Summary: After two girls get sucked into Middle Earth and meet the fellowship, along with a few others, they join the quest. From travelling through the mini mall of Moria, to playing monopoly in Lorien the new larger fellowship faces many interesting choices. But after the girls continually tell the hobbits that they are only remotely evil, is one truly evil or is it just a funky vegetable? Part One of Three.

Authors' notes: Two years of writing and finally, 'A Galaxy Called Middle-Earth' is finished. So stay tuned for the amazing adventures through Middle Earth. We've also decided to individually rate each chapter, so the one outside is just an average rating for the whole story. We also plan to make a website for the story with pictures and things, so hopefully that will be up and running soon!

Attention readers: We appreciate all feedback however it is unlikely that we will be changing anything, since we have already finished the "Fellowship of the Ring" portion of the story.

Thank You,

~Nicole and Vanessa

Please enjoy the story!

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In a Galaxy Called Middle-Earth

Chapter One:

Rating: PG

Once upon a time, a very long way away on a mysterious planet at the farthest side of space, lived lots of interesting creatures... and stuff. On this planet were also quite a few screwed evil guys that were extremely obsessed with jewellery, especially rings. Well anyway, a fellowship was formed to destroy this one really, really bad ring. It consisted of four brave little hobbits, a wise, old wizard, a grumpy dwarf, two men; one was a soon to be king and the other was easily corrupted by want and temptation, and a damn sexy elf! So these nine guys set out on a journey, mission, quest... thing. They'd grown to be such friends that they felt they could not be separated from each other.


Once upon another time in a galaxy far, far, away, there was this really hot actor who played the young Obi-Wan Kenobi and this other hot actor teenager guy who played the young Anakin Skywalker and well ya! They pressed way too many buttons on the control panel of their 'flying machine' when they were partying because they won! Anyway, after getting so 'drunk' they kind of killed the 'flying machine'! Well they transported themselves to someplace 'eeevil'.

Meanwhile back in the Star Wars Galaxy the Evil Bad Guys were getting bored from killing the local wildlife. So they decided to find Obi-Wan and teenager Skywalker. They got transported as well.


Anyway, back to the two actor guys... They were wondering around close to their ship, when this girl, named Vanessa, appeared out of nowhere and began to run around Obi-Wan, screaming "tushy squeeze!" while squeezing his ass. Obi-Wan just stood there shocked, teenager Skywalker was so appalled by what this 'girl' had done that he started chasing her. Just when teenager Skywalker thought the force was with him, well just about to catch Vanessa, the tables turned... Vanessa was running after teenager Skywalker, around Obi-Wan. As Vanessa chased teenager Skywalker around the 'flying machine' she sang..."all around the mulberry bush the monkey chases the weasel!"

Skywalker who was outraged screamed, "I'm not a weasel and you are NOT a monkey! Even if you were I would... *censored*!" Vanessa, who had stopped singing, stood there in 'awe'.

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The fellowship had just left Rivendell, and was their way to the Misty Mountains. Finally the journey to destroy the really, really bad Ring had begun! Gandalf led the companions through all the different lands of Middle Earth. At first Aragorn was very annoyed at this, mumbling incoherently about how he should be in charge, he was supposed to be the king after all. But as time went by he realized he wouldn't really like the job anyway. So naturally he assumed the 'second-in-command' position, in the current 'willing-to-take-over-should-the-leader-die' status of the mission. Gimli grew grumpier by the day complaining about not being able to go through Moria and having to go over the freezing cold mountains. Legolas was annoyed at being called the 'map' by the 'jealous' hobbits. Merry and Pippin were hungry, Sam was well, cool and Frodo, to make a long story short, he seemed just a little too happy, considering where he was going. So all in all, they were a large group of complainers. Oh wait, wait, wait and Boromir was, um, giving Frodo many 'interesting' looks. Anyway they finally got somewhere, a forest…

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           Obi-Wan snapped out of his shocked phase and went into the ship. He didn't know what he was looking for so he came back out, and apparently at the wrong time, because Vanessa had jumped up on the teenager Skywalker! Her legs were around his waist and her arms were around his neck.

"Giddy up my strong little pony!" she screamed, trying not to fall in the mud. Obi-Wan didn't know what else to say or do but...

"I need a drink!" Both of them looked at him then at each other, they both shrugged...

"Ok!" they exclaimed in unison. They didn't really care because they were having fun. Him giving her a piggy-back-ride and her acting like a queen. Anyway Obi-Wan came back out of the 'flying machine' to see if anyone could open his tequila bottle. Skywalker tried but to no avail, Vanessa on the other hand, the weakling she is, opened it up like it was a bag-o-peanuts. Obi-Wan tried to get the bottle from her but she took it herself and poured it on the floor!

"Alcohol is bad for you! I saw you in Trainspotting and that wasn't good at all..." He looked at her like she was mad...

"Trainspotting?" The two actors were more confused than before!

"Never mind! ...Nicole always says that's bad for you! Well not always… but she might!" Just then a girl stepped up beside Vanessa, who just so happened to be Nicole, shaking her head in disbelief!

"How could you? Are you trying to kill yourself?" She stopped before continuing the lecture... looking at the teenager Skywalker with her mouth open.

"OH MY GOD!" she pointed to him, "He's HOTTTT!"

"Yeah... I know!" Vanessa agreed. Obi-Wan got up from crying over his 'spilt' Tequila and turned the girls.

"Where are we, who are you, and what are we doing here?" the girls looked at the two hot actor guys, then the hot guys' 'flying machine', then the forest surrounding them, and then at each other.

"Nicole... can you explain this please?"

"Gladly...umm...well...umm..." * she went on for a minute then looked at Vanessa for help! Vanessa started saying, "um's" and "well's" too.

"Umm... well... umm...AHHHH!" Vanessa screamed, and Nicole quickly joined in as well. The hot actor guys looked at each other and shrugged..."hmm". The girls then tried to 'magically snap' their way out of the forest but that didn't work.
 
"I have an idea, Vanessa! Lets click our heels together and say 'there's no place like home'!"

"Ok it worked for Judy Garland, so it might work for us!" The two girls looked at their shoes and said, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home." Then they looked up… They were still in the forest.