Unless otherwise noted, all of these parodies are written from the point of view of a student! Hehehe.
Bring Him a Knife
Parody of Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life"
By Amanda in the shower ((TMI…. O.o() ))
How can you judge us by the way rehearsal goes
Listen to the way that we waste time
On sets we all should know
We cannot play
Our instruments are getting cold
When we finally play we'll be out of tune
(March in step) Help us stay in time
(I can't mark time) Help us stay in time
(Save us) If we don't then we'll feel Peeerce's wrath
(March in step) Teach us to jazz run
(I can't mark time) Get division one
(Save us) Save us from the joke that we've become
Now that we know all of our sets
We have to hit them
If we don't G will throw a fit
Bring him a knife
(March in step) Help us stay in time
(I can't mark time) Help us stay in time
(Save us) If we don't then we'll feel Peeerce's wrath
(March in step) Teach us to jazz run
(I can't mark time) Get division one
(Save us) Save us from the joke that we've become
Bring him a knife
((He's been tryin' to lie
He's angry inside))
Bring him a knife
Waiting outside without a beat
Without a metronome
Only he can tell us all to stand in check
All of this time I can't believe we couldn't see
Marching in step but we can't hear the melody
He's been trying a thousand drills it seems
Got to let out his wrath on everything
Without a beat without a band without a show
Don't let us die here
There has to be a show
Bring him a knife
(March in step) Help us stay in time
(I can't mark time) Help us stay in time
(Save us) If we don't then we'll feel Peeerce's wrath
(March in step) Teach us to jazz run
(I can't mark time) Get division one
(Save us) Save us from the joke that we've become
Bring him a knife
((He's been tryin' to lie
He's angry inside))
Bring him a knife
Next on the EVANESCENCED INTO INSANITY CD: Everybody Fooled