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As Told by Padfoot

"Sirius!" a short girl with shoulder-length, dark brown hair said, running up to me and giving me a hug. "Sirius Black, where have you been!" she said with a grin, looking me up and down.

"Tiffany!" I said, imitating her happiness. Tiffany had changed a lot since we last had talked, and even when we did it wasn't for long; Tiffany was in Slytherin, and practically the whole school would condone a Gryffindor "fraternizing with the enemy", as James put it. Her once green eyes were now a stunning hazel; Tiffany as a whole looked more mature and grown up.

"W-that are you doing here?" I was sitting at the Gryffindor house table in the Great Hall.

"Oh calm down Sirius, I just wanted to say hi," she said with a wink. Her flirting was interrupted, though, by a voice that seemed to come out of no where.

"Oh Sirius," the voice called playfully. I grinned; I love all the attention. The owner of the voice squeezed herself into the seat next to me, pushing Tiffany out of the way. She sulked back to the Slytherin table, purposely hitting the other's girl's shoulders as she walked past.

"Erin," I said with a grin. "Want to take a walk?" I extended my arm to her, which she took. Erin's extremely long brown hair was tied in a messy bun on her head; her deep hazel eyes were sparkling. "So," I said, breaking the silence as we walked around the grounds outside. "How's life as a sixth year?" She laughed.

"Oh, pretty much the same as a fifth year. Can't wait till next year though."

"It's really not anything special," I said with a shrug. "Only nice thing is graduating in my opinion."

"There's always the chance of being made Head Boy or Girl though," she pointed out.

"Like I said, the only nice thing." I grinned. Suddenly, our faces were mere inches apart. I leaned in closer to her.

"Erin!" Moony shouted. He ran towards us. DRAT! FOILED!

"Remus!" Erin squealed.

"I've been looking all over for you!" he said, embracing her. I stood nervously, not really sure what was going on. Before I knew it, he kissed her, and she kissed him back, then they walked off, not even looking back. I'm all alone again :(

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"Did you know Moony has a girlfriend?" I asked, sighing as bodily threw myself on an armchair in the common room.

"Where have you been Padfoot? He asked her out like a week ago."

"Under a rock. You?" I said sarcastically. He rolled his eyes at me.

"I heard that Amora was single and looking," James said casually.

"Amora?? I thought she was going out with Lucius Malfoy?"

"They broke up once he graduated."

Amora was a very attractive Hufflepuff with a personality to match. No clue why she went out with Malfoy. Opposites attract, I guess. "Hmm."

"You better hurry up mate, or Peter will have found a girl before you," James said with a grin.

"I could get any girl in this school that I want," I replied defiantly. He snorted.

"Get Amora then," he said coolly.

"Who said I wanted her?"

"You know you do. Everyone wants Amora...except me of course, I have Lils."

"Doesn't look like she has you though mate," I said grimly, pointing to Lily, who was sitting near the fireplace. She was smiling and giggling with some sixth year guy I didn't know.

"Wha- how dare he!" James said, storming over to them. I couldn't hear what he said, but it didn't seem to phase the sixth year.

"James Potter, you have no right to barge in on my conversation like this!" Lily said, poking James in the chest with her index finger and glowering at him.

"Lily- I-"

"Potter, I told you we were through!" With that she stormed out of the common room.

"She still hasn't forgiven you for whatever it was you don't remember you did?" I asked as James sat down next to me. He shook his head, glaring at the sixth year.

"Don't worry, just give her some time," I advised, unlike me.

"Yeah, whatever. Listen, I'm going to bed."

"Night Prongs."

After he left, I thought about what he had said about Amora. It would be a challenge, that's for sure. And I knew exactly what to do.

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"Amora, Amora, I beseech you, fair lad, where art Amora!" I asked Prongs.

"What-the-hell-are-you-doing?!" James said in-between heavy bursts of laughter. I suppose he had a right to laugh; I was taking the term "knight in shining armor" very literally. I had snuck out in the middle of the night, and erm...borrowed a shining suit of armor from a corridor leading to the Arithmancy classroom.

"Nay! I haveth no time for petty talk such as this! Where art the Lady Amora?"

"Why don't you try the Great Hall, Romeo?"

"That would be Sir Romeo to you, peasant!" I said, unsuccessfully trying to withdraw the metal sword from its sheath.

"May want to work on your awesome knight powers, milord," James said, bowing mockingly.

"Quiet, commoner! The lady awaits!" I clamored out of the circular entrance, the Fat Lady staring at me as my armor clanged and squeaked. My helmet, complete with visor and red feathers on top, restricted my vision, and ever so graceful, I ran into quite a lot of things, including a brick wall. Most of the people I passed decided not to comment on my attire; they simply sniggered their heads off as they pointed me out to their friends.

Finally spotting my victi- err, um...target...no, erm...meh, guess there really aren't any words that wouldn't make me sound like a murderer, I sauntered up to her.

"Dearest Amora!" I called to her. She raised her eyebrows, not sure what was going on. She looked at me nervously, backing away slowly.

"Halt!" I said, making her jump and stop abruptly. I kneeled down to her and grabbed her hand. I raised the visor on my helmet and kissed her hand.

"Uh..." she said. "Who's erm...under there?" she asked.

"Oh, hark! Thou do not recognize me!" I lowered my head in mock defeat.

Amora quickly pulled the helmet off of my head. "Sirius Black!" she yelled. She quickly grabbed my hand and dragged me into an empty classroom. Kinky.

"What are you doing?!" she hissed at me. Ouch, not what I was expecting...hehe.

"Being your knight in shining armor," I said with a smirk.

"My-what? What are you talking about?" she asked confusedly.

"I ask of thee! Wilt thou accept my offer of courtship?"

"Court...ship. Sirius, you're off your rocker."

"Alas! Thou haft wounded me!"

"Right..." she said, scooting away from me.

"Alright, alright," I said, giving up the stunt. "Wanna go out with me?" I asked.

She laughed. "Now, was that so hard?" I shook my head, grinning. "Of course I will Sirius.

"Alas! My heart is full! Now, I haveth other...appointments, with a certain Professor and a certain...punishment. Farewell, fair maiden, until the stars deem we meet again!" I bowed and kissed her hand, took the helmet from her, and marched to detention with Professor Sprout. I'd rather not go into the charges held against me...let's just say, daises normally don't turn into six foot tall man-eating flowers whenever a Slytherin walks by.

Of course, Professor Sprout wasn't as amused with my choice of clothing as everyone else had been.

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"You lose Prongs," I said with a smirk.

"Oh?" he asked.

"Yes. You lose, I win; but was there ever any doubt?" Peter laughed. Remus was just looking forward to James humiliating himself in front of the whole school.

"Oh no, you haven't won yet."

"What?" I asked. I had gotten a girlfriend, hadn't I?

"You have to stay with her till Friday." Gah, today was Wednesday. Not that I was planning to dump her soon... (Cough). Nah, I'm just playing.

"Me? Stay with only one girl for two days?! NEVER!" I said, sticking my nose in the air.

"Then no deal, Padfoot."

"Okay, okay, fine!" James just likes to see me squirm, I know it. Great best friend I have there, eh?

"Let's make this even more interesting," Moony said suddenly. "I want in on this bet. What do you say to...fifty galleons? That James wins, that is." I thought about this. One hundred galleons? Hell yeah.

"I'll take up that bet," I said.

"So will I," James said, grinning.

"Don't look at me," said Peter. "I'm broke."

"Alright; so one hundred galleons to me if I win and fifty to each of you if you win?"

"Yup," James said.

"Alright," I grinned. "We have an accord."

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"Guess who!" someone whispered as a slender pair of hands covered my eyes.

"Err...Amora?" I guessed.

"No," the person said. I could envision her pouting. "Guess again."

"Uh...Jessie?"

"Gawd Sirius, how many girls do you know!" I looked around to see who it was.

"Ahh, Chloe," I said with a grin. She didn't look too happy; she was standing with her arms crossed. Her jet black hair rivaled my own in color. She was gazing at me out of her almond shaped brown eyes, which were narrowed into a glare.

"Who are Amora and Jessie?" she asked menacingly.

"Just, err...friends," I said. Hey, I still have a reputation as a playa' to live up to!

She grinned. "Wanna get a drink with me at the Three Broomsticks next time we go to Hogsmeade?" she asked.

"I sure-"

"Would not!" someone finished for me. Eep. I feel a cat-fight coming on.

"Hello, Amora," Chloe said icily. Amora didn't reply to her.

"Sirius, what are you doing hanging around with stupid fifth years like her?" Amora demanded.

"I am not a stupid fifth year!" Chloe said indignantly.

"Was I talking to you?" Amora said, clenching her fists.

"Girls..." I said. "Don't fight." Who was I kidding; two girls fighting over me? This I wanted to see.

"Stay out of this Sirius."

"Don't talk to Sirius like that!" Chloe said angrily.

"I'll talk to him anyway I want!" Amora said heatedly. Now wait just a minute! Hmf.

"Girls!" Professor McGonagall said, strolling up to us. "Would you please stop your shouting match?" The girls mumbled apologies, but soon resumed fighting as she walked out of earshot. I decided to quietly slip away.

"Sirius, where are you going?" they both yelled at my retreating back.

Not even turning, I continued running. Damn James for starting this whole stupid thing!

"Black!" I groaned. Jessie. Just what I needed.

"Hiya Jessie," I said uncomfortably.

"What was all that about just now in the Great Hall?"

"I have no idea, Jessie." I wasn't going to tell her they were fighting over me; besides, she probably knew anyways.

"I'm sure. Listen..." She suddenly looked uncomfortable. "I know it's not for about two weeks, but..."

"Yes?" I prodded.

"Go to the Halloween ball with me?" she asked, while her cheeks turned red.

I grinned. "Don't the guys usually ask the girls?" I asked with a smirk.

"Usually Black. Usually."

"I have a first name, you know," I said pointedly.

"I know Black." She winked at me before walking off. I leaned against the nearest wall; what had I just gotten myself into?

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Welllllllllllllllll?

THANK YOU TO ALL MY REVIEWERS! (huggles)

(dances) woo-hoo, Sirius has a girl!... or two!

So, I need you guy's opinion. Should Sirius go with Amora or Jessie? Or should I make up a whole new character?

Sorry if you don't like how I put you, but I didn't realize how hard it would be :S I did my best though, so I hope you like it ;)

Sirius: Why do I need to talk about James and Lils? The story is all about me after all (wink)

James: (smack) I'm in this story too though!

Sirius: But are you in the title?

James: Ahh...no

Sirius: Bwuahahaha (giggle)

Everyone else: (back away slowly)

Sirius: Ah hem... anyways, please review? (blows kisses to everyone)

Millions of fangirls all over the world: (faint)

This chapter may have been confusing, just leave any questions you have in your review and i'll answer them asap!