Summary: After two girls get sucked into Middle Earth and meet the fellowship, along with a few others, they join the quest. From travelling through the mini mall of Moria, to playing monopoly in Lorien the new larger fellowship faces many interesting choices. But after the girls continually tell the hobbits that they are only remotely evil, is one truly evil or is it just a funky vegetable? Part One of Three.

Thank You,
~ Vanessa and Nicole
Please enjoy the story!

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In a Galaxy Called Middle-Earth
Chapter Two:
Rating: PG

"ARGGG" the Vanessa and Nicole screamed and started running circles around the 'flying machine'. The two hot actor guys looked at each other and thought in unison... it would be fun to run too. So they chased the girls around the 'flying machine' until a big band of orcs came flying by. Suddenly Vanessa, who started the group run, stopped dead in her tracks. Followed by Nicole, who rammed into her so hard, they almost toppled over.

"Those guys are UG-ER-LY!"

"Hell ya!" Vanessa said, confirming Nicole's statement. The orc, that was in front of them then started to draw out his sword. Nicole looked at Vanessa, and vice versa. Then started screaming and running the other way. When they came around the 'flying machine', they bumped into the two hot actor guys. When the girls recovered from bumping into them, they noticed they were facing about half of the Orc Band. The two hot actor guys quickly pulled out their lightsabers and started decapitating anything that looked ugly!


Vanessa had an idea..."NICOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEE!" she shouted looking for her best friend. She found her; she was trying to run away from some more orcs that had come out from behind some trees.

"AHHHHHH" Nicole cried for help, hoping it would be one of the hot actor guys but instead her short, brown haired friend came up behind the orc and shoved her Elijah Wood shoe up his ass! The orc screamed in pain and fell to the floor holding his buttocks.

"Thanks" Nicole said sarcastically.

"What did I do now?" Vanessa asked trying to wipe off the gunk that was all over her Elijah! "Pass some of those leaves over there... PWEASE?!? The ones I'm trying to use are already... gross... and wet!" Nicole picked up a bunch of leaves and handed them to her. "Thanks" she said sarcastically. Nicole was the one who questioned her now...

"What did I do now?" Vanessa, satisfied on how her Elijah now looked, got up and smiled at her...

"I know how to get back home!" Nicole looked at her with a WHAT-THE-HELL? -WE-CAN'T-GET-OUT-OF-HERE-LOOK (-WITHOUT WALKING). Anyway Vanessa told her the plan. Nicole screamed.

"Ok lets try it... although I doubt it will work."

"You have to think happy thoughts!"

"Whatever!"

"Arg! ... On the count of...one"... she started but was interrupted by a familiar voice crying out in pain...

"HOLY...* CENSORED* IT BURNS!"

"Its my boy... My poor boy!" Nicole started to walk over to the cry, but Vanessa stopped her...

"Nun-un! He's mine... you can have that Obi-Wan guy!" Nicole pondered for a moment...

"Ok... he is hot you know..."

"Ooooook..."

"Now let me rephrase that whole count of 'one'-" She was interrupted by the same cry only louder...

"HOLY * CENSORED* I TOLD YOU IT BURNS!"

"Vanessa...I think its you're turn to be to be scared for your 'preciousssssss'!"

"Why thank you... " She said politely..."It's MY boy... MY boy!"

The two girls walked back to the two hot actor guys. Obi-wan was trying to help teenager Skywalker. However there was a large group of strange looking… 'People' gathered around them.