Summary: After two girls get sucked into Middle Earth and meet the fellowship, along with a few others, they join the quest. From travelling through the mini mall of Moria, to playing monopoly in Lorien the new larger fellowship faces many interesting choices. But after the girls continually tell the hobbits that they are only remotely evil, is one truly evil or is it just a funky vegetable? Part One of Three.
Authors' notes: Two years of writing and finally, 'A Galaxy Called Middle-Earth' is finished. So stay tuned for the amazing adventures through Middle Earth. We've also decided to individually rate each chapter, so the one outside is just an average rating for the whole story. We also plan to make a website for the story with pictures and things, so hopefully that will be up and running soon!
Attention readers: We appreciate all feedback however it is unlikely that we will be changing anything, since we have already finished the "Fellowship of the Ring" portion of the story.
Thank You,
~Nicole and Vanessa
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Chapter Three: PG
"Get outta'
my way people!" Vanessa said while pushing those people away, so she and Nicole
were in the centre of the circle. There they saw teenager Skywalker with an
arrow sticking out of his upper arm.
"Here, here… try this." Called
one of the smaller men (it was Merry). Another small one pulled out a little
bag of… stuff. He sprinkled some of the 'stuff' on teenager Skywalker's wound.
"Hey, it doesn't burn
anymore!" exclaimed Anakin, just as Vanessa, and Nicole began hugging him very
tightly.
"Pippin, Merry, what is that?"
asked the eldest of the group.
"It's, well a bag of magic…
shit." Then a completely different small guy asked,
"Pippin, why didn't you use
that when I got stabbed?" Merry answered this one.
"We…forgot."
"Duh!" Pippin added. Frodo
(the one who asked) was outraged.
"ARRRRG!" he was now chasing
Pippin around the 'flying machine', Merry was next and then Sam, who felt left
out… joined the run, coming around in the back. One guy with pointy ears,
blonde hair, and blue eyes walked up to the 'flying machine', where Frodo was
on top of Pippin, and trying to strangle him. Sam, farther off to the side, sat
happily on top of Merry, waiting for his master to 'kill' him too. The blonde
guy came up to Frodo and dragged him off Pippin. Frodo, however, was not going
to give up so easily and continued kicking and screaming, while trying to break
free of his 'capturer'. Sam remained seated on Merry and began to prepare a
lunch of tomatoes, sausages and nice crispy bacon.
"You know what Merry," started
Sam "You make a nice seat!"
"You're hurting me! You're a
fat hobbit Sam." Merry whined. "But those tomatoes look so good, pass me some."
Sam did and they both sat eating, of course Sam was still on top of Merry.
Gandalf, the old wizard guy, had struck up a conversation with the two Jedi's.
He was mainly apologizing for the direction, the blonde, Legolas' arrow, had
taken. The two men (Aragorn and Boromir) were busily inspecting the 'flying
machine'. All the while Vanessa and Nicole had gone after Legolas and Frodo.
Legolas carried Frodo into the forest, he knew the two girls were coming after
them, but he didn't know what they were carrying. A stick. But not just a
regular stick… a magic stick! It wielded powers that only one man could
comprehend… well maybe two… but that's it!!!
~*~*~
The
bad evil guys (from Star Wars) landed in Mount Doom…IN it, actually!
After they finished burning their asses…badly, they wandered around
until they found an ugly old white guy surrounded by even uglier, yet
shorter…things (which were really orcs….)
"Have you news of the
fellowship, newcomers?" asked the white guy.
"We know nothing of any
fellowship. We are looking for Jedi's; they have long glowing sticks… I mean
swords."
"Why is that?"
"Because they can hurt
me, and well, I'm trying to take over the WORLD!!!!!!"
"Oh cool, me too! See I need
this ring, but the fellowship, that I mentioned, has it."
"Ah, that sucks. Maybe we
should join together then."
"That's a funky idea! Let's do
it. By the way I'm Sugarman (the wizard formerly known as Saruman) the white."
"Well, I'm basically known as
the Emperor, so just call me Empi, all my friends do. And this is Darth Tyranus!"
"Right…"
~*~*~
"So let me get this straight,
there's two men, and elf, a dwarf, four hobbits and you, and you're a wizard,
right?" confirmed Obi-Wan, after what seemed like an hour explanation.
"Yup, that's right, but I
prefer Istari to wizard. It's so much more… exotic!" added Gandalf gleefully.
"Yeah, uh-huh…"
As Boromir continued snooping
around the 'flying machine' he noticed the potential of its power, if only he
could wield it. Just then Anakin came up to him.
"What are you doing, sir?" he
asked the suspicious-looking man.
"It is funny we should go
through so much trouble over something so little,"
"But it's huge!"
"If you but lent it to me,"
"Why?"
"I only ask for the power to
defend my people!"
"But, but it's a *CENSORED*
'flying machine'!!!!"
"Hmmm, a 'flying machine' you
say. Then could we not fly to Mount Doom to destroy the ring?"
"Well, first of all, it's
busted and second of all it would ruin the story, not to mention shorten the
length of it!"
"True, true.
So, that's a no, then. Humph."
Meanwhile Gimli and Aragorn
spoke in private about the two Jedi's and the two, shall we say, eccentric
girls.
Legolas put Frodo down, but
still held on to his jacket…cloak…thing. Legolas was about to give Frodo the
'lecture' on how to act in front of new people and that it's a bad idea to kill
members of the same 'team', when he heard a distant chant... (Think the
survivor theme…)
"Eh, e oh e oh e oh e ohHhHh…" the girls came into view singing and dancing,
while Vanessa was holding on to a familiar looking stick…! All of a sudden that
light that glowed on the top of the stick went out. The two girls stopped
singing and dancing and stared at it.
"I think the tribe has spoken,
Vanessa, goodbye!" Vanessa looked sad and then saw the two guys looking at them
like they were mad!
"Hey, that's Gandalf's!"
shouted Frodo, breaking free from the stunned elf.
"Stay back, you hot
hobbit! Or this mighty staff will blast you to Timbuktu!" cried Nicole pointing the staff at him. Frodo
stopped dead in his tracks, raising his hands up in defeat. He'd seen Gandalf's
staff at work before, though he wasn't sure what or where Timbuktu was, he didn't really want to find out. The two girls
walked over to them with the staff still pointed towards Frodo and Legolas.
"Who are you evil people,
and do you want with us?" cried Frodo, petrified. Nicole and Vanessa look
at each other stunned then back at Frodo Legolas!
"Us... evil..." they
said spontaneously giving the hobbit and elf a sheepish smile.
"We're not really
evil..." Nicole started.
"Just
remotely!" Vanessa added while Nicole agreed by nodding her head.
"Then why are you with us
instead of the Evil Bad Guys?" asked Legolas. (Ok, ok, it was more like
this...) "Then why are you with us instead of the Evil Bad Guys?"
"Well, because you guys
are... hotter. Also that Mount Doom place is just too hot and we're not THAT evil."
"Just a little 'itty
bitty bit!"
"OH... Well then how did
you get here, or did you come with those other actor guys?" Frodo became curious
to know more about them.
"No, we didn't with them.
You see it all started..."
~*~*~*~FLASHBACK~*~*~*~
Vanessa and Nicole sat side by side at their usual lunch table in the school cafe. They were eating mounds of carrots, oranges and extra buttered popcorn, while drinking 7up and Pepsi. Their other friend, Sarah (#2), was playing with 'Bob the tomato' and the Trix bunny. The tomato smelt the rabbit's crotch, while saying "Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!" (Yes, this actually did happen... and you thought we were screwed!)
End.
"What are tricks and why can't the
rabbit have any? If I wanted tricks, the kids would give them to me!"
interrupted Frodo. The girls gave, him an annoyed (and disgusted) look,
ignoring his question. They were about to continue the story, but they were
interrupted again. However, it wasn't by the over inquisitive hobbit, but by
Pippin. He had been instructed by Gandalf to look for his staff.
"Gandalf wants his stic-, I mean, staff back." Frodo took no notice of
Pippin's statement, and commenced chasing him...again! Legolas made a distinct
'humph' and sauntered after them. The girls skipped back singing
"Eh e o e o e o eh A A eh e o e A A....",
as the staff started glowing again, in Nicole's hand.
