Six Hours
Parody of Evanescence's "Imaginary"
By Amanda on December 11, 2003
((La la la la region tryouts
La la la la region tryouts))
I linger in the doorway
With the freshmen screaming
Monitors calling my name
Must I stay
Where the seniors snigger at me
Where the juniors as they're playing miss the pitches
In the room at region tryouts
With upperclassmen that can't play
I sit in boredom for six hours
And watch my social life go down the drain
Don't say I'm out of tune
With this wooden Buffet and my ghetto reed
I know well how concert D should sound in the song
It's not my fault that my pitch is always off
In the room at region tryouts
With upperclassmen that can't play
I sit in boredom for six hours
And watch my social life go down the drain
Preoccupied by the sound of my tuning
Cannot stop for a fear of lower scores
Oh how I long to be first chair region
The lost dream after my turn in round one
In the room at region tryouts
With upperclassmen that can't play
I sit in boredom for six hours
And watch my social life go down the drain
((La la la la region tryouts
La la la la region tryouts))
Heh. High school region… much fun… **BLINK** Yeah, well… Honestly? Phase one ((elimination round)) took six hours… and they had even split Clarinets into three rooms! Sigh. I made it to phase two, and that one room took at least five hours… and I get to go for three more years! Yay!
NEXT ON THE EVANESCENCED INTO INSANITY CD: Quit Anyway