Raven: IMPORTANT: Somebody help me, can anyone tell me where I can find anime related stuff in London??
J.A: It would be appreciated if somebody replies to this plea of help, if you don't, she'll drive me mad. And I will stop inspiring her that will mean no more chapters. *Realizes something* Hey, if I inspire you to write something, won't I be better off writing myself? *muses on the subject*
Raven: My muse, has a muse that inspires it to over throw me?
J.A: Yes, I will over throw the authoress, and become an author myself, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Raven: My muse is like Invader Zim?
IT'S A PIECE OF POISONUS CAKE!!!!
Chapter one: Never let Duo cook!
"Well he sure left mighty quickly" Duo added as Quatre zipped out of the mansion to catch his flight. Now all that was left was the four pilots and the little girl and a whole week to get to know each other. Wufei came bursting in through the door, the Chinese pilot was covered in leaves and his black hair was covered by a fallen bird egg.
"I think he was serious about what he said and I think we should behave ourselves" Wufei said wiping the egg off his head.
"Agreed" The other pilots said. They looked at Nora who was looking around at the tall boys who completely over-shadowed her. They kept staring at each other, not knowing what to do, until Nora spoke…..rather loudly
"WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO" She cried feeling as if she was some animal being seen in a zoo. At that precise moment Wufei went off to sharpen his katana, Heero sat down on his laptop, Trowa started playing with some darts and Duo's stomach gave a vicious growl.
"I'm hungry" Nora said looking around for the kitchen.
"Hey me too" Duo replied, he went into the kitchen followed by N.J. Trowa came in to see what they were doing.
"Uhh Duo, you're not gonna cook are you?" Trowa said feeling uneasy.
"Heck ya I am, I'm hungry" Duo said as he opened the cupboard to see what was edible. He took out six packets of Ramen, a pot and poured water in it. Trowa watched all this and went down to sit with the others,dreading something would go wrong. In his mind was a red bulb was flashing, alarm sounding and in the background was a voice saying "Red alert! red Alert!"
'Calm down Trowa, all is gonna be fine' He said to himself reassuringly. A burning aroma filled the living room. Trowa asked Duo if he was fine, the pilot of 02 replied by saying that everything was okay. Minutes later, all the G-boys were in action, Trowa's fear had proved to be true after all, Heero and Wufei battling the fire with three hoses each. Duo meanwhile was tied up in a chair which was put in a far corner to be kept out of trouble. N.J on the other hand, went up to Quatre's room and got out his spare credit cards. She got hold of a phone a dialled a number.
"Hello Pizza Hut, yeah I would like to order a pepperoni extra cheese pizza- family size with a bottle of pepsi. Okay, deliver it to the Winner mansion, the address is...oh, you know already, fine; do you use Master Card or Visa?"
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Meanwhile
"HEERO THE FIRE IS NOT GOING OUT" Wufei cried out loud over the three hoses which were furiously squirting water out. "WE'RE GONNA DROWN IF WE DON'T STOP" He continued. Surely enough, the water level in the kitchen was till the kitchen counter; Wufei and Heero had to seek refuge on a refrigerator. The fire had now reached till the cupboards. Everything below water was out.
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Outside Trowa was busy with a phone call; it was Quatre he was talking to.
"Uhh yeah Quatre she's fine, she's somewhere around here" Trowa said
"What do you mean somewhere around here?" Quatre said in a deadpan voice.
"Uhh-I mean, we're playing hide and seek, and I'm seeking" Trowa said.
"Oh-okay, is that water I hear behind?" Quatre said.
"Duo is watching the Discovery channel" Trowa said making up an excuse.
"Oh well, tell him my house BETTER be okay when I get back OR ELSE, and take care of my niece, make sure she doesn't eat too much extra-cheese pizza, she's addicted to it, and can get sick if she eats too much, have to go, say hello to N.J for me" Quatre said.
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Good bye" Trowa said slamming the phone down. Casting an angry look towards the kitchen, he decide it was time to take matter into his own hands.
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"CHEAP WATER CAN'T PUT OUT A LOUSY FIRE" Heero cried in reply. Suddenly the water closed which left the pilots of 01 and 05 confused. The kitchen's back and main door opened draining the water and wetting the carpets on the main entrance's side. Trowa came, from behind them with a fire extinguisher and put the remaining fire out, leaving Heero and Wufei still confused. He noticed the condition of the kitchen which was in a bad shape. Water had covered each and every part of the place. Heero and Wufei were also soaked.
"Hmmmmm—hehehehhmmm" Came a muffled laugh from Duo in the corner who saw the condition of the kitchen and the pilots residing inside it.
"He-he yourself pal, you are gonna clean all this up yourself" Trowa said. Duo let out an indignant muffled cry.
"Your cooking, your mess, you're cleaning" Trowa said in a do-it-or-else-tone.
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Elsewhere in the mansion
Nora had taken the pizza from the delivery man and had clambered off to Quatre's private TV room (which he had made so that he could watch his soap opera's in peace without being called an onna, but had failed miserably) where she started watching Tom And Jerry on his flat screen TV. She took a big bite out of her pizza and burped.
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An hour later
Duo was cleaning the last spot of water, scrubbing and rubbing the kitchen like Cinderella, his hair were all messed up, his clothes were all soggy and the kitchen floor was sparkling clean. Each spot was shining proudly; one could even see their reflection in it. Much credit goes to Duo for this lovely job, and let's not forget Heero who was standing right above him with a scissor. He had threatened Duo to do a good job, or else he Heero would cut his hair, and then Duo would be massacred by Quatre, when he got back.
"Done" Duo said wiping the sweat off his face and onto the floor.
"Ahem" Heero said. Duo looked beside him and saw the innocent sweatdrop. Growling he wiped that off as well.
"Good job" Heero said surveying the kitchen.
"Now may I go?" Duo asked.
"Only after you have fixed and painted the cupboards, cleaned the burnt pot, gathered up all the burned wood, dried the living room's carpet, and yeah that's pretty much all" Heero said as he smiled an evil smile and left. "I'll come back within six hours, and you'd better be done" He said exiting the kitchen and leaving poor Duo stranded and burning with fury.
"Duo do this, Duo do that, honestly why can't they do anything themselves" He said to himself pouting. Just then Duo's should angel showed up in a white rode and holding a harp with little wings.
"Well at least you know what Cinderella felt like bozo" His shoulder angel said.
"Well Cinderella was a girl and I'm not" Duo grunted. At the moment Duo's shoulder devil showed up wearing a red and black rode holding a pitch fork.
(A/N: I don't know what it's called. What is it called?)
"Well pal" His shoulder devil began "You look like a girl, so you'll fit for the job"
"May I borrow that" Duo asked his shoulder Angel for his harp.
"Okay, but don't break it, it was expensive" he said. Duo took the tiny harp and banged it on the Devil's head which was now being encircled by little pitch-forks.
"Thanks" Duo said handing the wide-jawed angel his ruined harp.
"I hate you" He said pouting.
"You're welcome" Duo said sincerely. The devil had woken up and said
"All right, you're going down buster" He said. Duo just brushed him off his side and with a pop, it vanished. The angel was near tears looking at his harp. Duo felt sorry and he took out one of his smuggled credit cards and handed it to the angel whose face lit up with happiness.
"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU"
Heero opened the door and cried "BACK TO WORK" he said
"SIR YES SIR!" Both the angel and Duo said and went back to fixing. A little while later the angel realized and said.
"Hey, what the heck am I doing" saying that it also popped and vanished.
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Six hours later
Heero burst through the door and cried "ALRIGHTY ROOKIE LETS SEE WHAT WE"VE GOT HERE"
Duo stood in an attention mode while Heero surveyed the kitchen like a military officer searching for flaws, while Duo stood there looking sharp, afraid that he'll breathe and his hair would be gone. Heero looked around and nodded with approval. All was glittering. And that was fine with Heero.
"At ease" Heero said. Duo went into the living room and collapsed on the sofa. His stomach again growled. His eyes opened and he sat upright
"Where's N.J?" He asked.
It seemed like forever to find the blonde haired girl in this huge mansion, which in turn was a bad thing because she could be anywhere. All the pilots were busy looking for her in the oddest of odd places.
"NORA" Duo yelled as he searched the library, then he proceeded to check the book selves with where cramped with books. Trowa was looking for her in the file cabinets; Heero went looking for her in the rooms and bathrooms leaving no bed, no toilet unchecked. Even Wufei was searching for her…in the garbage cans. No one even thought about the private TV room. After another hour, they all gathered at the starting point.
"Oh man Quatre's gonna kill us" Duo whined still checking the cushions wondering if she was hiding underneath them.
"We must have missed some place" Heero said as he looked at his clip board which had all the places he had checked noted down. In a moment of silence, they all heard voices coming from…..
"QUATRE'S PRIVATE TV ROOM" they all cried running towards the neglected place. They opened the door to see Nora sleeping with a BIG box of pizza in front of her, little bits and pieces of pizza crumbs on her, the remote control dangling from one hand, her platinum blond hair, exactly like Quatre's falling on her face and she was fast asleep.
"Awww" The boys said looking at the adorable scene. Duo picked the box off of her and opened to see if anything was left. Trowa turned off the TV while Heero carefully took the remote out of her hand. Wufei picked her up and exited the room.
"Where is she gonna sleep?" Wufei asked.
"Quatre's room I think" Heero replied. "That's where all her luggage is"
"Oh, okay" Wufei said heading towards Quatre's room. They placed her in bed, being the Gundam pilots they were, they sensed something wrong, something was missing, but they couldn't figure out what, until Duo spoke up asking this innocent question, feeling rather uncomfortable.
"Whose gonna clean her and change her into her bed clothes?" (A/N: Stress on the word HER)
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To be continued…
Raven: Okay, so that was chappie one. I don't know how long it will take me to update on the second chapter, maybe before August 6, or maybe on 1st September. I'm going away to London for a month, so don't expect updates to soon. I'll try my best to get chapter two up before 6 August.