Chapter Four PG

            When they reached the group, Frodo was no longer chasing after Pippin... they were hugging, Sam was still sitting on Merry, and the rest of the gang were leaning on the 'flying machine'. As the girls approached the 'flying machine' Skywalker asked if they were all right. However Gandalf had interrupted him by giving the girls the lecture on taking things? Nicole and Vanessa looked at each other. Vanessa and said...
            "Roll your eyes with me" while looking at Nicole
            "ROLLING" was the only thing they said before breaking out into a bunch of laughter. After what seamed like… minutes the girls wiped the tears from their eyes and noticed that everyone was looking at them. Frodo and Legolas approached Aragorn telling them the story that the over energetic girls told them... Aragorn then walked up to the girls and asked them
            "How did you get here?"
            Everyone (including Obi-Wan and Skywalker) walked up and sat in a circle facing the girls so they could hear the story... The girls started at the beginning..
            "It all started on December 30th. That was the first time I watched LotR: the fellowship of the ring."
            "It was my second time seeing it!" added Vanessa.
            "Anyway," Nicole tried to begin again, but Gimli interrupted..."So you saw us?"
            "Yes, well... only the first part of the trilogy!"
            "There's more???" asked the inquisitive dwarf.
            "Yes there was, and we've seen it as well!" Gandalf thinking he was the only superior in the group started saying,
            "You know our future, will you plea-" but that was all he got out because Nicole and Vanessa got furious.

"DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT US OR NOT?" Vanessa screamed before giving a quick look at Skywalker who was beside her! "Well after the saw the movie we went back to my house to watch more movies, (with HOT guys of course), eat extra buttery popcorn non-stop, AND look for pics of actors on the Internet! So, Nicole brought Star Wars Ep.1 and we got really giddy while trying to freeze frame Ewan McGregor's ASS during the movie" The others looked at each other trying to figure out who this Ewan guy was. The two girls paused and had a mental picture..."YUMMY" the girls said trying NOT to get any drool over their kilts. When Vanessa recovered she continued.
            "Well that's where it all started!" 

"Next thing you know, two years and two movies later we were obsessed."
            "So, we went on web sites looking for pictures and more information... you could say we were hooked! Well one day we were on the Internet we found this site and you could read and post Fanfiction. We were-"
            "OH NOOOOOO NOT FANFICTION!" Boromir interrupted by now he was hugging his knees rocking back and forth and so on... with this look of a 'deer in head lights' Merry and Pippin looked at each other then at the scared 'deer in head lights' Boromir and NEEDED to find out what this Fanfiction was, asked ... (to no one in particular)...
            "What is this Fanfiction everyone is speaking of?" Boromir started in a shaky voice...
            "Fanfiction is where people, who are obsessed with something, can make up stories and use the characters as their play toys and make them do whatever they want whenever they want!" All the men screamed hideous cries of horror.
            "Maybe now's a bad idea to tell them were writing one about them!" Vanessa whispered to Nicole.
            "Yeah I agree!" Nicole added. The girls tried to calm them down and after 10 minutes to trying they succeeded, then continued on with their story. 
            "A couple of weeks after we watched the last movie, we were in school and well... we got so bored from listening to our music teacher, shoving his baton up his nose, we started writing notes to each other and well..." Vanessa trailed off, then Nicole started off the rest of the explanation.
            "Well I wished I could be IN Middle-Earth and with the Fellowship an-"
            "And I wished I could meet Obi-Wan and Anakin." Vanessa added.
            "And that's how you came here!" interrupted Obi-Wan.
            "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried the girls in annoyance.
            "IF YOU WANT US TO TELL YOU THE STORY THEN YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET!"
            "And save your questions to the end! OH MY GOD I just sounded like Ms. Burton!"
            "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!" The girls cried in unison while making disgusted faces.
            "Please, continue girls" Gandalf commanded.
            "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT already!" Nicole then tried to finish the story.
            "Well at lunch we had the usual! Oranges, carrots, popcorn, 7up and Pepsi."
            "Oh, don't forget smarties!" Vanessa added.
            "Oh ya, I forgot about that. Thanks. Well we continued telling each other about how 'cool' it would be if we could meet you guys or get transported or something like that, and what we would do... and stuff."
            "But we forgot about the time and well we had to get to class, so we took the teacher's elevator instead of walking up three flights of stairs!" Vanessa was explaining, when Nicole who was too excited to wait her turn jumped in.
            "And we got stuck in the elevator..."

 Meanwhile back on Earth (not the middle one)...

            "Mr. Christie, I thought I told you students weren't allowed the elevator under any circumstances!" cried the principal, Mr.. Wisdicki.
            "I didn't put 'em in there!!!"

            "I heard shouts, so ya know, you were the closest! Principal-ness can really make ya lazy."
            "Well why don't you tell everyone (on the P.A. system) you're turning the elevator power off. Then YOU can think up a plan to get them back!"
            (On P.A. system)" NOBODY USE THE DAMN ELEVATOR, ITS BUSTED! That is all. Because you are the weakest link, goodbye." (P.A. System off)
            "I've always wanted to say that... I should do that more often. Now, to the plan..."