By: Sakariya Lin Karyba
Disclaimer: I do not own any anime or Manga
Title: How Dare You Be Cute
Setting: Kaiba Corp-Seto is sitting in his office typing his laptop
Noa is standing off to the side, his hands behind his back staring out the window, suddenly Mokuba rushes in
Mokuba- SETO! SETO! SETO! (Continues to chant his brother's name)
Seto- (Irritated) What is it this time?
Mokuba- (pauses)… I forgot.
Seto- (rolls eyes and goes back to work)
Mokuba- Noa, will you play with me?
Noa- Define "play".
Seto- (alarmed) NOA!
Noa- (grins) You never know.
Seto- This is Mokuba, Noa I do know.
Mokuba- (lost) What are you talking about?
Noa- You haven't taught him anything have you?
Seto- Nothing he doesn't need to know.
Noa- Who says he doesn't need to know?
Seto- I do.
Noa-(rolls eyes) Okay Mokie, what do you want to play?
Mokuba-(thinks) umm
Noa- Well
Mokuba- I don't know, I'm just bored and I need something to do. What do you want to play?
Noa- Would you rather play inside or outside?
Seto- OUTSIDE!
Mokuba- What Big Brother says goes, outside it is!
Noa- Well then how about a game of tag (tags Mokuba) You're it!
Mokuba- Not for long! (Tags Noa) Tag you're it! (Runs out door)
Noa- Bye Seto! (Chases after Mokuba)
Seto- Behave!
Noa- (thinking) Yeah, right.
MEANWHILE
Setting: Katsuya's House- Katsuya, Jasmine and Sakariya are up stairs
Sakariya-(sighs) When are we going to visit Mokuba?
Jasmine- We hafta wait till May gets here, you know how she is if we go to Kaiba Corp without her.
Katsuya- Where is she anyway?
Sakariya- "That's a good question she's keeping me from Mokuba you'd think she'd want to get there ASAP!
Katsuya- (shudders) "Those two are sickening.
Jasmine- Who May and Seto
Katsuya-(Nods) first there's love then obsession then devotion; they really need to get on with their lives outside their relationship.
Jasmine-Stop talkin' that way Katsy you're scaring me!
Katsuya-(grins) Sorry.
Sakariya- (stands up) I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Jasmine- you're leaving me?
Katsuya-AHEM
Jasmine-(grins) I mean us?
Sakariya- I wanna see my Mokie Kitty
Katsuya-What about Noa?
Sakariya- Of course him too!
Jasmine-You care?
Sakariya-(grins and runs out of house)
Katsuya-Well now what do we do?
Jasmine-(suggestively) Somethings come to mind.
Katsuya-(playing along) What are you getting
Jasmine-(grins) You know perfectly well what I'm getting
Katsuya-(grins)
MEANWHILE
Setting: Sakariya ariving the front yard of Kaiba Corp sees Mokuba and Noa
Sakariya- MOKIE KITTY!
Mokuba- Sakariya?
Noa-What is she doing here
Mokuba-(Runs up to Sakariya and tags her) Tag You're it (runs)
Sakariya-(Blinks like she missed something)
Noa-(walks up to Sakariya) What
Sakariya-(tags Noa) Tag you're it (Runs)
Mokuba-Careful Noa's tricky he trapped me like three times already.
Sakariya-How long have you been playing
Mokuba-Bout thirty minutes
Sakariya-lookout! (Pushes Mokuba out of the way and gets tagged by Noa but tags him back before he can say anything. They tag back and forth and Mokuba sits down to watch seeing this Sakariya says) No Tagbacks (sits down next to Mokuba in the grass)
Noa-No tagbacks?
(Sakairya grins Noa sighs and sits next to Mokuba)
Sakariya-(grabs Mokuba defensively) My Mokie Kitty!
Noa-(grins then tags Mokuba) Tag you're it (gets up and runs)
Mokuba-(sighs then touches Sakariya's arm) Tag you're it
Sakariya-(claps) I lose
Mokuba-(scared) don't say that you sound like Star
Star-(appears) You rang
Mokuba-(screams and runs away)
Sakariya-(smacks Star) You scared off my Mokie Kitty.
Star-Was that supposed to hurt? Hey where're Jasmine and Katsuya?
Sakariya- At the house waiting for May.
Star-She's only been here twenty-five minutes
Sakariya-She's here?!
Star- Well yeah, you guys didn't know that
Sakariya-(shakes her head)
Star-(Sighs) well go get Mokuba. Sorry! Bye now! (starts to disappear)
Sakariya-(sighs) For once she didn't say
Star-HOW DARE YOU BE CUTE! (disappears)
(Sakariya is discouraged but sets out to find the younger two of the Kaiba Bros.)
Mokuba-(rushes out of Kaiba Corp followed by Noa)
Mokuba and Noa- RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! (pointing to a person standing in the doorway of Kaiba Corp)
Sakariya-(runs up to Mokuba) Whats wrong Mokie kitty
Noa-Hello I'm here too! (Crosses arms)
Sakariya-NOA KAIBA KITTY!
Noa-That's better
Mokuba-RUN AWAY! (Continues to point)
Sakariya-Mokie Kitty whats wrong?
Mokuba-RUN AWAY!
Noa-It's just May
Mokuba-RUN AWAY!
Sakariya-She's not that scary
Mokuba-RUN AWAY!
Noa- She is when she's mad
Mokuba-RUN AWAY
Sakariya-who is she mad
Mokuba-RUN AWAY
Noa-you
Mokuba-RUN AWAY
Sakariya-Me!!
Mokuba-RUN AWAY!
Noa-Yeah for being here, near Seto
Mokuba-RUN AWAY
Sakariya-What Big Brother?
Mokuba-RUN AWAY
May-(emerges from door way) Sakariya I'm gonna kill you for being near my Seto!
Sakariya-I am not afraid of you May
May-KILL! KILL!
Noa- another thing to be mad is we were playing tag.
May-KILL! KILL! KILL!
MEANWHILE
Setting-Jasmine and Katsuya are still upstairs
Jasmine-When is May gonna get here?
Katsuya-STAR!
Star-(appears) Tag, I lose!
Jasmine and Katsuya-(confused) What?
Star-(laughs) looking for May
Jasmine-yes
Star- she's been Kaiba Corp this whole time
Katsuya-What?
Jasmine-She has?
Star-Yeah, where have you guys been?
Jasmine-ummm
Star-What have you been doing
Katsuya-Well we have been havin FUN FUN and more FUN
Star-FUN! FUN! FUN!
Jasmine-Yes
Star-(pauses) well you can go to Kaiba Corp now (disappears)
Katsuya-well then lets go
(Jasmine and Katsuya run out of the house)
MEANWHILE
May-KILL! KILL! KILL!
Sakariya- You know you have been saying that for a long time
Mokuba-Exactly 563 and counting.
May-KILL! KILL! NO COUNTING! KILL! KILL!
Seto-May (walks out of Kaiba Corp) May where are you?
May-KILL! KILL! Over here my Seto!
Seto-(walks over to May) May! (Sees Sakariya) Little sister
May-Don't even say it!
Sakariya-BIG BROTHER!
Noa-Here we go again.
May-KILL!!!!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!
Sakariya- Force field release! (Puts up a force field)
May-Next time I see you I will KILL you. (Goes inside Kaiba Corp with Seto)
(Jasmine and Katsuya arrive Kaiba Corp)
Jasmine- (runs over) What was that about?
Katsuya-(mimicking May) KILL! KILL! KILL! (Continues)
Jasmine-KATSUYA!
Katsuya-(stops)
Mokuba-(rushes up to Jasmine) May said Kill 571 times she is mad at Sakariya for being near Seto and SHE'S MEAN!
Jasmine-Wh…what you're not supposed to count
Mokuba-(giggles)
Katsuya-Star told us May was here a little while ago
Star-(appears) Yey I was called who said my name?
(Everyone points to Katsuya)
Mokuba-(runs up to Star) May said Kill 571 times she is mad at Sakariya and SHE'S MEAN!
Star-(laughs) You've been counting again haven't you Mokuba
Mokuba-Yeah Counting (throws hands into air)
Sakariya-(puts down for field) MOKIE KITTY!
Mokuba-(Jumps into air) Sakar I ya!
Noa-HELLOOO!
Sakariya- NOA KAIBA KITTY!
(Sakariya, Mokuba and Noa all start giggling)
Jasmine-(trying to scare them) MAY!
Mokuba- Were all gonna die
Sakariya- The evil puzzles are taking over the world
Noa- Were all gonna dieee!!!
Mokuba and Sakariya-Hey look it's Nykoris
Noa-And yugi
(Nykoris and Yugi run over and Sakariya, Mokuba, Noa and Yugi start jumping around)
Nykoris-What just happened here
Katsuya-(joins the fun)
Jasmine-KATSUYA!!!!
Nykoris-Why are they jumping around?
Jasmine-Shows you what balls of energy do.
Nykoris-What?
Star-Balls of energy meaning energetic everyone there but Katsuya is a ball of energy
(Mai Tea and Ryou arrive Kaiba Corp)
Mai-NYKORIS!!!!
Nykoris-My Mai
Tea-Okay
Ryou-Hello everyone
Sakariya-(stops jumping) Hey Ryou
Mokuba-(stops) OH NO there are two Ryou's!
Sakariya-NOT AGAIN
Noa-(stops) Mokuba Sakariya and Ryou are two differn't people
Mokuba-Sakariya?
Sakariya-MOKIE KITTY!
Ryou-well now that we know who everyone is lets go get ice cream
Sakariya-Ice Cream?
Katsuya-(stops) ICE CREAM! ME FIRST! ME FIRST!
Yugi-(sits down) I don't think I can walk
Katsuya-Yugi lets go get some ice cream
Yugi-(Grins) ICE CREAM! (hops up) ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!
Jasmine-I thought he couldn't walk
Star- The power of ice cream
Jasmine- I thought it was the power of cheese
Sakariya-Well in this case it's Ice cream
Yugi-ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!
(Everyone walks towards the ice cream shop)
MEANWHILE
( The ice cream shop)
Marik-Time to take the pharaohs puzzle
Bakura-Yes
Marik-Here they come
Bakura-Yes
MEANWHILE
(Everyone arrives the ice cream shop)
Tea- does everyone have money
Everyone else-YES
Katsuya-ME FIRST! ME FIRST!
(Yugi and Katsuya dash to the front of the line)
Jasmine- Katsy stop pushing
(Katsuya grabs Jasmine's arm and pushes her through the door Yugi does the same to Sakariya)
Jasmine-KATSUYA!!
(Everyone else walks in and sits down)
Noa-Cards anyone (removes a deck of cards form his pocket)
Mokuba-GO FISH!
Yugi-(turns into Yami) I will win I am the King of Games
Sakariya-OH NO CUTE YUGI'S GONE!!!!
Star-Did you say cute yugi? (Points to Sakariya) HOW DARE YOU BE CUTE
Sakariya-(giggles) Do you always say that?
Star-Yes no maybe YES!
Waitress- May I take your order
Star-STRAWBERRY!!!!!
Katsuya-CHOCOLATE!!!
Jasmine-Chocolate!
(Yami turns back into Yugi)CHOCOLATE!!!!!(Turns to Yami again)
(Everyone else orders vanilla)
Waitress-Okay 3 chocolates 1 strawberry and 6 vanillas'
(Everyone pays and the waitress walks away)
MEANWHILE
( Kaiba Corp)
May- What they left without me
Seto-You wanted to go
May-YES
Seto-then we'll go now
(May and Seto run out of Kaiba Corp)
MEANWHILE
Marik-Lets go know
Bakura-How they know we're the enemy
Marik-We'll dress up
Bakura-I'll dress as a waitress
(Marik and Bakura run through the back door of the ice cream shop)
MEANWHILE
(Seto and May run into the ice cream shop)
Sakariya-(looks up) Hey Big Brother
Seto-Hey little sis
May-I'm here too!
(Everyone looks up) HI MAY!!!
Sakariya- Force field release (puts force field around the whole table)
Seto-(walks through force field and sits down)
May-take off your force field
Sakariya-(takes force field off everyone but Star, Noa, and Mokuba)
Bakura/waitress-I'm sorry what was that again
Mokuba-that waitress looks weird
Sakariya-It does
Star-It It who's an It
Sakariya-Powers to see who you truly are RELEASE
Star-what?
Sakariya-BAKURA!!
Star-BAKURA?
Mokuba-BAKURA?
Jasmine-BAKURA (grins)
Katsuya-ICE CREAM!!!! Give me ICE CREAM!!!!
Marik/Waiter- you're not a waitress get out of here (pushes Bakura out the door)
Sakariya-You sure you're a waiter
Marik/waiter- yes
Sakariya- Powers to see who you… ahhhh
(Marik grabs Sakariya's arm and throws her on the ground)
Sakariya-(knocked unconscious)
Mokuba-Evil waiter (jumps onto table) you hurt Sakariya die!!!!!(Jumps off table knocking Marik down runs over to Sakariya)
Marik-(gets up and grabs Yugi's puzzle) Give it to me
Yami-NO!!!(Pulls puzzle back)
(Suddenly Marik is knocked over everyone gasps and sees Sakariya standing behind him)
Sakariya- Oops (hands over her mouth)
(Everyone laughs)
Mokuba-Yey Sakariya
Sakariya- Oh no (faints)
Seto-(catches Sakariya)
May-(grrr)
Waitress-(brings the ice cream and takes May's and Seto's order then money and walks away)
Mokuba-May don't hate Sakariya
Noa-Yeah don't
Waitress-(brings Seto and May's ice cream)
Star-(gets up, walks over to Sakariya and pokes her) POKE
Sakariya-(opens her eyes) Hi Star
Star- HOW DARE YOU BE CUTE!
THE END