Raven: Once again it's December and December means Exams, so I decided to make a short update till 16 December. Hopefully I'll get back with an update as soon as 10 December, but, till then, please hold on!
IT'S A PIECE OF POISONOUS CAKE
Chapter four: NO more Horror movies
Replay
"You know what Uncle Wufei" Nora said, Wufei cringed a bit at what she called him but managed to keep a straight face.
"Yes Nora?"
"I liked you all more when you were like slobs ^_^" Nora said ever so sweetly.
Heero: .
Trowa: ///.
Wufei: T_T
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The day had gone by and nothing bad happened which bored N.J a bit, so, like the other pilots, the day was spent in front of the sacred box of entertainment mostly known as (drum roll please): the TV!!
Behold the power of Television, it can kill sheer boredom and time without you even realizing it. Its magnificent magnetic force of attraction is so great, that even when it is off, it continues to pull the simple human being towards itself, and when there is nothing coming on TV, the human being continues to surf and change channels by the help of the TV's trusty sidekick: The clicker (a.k.a: The TV remote and also the little box that changes channels through infra red beams)
N.J and the pilots slumped into the couch and were drowning in the couch until dinner. After that, they still needed something to kill boredom.
"Man I need something to kill the boredom before I kill someone" Heero stated.
"HEY!" Duo said, with a light bulb appearing on his head "I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA"
"What? What?" Wufei asked enthusiastically. Don't blame him; it was a pretty dull day
"How about we watch TV!" Duo said excitedly, the others face faulted.
"BAKA! That's what we've been doing ALL DAY" Wufei yelled.
"NO! I mean, horror movies, let's watch horror movies" Duo said clapping his hands.
"Horror is for the weak" Wufei said.
"I'M weak, I wanna watch horror!!" Nora said waving her arm.
"YOU?!! You're too young to watch horror stuff" Heero said looking down at N.J
"Meh! Uncle Quatre sent me to baby-sit you, so why cant me watch" N.J said folding her arms and pouting. The others exchanged looks
"He sent you to baby-sit us did he!" They said. It wasn't a question. Heero made a mental note to himself to take care of Quatre later for not trusting him and others.
"Ah well, don't come running to me at night if you get scared, it might not be helpful" Duo said, "I get the movies"
"I think I'll make pop-corn" Heero said.
"Don't burn the kitchen"
"Har! Har!"
"I'm going upstairs to my room" Wufei said
"Aww, Uncle Wufei why don't you come, you scared of horror movies" Nora said ever so cutely.
"NO! I am not scared, its just that I've had experience watching movies with this lot, and I wish you the best of luck with them, besides, I've seen all those horror movies" With that said he turned around and went upstairs. "AND I AM NOT YOUR UNCLE"
"Whatever you say Uncle Wuffles" Nora said rolling her eyes!
A little while later it was 9:30 p.m
"HAY I WAS SITTIN HERE!!!" Nora yelled.
"I GOT THE MOVIES" Said Duo
"I made pop-corn" Announced Trowa
"I'm not moving from this spot" Grumbled Heero who sat with his arms folded.
"And I'm not either" Said Nora who sat with her arms folded in Heero's lap.
"Okay, let's begin, which one do you wanna see?" Duo asked. "We have Exorcist, Evil dead, nah that's stupid, and what lies beneath, not for five year olds and…."
"Exorcist will do" Heero said.
"Yeah, the rest are rated 14 years and above" Trowa said
"What's with the ratings?" N.J asked
"You'll see when you grow up"
10:00 p.m
Trowa was yawning, Duo was smirking, his eyes not at the screen, but towards Heero and Nora. As for Nora, she was huddled up next to a very annoyed Heero who kept sighing and pulling N.J of off him. But the poor scared girl was stuck to him like glue. Heero didn't mind, in fact he thought it was kind of cute, but since he had to go to the bathroom which he had been holding in for half an hour, he was indeed very annoyed.
"Nora, I-have-to-go-to-the-toilet!" Said Heero now sweating. But Nora didn't reply, her eyes were glued to the screen, her hands were glued to Heero's shirt, and therefore, Heero was glued to his seat.
"Ohh this is a good part" Duo said keenly.
"Nora I suggest you cover your eyes" Trowa said.
"Hnn" was all the N.J said.
"Hey! That's my line" Heero said. In the movie, the girl who was possessed by the evil spirit turned her head round at 360 degrees; Nora's eyes were as big as saucers now.
Upstairs:
Times like these were rare for Wufei, who was wearing his reading glasses and reading his favourite book, a horror novel.
"Ahh" He said relaxing his drooping further into his comfy chair. It was a quiet time to read his book; otherwise a certain braided baka would come and bug him about being a four eyed bookworm, which he was. The novel was pretty good; the author had described the feeling and emotion of the character in his haunted situation pretty well.
Thump, thump!
Wufei jumped from his seat looking around frantically, his heart beating fast and sweating. He opened his door and saw nothing was out there. Growling he went in thinking how weak it was for him to be suddenly scared! Sheesh, of all the things scared.
"Maybe it's just Maxwell falling of his seat downstairs, yeah that's it, nothing to worry about"
Saying this he relaxed into his chair once again absorbed in his book.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh" came a high pitched shriek from downstairs that made Wufei jump so high that his head bumped the roof! X_X
Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!!!
Wufei braced himself and got hold of his sword, the door flew open, and he took a pose and……..
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Cried Nora as she threw her arms round Wufei and nailed him to the ground.
Wufei: @_@ "Nora!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING" He cried pulling a shaky and white five-year-old of off him and put her down. But she clambered back onto his shirt, still shaking.
Downstairs:
Heero had run of to his blissful paradise as soon as Nora had yelled and gone off her rocker. Duo and Trowa had covered their ears with cushions; the girl was louder than Duo. What a miracle!!!
"What was that all about?" Duo asked opening one eye.
"Beats me" Trowa said rubbing his ears.
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Angry thumps came down revealing an angry Wufei with a scared N.J stuck to him.
"Hey Wufei" Duo said in a small voice, knowing he was not gonna like what was next because Wufei's eyes indicated fire, which mean that he meant murder.
"NO MORE HORROR MOVIES! GO TO BED" He yelled. From behind Heero came and uttered a little and innocent "Boo!" which made Wufei jump.
"YUY!!" Wufei cried, and in the history of Gundam pilots, that day Heero was not able to defend himself, mainly because he was laughing his head off. For you see everything was making Wufei jump that night which was setting off his anger alarm bell. This was experienced by Heero through that little "Boo!" he was now wearing two ice-packs, on both his eyes.
"MAXWELL!" Wufei yelled at him "Since this was all your idea, and since Nora cannot sleep tonight, she's gonna have to bunk with you"
"What?!" He exclaimed.
"YOU HEARD ME, NOW MOVE SOLDIER, MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!"
That night:
"Okay N.J, now you know I'm scared and I know you're scared, so let's not think about the movie and think happy"
"Okay, good night, don't let the monsters under the bed bite" Nora said happily as she cuddled with the blanket on the ENTIRE BED, while Duo lay on a mattress, down, facing the monster's under the bed, and to make it worse, N.J snored. So now, a very scared Duo was trying to go to sleep while Nora slept happily, oblivious to the world. One must should feel sorry for Duo!
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Raven: Whoohoo, I managed another chapter! Happy reading! Sorry for the lousy chapter though!
J.A: Your standard is slipping woman, DON'T YOU KNOW IT REFLECTS ON ME!!!