Talk about some assembly being required! Weird freaky Frankinstein wanting a bride. More importantly, with Cordy's head. But no, good old Xander (And Buffy, but does she ALWAYS have to be the hero!?) swooped Cordelia away, while she was tied down to a operation table, through the flames!! And did she thank me? Like Hell!

Wait...hang on, she might have...well is it my fault if I don't listen to Miss Bitch?

Me and Giles had to go grave digging...Buffy needed a big strong guy to see the creepy dead girl...then why did she ask Giles too?

And to think, last year my major worry was if I'd failed Biology.

But still this week isn't weird. Well not if your me. Life on ther Hellmouth is never boring. Life as a datless teenage guy is worse...

...It's bad enough Buffy has a thing thing for Angel but everyone but Willow doesn't have a thing for me!! Just once I wish every gal in Sunnydale wanted me...but that will never happen.

Willow has a thing for me still...I'm so glad she's forgotten about last week.

Who knows what next week will hold. Be kinda ironic if a vampire gang with a leader named Spike attacked Sunnydale...I'm suck a dork.