Raven: Long update, I know, I've got loads of burden, mainly studies, but I managed to squeeze in time for updates. ^_^
J.A: IT'S PARTY TIME!!!! BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!! WHEEEE *throws confetti and everything that goes with a party
Raven: Be quiet muse, it was on 8th October.
J.A: *Stops throwing confetti and streamers* O_0! Ohh! Ah well, your 14 year old, old woman!!! Ehehehehheeh!!!!
Raven: Why couldn't I have a better muse!!! -_-! Anyways, enjoy this chapter!
WARNINGS: MAJOR OOC-NESS!!! If you can handle that then read on!
IT'S A PIECE OF POISONOUS CAKE
Chapter three: Reformations!
Replay:
"Okay we meet in the morning at 0500 hrs" Sally announced
"O5OO HOURS!!!!!!!!!!" Duo yelled.
"Okay! Okay! Make it 0900 hrs, Happy"
"Happy" Duo said happily. ^____________^
"Hnn stupid head" Heero said shaking his head.
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0900 Hours
"SNNNOOORRREEEE" Snored the G-boys out loud. Sally had been knocking at their door for almost 30 minutes. When they didn't wake up, she decided to break into the house by climbing through the window open at the first floor. She climbed up a tree, her hair stuck with numerous leaves and she nearly fell off that cursed tree,
"Damn are those KIDS are gonna be in trouble" She said, not looking down, even for the first floor, it was very high, Sally felt the branch crack beneath her weight, looking back to confirm her fears, she saw that the branch was nearly gonna break, the window was a few inches away, she jumped towards it, and unsuccessfully, landed on the window sill.
SLI-P - CRAC-K – WHOOSH – THUD!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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"You know Sally you could have knocked" Duo said as he bandaged her arm.
"%^*)$&#)#^@#!*&%)$*&%^&^#%)_*(&&*$%!&#@%^#@(%^@(*^%)_*&%*&)" Sally cursed under her breath. The irony of it all was to sick for her to bear.
"Remind me why is she even here?" Wufei said yawning. Sally, using her uninjured arm, grabbed Wufei by the collar and with glaring, fiery eyes she said
"I'm going to teach you sissies how to look after a kid"
"Ohhh" They all chanted excluding Heero.
"Idiots" He murmured. Sally turned her now red eyes towards Heero, with a snarl and a ferocious glare, which would even drive a lion away she pointed a finger towards him and yelled
"STARTING WITH YOU Heero YUY, IF YOU DON'T CONTROL THAT PUTTY MOUTH OF YOURS I PERSONALLY WILL MAKE YOU EAT REAL SHIT"
Heero felt himself sweating and feeling nervous. It was then he realized that he was actually feeling scared. The others snickered.
"THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU TOO" She shouted.
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"First thing you need to do which is essential for survival is to learn cooking" Sally said. She turned to the Gundam pilots who were in attention mode, with looks of horror on their faces.
Cut to scene in kitchen
"Making breakfast, what do we need Heero – Heero?" Sally said, she turned around to see Heero staring intensely at the pink and white cook book, backing away each minute, glaring as if it would come to life and eat him.
"Heero, its okay, it's only a book" Sally said pushing Heero forward towards the book, Heero refused to go near it.
"This is gonna be a long day" Sally said sighing.
A little while later
"Hey Sally, did we have to put oil in the pan and break the egg and pour it in?" Duo asked innocently.
"Yes, what did you do" Sally asked coming into the kitchen. Sally had assigned Heero another job, after consoling him about the book. It turned out that there was a history to Heero not wanting to cook. It was simply because he was not good at it.
FLASHBACK
"And-and-and then he-he-he made- me wear that awful-awful pink apron and told me to-to ba-ba-ba-bake a ca-ca-cake an-an-an-and said it was my mission, if-if-if I failed it- I'd be separated from my laptop…….. …OH IT WAS TO EMBARRSING, I PUT CHOCOLATE SYRUP INSTEAD OF VANNILA, I FAILED IN MY MISSION, OHHHHHHHHHH THE HORRORRR, DR.J TOOK MY LAPTOP AND PUT IT IN THE HIGHEST SHELF WHERE I COULDN'T REACH IT, and MY LAPTOP WAS ALL ALONE IN THE DARK, THE HORRORR!!!" Heero wailed cowering in the closet, yes the closet. Sally had a hard time getting him out.
FLASHBACK ENDS
"What did you do Duo" She asked the teen, and then she saw a little yellow chick hop onto his shoulder.
"Well, I didn't break the egg or put oil in the pan and this cute little guy came out" He said petting the little bird. "I think I'll name him Jimmy (^_^)"
"Whatever" Sally said and she went out to see how the others were doing. She went to see Trowa who was helping Wufei clean up the house, making the beds, washing the dirty sheets.
"Well, washing is really fun, it is good exercise and helps to get frustration and stress out, TAKE THAT YOU SLIMY SHEET" Wufei said as scrubbed viciously the dirty bed sheet splashing water at Trowa.
"Uhh guys" Sally began "Washing machines were made for washing stuff" She said.
"Ohh" they said in unison. Wufei threw the sheet in the tub again splashing water on Trowa.
"HEY! You've been splashing me with water ever since we got here" Trowa complained.
"Have a drink Barton" Wufei said as he took hold of a hose and splashed Trowa with it.
"WUFEEIII"
"I think I'll leave you two" Sally said closing the bathrooms door as the two had a water fight like 4 year old.
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"Heero that's lovely" Sally said as she looked at the work Heero had done.
TADDAAA
He had made a lovely flower arrangement taking flowers from Quatre's Garden.
"I never knew you were so creative" Sally said.
"Do me a favour and don't tell any of the guys, I'll tell them when I'm ready" he said. Sally nodded and left him to continue with his work.
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Table etiquettes
"Duo, you hold the fork in this hand, and the spoon here" Sally said as she guided the boys down the path of dignity and of course table manners!
"Wufei, you do not chew wit your mouth open, and DUO, NEVER EVER BURP OUT LOUD" Sally cried.
"Sorry" He said.
"Good! Trowa and Heero you are doing well, Heero don't slouch, Trowa put a napkin on your lap, Duo don't GOBBLE down your food, otherwise you'll….."
"HAACC—CCKKK"
Trowa got hold of Duo's arms so that he doesn't injure anyone, Wufei got his braid out of the way, and Heero preformed the Heimlich manoeuvre.
"Otherwise you'll choke on your food" Sally said finishing her sentence.
"Understood" Duo said massaging his throat.
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"Okay guys, its 1:00 p.m now, I think Nora had too much sleep, and by the grace of God I am proud to say that you people have passed your Home economics classes" Sally said, she turned around to go back, but stopped at the doorway and said in a sinister voice "I'll be back"
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Nora woke up rubbing her eyes completely oblivious to what happened last night. She went into the bathroom, changed her clothes, brushed her teeth, combed her hair, and made a pony tail (After all, this is Quatre's niece we're talking about). She went out her room and noticed that everything was a bit neat and clean. Downstairs she saw Heero, Trowa and Wufei playing a card game, and Duo was making lunch for them.
"What happened here?" Nora asked.
"We cleaned up a bit" Heero said, not looking up from his cards.
"Lunch's ready" Duo announced. Jimmy was still on his shoulder.
"AWW CUTE LITTLE BIRDIE" Nora said as Jimmy hopped towards her. The guys ate their lunches quietly, like nice people and overall were very well-mannered. After that, Duo took Jimmy back outside to make him a little home. Nora and the others settled down in the living room.
"You know what Uncle Wufei" Nora said, Wufei cringed a bit at what she called him but managed to keep a straight face.
"Yes Nora?"
"I liked you all more when you were like slobs ^_^" Nora said ever so sweetly.
Heero: .
Trowa: ///.
Wufei: T_T
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Raven: OHOHO! Till next chapter dear reader
J.A: And reviewer, *cheesy grin*
Raven: Don't expect it to come soon!