Hey everyone! Sorry for being such a slow updater...lol. The reason for this is because I simply could not think of anything to write, so here's a short little chapter about the train ride to seventh year :)
As Told by Padfoot
I swear, if James shines his Head Boy badge one more time I'm gonna...I'm gonna...I'm gonna do something so evil, words can't describe it.
Oh yeah, guess what? Jamesie is gonna freak when he hears this. Lily is Head Girl. You know, Lily Evans, his stalkee herself. Her friend Miranda told me...no one can resist my cloud of sexiness. Hah.
Remus doesn't look too well. I think last night was a full moon. Too bad it couldn't have been tomorrow. Or maybe he looks ill because of the Shaky Potion I slipped him. Hmm...
I have no idea where Peter is. I haven't seen him the whole train ride. That's odd...he's usually like some sick puppy who won't stop following us. You know, he reminds me of Kreacher. The way he hero-worships James. Really! He does! They also kinda look the same if you ask me. But you didn't, so eh.
I found something interesting out today. Muggles write with pinstills. No, wait, James says it's called a pencil. Know how I found out? Come on, I know you want to know how I know. Wait...what did I just say? You're confuzzling me. Anyhoo, I was passing by Lily's compartment earlier, and decided to err, check in on them. Well, Lily had her nose stuck in a book of course. Hey...that gives me an idea...evil laugh. Right, but I won't write it here incase it should happen to fall into the wrong hands. Particularly James's.
The first thing I noticed when I saw Lily was that she had a piece of wood behind her ear. So I thought, maybe she doesn't know it's there. But who wouldn't notice a piece of wood in there hair? "Lily, you have something in your hair." She jumped, so I guess she didn't hear me come in. She felt her hair and pulled the pencil out from behind her ear.
She looked at me like I was crazy. I looked at her like she was crazy. We both looked at each other like we were both crazy.
"What do you want Sirius?"
"Aww, how sweet, you remember me." I have a comeback for everything. Ask James. He'll tell you.
"Seriously, what do you want?"
"Haha. I was just coming to see how you were."
"Yeah right, I know you're up to no good."
"Me?" feigned look of shock "I would never!" She just rolled her eyes at me. How rude.
"Go away Sirius."
"You still never told me why you have a piece of wood." She gave me that look again. I'm not crazy! Really!
"It's a pencil you moron."
"You named a piece of wood? And you think I'M crazy?"
"No, you weirdo, it's a pencil. P-e-n-c-i-l. It's like a quill, except for Muggles.
"Oh," I said, as if I understood perfectly.
She rolled her eyes again. Ruuuuuude! "Look, I'll show you." She got out a sheet of parchment and started writing with the pencil.
Eyes opening in involuntary surprise, I grabbed the pencil from her.
"Hey, give it back!"
Too late, I was already out of the compartment and showing it to James.
"You're joking," he said when I told him what it was.
"Nope. Look." I wrote Hello on a piece of parchment. Jamesie was just as surprised as I had been.
"Whoa...far out." I know he didn't just say far out. I think he's trying to act more Muggle-like to impress Lils. Oh well, I'll play along.
"Wait...why were you in Lily's compartment anyways?" What's with the suspicious glare Jamesie, don't you trust me, your own best friend, best man at yours and Lily's wedding?
"No reason...just talking."
"About what?"
"You. About how ugly you are and what a big head you have."
"Liar."
"How do you know?"
"Because, you're the worst liar I've ever seen." RAWR!
"Nu uh."
"You're lying through your teeth."
"No I'm not. You can go ask Lily yourself if you don't believe me." Of course I wasn't really talking to Lily about that, but anything to get them two to talk, you know?
"Whatever..." He kind of just dropped the subject after that.
"Hey Moony, thought of our annual Prank-Snivellus-on-the-First-Day-of-School prank yet?"
Moony grinned evilly and nodded. He scares me when he does that. I mean, Moody is supposed to be the perfect teacher's pet, not the evil prank master.
Moony just told us the prank. Excellent.
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