Author's note: oh, I'm so happy you like it!!! I was so afraid that my
English was very bad, this is the first story I write in English. enjoy the
second chapter!!!
SLEEPING BLONDE BEAUTY
The sleeping slytherin.
When Draco Malfoy fainted, the class was very quite for a moment, as everybody was seeing the blonde doing so. But soon a giggle was heard. Everybody looked around. Hermione Granger was giggling so hard it was exhausting. The class looked at her like she had gone mad; Ron even moved away from her.
"Did.did you" she couldn't even speak properly "Did you lot see the way he fall? Hahahahah!!!!"
No one understood what was so funny but her laughter was contagious and soon, all the gryffindors were laughing. Pansy, on the other hand, was looking like she was going to cry.
Snape was soon at the blonde's side and roared at the old Snape's style:
"Shut up, disgraces of human kind!!"
At the moment, all laughter ended. Snape got on his knees and checked the blonde. His heart was still beating and he looked perfectly fine apart from almost breaking his head in two. With elegance, of course.
"Well. Mr. Crabbe, take him to the Hospital Wing. Potter, Longbottom, with me."
"Will he be alright?" said Pansy, close to tears.
-He will live. Everyone else: tidy up the classroom. And if I see anything misplaced, you'll be cleaning trophies until graduation.
This said ,the professor went to the door, followed by a terrorized Neville and a grieving Harry. The door closed behind them and everything went quite. Two heads, one dark and the other sandy haired appeared from under the table, both very red, and Seamus' cheerful voice filled the classroom:
"Sorry!! Dis we miss something?"**************************************
The Headmaster's office never seemed so oppressive that when you had to share it with Snape. The git was pacing non-stopping making his black cloak float, like a dark, legendary vampire.
Harry could almost see his long teeth when the Headmaster entered the room, wearing a funny blue cloak with little stars.
The old man sat behind his desk, looked at everyone with his bright blue eyes and said, cheerfully:
"To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?"
Snape growled.
"I assure you that there's no pleasure, Headmaster. I must inform you that I refuse to continue teaching a walking disaster like Longbottom."
The old man's eyes twinkled, amused:
"And may I ask what was the evil doing of our dear Mr. Longbottom?"
"Mr. Malfoy is now at the Hospital Wing because of him. He was peacefully sitting on his chair when Longb."
"It's not true!!!" shouted Harry "Malfoy was trying to slid something inside Neville's robes! I saw him! I tried to warn him but." he faltered.
"Yes, Mr. Potter?" Dumbledore was trying very hard not to show how amusing he thought the situation was.
"But Neville is a little nervous so.ehhh.he hit Malfoy's hand and.uhhh..the "something" Malfoy was holding went flying and caused.ummm.a little explosion."
"Little? Perhanps you need to check your glasses, Potter. The potion exploded covering Mr. Malfoy from head to toe in.uhhh.pink."
"Yeah!!! Hahaha!!.ahem.ummm" Harry went red with embarrassment.
Dumbledore looked at Neville, twisting his fingers nervously:
"And what does the person who caused the accident think?"asked Dumbledore, kindly.
"I.I don't know, sir.I was looking at Harry and Ron, who were looking at something under the desk, laughing" Harry went pale after this but Dumbledore kept smiling "and.Harry told me to turn around.and I turned and hit Malfoy, and I fall under the table and then.I don't know what happened but Malfoy fainted. And he was pink.Yeah, pink."
"Ummm.I see" Dumbledore looked thoughtful "Well, first we should go and see what happens with Mr. Malfoy, shouldn't we,? We'll talk about this later."
Everyone headed to the door to go to the Hospital Wing. But Snape still found time to whisper:
"Ah, Potter, 5 points from Gryffindor for not paying attention in my class."
He didn't loose time, the greasy git.*********************
When they arrived at the Hospital Wing they heard very.ehhh.fake sobs. When they entered they saw a very "distressed" Pansy Parkinson, crying on Crabbe's shoulder, who looked really terrified having a female so close.
Pansy rushed to Snape:
"Will he recover, professor? He is not moving, so cold and."
"As much as I appreciate drama, Miss Parkinson, we are here to solve more important problems than listening to you, So if you would move away."
Pansy looked very disappointed and humiliated but shut up and moved aside. Everybody walked to the other side of the room, where they could see Madame Pomfrey checking the blonde.
"Good morning, Poppy" said Dumbledore, politely.
The nurse looked up, surprised.
"Good morning, Albus."
The four students and two adults surrounded the bed.
"Well? How is Mr. Malfoy?"
Madame Pomfrey sighed: "He seems to be alright. The potion did nothing to damage his health."
"That's good."
"However." the nurse faltered "There's a little.inconvenient" everyone looked at her "You see, Mr. Malfoy seems to be under a coma until.until."
"Until what, dear Poppy?" said the Headmaster, feeling Snape's impatience beside him.
"Until he is given a.errr.a kiss."
Silence.
"A true love's kiss" made it clear the nurse "A real one."
Another silence. Then, Harry burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha!!! you..you mean that.hahaha.that Malfoy, you know, Malfoy, needs a kiss to get up? Hahahaha!!!!"
On the other hand, Pansy had bright little stars in her eyes:
"Oh, that's so romantic!!! I'll be his damsel, and he'll wake up and we'll live together forever!!"
"Hahaha!!! Malfoy.kiss!! Hahaha!!! He'll be stuck like this forever!!!"
"Why would it be like that, Mr.Potter?" asked the Headmaster, kindly.
"Well." Harry tried to compose himself "Isn't it obvious? Who would want to kiss him? Hahahaha!!! It's so funny!!"
"You're an imbecile, Potter!! There are lots of girls who'll want to kiss him!! Look at me!!!"
"Ah.you count as a girl?"asked Harry, sarcastically.
"Argh!! You.disgraceful orphan!!!"
"Miss Parkinson!!" said Madame Pomfrey, scandalized.
"Parkinson, detention!!" roared Snape.
"Dah, dah, my dears, calm down" said Dumbledore, firmly "Good. Now, I want Mr. Potter and Miss Parkinson to apologize. Come on. We have to revive Mr. Malfoy now."
They looked at each other. And then, very reluctantly, they said:
"Sorry."
"Good" said Dumbledore, beaming "Now, what we have to do is find Mr. Malfoy's true love" Harry giggled and was glared by the slytherins. Well, except Crabbe who, like Neville, looked very confused.
"How will you do it, Albus? This is no common boy. This is Lucius Malfoy's son. Something like this will soon be all over the magical world.
"Oh, that's why we'll move really fast, my dear Poppy. Severus" The potions professor, whose gaze had darkened at Lucius' mention, turned it to the old man "I want you to request the house elves to put an altar of stone in the Great Hall and tell the school to gather there. Ask Minerva to assist you."
Snape got out of the Hospital Wing. Dumbledore turned to Madame Pomfrey and said:
"Well, now I'll take Mr. Malfoy there" and finally, he looked at the students "And you go there too. I'll inform the school of the situation."
Everyone nodded and got out, looking one last time at Malfoy. Harry shuddered. He had the feeling that they'll be seeing the slytherin an awful lot of time.
A.N: second chapter!! well, I hope you liked it!! Third chapter coming soon! lots of love confessions and silly teenager girls!!!
REVIEW!!!!!
SLEEPING BLONDE BEAUTY
The sleeping slytherin.
When Draco Malfoy fainted, the class was very quite for a moment, as everybody was seeing the blonde doing so. But soon a giggle was heard. Everybody looked around. Hermione Granger was giggling so hard it was exhausting. The class looked at her like she had gone mad; Ron even moved away from her.
"Did.did you" she couldn't even speak properly "Did you lot see the way he fall? Hahahahah!!!!"
No one understood what was so funny but her laughter was contagious and soon, all the gryffindors were laughing. Pansy, on the other hand, was looking like she was going to cry.
Snape was soon at the blonde's side and roared at the old Snape's style:
"Shut up, disgraces of human kind!!"
At the moment, all laughter ended. Snape got on his knees and checked the blonde. His heart was still beating and he looked perfectly fine apart from almost breaking his head in two. With elegance, of course.
"Well. Mr. Crabbe, take him to the Hospital Wing. Potter, Longbottom, with me."
"Will he be alright?" said Pansy, close to tears.
-He will live. Everyone else: tidy up the classroom. And if I see anything misplaced, you'll be cleaning trophies until graduation.
This said ,the professor went to the door, followed by a terrorized Neville and a grieving Harry. The door closed behind them and everything went quite. Two heads, one dark and the other sandy haired appeared from under the table, both very red, and Seamus' cheerful voice filled the classroom:
"Sorry!! Dis we miss something?"**************************************
The Headmaster's office never seemed so oppressive that when you had to share it with Snape. The git was pacing non-stopping making his black cloak float, like a dark, legendary vampire.
Harry could almost see his long teeth when the Headmaster entered the room, wearing a funny blue cloak with little stars.
The old man sat behind his desk, looked at everyone with his bright blue eyes and said, cheerfully:
"To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?"
Snape growled.
"I assure you that there's no pleasure, Headmaster. I must inform you that I refuse to continue teaching a walking disaster like Longbottom."
The old man's eyes twinkled, amused:
"And may I ask what was the evil doing of our dear Mr. Longbottom?"
"Mr. Malfoy is now at the Hospital Wing because of him. He was peacefully sitting on his chair when Longb."
"It's not true!!!" shouted Harry "Malfoy was trying to slid something inside Neville's robes! I saw him! I tried to warn him but." he faltered.
"Yes, Mr. Potter?" Dumbledore was trying very hard not to show how amusing he thought the situation was.
"But Neville is a little nervous so.ehhh.he hit Malfoy's hand and.uhhh..the "something" Malfoy was holding went flying and caused.ummm.a little explosion."
"Little? Perhanps you need to check your glasses, Potter. The potion exploded covering Mr. Malfoy from head to toe in.uhhh.pink."
"Yeah!!! Hahaha!!.ahem.ummm" Harry went red with embarrassment.
Dumbledore looked at Neville, twisting his fingers nervously:
"And what does the person who caused the accident think?"asked Dumbledore, kindly.
"I.I don't know, sir.I was looking at Harry and Ron, who were looking at something under the desk, laughing" Harry went pale after this but Dumbledore kept smiling "and.Harry told me to turn around.and I turned and hit Malfoy, and I fall under the table and then.I don't know what happened but Malfoy fainted. And he was pink.Yeah, pink."
"Ummm.I see" Dumbledore looked thoughtful "Well, first we should go and see what happens with Mr. Malfoy, shouldn't we,? We'll talk about this later."
Everyone headed to the door to go to the Hospital Wing. But Snape still found time to whisper:
"Ah, Potter, 5 points from Gryffindor for not paying attention in my class."
He didn't loose time, the greasy git.*********************
When they arrived at the Hospital Wing they heard very.ehhh.fake sobs. When they entered they saw a very "distressed" Pansy Parkinson, crying on Crabbe's shoulder, who looked really terrified having a female so close.
Pansy rushed to Snape:
"Will he recover, professor? He is not moving, so cold and."
"As much as I appreciate drama, Miss Parkinson, we are here to solve more important problems than listening to you, So if you would move away."
Pansy looked very disappointed and humiliated but shut up and moved aside. Everybody walked to the other side of the room, where they could see Madame Pomfrey checking the blonde.
"Good morning, Poppy" said Dumbledore, politely.
The nurse looked up, surprised.
"Good morning, Albus."
The four students and two adults surrounded the bed.
"Well? How is Mr. Malfoy?"
Madame Pomfrey sighed: "He seems to be alright. The potion did nothing to damage his health."
"That's good."
"However." the nurse faltered "There's a little.inconvenient" everyone looked at her "You see, Mr. Malfoy seems to be under a coma until.until."
"Until what, dear Poppy?" said the Headmaster, feeling Snape's impatience beside him.
"Until he is given a.errr.a kiss."
Silence.
"A true love's kiss" made it clear the nurse "A real one."
Another silence. Then, Harry burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha!!! you..you mean that.hahaha.that Malfoy, you know, Malfoy, needs a kiss to get up? Hahahaha!!!!"
On the other hand, Pansy had bright little stars in her eyes:
"Oh, that's so romantic!!! I'll be his damsel, and he'll wake up and we'll live together forever!!"
"Hahaha!!! Malfoy.kiss!! Hahaha!!! He'll be stuck like this forever!!!"
"Why would it be like that, Mr.Potter?" asked the Headmaster, kindly.
"Well." Harry tried to compose himself "Isn't it obvious? Who would want to kiss him? Hahahaha!!! It's so funny!!"
"You're an imbecile, Potter!! There are lots of girls who'll want to kiss him!! Look at me!!!"
"Ah.you count as a girl?"asked Harry, sarcastically.
"Argh!! You.disgraceful orphan!!!"
"Miss Parkinson!!" said Madame Pomfrey, scandalized.
"Parkinson, detention!!" roared Snape.
"Dah, dah, my dears, calm down" said Dumbledore, firmly "Good. Now, I want Mr. Potter and Miss Parkinson to apologize. Come on. We have to revive Mr. Malfoy now."
They looked at each other. And then, very reluctantly, they said:
"Sorry."
"Good" said Dumbledore, beaming "Now, what we have to do is find Mr. Malfoy's true love" Harry giggled and was glared by the slytherins. Well, except Crabbe who, like Neville, looked very confused.
"How will you do it, Albus? This is no common boy. This is Lucius Malfoy's son. Something like this will soon be all over the magical world.
"Oh, that's why we'll move really fast, my dear Poppy. Severus" The potions professor, whose gaze had darkened at Lucius' mention, turned it to the old man "I want you to request the house elves to put an altar of stone in the Great Hall and tell the school to gather there. Ask Minerva to assist you."
Snape got out of the Hospital Wing. Dumbledore turned to Madame Pomfrey and said:
"Well, now I'll take Mr. Malfoy there" and finally, he looked at the students "And you go there too. I'll inform the school of the situation."
Everyone nodded and got out, looking one last time at Malfoy. Harry shuddered. He had the feeling that they'll be seeing the slytherin an awful lot of time.
A.N: second chapter!! well, I hope you liked it!! Third chapter coming soon! lots of love confessions and silly teenager girls!!!
REVIEW!!!!!
