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A/n: yeah chapter 2 my sister was beating me up today so I had to write it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yuu Yuu Hakusho, but I'm almost there. Also I don't own Dev, Cate, or Mjr.
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Kurama: I have a plan
Hiei, Dev, Yusuke, and Cate looked at Kurama.
Hiei: What?
Cate: Yes do tell please
Yusuke: Yeah and lets hurry I wanna play in the mud
Dev: You mean you want to see Cate and Okane wrestle in bikini's in the mud?
Yusuke: Of course not
Cate slaps Yusuke across the face. Yusuke rubs his sore cheek.
Yusuke: I said that's not what I wanted.
Cate: Yusuke I know you too well, and plus you said sarcastically.
Hiei looking annoyed: Shut up you two Kurama what's your plan?
Kurama: Um, well I forgot because my mind wandered to the mud wrestling ^_^
Everyone besides Kurama falls over anime style. Then everybody watches as Okane comes back into the house and changes into a bikini and then goes back to the mud.
Kurama screaming: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei laughing: Just go Kurama let all you're anger out on the PATD
Dev: ha ha Kurama's wife is cheating on him right in his face and not even caring.
Yusuke: Hey Cate just so you know we don't really need you so at anytime if you get fed up with all of this you can borrow one of Okane's bikini's and play in the mud.
Cate grabs his shirt, socks him in the face, lets him fall to the ground, and then spits on him.
Dev: Whoa, go Cate muscle woman right here folks.
Hiei looks away from the action and to Kurama who is watching Okane, Mjr, and the PATD very intently. Dev then also notices Kurama then moves her focus to Hiei who just looks at her and Shrugs.
Okane from the pile of mud waving: Come on Cate go put on a Bikini and get out here we will wrestle for the guys!!
Cate giving her cousin a sharp look before screaming back: What are you crazy that's mud m-u-d its watery dirt it's gross and I don't want to go you cant make me you pig-headed carcass whom I wish to not associate with at this point in time!!!!
Everyone stars at Cate thoroughly amazed that she actually is smart.
Yusuke getting up from the ground: Oh she's hot, feisty, sexy, and smart!!
Cate smacks him in the face again but he grabs her arm before it hits him.
Yusuke: And she is strong, but not stronger then me!! ^_^
Kurama is still staring evilly at the PATD and is totally oblivious to everything else that's going on around him. Hiei returns his attention to his best and first friend and is about ready to start a telepathic message to him. (A/n: Oh yeah and Telepathic messages )
Hiei What's wrong stop staring it's scaring the little children
Kurama She's my wife who is that prick I'm going to find out one way or another I must know where did he come from and what does he want with Okane?
Hiei And you're not going to pay any attention to me are you Kurama?
Kurama He might be a spy, but who does he work for, and what kind of excuse is I need a cup of sugar?
Hiei Kurama listen to me you need to snap out of it we'll think up a plan to figure it out okay Kurama, but first you need to know that Okane sent me a message saying that you don't need to worry she wont do anything stupid
Kurama finally out of his Trans looks Hiei straight in the eyes And what do you think Okane's definition of stupid is Hiei?
Hiei staring back at Kurama with the same concerned stare I don't think she has one
Kurama: Bingo and we have a winner
Cate, Dev, and Yusuke all look over to Kurama remembering that he exists.
Dev: I didn't know you were still here Kurama or you'd ever be brought back. Welcome this is a place called planet Earth and it's missed you a lot when you went on you're long journey to space!! ^_^
Yusuke: Okay Dev now that was just retarded,
Cate: Who are you calling retarded because the only retarded thing I see around here is you!!
Hiei, Kurama, and Dev: OH BURNNNNN
*Phone rings*
Everyone stops laughing and stares at the phone like it's the grim reaper. Dev being brave stands up and walks over to the phone then glances back at everyone, before gulping and answering it.
Dev: Hello
Person on the phone: Hello do you know who I am?
Dev: Uhm no
POTP: Well you should know me.
Dev: I'm sorry but I've never met anyone with your voice before
POTP: Well guess
Dev: I'm not a good guesser. I had to pick a number between 1 and 10 before and I picked pickle.
POTP laughing: Well that's quite a story. Is there anyone at home with you or are you alone?
Dev sarcastically: I'm alone
POTP: Good then no one will here you scream when I brutally beat you with the pointy end of my knife.
Dev almost wetting herself screams and drops the phone and runs for her dear life. Cate looks up from her newly started fight with Yusuke to watch Dev run right past her. Kurama and Hiei taking a break from their talking about their plan also stare as Dev runs towards the street. Okane sitting up from the mud with Mjr and the PATD see Dev run screaming.
Dev running into the street keeps screaming hoping the POTP is not chasing her. She closes her eyes and feels herself hit something hard and then fall to the ground unconscious. Everyone that saw what just happened flinches like they felt the pain too.
Kurama: Ouch
Hiei: Retard
Cate: Poor girl she's going to be so embarrassed when she wakes up.
Okane, Mjr, and PATD all get out of the mud and walk over to everyone else.
Mjr: She just messed up her face even more
PATD: What scared her so bad?
Person on the phone laughing: I think you should take her to the hospital.
Yusuke and Okane fall to the ground laughing and holding there sides at how stupid Dev looked when she hit the------
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A/n: Ha ha now that's a cliffy boy let me tell you I took me awhile to write this because I'm laughing so much at what I know but you don't know that she ran into, Ha I've done this once and my dog did it too!! ^_^ Anyway R/r please and I will love you. Feel free to flame and tell me that I suck too and then go read my other stories and flame them suckers to okay, okay, okay. Peace out I hope I'm not around when my sister reads this!! AHHHHH NOO DEV IM SORRY I HAD TO DO IT I WAS GOING NOWHERE WITH THIS STORY!!!!!!
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Disclaimer: I don't own Yuu Yuu Hakusho, but I'm almost there. Also I don't own Dev, Cate, or Mjr.
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Kurama: I have a plan
Hiei, Dev, Yusuke, and Cate looked at Kurama.
Hiei: What?
Cate: Yes do tell please
Yusuke: Yeah and lets hurry I wanna play in the mud
Dev: You mean you want to see Cate and Okane wrestle in bikini's in the mud?
Yusuke: Of course not
Cate slaps Yusuke across the face. Yusuke rubs his sore cheek.
Yusuke: I said that's not what I wanted.
Cate: Yusuke I know you too well, and plus you said sarcastically.
Hiei looking annoyed: Shut up you two Kurama what's your plan?
Kurama: Um, well I forgot because my mind wandered to the mud wrestling ^_^
Everyone besides Kurama falls over anime style. Then everybody watches as Okane comes back into the house and changes into a bikini and then goes back to the mud.
Kurama screaming: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei laughing: Just go Kurama let all you're anger out on the PATD
Dev: ha ha Kurama's wife is cheating on him right in his face and not even caring.
Yusuke: Hey Cate just so you know we don't really need you so at anytime if you get fed up with all of this you can borrow one of Okane's bikini's and play in the mud.
Cate grabs his shirt, socks him in the face, lets him fall to the ground, and then spits on him.
Dev: Whoa, go Cate muscle woman right here folks.
Hiei looks away from the action and to Kurama who is watching Okane, Mjr, and the PATD very intently. Dev then also notices Kurama then moves her focus to Hiei who just looks at her and Shrugs.
Okane from the pile of mud waving: Come on Cate go put on a Bikini and get out here we will wrestle for the guys!!
Cate giving her cousin a sharp look before screaming back: What are you crazy that's mud m-u-d its watery dirt it's gross and I don't want to go you cant make me you pig-headed carcass whom I wish to not associate with at this point in time!!!!
Everyone stars at Cate thoroughly amazed that she actually is smart.
Yusuke getting up from the ground: Oh she's hot, feisty, sexy, and smart!!
Cate smacks him in the face again but he grabs her arm before it hits him.
Yusuke: And she is strong, but not stronger then me!! ^_^
Kurama is still staring evilly at the PATD and is totally oblivious to everything else that's going on around him. Hiei returns his attention to his best and first friend and is about ready to start a telepathic message to him. (A/n: Oh yeah and Telepathic messages )
Hiei What's wrong stop staring it's scaring the little children
Kurama She's my wife who is that prick I'm going to find out one way or another I must know where did he come from and what does he want with Okane?
Hiei And you're not going to pay any attention to me are you Kurama?
Kurama He might be a spy, but who does he work for, and what kind of excuse is I need a cup of sugar?
Hiei Kurama listen to me you need to snap out of it we'll think up a plan to figure it out okay Kurama, but first you need to know that Okane sent me a message saying that you don't need to worry she wont do anything stupid
Kurama finally out of his Trans looks Hiei straight in the eyes And what do you think Okane's definition of stupid is Hiei?
Hiei staring back at Kurama with the same concerned stare I don't think she has one
Kurama: Bingo and we have a winner
Cate, Dev, and Yusuke all look over to Kurama remembering that he exists.
Dev: I didn't know you were still here Kurama or you'd ever be brought back. Welcome this is a place called planet Earth and it's missed you a lot when you went on you're long journey to space!! ^_^
Yusuke: Okay Dev now that was just retarded,
Cate: Who are you calling retarded because the only retarded thing I see around here is you!!
Hiei, Kurama, and Dev: OH BURNNNNN
*Phone rings*
Everyone stops laughing and stares at the phone like it's the grim reaper. Dev being brave stands up and walks over to the phone then glances back at everyone, before gulping and answering it.
Dev: Hello
Person on the phone: Hello do you know who I am?
Dev: Uhm no
POTP: Well you should know me.
Dev: I'm sorry but I've never met anyone with your voice before
POTP: Well guess
Dev: I'm not a good guesser. I had to pick a number between 1 and 10 before and I picked pickle.
POTP laughing: Well that's quite a story. Is there anyone at home with you or are you alone?
Dev sarcastically: I'm alone
POTP: Good then no one will here you scream when I brutally beat you with the pointy end of my knife.
Dev almost wetting herself screams and drops the phone and runs for her dear life. Cate looks up from her newly started fight with Yusuke to watch Dev run right past her. Kurama and Hiei taking a break from their talking about their plan also stare as Dev runs towards the street. Okane sitting up from the mud with Mjr and the PATD see Dev run screaming.
Dev running into the street keeps screaming hoping the POTP is not chasing her. She closes her eyes and feels herself hit something hard and then fall to the ground unconscious. Everyone that saw what just happened flinches like they felt the pain too.
Kurama: Ouch
Hiei: Retard
Cate: Poor girl she's going to be so embarrassed when she wakes up.
Okane, Mjr, and PATD all get out of the mud and walk over to everyone else.
Mjr: She just messed up her face even more
PATD: What scared her so bad?
Person on the phone laughing: I think you should take her to the hospital.
Yusuke and Okane fall to the ground laughing and holding there sides at how stupid Dev looked when she hit the------
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A/n: Ha ha now that's a cliffy boy let me tell you I took me awhile to write this because I'm laughing so much at what I know but you don't know that she ran into, Ha I've done this once and my dog did it too!! ^_^ Anyway R/r please and I will love you. Feel free to flame and tell me that I suck too and then go read my other stories and flame them suckers to okay, okay, okay. Peace out I hope I'm not around when my sister reads this!! AHHHHH NOO DEV IM SORRY I HAD TO DO IT I WAS GOING NOWHERE WITH THIS STORY!!!!!!
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