My Worst Fear Reincarnated in the Form of a Stick-ishly Skinny Band director With No Life, No Personality Whatsoever and Annoyingly Slicked Back Hair... Did We Mention He Does This Really Annoying Pitch Singing Thing When We Tune?'
(("My Spot" for short))
Parody of Evanescence's "My Immortal"
By Amanda and Rissa on the same bus ride to the last competition as Going Crazy… heh… And once again, thanks to Rissa for the title!
I'm so tired of being here
Forced to run for correcting my peers
I was never told we had silent rehearsal
And the thought still lingers here
That he won't leave me alone
He yells at me all day long
He always says I'm wrong
It seems like he's always on my case
When he screams I want to burst into tears
He's now the source of my greatest fears
I'm stuck in band for three more years
Maybe he'll just take
My spot from me
They used to captivate me
By their oh so straight lines
Now I'm stuck in one that bends and twists and winds
Medusa haunts my once pleasant dreams*
Peeeerce's voice chased away all of the sanity in me**
He yells at me all day long
He always says I'm wrong
It seems like he's always on my case
When he screams I want to burst into tears
He's now the source of my greatest fears
I'm stuck in band for three more years
Maybe he'll just take
My spot from me
I've tried so hard to tell the band that I'm wrong
But though I'm still marching
I've been off beat all day long
When he screams I want to burst into tears
He's now the source of my greatest fears
I'm stuck in band for three more years
Maybe he'll just take
My spot from me
Spot from me
Spot from me
Spot from me
*Medusa was our field show! Yay!
**creative spelling to hide his name
For the record…. I don't think he's that bad. He's actually pretty nice to me…. But then again, I don't have him as my actual Band teacher ((mine is Mr. G, whom everybody ALSO says is bad but I actually like)), so I don't know of any wrongs that he wills upon his students. =D Sorry, Rissa.
Next on the EVANESCENCED INTO INSANITY CD: Troubled