Everybody Fooled

Parody of Evanescence's "Everybody's Fool"

By Amanda

Ordered by tryouts

Sure signs of overblown notes

Just what this band needs

More dreams about a show that

Never was and never will be

Woodwind parts are pure irony

Brasses have got everybody fooled

Crap here it comes now

Trumpets play loud on long notes

How Mr. G screams*

He just hears the ostenato**

But now we know what

Never was and never will be

Long Brass chords aren't the melody

Somehow we've got everybody fooled

At BOA how will we play

Can't hear woodwind parts anyway

G knows the truth now

He knows who we is

And he don't want us anymore

It never was and never will be

Long Brass chords aren't the melody

Somehow we've got everybody fooled

It never was and never will be

Woodwinds can play out finally

Somehow we had everybody fooled

*Mr. G is the head Band director…  and I kinda tweaked his name a bit ^.^

**For those of you that may not know, the ostenato ((which I don't know if I spelled right….)) is the phrase that keeps repeating itself in a piece of music….  Our first movement was full of ostenatos, and at first the entrances of the new parts weren't loud enough, so he'd get mad because he kept hearing the same stuff over and over again…  I hope I made sense….  0.o

Next on the EVANESCENCED INTO INSANITY CD: My Worst Fear Reincarnated in the Form of a Stick-ishly Skinny Band director With No Life, No Personality Whatsoever and Annoyingly Slicked Back Hair... Did We Mention He Does This Really Annoying Pitch Singing Thing When We Tune?'

(("My Spot" for short))