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Kuwabara's Struggle
A YYH Fanfiction
By surrealfilipina
Chapter 2 –Ghosts
Kuwabara was just a few blocks away from his home. Even though he wasn't really badly injured, Yusuke's words pierced him in a way that no punch could ever do.
He sighed deeply and kicked a rock. It rolled across the sidewalk.
"Damn you, Urameshi."cursed Kuwabara, "I don't get you at all. You can just say that kind of shit because you're better than everyone else and no one will ever mess around with you. 'Believe in yourself'? What a bunch of bullshit..."
He started to get the feeling that someone was watching him but he shrugged the feeling off.
"Must be those guys that want to fight me." thought Kuwabara, "Might as well get it over with."
As he turned around, his eyes met with a pair of deep pink ones. He quickly took a step back and noticed that it was girl. She had blue hair in a ponytail with 2 long strands by her face and wore a pink kimono. But it was not just any girl, she was floating in mid air!
His face turned purple as he became overwhelmed with fright.
"G-G-GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"screamed Kuwabara, as he ran off in the opposite direction, "I KNEW IT WAS A GHOST!! I KNEW IT WAS A GHOST!!!!!"
It came to his attention that he wasn't moving at all and that it was grabbing onto his collar.
"NOO! LET ME GOO! I DON'T WANT MY BALLS SUCKED OFF!" cried Kuwabara, "OH GOD! WHERE IS HE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?"
"What is up with humans today and ghosts? And who the hell started the rumor that ghosts will suck human boy's balls off? I must say, that's really nasty!" said the girl with light blue hair,"OH WILL YOU STOP RUNNING ALREADY, KUWABARA!?"
Kuwabara stopped and dropped to the floor, bowing millions of times to the girl.
"Please don't take my balls away! It's the only thing that makes me a man!" begged Kuwabara, as he continued to bow numerous times.
A young girl passed by and ran screaming to her mommy.
"Mommy! Mommy! That man is crazy!!! He said that a ghost would suck his balls off!" "Shh, sweetie! I'll get the policeman up ahead to take care of him. Now never say balls again okay?" "But mommy! I don't see any balls on him! Aren't balls those bouncy round things? I don't-" "Come along! Not another word out of you! Excuse me, Mr. Police man! There's a young man..."
"Oh dear." said the girl with the light blue hair, "It seems that this is a bad time"
"Oh god! Please not again!!" yelled Kuwabara as he clamped onto his balls with his hands.
"For the love of mercy, stop that! We'll meet again but don't freak out next time okay, Kuwabara? My name's Botan. I'll see you till then."
When Kuwabara looked up, she was gone. He had snot running down his face along with tears but he felt triumphant.
"That's right, ghost! Don't mess with the K-man!"
As he turned around, a policeman with a gun in his hand starred at Kuwabara.
"Put your hands in the air!" commanded the policeman, as he slowly walked towards Kuwabara, "You are under arrest for public disturbance!"
"But, sir-"
"No buts young man! You have until the count of 3. 1...2...."
Kuwabara immediately took off running. As he rounded the corner, he felt a sharp pain in his ass but figured that he had a cramp or he had to take a dump.
He continued to run, not knowing whether or not he was going to make it.
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Well that ends this chapter! I hoped you all enjoyed it! More reviews would be nice! XD!