Everybody Fooled
Parody of Evanescence's "Everybody's Fool"
By Amanda
Ordered by tryouts
Sure signs of overblown notes
Just what this band needs
More dreams about a show that
Never was and never will be
Woodwind parts are pure irony
Brasses have got everybody fooled
Crap here it comes now
Trumpets play loud on long notes
How Mr. G screams*
He just hears the ostenato**
But now we know what
Never was and never will be
Long Brass chords aren't the melody
Somehow we've got everybody fooled
At BOA how will we play
Can't hear woodwind parts anyway
G knows the truth now
He knows who we is
And he don't want us anymore
It never was and never will be
Long Brass chords aren't the melody
Somehow we've got everybody fooled
It never was and never will be
Woodwinds can play out finally
Somehow we had everybody fooled
*Mr. G is the head Band director… and I kinda tweaked his name a bit ^.^
**For those of you that may not know, the ostenato ((which I don't know if I spelled right….)) is the phrase that keeps repeating itself in a piece of music…. Our first movement was full of ostenatos, and at first the entrances of the new parts weren't loud enough, so he'd get mad because he kept hearing the same stuff over and over again… I hope I made sense…. 0.o
Next on the EVANESCENCED INTO INSANITY CD: My Worst Fear Reincarnated in the Form of a Stick-ishly Skinny Band director With No Life, No Personality Whatsoever and Annoyingly Slicked Back Hair... Did We Mention He Does This Really Annoying Pitch Singing Thing When We Tune?'
(("My Spot" for short))
