Aragorn the Croc Hunter
Episode 3
A/N I know it's been ages. I've not had the time. I promise you, this should be funny. Something strange arrives in Middle Earth. They like to eat flesh, theirs is rotten. What could they be? Let's watch Aragorn find out.
Episode 3: The Zombies.
Aragorn steps lightly into a clearing. "Hello again. I'm not sure what I'm after today. Elrond wasn't quite specific in the details." A rotten- type stench reaches his nose. "EW!! Smells worse than Gimme! Uh, I mean Gimli!"
A low moan is heard; the bushes behind Aragorn rustle. Out stagger two zombies.
"What the...? Is that you hobbits, trying to scare me?"
Curious, a zombie steps closer to Aragorn. He then politely bites a chunk of Aragorn's arm off.
Screaming like a girly-man, Aragorn climbs the nearest tree. "Elrond must REALLY want me dead. I don't even know what those things are!"
A couple of gunshots ring out int he clearing. Aragorn, not knowing what they are, believe the Sky God is angry at him.
"Oh, Sky God! What did I do to you?!" he cries to the sky. After thinking for a minute, he answers his own question. "Oh, that's right. I made all those fires and polluted the air. I'M SO SORRY SKY GOD!"
Just then a man runs into the clearing. He is about 5'11" with black hair and a handcuff clinging to his wrist. He proceeds to shoot the zombies dead.
Aragorn, scared for his life, clings madly to the tree truck. "Great, now the Sky God has sent an evil man-like being with a Thunder Shooter to kill me." he mutters. He presses himself against the tree to make himself less visible.
The man ignores him and leaves.
After an hour, Aragorn climbs down from the tree and deftly tags the zombies. Or, as he calls them, arm Munchers.
"I want a Thunder Shooter." he mutters, kicking the ground.
An announcer-guy cuts him off. "Join us next time as Aragorn deals with Hobbits."
A picture of the man with the Thunder Shooter appears on-screen. A gruff voice says, "This man is dangerous. His name is Billy Coen. He has murdered 23 innocent people and countless zombies. If you have any information of his whereabouts, please call 1-800-I-just-saw-that-guy-on- the-TV-with-a-Thunder-Shooter-and-he-kills-people-so-now-I'm-calling-to- tell-someone."
TV fuzz appears on the TV.
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A/N Also, be on the lookout for Shopping With Elrond. It'll be up as soon as I can get it up.
Episode 3
A/N I know it's been ages. I've not had the time. I promise you, this should be funny. Something strange arrives in Middle Earth. They like to eat flesh, theirs is rotten. What could they be? Let's watch Aragorn find out.
Episode 3: The Zombies.
Aragorn steps lightly into a clearing. "Hello again. I'm not sure what I'm after today. Elrond wasn't quite specific in the details." A rotten- type stench reaches his nose. "EW!! Smells worse than Gimme! Uh, I mean Gimli!"
A low moan is heard; the bushes behind Aragorn rustle. Out stagger two zombies.
"What the...? Is that you hobbits, trying to scare me?"
Curious, a zombie steps closer to Aragorn. He then politely bites a chunk of Aragorn's arm off.
Screaming like a girly-man, Aragorn climbs the nearest tree. "Elrond must REALLY want me dead. I don't even know what those things are!"
A couple of gunshots ring out int he clearing. Aragorn, not knowing what they are, believe the Sky God is angry at him.
"Oh, Sky God! What did I do to you?!" he cries to the sky. After thinking for a minute, he answers his own question. "Oh, that's right. I made all those fires and polluted the air. I'M SO SORRY SKY GOD!"
Just then a man runs into the clearing. He is about 5'11" with black hair and a handcuff clinging to his wrist. He proceeds to shoot the zombies dead.
Aragorn, scared for his life, clings madly to the tree truck. "Great, now the Sky God has sent an evil man-like being with a Thunder Shooter to kill me." he mutters. He presses himself against the tree to make himself less visible.
The man ignores him and leaves.
After an hour, Aragorn climbs down from the tree and deftly tags the zombies. Or, as he calls them, arm Munchers.
"I want a Thunder Shooter." he mutters, kicking the ground.
An announcer-guy cuts him off. "Join us next time as Aragorn deals with Hobbits."
A picture of the man with the Thunder Shooter appears on-screen. A gruff voice says, "This man is dangerous. His name is Billy Coen. He has murdered 23 innocent people and countless zombies. If you have any information of his whereabouts, please call 1-800-I-just-saw-that-guy-on- the-TV-with-a-Thunder-Shooter-and-he-kills-people-so-now-I'm-calling-to- tell-someone."
TV fuzz appears on the TV.
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A/N Also, be on the lookout for Shopping With Elrond. It'll be up as soon as I can get it up.