Raven: Well I thought I might as well get this chapter finished as well! This is dedicated to Starlet for continuously reviewing many of my fan fiction's, (I do read yours too) Ryo Gin, Duo_4ever_fan (I hope I got the nick right? I forget things quickly, so you have no idea how bad it gets during exams ^_^) and Uhh, there were two more people who reviewed *scratches head* Damn, I forgot again!
J.A: I'm convinced, you have amnesia!!!!
IT'S A PIECE OF POISONOUS CAKE
Chapter two: The problem with you Men!
Replay: - (honestly, I don't know why I put it here)
"Awww" The boys said looking at the adorable scene. Duo picked the box off of her and opened to see if anything was left. Trowa turned off the TV while Heero carefully took the remote out of her hand. Wufei picked her up and exited the room.
"Where is she gonna sleep?" Wufei asked.
"Quatre's room I think" Heero replied. "That's where all her luggage is"
"Oh, okay" Wufei said heading towards Quatre's room. They placed her in bed, being the Gundam pilots they were, they sensed something wrong, something was missing, but they couldn't figure out what, until Duo spoke up asking this innocent question, feeling rather uncomfortable.
"Whose gonna clean her and change her into her bed clothes?" (A/N: Stress on the word HER)
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The G-boys froze as Duo asked that simple question. Not knowing what to do they kept staring at each other expecting the other to speak up, if it had been Quatre he would have finished this work in a matter of seconds. But not everyone was Quatre. No, the Gundam pilots had been taught so many things that a average teenager does not know of, they know the most advanced techniques in combat, mechanics, warfare, technicalities, they are capable of doing almost anything. But now the homicidal teens faced something that was even worse than war, and that was dressing up a little five year old kid, and that too a girl.
"Well…." Duo began.
"Uhhhohh" Was all Heero said.
"Yana Kanjii (1)!" Trowa exclaimed (A/N: Yes, I am learning Japanese)
"We vote on who does it" Wufei said crossing his arms
"Nani??!!" (2) Duo exclaimed.
"We draw straws" Wufei said taking out straws of many sizes. "The shortest straw means that person is gonna do it"
"Okay" The others said taking one straw. Nora moaned behind them turning over to the side clutching her stomach with an expression you usually get when you feel sick. This caught the attention of the pilots; they turned around to see what caused the moaning. And they exploded with questions aiming them at each other looking alarmed.
"Is she okay?" Asked Trowa
"She better be okay otherwise Quatre will have our heads" Wufei said examining her.
"Should I call 911?" Duo asked ready to race out the room
"Should I get my gun and end her misery!!" Heero said, his eyes lightening up as the other fell anime style with huge sweatdrops, they all smacked his head and gave him a minute lecture of how he should forget about his gun and worry about other people lives including their own if they didn't help N.J
"Ohhhhhhhhh!!" Nora moaned again. They stopped giving lectures and went back to the immediate crisis.
"Maxwell you seem experienced in this field, what should we do?" Wufei asked.
"Yeah" The other two chorused "What should we do?"
"Uhh, maybe she needs to be burped!" Duo suggested.
"That sounds simple" Wufei said. He picked Nora up and proceeded to pat her back when all of a sudden she went like "UUAAAGH" Wufei felt something salvia-ish, sticky, and lumpy and warm on his backside, he removed Nora and saw that he had been puked on. And the Shenlong pilot did not indeed like being puked on. The G-boys went from being "Aww" to "Eww"
"Someone get this stuff off of me" Wufei said frozen on the spot with his hands also in mid air covered with the disgusting slime.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys something" Trowa spoke up looking up from the pizza cover "Quatre told me not to let N.J eat too much extra cheese pizza, she tends to get sick" He said smiling a bit.
"Thank you for the lovely information Barton, but were you in amnesia for the last six hours?" Wufei asked.
"Uhh, not that I know of" Trowa said.
"THEN YOU COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING SOONER" Wufei screamed at the uni-banged pilot.
"Eh-he-he-he Gomen nasai (3)" Trowa apologized.
"Now someone help me with this" Wufei said.
With that said they all kap-winged out of there leaving the fuming pilot of Gundam Shenlong alone with the semi-conscious Nora. Seeing there was no choice, there was but to do or die at the hands of Quatre. Still his hands refused to do anything. Sighing he went over to the telephone and dialled the preventer headquarters.
"Hello…this is Preventer Chang Wufei speaking; I'd like to speak to Preventer Sally please…………..Sally, I'm facing a grave problem that even the Gundam pilots can't handle. Could you come over please? Thank you" Wufei hung up the phone and went to the washroom to clean himself up. Nora went back to sleep. "She must be a heavy sleeper" Wufei thought "Weird kid"
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Sally came over to Quatre's mansion and up to Quatre's room where she nearly threw a tantrum when she saw the spectacle, a dirty kid with vomit all over her sleeping soundly while the pilots didn't even bother to clean her. NO, all they cared about was that Sally was here and she could handle it.
"Well I'll handle it alright" She thought, smirking evilly she proceeded to clean the child after kicking Wufei out the room.
After a while when she had changed the bed sheets, given Nora a bath and changed into her bed clothes she was asleep again, looking like an angel again. And Sally couldn't help saying as she left the room
"Osaki ni" (4)
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Lecture time:-
"YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST CHANGED THE BED SHEETS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Sally screamed at the G-boys who were standing in a line military style.
"You are Gundam pilots, your knowledge is beyond ours, and you couldn't even do a little thing that WEAK FEMALES DO!" She spat the words at Wufei's face who was burning red with dishonour and shame.
"Well, we're not females" Wufei said meekly for the first time.
"Well mister I-am-not-a-weak-person- I have no choice but to give you home economics lesson!" Sally exclaimed pacing to and fro in front of the G-boys.
"Home what??!!" The replied looking at Sally as if she were from another planet.
"Home Economics, something that will teach you about house work and HOW to look after yourselves and others" Sally said.
"But we already know how to look after ourselves and others" Heero said.
"Oh yeah, then how come you were the first one to get out of the room" Duo said glaring at Heero.
There was silence; the hallway was filled by Nora's soft snoring.
"She's got a point"
"Maybe we should"
"I guess it wouldn't hurt"
"Mission accepted"
"Okay we meet in the morning at 0500 hrs" Sally announced
"O5OO HOURS!!!!!!!!!!" Duo yelled.
"Okay! Okay! Make it 0900 hrs, Happy"
"Happy" Duo said happily. ^____________^
"Hnn Baka atama (5)" Heero said shaking his head.
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Translations:
(1)Bad feeling!
(2)What?!!
(3)Sorry!
(4)Good night!
(5) Stupid Head!
Raven: I hope I didn't annoy you guys with inserting Japanese words here and there, its just so I'm learning it and I just wanted to put it in one of my fic's. NO more until september