Author's note: third chapter!! damn, I should be doing history's
essay.well, you can't have top marks in everything((except if you're
Hermione). Now ,to the reviews:
Harrysgirl: thank you so much!!! my first English reviewer^_^
Karrie Anne: hey, that rhymes!!!(well, you already know what kind of charm. This is what happens next!!^_^
Solitary cross: you can't imagine how much that means to me!!! after all, English is not my main language and I'm just seventeen years old. Liked the bit of the elegance, too!! the caricatures part is totally based on my experience. I have a caricaturist friend too, and one day a teacher discovered me with one of his masterpieces.the bad thing is that it was of her!!! I couldn't stop laughing, even when I was expulsed from that week's classes. It was so much fun!!! It would be great I you told me the mistakes I keep doing. Just the worst ones!!! thank you so much!!!^_^
Silver-sparklze: I'm glad you like it!!!
Sara: thank you!!!
Mich: =^_^=
SenoritaShinimegami: wow, it's so cool you rite to me in Spanish!!! gracias, amiga!!! eres lo mejor!!! I'm from Spain, you know, so my Spanish isn't polite or suave(or so we are told;-)))) but is the best Spanish ever(sorry, nationalism keeps coming to me from time to time)I know about the " instead of - but it confuses me so much I prefer to do it this way or I would totally mess it up!!! thank you for telling me, tough!!^_^
Tina: that would be really funny but the story has almost reached its end(in Spanish language)so I can't do it that way. If you know Spanish, you can see this story in Spanish, my main language; there are only 2 chapters left!!! but thank you for giving me ideas!!! I have been challenged to do a Draco/Hermione story(that will be hard.I don't like them very much)and Ron/Hermione(I love them!!)so maybe in the future I'll write a parody using this idea!!! thanks for liking the story^_^!!!!
NayNymic: oh, I really appreciate the effort but the more I read the fic, the more mistakes I find.*sigh*I have here by my side a scary-thick dictionary English-Spanish, Español-Ingles that's giving me headaches as if it were hiting my head. Well, it's fun to translate!!! Next chapter has Harry/Draco interaction!!!
Bad-ass Cinderella: that was bloody brilliant!!! maybe I'll write something in the near future with a pink!Draco. That's so much fun!!! but not here, sorry.
Emeline: glad you like it!!!^_^
Dracoluvah: Are you Emeline or what? well, if you are, thanks again^_^ .if you are not, thanks to you too:-p
GodMustHateMe: well, I don't know about god.but I don't hate you!!! plus, I'm an atheist, so it doesn't matter that much to me.thanks for the comment about the plotline!!! It came to me at twelve o'clock in the night and I screamed and jumped out of bed to write it. My mother hates me now!!!:-)
Enjoy!!!!
SLEEPING BLONDE BEAUTY
A lot of "kissness"
Harry entered the Great hall to see there was no one yet. Neville and him parted ways with the slytherins immediately and went to sit at their table.
A big altar of stone with roses at its base was before the teacher's table, as had the Goblet of Fire the night his name came from inside it.
Harry was thinking about the situation. Malfoy was in coma until he was given a true love's kiss.that sounded really familiar.
Whatever. The thing was that the blonde was in trouble, 'cause one thing was being hot(something that girls apparently thought about Malfoy)and another one was to be loved. And Malfoy didn't struck Harry as someone lovable.
He thought about Ron's face when he learnt about Malfoy's situation. When everyone in the school went up there to kiss him.With such horrifying creatures as Eloise Midgen it was gonna be fun as hell.
Wait.EVRYONE AT THE SCHOOL?
*Ginny*(glubs)
*Hermione*(double glubs)
*Ron*(what the fuck??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!)
*Me*(ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!)
*McGonagall*
.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
People began sitting at the tables, talking quietly. They looked at the altar, puzzled. They were right: it contrasted horribly with the decoration.
Oh,no. There was Dumbledore levitating a ghostly Malfoy.
That would contrast even worse.
"How horrible, isn't it?"
Ron's voice was heard all over Gryffindor table, making some people laugh. Hermione sat beside the red head(who was beside Harry) and said:
"Oy, Ron! He is better like that than awake" People looked at her, astonished. It wasn't everyday you could see her saying something like that. Well, it was Malfoy "At least he isn't Barbie pink anymore. Although he does look a bit odd, doesn't he?"
It was true. They had cleaned him, alright, but his clothes were different too. Instead of the posh expensive tunics he usually wore, he was wearing very elegant but simple black trousers and a very plain white shirt. Harry didn't remember him wearing something like that in all the years he had known him and it contrasted very nicely with his pale skin. And his hair wasn't licked backwards; it was soft looking and with some strands falling over his face.
Oh my god!! Malfoy's hair was GOLDEN!! Not platinum but golden!!
"I didn't know that gel hair could change the hair's natural color" muttered Harry.
"It does if you bath in it, like the poisonous ferret" said Ron scornfully.
Harry shrugged. Dumbledore had just got up at High Table after laying the sleeping beauty on the stone altar. He waited till the chatting ended and said:
"Welcome! I have convoked you here to inform you of a difficult situation involving a student" Dumbledore looked at the audience "Due to a little accident" Snape snorted "in Potion's class, Mr. Malfoy is unconscious. The problem is that the remedy is rather.peculiar."
Some people looked at the slytherin curiously. Dumbledore cleared his throat:
"Mr. Malfoy needs to be given something to wake up. That something we'll look in every student of the school" He looked uneasy to reach the subject "What Mr. Malfoy need is" climatic pause "a kiss."
Silence. A very dense one.
Harry turned to his friends and almost lost it. Hermione looked between disgust and amusement, and Ron.Ron looked absolutely horrified.
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.
"I'm afraid not, Mr. Weasley. Mr. Malfoy needs to find the person who can give him a true love's kiss."
"Like Sleeping Beauty" murmured Hermione, slightly amused.
"Like who?" asked Harry.
"I'll tell you later" answered her.
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT MALFOY!" Ron seemed to have forgot where he was and who was he talking to "HERMIONE IS NOT GONNA KISS SOME STUPID FERRET!"
Realising what he had said, Ron went red. Hermione arched an eyebrow. Dumbledore looked really amused. Sick bastard with a vicious sense of humor.
"Oh, but Mr. Weasley.You're to take part in this too" said Snape, malice evident in his voice "We COULDN'T leave you out."
Ron fainted. Hermione sighed. Seamus burst out laughing and a few girls squeaked, excited. Only Neville looked as confused as ever:
"Sooo..we have to kiss him?"
Harry grumbled. It was going to be a LOOONG day.************************
"So.when are you going to do it?"
It was four very long hours after the announcement. Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting in a corner with a good sight of Malfoy at the altar.
During the last three hours, a never-ending procession of silly little(and not so little)girls had been up there, proclaiming their "unconditional" love for the slytherin, culminating with Lavender Brown's stellar performance of the most affected love declaration that Harry had heard in his life(followed by a throwing-up kiss).
Mione had been telling them about Sleeping Beauty, which Harry found very amusing and Ron "extremely disgusting". No boy(except those known gays)had come near yet and all of them had facial expressions between uneasiness(slytherins), disgust(ravenclaws), fear(hufflepuffs) and horror(gryffindors).
"Come on.Even I have been up there"urged Hermione "Do it already and we'll get over with it."
"That's not the problem, Mione"said Ron "For you is a boy. Yes, even Malfoy. A boy. The sex you like"he sighed "I'm 100% heterosexual and the idea of kissing Malfoy"he shuddered "is horrifying."
"I wonder.Why have they changed his clothes?" asked Harry aloud.
"Because the person must fell in love with him, not his clothes" Dumbledore and Lupin had joined them. The werewolf explained "You see, Harry: his clothes would distract, they would be a remembering of his money or his noble family. The person that will fall in love with him has to love him for who he is."
"It makes sense" said Hermione.
"Even if he seems less impressive" observed Ron.
"I think he looks much better like this" said Harry, looking at the slytherin "The dark and intimidating clothes that he uses to wear don't let people to appreciate him. The clothes he is wearing now make him more human, less cold. They also make him more fragile. Look at how pale he is!" suddenly, Harry realised what he had said and looked back at them, abruptly "Well, as human as Malfoy can be."
"Which isn't much" mumbled Ron.
Harry saw the way they were looking at him. Except Ron, all of them were looking oddly at him. Dumbledore looked like he knew something he didn't and wasn't going to share it. Remus looked surprised and Hermione gave him a scrutinizing look, like she was looking for something that could be found only in his eyes. Harry avoided her gaze.
Afternoon continued. They were heard things like: "Your beauty, my love, is so great that makes me sob", "Grey are your eyes, just like a storm. If I'm not your chosen, you're a filthy worm" and even a very amusing one that said: "Your parents suck, d'you wanna fuck?" that was just a bet between ravenclaws.
Ginny's, whom God had not given poetry skills, was something along the lines: "Your golden hair is like the sun, and they say in bed you're great fun. If you ever put gel, being vain, you'll never be handsome again" and ended with a kiss that infuriated Ron to no end.
Hermione was getting very exasperated, she wanted to go to the library:
"Oh, Ron, Harry! Come on, will you? I would like to go somewhere else."
"Then, go!" said Ron, equally exasperated "why won't you?"
Hermione looked sheepish "I want to see you two kiss him" She was a little embarrassed but she giggled "That's something I wouldn't miss for anything."
Silence.
"Soo.will you?"
"No, Mione, I won't kiss THAT."
"Afraid, Weasley?"
Zabini's sibilant and sexy voice filled the Hall. The Golden Three turned to him:
"What did you say, stupid?" spat Ron.
"Calm, Ron" whispered Hermione.
"I said you don't have the guts. But of course, what would the Weasel dare to do? He's the useless of the Golden Three!" said Zabini, maliciously. Pansy giggled behind him. Crabbe and Goyle laughed like idiots.
"Buy a forest and get lost in it, Zabini!" shouted Harry.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"roared Ron, not listening to Harry, much less to Mione.
Blaise looked at him with half-closed grass green eyes.
"I said you don't have the guts" he said, calmly.
"YOU THINK THAT?YOU THINK SO?" shouted Ron. And rushed forward.
"Ron, no!"shouted Hermione, in fear he hit someone in front of so many people. Ron ignored her.
"WHAT IS THIS, THEN?"this said, he jumped to the stone altar, leaned forward, and French-kissed Malfoy in front of the whole student body.
I don't have to tell you that that broke the ice to the non-gay guys of Hogwarts who, by little pecks, were getting over it.
And I don't have to tell you either that Ron was reminded of this moment for the rest of his life-it passed to his grandchildren-and a few years later, the moment still could make Harry and Blaise cry from laughing so hard.
A.N:I hope you liked it!! I had a great time writing it!!!
By the way, yeah, the poetry is crap. It has to be, you know;-)))
Harrysgirl: thank you so much!!! my first English reviewer^_^
Karrie Anne: hey, that rhymes!!!(well, you already know what kind of charm. This is what happens next!!^_^
Solitary cross: you can't imagine how much that means to me!!! after all, English is not my main language and I'm just seventeen years old. Liked the bit of the elegance, too!! the caricatures part is totally based on my experience. I have a caricaturist friend too, and one day a teacher discovered me with one of his masterpieces.the bad thing is that it was of her!!! I couldn't stop laughing, even when I was expulsed from that week's classes. It was so much fun!!! It would be great I you told me the mistakes I keep doing. Just the worst ones!!! thank you so much!!!^_^
Silver-sparklze: I'm glad you like it!!!
Sara: thank you!!!
Mich: =^_^=
SenoritaShinimegami: wow, it's so cool you rite to me in Spanish!!! gracias, amiga!!! eres lo mejor!!! I'm from Spain, you know, so my Spanish isn't polite or suave(or so we are told;-)))) but is the best Spanish ever(sorry, nationalism keeps coming to me from time to time)I know about the " instead of - but it confuses me so much I prefer to do it this way or I would totally mess it up!!! thank you for telling me, tough!!^_^
Tina: that would be really funny but the story has almost reached its end(in Spanish language)so I can't do it that way. If you know Spanish, you can see this story in Spanish, my main language; there are only 2 chapters left!!! but thank you for giving me ideas!!! I have been challenged to do a Draco/Hermione story(that will be hard.I don't like them very much)and Ron/Hermione(I love them!!)so maybe in the future I'll write a parody using this idea!!! thanks for liking the story^_^!!!!
NayNymic: oh, I really appreciate the effort but the more I read the fic, the more mistakes I find.*sigh*I have here by my side a scary-thick dictionary English-Spanish, Español-Ingles that's giving me headaches as if it were hiting my head. Well, it's fun to translate!!! Next chapter has Harry/Draco interaction!!!
Bad-ass Cinderella: that was bloody brilliant!!! maybe I'll write something in the near future with a pink!Draco. That's so much fun!!! but not here, sorry.
Emeline: glad you like it!!!^_^
Dracoluvah: Are you Emeline or what? well, if you are, thanks again^_^ .if you are not, thanks to you too:-p
GodMustHateMe: well, I don't know about god.but I don't hate you!!! plus, I'm an atheist, so it doesn't matter that much to me.thanks for the comment about the plotline!!! It came to me at twelve o'clock in the night and I screamed and jumped out of bed to write it. My mother hates me now!!!:-)
Enjoy!!!!
SLEEPING BLONDE BEAUTY
A lot of "kissness"
Harry entered the Great hall to see there was no one yet. Neville and him parted ways with the slytherins immediately and went to sit at their table.
A big altar of stone with roses at its base was before the teacher's table, as had the Goblet of Fire the night his name came from inside it.
Harry was thinking about the situation. Malfoy was in coma until he was given a true love's kiss.that sounded really familiar.
Whatever. The thing was that the blonde was in trouble, 'cause one thing was being hot(something that girls apparently thought about Malfoy)and another one was to be loved. And Malfoy didn't struck Harry as someone lovable.
He thought about Ron's face when he learnt about Malfoy's situation. When everyone in the school went up there to kiss him.With such horrifying creatures as Eloise Midgen it was gonna be fun as hell.
Wait.EVRYONE AT THE SCHOOL?
*Ginny*(glubs)
*Hermione*(double glubs)
*Ron*(what the fuck??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!)
*Me*(ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!)
*McGonagall*
.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
People began sitting at the tables, talking quietly. They looked at the altar, puzzled. They were right: it contrasted horribly with the decoration.
Oh,no. There was Dumbledore levitating a ghostly Malfoy.
That would contrast even worse.
"How horrible, isn't it?"
Ron's voice was heard all over Gryffindor table, making some people laugh. Hermione sat beside the red head(who was beside Harry) and said:
"Oy, Ron! He is better like that than awake" People looked at her, astonished. It wasn't everyday you could see her saying something like that. Well, it was Malfoy "At least he isn't Barbie pink anymore. Although he does look a bit odd, doesn't he?"
It was true. They had cleaned him, alright, but his clothes were different too. Instead of the posh expensive tunics he usually wore, he was wearing very elegant but simple black trousers and a very plain white shirt. Harry didn't remember him wearing something like that in all the years he had known him and it contrasted very nicely with his pale skin. And his hair wasn't licked backwards; it was soft looking and with some strands falling over his face.
Oh my god!! Malfoy's hair was GOLDEN!! Not platinum but golden!!
"I didn't know that gel hair could change the hair's natural color" muttered Harry.
"It does if you bath in it, like the poisonous ferret" said Ron scornfully.
Harry shrugged. Dumbledore had just got up at High Table after laying the sleeping beauty on the stone altar. He waited till the chatting ended and said:
"Welcome! I have convoked you here to inform you of a difficult situation involving a student" Dumbledore looked at the audience "Due to a little accident" Snape snorted "in Potion's class, Mr. Malfoy is unconscious. The problem is that the remedy is rather.peculiar."
Some people looked at the slytherin curiously. Dumbledore cleared his throat:
"Mr. Malfoy needs to be given something to wake up. That something we'll look in every student of the school" He looked uneasy to reach the subject "What Mr. Malfoy need is" climatic pause "a kiss."
Silence. A very dense one.
Harry turned to his friends and almost lost it. Hermione looked between disgust and amusement, and Ron.Ron looked absolutely horrified.
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.
"I'm afraid not, Mr. Weasley. Mr. Malfoy needs to find the person who can give him a true love's kiss."
"Like Sleeping Beauty" murmured Hermione, slightly amused.
"Like who?" asked Harry.
"I'll tell you later" answered her.
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT MALFOY!" Ron seemed to have forgot where he was and who was he talking to "HERMIONE IS NOT GONNA KISS SOME STUPID FERRET!"
Realising what he had said, Ron went red. Hermione arched an eyebrow. Dumbledore looked really amused. Sick bastard with a vicious sense of humor.
"Oh, but Mr. Weasley.You're to take part in this too" said Snape, malice evident in his voice "We COULDN'T leave you out."
Ron fainted. Hermione sighed. Seamus burst out laughing and a few girls squeaked, excited. Only Neville looked as confused as ever:
"Sooo..we have to kiss him?"
Harry grumbled. It was going to be a LOOONG day.************************
"So.when are you going to do it?"
It was four very long hours after the announcement. Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting in a corner with a good sight of Malfoy at the altar.
During the last three hours, a never-ending procession of silly little(and not so little)girls had been up there, proclaiming their "unconditional" love for the slytherin, culminating with Lavender Brown's stellar performance of the most affected love declaration that Harry had heard in his life(followed by a throwing-up kiss).
Mione had been telling them about Sleeping Beauty, which Harry found very amusing and Ron "extremely disgusting". No boy(except those known gays)had come near yet and all of them had facial expressions between uneasiness(slytherins), disgust(ravenclaws), fear(hufflepuffs) and horror(gryffindors).
"Come on.Even I have been up there"urged Hermione "Do it already and we'll get over with it."
"That's not the problem, Mione"said Ron "For you is a boy. Yes, even Malfoy. A boy. The sex you like"he sighed "I'm 100% heterosexual and the idea of kissing Malfoy"he shuddered "is horrifying."
"I wonder.Why have they changed his clothes?" asked Harry aloud.
"Because the person must fell in love with him, not his clothes" Dumbledore and Lupin had joined them. The werewolf explained "You see, Harry: his clothes would distract, they would be a remembering of his money or his noble family. The person that will fall in love with him has to love him for who he is."
"It makes sense" said Hermione.
"Even if he seems less impressive" observed Ron.
"I think he looks much better like this" said Harry, looking at the slytherin "The dark and intimidating clothes that he uses to wear don't let people to appreciate him. The clothes he is wearing now make him more human, less cold. They also make him more fragile. Look at how pale he is!" suddenly, Harry realised what he had said and looked back at them, abruptly "Well, as human as Malfoy can be."
"Which isn't much" mumbled Ron.
Harry saw the way they were looking at him. Except Ron, all of them were looking oddly at him. Dumbledore looked like he knew something he didn't and wasn't going to share it. Remus looked surprised and Hermione gave him a scrutinizing look, like she was looking for something that could be found only in his eyes. Harry avoided her gaze.
Afternoon continued. They were heard things like: "Your beauty, my love, is so great that makes me sob", "Grey are your eyes, just like a storm. If I'm not your chosen, you're a filthy worm" and even a very amusing one that said: "Your parents suck, d'you wanna fuck?" that was just a bet between ravenclaws.
Ginny's, whom God had not given poetry skills, was something along the lines: "Your golden hair is like the sun, and they say in bed you're great fun. If you ever put gel, being vain, you'll never be handsome again" and ended with a kiss that infuriated Ron to no end.
Hermione was getting very exasperated, she wanted to go to the library:
"Oh, Ron, Harry! Come on, will you? I would like to go somewhere else."
"Then, go!" said Ron, equally exasperated "why won't you?"
Hermione looked sheepish "I want to see you two kiss him" She was a little embarrassed but she giggled "That's something I wouldn't miss for anything."
Silence.
"Soo.will you?"
"No, Mione, I won't kiss THAT."
"Afraid, Weasley?"
Zabini's sibilant and sexy voice filled the Hall. The Golden Three turned to him:
"What did you say, stupid?" spat Ron.
"Calm, Ron" whispered Hermione.
"I said you don't have the guts. But of course, what would the Weasel dare to do? He's the useless of the Golden Three!" said Zabini, maliciously. Pansy giggled behind him. Crabbe and Goyle laughed like idiots.
"Buy a forest and get lost in it, Zabini!" shouted Harry.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"roared Ron, not listening to Harry, much less to Mione.
Blaise looked at him with half-closed grass green eyes.
"I said you don't have the guts" he said, calmly.
"YOU THINK THAT?YOU THINK SO?" shouted Ron. And rushed forward.
"Ron, no!"shouted Hermione, in fear he hit someone in front of so many people. Ron ignored her.
"WHAT IS THIS, THEN?"this said, he jumped to the stone altar, leaned forward, and French-kissed Malfoy in front of the whole student body.
I don't have to tell you that that broke the ice to the non-gay guys of Hogwarts who, by little pecks, were getting over it.
And I don't have to tell you either that Ron was reminded of this moment for the rest of his life-it passed to his grandchildren-and a few years later, the moment still could make Harry and Blaise cry from laughing so hard.
A.N:I hope you liked it!! I had a great time writing it!!!
By the way, yeah, the poetry is crap. It has to be, you know;-)))