirt on and she wasn't alone, she was with Slutmantha.
I guess Slutmantha got to her."
"Yeah but I don't think that you guys were always like this tense. Even when you guys are enemies. I think this kind of just started. "
"You are way to mature for you age."
"Well I can be if I wanted to and I really want to know what happened."
"Ok fine. Here it goes. Lily and I are part of this club, so is Asslisa and Slutmantha; I can't say the name so don't ask. Well one night at this club Slutmantha said that we cheated on this game and Lily was already really angry because what we did made us really ready to beat someone up so then Lily turned around and was about to sy something to Slutmantha, but Slutty hit Lily.
Then this fight broke out which ended up with Lily in the hospital wing."
"I feel a strong feeling of revenge."
"Me too, what do you have in mind Chris?"
"Well.."
Chrissie started to explain to Fettie what her plan was and when they finished planning everything it was 3:10 in the morning so they decided to get some sleep and then wake up to tell the Marauders in the morning.
~@~@~
The next Chrissie and Fettie woke up and went to go and wake the Marauders up. "Come on you guys wake up we have a prank to play on Slutmantha and Asslisa." Said Chrissie.
The Marauders immediately jumped out of bed. "Prank, alright we're up." They shouted in unison.
Chrissie and Fettie exchanged smirks, "Alright we had this in mind.."
~!~! Lily woke up and found that Chrissie and Fettie were not in their beds. She shook her head; they're probably in the Great Hall eating off their asses. Lily thought.
She got ready and headed for the Great Hall.
~!~!
Chrissie and Fettie told the guys and they thought it was great. "Alright, Fettie and I will do the physical appearance, James and Sirius can do the noises and Remus and Peter you two can do the charm work." Chrissie assigned. ~!~!
Great Hall
When Lily got to the Great Hall she went over to the Gryffindor table and looked for Fettie and Chrissie. Seeing that they weren't there Lily just shrugged thinking that they would be there soon and started to pile food on her plate.
Sirius, James, Fettie and Chrissie hid behind a wall and waited for Slutmantha and Asslisa to come. They didn't have to wait long for them to get there. Swiftly they casted their spells and waited for them to go into the Great Hall. Remus and Peter were inside the Great Hall doing their part of the prank.
Sirius, James, Fettie and Chrissie waited a while and then walked in so it didn't make it look like they were the ones who did the prank.
They walked in and sat around Lily, Remus and Peter. Everyone but Lily smirked and started to pile food onto their plates. Lily eyes them all evilly. "What did you guys do?"
"You'll see." Was all that Fettie said.
Lily rolled her eyes and continued eating. James looked at his watch and started to count down, "5.4.3.2.1.begin."
All of the sudden they heard a scream from the end of the table. Everyone turned and laughed at them.
Slutmantha and Asslisa were dancing on the table. They were dancing really dirty too. The funny part was that they weren't dressed correctly for it. Slutmantha was wearing a red cap backwards, a pair of blue pants with three yellow strips going down the side of it on them with a yellow and blue baggy shirt. And her hair was flashing different colors and on each color said bad things.
Asslisa on the other hand was wearing a very mismatched outfit. She was wearing a clown's shirt, and the little red sponge for a nose, beach slippers, and a skirt. Her hair was styled like a Mohawk.
Flying around the two were little pins that had different quotes on them.
McGonagall's eyes widened, she jumped out of her seat and headed for her house table. She lifted the spells off them and turned to the Marauders, Lily, Fettie and Chrissie. "What-"
Before McGonagall even finished her sentence she was shoved aside by Sluty and Ass. They grabbed Lily and Fettie and punched them. Lily and Fettie stumbled back a little but quickly regained composer and hit them back and a huge fight started between them. It wasn't a normal cat fight with screeches and stupid stuff like that. They were actually fighting, punching, kicking, dodging and everything.
The professor's were so stunned they didn't even move, so the Marauders and Chrissie had to stop the fight.
It was really hard because they had to pry the four of them apart and keep them apart long enough for them to realize what they have just done.
When they realized this they stopped. And when McGonagall regained focus she was raging.
"Come to my room the nine of you." McGonagall said through grit teeth.
~McGonagall's room~
"Never in all my years of teaching have I ever saw such a -a there is no word at al for this. You have totally embarrassed this whole house. What has gotten into you nine? Especially you two, Lily and Maria (Fettie). "
The nine of them mumbled their apologies and listened to McGonagall lecture them all and take 200 points from each of them and they each received two months detention. McGonagall asked if they needed to go to Madam Zeroine but they said no and left.
While they were walking back to the common room Lily was extremely angry with Fettie and everyone else right now she was shaking.
When they got to the common room Sluty and Ass went up to clean themselves off. Lily turned sharply to all of them.
"What the hell were you thinking!" Lily hollered. "You guys made me lose 200points from our house and I got my first detention. Oh wait let me rephrase that, my first two months worth of detentions! We're lucky we didn't get expelled."
"All we wanted to do was get them back for putting you in the hospital for a week!" Fettie yelled back.
"Well you guys could've included me on prank!"
"We wanted it to be a surprise for you. We thought that you would think it was funny and thank us."
"Look I have to admit it was funny, but until the part where Sluty and Ass almost beat the crap out of me was not. I'm really angry with you guys because yeah it was funny, but did you guys really have to go as far as making them dance so dirty?" Lily said trying not to crack up.
It didn't work she bursted out laughing like hell and it made the other 6 laugh.
When they calmed down, they apologized and headed for bed.
~!~!~
I hope you guys like this one. It's a bit short I know but hey it had a lot of drama in this one.
~AtwistedAngel13~
Chapter 7: Let's kick their asses!
Two days later:
Chrissie, Fettie and Lily got alone great. They were always seen together now, they were like inseparable triplets. Even though Chrissie was six years old, Fettie and Lily still liked her because she was a very fun person.
Even though Chrissie and James looked really different, they had alike personalities. Chrissie loved playing pranks, like James, and goofing off. She even pulled some of James pranks but enhanced them.
Its 1:30 in the morning and Fettie and Chrissie couldn't sleep so they went down to the common room. "Hey Fettie, I've always wanted to ask you a this question but was a little afraid to. Do you mind if I asked it?"
"Shoot."
"Well, why is Lily always so stiff and well mean to Slutmantha and Asslisa?"
"We've always been like this. Well actually not always. We were friends once until one summer Slutmantha came back with a full make over. We still hung out with her for a while until she got her friend boy friend. This was in our 3rd year. She started to act weird and ditched us.
So it was just Lily. Me and Asslisa. We hung out still, but then one day Asslisa just changed. Out of the blue, she came back to the common room with a make over and some Skippy shirt on and she wasn't alone, she was with Slutmantha.
I guess Slutmantha got to her."
"Yeah but I don't think that you guys were always like this tense. Even when you guys are enemies. I think this kind of just started. "
"You are way to mature for you age."
"Well I can be if I wanted to and I really want to know what happened."
"Ok fine. Here it goes. Lily and I are part of this club, so is Asslisa and Slutmantha; I can't say the name so don't ask. Well one night at this club Slutmantha said that we cheated on this game and Lily was already really angry because what we did made us really ready to beat someone up so then Lily turned around and was about to sy something to Slutmantha, but Slutty hit Lily.
Then this fight broke out which ended up with Lily in the hospital wing."
"I feel a strong feeling of revenge."
"Me too, what do you have in mind Chris?"
"Well.."
Chrissie started to explain to Fettie what her plan was and when they finished planning everything it was 3:10 in the morning so they decided to get some sleep and then wake up to tell the Marauders in the morning.
~@~@~
The next Chrissie and Fettie woke up and went to go and wake the Marauders up. "Come on you guys wake up we have a prank to play on Slutmantha and Asslisa." Said Chrissie.
The Marauders immediately jumped out of bed. "Prank, alright we're up." They shouted in unison.
Chrissie and Fettie exchanged smirks, "Alright we had this in mind.."
~!~! Lily woke up and found that Chrissie and Fettie were not in their beds. She shook her head; they're probably in the Great Hall eating off their asses. Lily thought.
She got ready and headed for the Great Hall.
~!~!
Chrissie and Fettie told the guys and they thought it was great. "Alright, Fettie and I will do the physical appearance, James and Sirius can do the noises and Remus and Peter you two can do the charm work." Chrissie assigned. ~!~!
Great Hall
When Lily got to the Great Hall she went over to the Gryffindor table and looked for Fettie and Chrissie. Seeing that they weren't there Lily just shrugged thinking that they would be there soon and started to pile food on her plate.
Sirius, James, Fettie and Chrissie hid behind a wall and waited for Slutmantha and Asslisa to come. They didn't have to wait long for them to get there. Swiftly they casted their spells and waited for them to go into the Great Hall. Remus and Peter were inside the Great Hall doing their part of the prank.
Sirius, James, Fettie and Chrissie waited a while and then walked in so it didn't make it look like they were the ones who did the prank.
They walked in and sat around Lily, Remus and Peter. Everyone but Lily smirked and started to pile food onto their plates. Lily eyes them all evilly. "What did you guys do?"
"You'll see." Was all that Fettie said.
Lily rolled her eyes and continued eating. James looked at his watch and started to count down, "5.4.3.2.1.begin."
All of the sudden they heard a scream from the end of the table. Everyone turned and laughed at them.
Slutmantha and Asslisa were dancing on the table. They were dancing really dirty too. The funny part was that they weren't dressed correctly for it. Slutmantha was wearing a red cap backwards, a pair of blue pants with three yellow strips going down the side of it on them with a yellow and blue baggy shirt. And her hair was flashing different colors and on each color said bad things.
Asslisa on the other hand was wearing a very mismatched outfit. She was wearing a clown's shirt, and the little red sponge for a nose, beach slippers, and a skirt. Her hair was styled like a Mohawk.
Flying around the two were little pins that had different quotes on them.
McGonagall's eyes widened, she jumped out of her seat and headed for her house table. She lifted the spells off them and turned to the Marauders, Lily, Fettie and Chrissie. "What-"
Before McGonagall even finished her sentence she was shoved aside by Sluty and Ass. They grabbed Lily and Fettie and punched them. Lily and Fettie stumbled back a little but quickly regained composer and hit them back and a huge fight started between them. It wasn't a normal cat fight with screeches and stupid stuff like that. They were actually fighting, punching, kicking, dodging and everything.
The professor's were so stunned they didn't even move, so the Marauders and Chrissie had to stop the fight.
It was really hard because they had to pry the four of them apart and keep them apart long enough for them to realize what they have just done.
When they realized this they stopped. And when McGonagall regained focus she was raging.
"Come to my room the nine of you." McGonagall said through grit teeth.
~McGonagall's room~
"Never in all my years of teaching have I ever saw such a -a there is no word at al for this. You have totally embarrassed this whole house. What has gotten into you nine? Especially you two, Lily and Maria (Fettie). "
The nine of them mumbled their apologies and listened to McGonagall lecture them all and take 200 points from each of them and they each received two months detention. McGonagall asked if they needed to go to Madam Zeroine but they said no and left.
While they were walking back to the common room Lily was extremely angry with Fettie and everyone else right now she was shaking.
When they got to the common room Sluty and Ass went up to clean themselves off. Lily turned sharply to all of them.
"What the hell were you thinking!" Lily hollered. "You guys made me lose 200points from our house and I got my first detention. Oh wait let me rephrase that, my first two months worth of detentions! We're lucky we didn't get expelled."
"All we wanted to do was get them back for putting you in the hospital for a week!" Fettie yelled back.
"Well you guys could've included me on prank!"
"We wanted it to be a surprise for you. We thought that you would think it was funny and thank us."
"Look I have to admit it was funny, but until the part where Sluty and Ass almost beat the crap out of me was not. I'm really angry with you guys because yeah it was funny, but did you guys really have to go as far as making them dance so dirty?" Lily said trying not to crack up.
It didn't work she bursted out laughing like hell and it made the other 6 laugh.
When they calmed down, they apologized and headed for bed.
~!~!~
I hope you guys like this one. It's a bit short I know but hey it had a lot of drama in this one.
~AtwistedAngel13~