If ever there was a slaughtered Evanescence song... this is it. I think I killed it so badly that it's not even funny. Sorry 'bout that....
Let me tell you about the word "hellurr." If that's even how it's spelled. My very good friend Deanna and I have a type of joke... instead of "hello," I said "haa-ayy!" to her and she replies with, "hellurr." I'm telling you right now... I did not make up this word. Deanna and her brother ((my friend and section leader .)) saw some play and one of the characters says "hellurr" instead of "hi" or something normal. So... Deanna, hope you don't mind me using your word ((I put in a disclaimer .)), and I'm sorry that I completely killed this beautiful song. Forgive me.
Hellurr
Parody of Evanescence's "Hello"
By Amanda on January 6, 2004
Death squawk strikes the band again
Song gets screwed over again
Has no one told you he's not teaching?
Hellurr we're his band
Giving him a reason to hide
Hellurr
If I still don't understand
Then I shouldn't be in this band
Don't try to teach me
I won't listen
Hellurr I'm a fish
Giving you a reason to quit
Oh crap
Suddenly I know he won't come back
Hellurr I'm still here
You couldn't drive me away
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