A/n: Yes chapter 3 WOOOO, finally, sorry it took me so long to update this I wasn't getting ANY reviews so I saw no need in it. But I'm bored so I'll write it. Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN YU YU HAKUSHO. LOUD ENOUGH FOR YA ALREADY GEEZZZ
Yusuke and Okane fall to the ground laughing and holding there sides at how stupid Dev looked when she hit the parked car.
Hiei laughing: She's gonna remember that when she wakes up
Potp: I really think you guys should take her to the hospital
Mjr: Who said that??
Everyone looks back at the phone which is lying on the ground.
Cate: I think the person on the phone scared her
Patd: No, my mom did. Walks over to the phone, picks it up and then starts talking
Okane hiding behind Kurama: We need to talk honey
Kurama: Yea we do who is that?
Okane: I don't know lets get pizza
Yusuke shouting: WOOOO pizza I want pizza
Cate hits Yusuke upside the head.
Yusuke rubbing his head: Ow will you stop doing that?
Cate: No we need to do stuff come, Grabs Yusuke and drags him away
Okane: NNNNOOOOOO where are you taking him?
Cate: AWAY
Yusuke struggling to get free: Why? No wahwahwah
Cate hits him over the head again: Shut up
Kurama waves to Cate: Thank you
Cate: You own meee
Okane: You own her???
Hiei and Mjr: I am lost
Patd: Why? No of course not. Yes she is but but b-b-b
Potp: You do it and you do it now do you understand??
Patd: Yes
Person at the door hangs up the phone and walks back to everybody
Mjr: Who was that?
Patd: uh...some guy that gives me money
Okane: And who gives you money
Hiei: I knew it you're a con artist
Patd: Actually no I'm the pizza boy
Everyone falls over anime style.
Okane mad: Okay wait I ordered that pizza about 48 minutes ago!!!!
Kurama: You ordered pizza???
Okane: Yes 48 minutes ago
Mjr: Okay who said it was the pizza guy???
Hiei: I believe that Yusuke said it was the pizza guy.
Everyone thinks back even though it's too hard because they all have short term memory
!#$FLASHBACK$#
Yusuke: Who's that kid?
Kurama: A spy
Dev: The big bad wolf
Mjr: My con suer
Hiei: The evil guy here to steal my oyster crackers
Cate: A dirty boy
Yusuke: Well I think it's the pizza man
!#$END FLASHBACK!#
Kurama: Well I guess we get to keep our money because Cate took him away.
Dev still unconscious: No I didn't steal your unicorn mister leprechaun
Everyone: O.o
Okane shouting: Yes you did give that leprechaun back his Unicorn Dev!!!!! Bad girl bad.
Okane walks over to Dev's limp body and kicks it screaming "BAD DEV BAD"
Kurama looking at Hiei: Why was I worried again?
Hiei shrugging: Because you thought your wife was having an affair with the pizza guy
Kurama: -.-' I didn't really want you to answer that
Hiei: sorry
Patd: well your pizza is still at the place I will go get it and don't worry about paying me
Hiei: What's your name??
Patd: Lloyd
Kurama and Hiei fall over laughing
Hiei: Sorry for giving you such a hard time man
Lloyd: No problem
Lloyd starts walking down to the parked car which Dev ran into.
Hiei looking back at Kurama: Why do you looked so worried?
Kurama nervously: Uh....you'll see.
Cate: Ready Yusuke??
Yusuke nods and they jump out from behind the car and jump the pizza guy. Soon after the Lloyd is lying in a pool of his own blood dead. Yusuke and Cate high five each other at their job well done.
Mjr: Ow that's gotta hurt
Hiei: I doubt he can feel it he is dead
Mjr: What? No I meant Okane and Dev
Kurama: -.-' I gotta go run from the cops now
Okane runs down the street laughing like a maniac: BAD DEV BAD GIVE THE LEPRECHAUN BACK HIS UNICORNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/n: Wow that was fun , I think that this is the last chapter if you want another chapter REVIEW and give me ideas cause I'm all out .