Chapter Seven

"I'se gots it! I'se gots it!" Merry was still running around Aragorn. The ground was now nearly a 3 feet deep, because of the fat, prancing hobbit that kept running around in circles!
"MERRY! Stop NOWWWW!" Vanessa screamed with her face turning red and blue and purple (oops… got carried away), from lack of air. Merry stopped dead in his tracks, almost throwing the pictures up into the air.
"Merry, you stupid ape!" interrupted Vanessa as Nicole gasped.
"Ya, you're such a misfit! You're like penguins in Germany!"
"What's Germany? Is a penguin a type of food?" asked Merry only catching every other word.
"Well actually… wait! Merry gimmie those!" Vanessa yelled snatching the pictures. Skywalker attempted to comfort the girls, by putting an arm around both of them, but the girls turned and literally turned into human-rottweilers, and began growling loudly. He raised his hands in defeat and slowly walked backward trying not to make any sudden movements. Once he reached Obi-Wan he tried to hide behind him but hid foot banged into something and tumbled over it. He let a 'yelp' out as he fell. The girls snapped out of their human-canine phase and turned to see three guys all tangled together in a bundle on the floor. From the impact the two 'boys' woke with a start and looked at their surroundings.
"Oh my goodness! Are you alright?"
"Here let me help you!" the two girls walked over to the human pretzel, and left Skywalker for Obi-Wan to help up. The two girls helped up the tattered and torn 'boys'.
"Are you ok?" started Vanessa. "Here let me clean that for you!"
"Yeah I'm ok! Ah, where are we'se?" asked the blonde.
"Oh, umm… in some MAGICAL forest in Middle-Earth!" replied Vanessa dusting off his…cough… hat. Nicole helped the other boy up by putting an arm around his shoulders. Both the boys flinched.
"Hey Lego get me some water!" ordered Vanessa. Legolas started walking in the direction of a stream. The girls followed carrying the injured boys. As they walked they informed them of the whole ring… thing.
"Ok so lemme get dis straight. We'se got ta help ya by destroyin' dis ring?" questioned the blonde after a very long and confusing explanation.
"Sounds about right." Answered Vanessa, as the other carried on a conversation on with Nicole, about gambling.
"So, do you'se know how ta play a pokah?"
"No, but I will if you teach me." replied Nicole shyly. Since both couples were in deep conversation they didn't see themselves getting sidetracked, walking farther and farther away from the party.
"Uh, Nicole… where'd Lego and the others go?"
"Um, I really don't know. Do you have a map?"
"Oh sure I can use in one of our Lord of the Rings books… BUT WAIT we don't even know what forest we're in! Oh I know, we'll just look at the giant neon coloured sign that says 'you are here' and points to a map of Middle earth!"
The blonde leaned over to the other and whispered. "She 'as quite da tempah, sounds like my kinda goil!"
"Naw not mines. I'se like da quiet ones!" The blonde just shrugged and walked over to the 'over-excited' girl.
"So…" he started trying to figure out their names.
"Vanessa."
"And that would make you…"
"Nicole." Then the 'other guy' spoke up first. "I'm Racetrack, and dis is-"
"Spot Conlon at your soivice!" He said taking Vanessa's hand and kissing it. She giggled. Racetrack did the same to Nicole.
"What were you guys doing that made you all beaten up and looking like… well, shit?"
"We'se were in a fight wit da Bronx."
"Oh."
"Hey do you hear something? It sounds like water."