Hi! I was just wondering if people who like this story tell more people about this fic. I'm not getting a lot of reviews. * Sniff* I'm very sorry that I write very short chapters. I've never tried writing a fic so this is really my first time writing. So this chapter is pretty short. Briefly talks about whats happening at each others house and a very happy Christmas. VALENTINE'S DAY is coming. I'm goanna finish this chapter and then go to about 2 or more chapter till the gang is in Valentine's Day. Kouga however makes his stance! Oh yeah! Kikyo lovers should not read this fic. I am telling you this because I'm goanna make her die very fast and then when she dies she's going straigt to LA LA LAND! Oh yeah! Forget of the chapter Inspecter Gadget. I'm putting that idea in this chapter so I wish you a happy Valentine's day and this fic is in Christmas! *slaps himself on the face hard for that* Anyway, I hope you and all those out there a happy love life and have a nice time with your gf's and bf's. P.S. I heard people talk about PMS. What does it mean? I want to KNOW!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and all the characters. R.T. does. She better make Kikyo never to live on Earth or I'll be PISSED!!!
Chapter7: Happy Christmas Holiday and Miroku's Joke
It was 7'o'clock pm at Inuyasha's house as he was preparing on making Christmas dinner for Kagome. He had gave all the presents he bought and gave them to him family an hour ago since they had to leave for a trip and Sesshomaru was going out with Rin to the Bahamau's so he got the whole mansion to himself. He wrapped Kagome's present extreamly neat since it was for Kagome. Only Kagome can make it since her family was in Hawaii and her little brother went to his girlfriends house, Hitomi. Sango however had plans with Miroku to the movies. They planned it for weeks. When Inuyasha was still cooking he quickly made his favourite kind of noodle and made some more for Kagome. She loved ramen too. After he fnished cooking, he heard a ring. He went to get the door and saw Kagome standing there with a jacket and what seemed to be a dress that was skin tight. He nearly drooled. He invited her in and told her to wait on the couch. " I'll be right back, I'm cooking the dinner for tonight since my family is out. You can put your jacket to the coat rack and make yourself comfertable. My mom won't be here since she had an urgent trip to go with my dad." Inuyasha said as he was litterally drooling a little when Kagome took of her jacket. She wore a floresent skin tight dress with dabs of pink and blue (that Inuyasha gave her), some high heels, her hair was done into braids which looked fabulous, had a tint pink of mascara added and then some finishing earings that she had put on. He quickly slipped back into the kitchen and continued cooking. He was making oden, ramen, lobster with thym and garlic mixed with gravy, chicken wings fried to perfection, angelhair with chowder sauce, melted chocolate covered raisen cookied, buffolo wings with hot sauce, and a lots more. Inuyasha was a great cook even if he doesn't admit it. He uses his free time to have sex with the ladies but also cooks. He was the most nutorious playboy in the whole damn school and city. He never forgot the feeling when he reached his climax. It felt so releasing but doesn't help calm him down. When he got near Kagome, his heart just goes pumps faster and when she kissed him, it felt as if though he had reached his climax and released his seeds. But he has control over these things. Kagome was very special. He on the other hand was special in his own natural way. He was a Hanyou. A half-demon half-human. He was going to tell Kagome tonight during dinner and no one can stop him. He knows she might freak out but his love will be there to guide him. He quickly got out and put the dinner plates and everything out and sat beside Kagome. She was very shy today. She just sat there in silence while she ate. She didn't say a word and neither did Inuyasha.
After dinner, Inuyasha has washed all of the dishes and was sitting on his couch Kagome was sitting on. " Hey Kagome! Let unwrap our presents! This is goanna be cool. I got you something special and you probably need it a lot." Kagome just nodded and unwrapped her present. She stood there in aww as she looked at the scarf that was in her hands. It was a fleece scarf tha twas blue with snowflakes on it and then cute little bunnies. Kagome quickly got up and hugged Inuyasha with strenth she didn't even know. She apoligized and sat back down and handed her present to Inuyasha. He unwrapped his and stood there in aww as well. It was another scarf but was red with some images of flame. On the side with gold writing was "SexY DoG". He was so suprised. He got up and kissed Kagome on the lips. Kagome however was not stunned this time. She acted and opened her mouth when Inuyasha started licking her bottem lip for entrance. She fought for dominince but with no avail. Inuyasha how ever won the battle of tounge and pulled away for air. They sat there for a while and then Kagome started to speak, " Ummm.. Inuyasha.... I have something to tell you. It's a secret I kept from everyone even my family. Since I love you.... I want to tell you that I'm......." she trailed of, " I'm a...... Miko. I have the abillity to purify and shoot bolts of pink orbs that can be harmful to demons. I hope you don't freak out since I'm a Miko. If you hate me, I'll understand." Inuyasha stood there in aww. He couldn't believe that Kagome of all people was a Miko. She was always so plain and secretive. So thats why she doesn't talk to much people except for their friends.
"I have a confession too. I'm............ a Hanyou. I'm half-human and half-dog-demon. I know I look strange for my ears and hair and claws and my fangs. Please don't run away. I love you with all my heart. So this secret is out. I've only told Miroku and he is a Priest. My family knows since well.... I'm their son." Kagome stood there as calm as ever as she had been so shocked that she was a person he trusted. She just said " I love you " and went into Inuyasha's arms as he embraced her. They stoof there for a few minutes till Kagome got really tired. " Why don't we go into my room and you can sleep in my bed. Don't worry. I won't do anything when your so tired. I'm tired myself. So lets go." And with that said, Kagome and Inuyasha went into Inuyasha's room and slept with each others arms and company.
*~*~*~*~*~**~*~~*MeAn WhIlE wItH MiRoKu AnD SaNgO~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~*~
"I'll tell you a joke to prove that you can be a lesbian" said Miroku in a seductive voice.
"Sure... But you can try as hard as you want and you won't get me turning lesbianic." Sango said in a calm manner
"Okay! Here goes. Each time I say something say Inspecter Gadget. Okay?" Sango nodded. " What's your name?"
"Inspecter Gadget"
"What school you go to?"
"Inspecter Gadget"
"What song do you like?"
"Inspecter Gadget"
"What do you do to a girl when you see them?"
"Inspect-her-gadje............. MIROKU YOU SICK BASTARD!!!" said Sango as she telled so loud that the whole car almost blew up.
*SLAP* *CRACK* *BOOM* *KICK*
" Hehhehehehe.... I guess I deserved that " said Miroku as he slid down in pain.
~End Chapter~
How'd you like it? The joke is kind of funny once you get it. So I'll ^date as soon as I can. STUPID FUCKING TEACHERS. WHAT IS THIS..... THE WEEK OF DOOM? GIVE US SO MuCH DAMN HOMEWORK LIKE WE'RE SOME DOGS. Hmm I don't mind beging a dog as long as I'm a dog demon like Inuyasha :D CHOW and Sienara!
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Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and all the characters. R.T. does. She better make Kikyo never to live on Earth or I'll be PISSED!!!
Chapter7: Happy Christmas Holiday and Miroku's Joke
It was 7'o'clock pm at Inuyasha's house as he was preparing on making Christmas dinner for Kagome. He had gave all the presents he bought and gave them to him family an hour ago since they had to leave for a trip and Sesshomaru was going out with Rin to the Bahamau's so he got the whole mansion to himself. He wrapped Kagome's present extreamly neat since it was for Kagome. Only Kagome can make it since her family was in Hawaii and her little brother went to his girlfriends house, Hitomi. Sango however had plans with Miroku to the movies. They planned it for weeks. When Inuyasha was still cooking he quickly made his favourite kind of noodle and made some more for Kagome. She loved ramen too. After he fnished cooking, he heard a ring. He went to get the door and saw Kagome standing there with a jacket and what seemed to be a dress that was skin tight. He nearly drooled. He invited her in and told her to wait on the couch. " I'll be right back, I'm cooking the dinner for tonight since my family is out. You can put your jacket to the coat rack and make yourself comfertable. My mom won't be here since she had an urgent trip to go with my dad." Inuyasha said as he was litterally drooling a little when Kagome took of her jacket. She wore a floresent skin tight dress with dabs of pink and blue (that Inuyasha gave her), some high heels, her hair was done into braids which looked fabulous, had a tint pink of mascara added and then some finishing earings that she had put on. He quickly slipped back into the kitchen and continued cooking. He was making oden, ramen, lobster with thym and garlic mixed with gravy, chicken wings fried to perfection, angelhair with chowder sauce, melted chocolate covered raisen cookied, buffolo wings with hot sauce, and a lots more. Inuyasha was a great cook even if he doesn't admit it. He uses his free time to have sex with the ladies but also cooks. He was the most nutorious playboy in the whole damn school and city. He never forgot the feeling when he reached his climax. It felt so releasing but doesn't help calm him down. When he got near Kagome, his heart just goes pumps faster and when she kissed him, it felt as if though he had reached his climax and released his seeds. But he has control over these things. Kagome was very special. He on the other hand was special in his own natural way. He was a Hanyou. A half-demon half-human. He was going to tell Kagome tonight during dinner and no one can stop him. He knows she might freak out but his love will be there to guide him. He quickly got out and put the dinner plates and everything out and sat beside Kagome. She was very shy today. She just sat there in silence while she ate. She didn't say a word and neither did Inuyasha.
After dinner, Inuyasha has washed all of the dishes and was sitting on his couch Kagome was sitting on. " Hey Kagome! Let unwrap our presents! This is goanna be cool. I got you something special and you probably need it a lot." Kagome just nodded and unwrapped her present. She stood there in aww as she looked at the scarf that was in her hands. It was a fleece scarf tha twas blue with snowflakes on it and then cute little bunnies. Kagome quickly got up and hugged Inuyasha with strenth she didn't even know. She apoligized and sat back down and handed her present to Inuyasha. He unwrapped his and stood there in aww as well. It was another scarf but was red with some images of flame. On the side with gold writing was "SexY DoG". He was so suprised. He got up and kissed Kagome on the lips. Kagome however was not stunned this time. She acted and opened her mouth when Inuyasha started licking her bottem lip for entrance. She fought for dominince but with no avail. Inuyasha how ever won the battle of tounge and pulled away for air. They sat there for a while and then Kagome started to speak, " Ummm.. Inuyasha.... I have something to tell you. It's a secret I kept from everyone even my family. Since I love you.... I want to tell you that I'm......." she trailed of, " I'm a...... Miko. I have the abillity to purify and shoot bolts of pink orbs that can be harmful to demons. I hope you don't freak out since I'm a Miko. If you hate me, I'll understand." Inuyasha stood there in aww. He couldn't believe that Kagome of all people was a Miko. She was always so plain and secretive. So thats why she doesn't talk to much people except for their friends.
"I have a confession too. I'm............ a Hanyou. I'm half-human and half-dog-demon. I know I look strange for my ears and hair and claws and my fangs. Please don't run away. I love you with all my heart. So this secret is out. I've only told Miroku and he is a Priest. My family knows since well.... I'm their son." Kagome stood there as calm as ever as she had been so shocked that she was a person he trusted. She just said " I love you " and went into Inuyasha's arms as he embraced her. They stoof there for a few minutes till Kagome got really tired. " Why don't we go into my room and you can sleep in my bed. Don't worry. I won't do anything when your so tired. I'm tired myself. So lets go." And with that said, Kagome and Inuyasha went into Inuyasha's room and slept with each others arms and company.
*~*~*~*~*~**~*~~*MeAn WhIlE wItH MiRoKu AnD SaNgO~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~*~
"I'll tell you a joke to prove that you can be a lesbian" said Miroku in a seductive voice.
"Sure... But you can try as hard as you want and you won't get me turning lesbianic." Sango said in a calm manner
"Okay! Here goes. Each time I say something say Inspecter Gadget. Okay?" Sango nodded. " What's your name?"
"Inspecter Gadget"
"What school you go to?"
"Inspecter Gadget"
"What song do you like?"
"Inspecter Gadget"
"What do you do to a girl when you see them?"
"Inspect-her-gadje............. MIROKU YOU SICK BASTARD!!!" said Sango as she telled so loud that the whole car almost blew up.
*SLAP* *CRACK* *BOOM* *KICK*
" Hehhehehehe.... I guess I deserved that " said Miroku as he slid down in pain.
~End Chapter~
How'd you like it? The joke is kind of funny once you get it. So I'll ^date as soon as I can. STUPID FUCKING TEACHERS. WHAT IS THIS..... THE WEEK OF DOOM? GIVE US SO MuCH DAMN HOMEWORK LIKE WE'RE SOME DOGS. Hmm I don't mind beging a dog as long as I'm a dog demon like Inuyasha :D CHOW and Sienara!
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