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Day 2: First I would like to explain that I am actually a Sith lady, not a 'lord'.
7:30 am. I feel the dark side flowing into me, filling me with the power of a Sith. I know it's time to get up.but I don't want to. Darth Maul, I sense, is downstairs. Zsinj is back in the dog crate, sleeping. My mind reaches out to see where that danged elf, Haldir, is. He wasn't outside, or downstairs. I directed my senses to the upper level of the two story house we all shared, where I was. Yes, he's up here alright, but why did he feel so close? My physical senses wake up and I feel someone in bed next to me. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed when I opened my eyes. "Get out of my bed you sicko! Out! Out! Out! What in Kessel's bloody name are you doing in my room!"
"I felt that you need closer watching at night than you do in the morning." Haldir replied lamely.
"I don't need watching, you Peedunkee Sleemo!"
"You have been speaking in your sleep." he said still in my bed, holding me closer, and looking me in the eye. "You call for me in your sleep. I have only answered." "You didn't do anything to me, did you?" I asked skeptically. "I didn't invade your space outside of what I am doing now." "Some Sith you are." Maul's voice said. "Our master would be disgusted if he saw you now." "Believe me, dear brother, I'm already disgusted."
8:30 am Maul and I are meditating on the way of the Sith. This is some thing we do daily for an hour.
9:30 am After honing our skills in the force for a half hour I leave for work at the local library. Haldir follows me. "Go away." I tell him. "No." "Leave!" "No" You are probably wondering, why I don't shoot him down with force lightning as any Sith should? The reason is Elves are not force sensitive. You can feel them but it doesn't effect them.
5:00pm All I've done since 9:30 is work.and argue with Haldir about why or why not he should follow me around all day. So far I'm losing.
5:45 I finally make it home. But I am still arguing with Haldir. Zsinj is out of his cage, drat. "What is He doing out of his cage!!!" Maul looks up from the holonet terminal and shrugs. Maul doesn't care about who gets locked up or not. He cares if I'm not being 'Sith' enough. "Get back in your cage!" I yell at Zsinj. "You can't make me." Zsinj replies and walks to the fridge. Ahhh. At last. A chance to use the darkside! Reaching out with the force, I dragged Zsinj away from the refrigerator and locked him back in the dog crate. Then I made dinner.
7:00 pm Maul, Haldir, and I fight over what we are going to watch tonight. Maul wants to watch The Mummy. I want to watch Attack of the Clones. Haldir wants to watch himself. (Second disk of the special edition LotR movies FotR and TTT) Maul won, so we watched The Mummy.
9:00 pm I head for my room, tired with all the arguing I've done today, for a nice dreamless sleep. But it was not to be. That danged elf followed me into my room again. "Why in Kessel's name do you insist on following me?" I demanded. "Why do you keep calling me in your sleep?" "I don't know. Just don't answer. Goodnight."
A/N: any ideas for a weekend activity, any needed explainations? Send an e- mail to me at twolf_hawk_1832_656@yahoo.com As always, review please.
Day 2: First I would like to explain that I am actually a Sith lady, not a 'lord'.
7:30 am. I feel the dark side flowing into me, filling me with the power of a Sith. I know it's time to get up.but I don't want to. Darth Maul, I sense, is downstairs. Zsinj is back in the dog crate, sleeping. My mind reaches out to see where that danged elf, Haldir, is. He wasn't outside, or downstairs. I directed my senses to the upper level of the two story house we all shared, where I was. Yes, he's up here alright, but why did he feel so close? My physical senses wake up and I feel someone in bed next to me. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed when I opened my eyes. "Get out of my bed you sicko! Out! Out! Out! What in Kessel's bloody name are you doing in my room!"
"I felt that you need closer watching at night than you do in the morning." Haldir replied lamely.
"I don't need watching, you Peedunkee Sleemo!"
"You have been speaking in your sleep." he said still in my bed, holding me closer, and looking me in the eye. "You call for me in your sleep. I have only answered." "You didn't do anything to me, did you?" I asked skeptically. "I didn't invade your space outside of what I am doing now." "Some Sith you are." Maul's voice said. "Our master would be disgusted if he saw you now." "Believe me, dear brother, I'm already disgusted."
8:30 am Maul and I are meditating on the way of the Sith. This is some thing we do daily for an hour.
9:30 am After honing our skills in the force for a half hour I leave for work at the local library. Haldir follows me. "Go away." I tell him. "No." "Leave!" "No" You are probably wondering, why I don't shoot him down with force lightning as any Sith should? The reason is Elves are not force sensitive. You can feel them but it doesn't effect them.
5:00pm All I've done since 9:30 is work.and argue with Haldir about why or why not he should follow me around all day. So far I'm losing.
5:45 I finally make it home. But I am still arguing with Haldir. Zsinj is out of his cage, drat. "What is He doing out of his cage!!!" Maul looks up from the holonet terminal and shrugs. Maul doesn't care about who gets locked up or not. He cares if I'm not being 'Sith' enough. "Get back in your cage!" I yell at Zsinj. "You can't make me." Zsinj replies and walks to the fridge. Ahhh. At last. A chance to use the darkside! Reaching out with the force, I dragged Zsinj away from the refrigerator and locked him back in the dog crate. Then I made dinner.
7:00 pm Maul, Haldir, and I fight over what we are going to watch tonight. Maul wants to watch The Mummy. I want to watch Attack of the Clones. Haldir wants to watch himself. (Second disk of the special edition LotR movies FotR and TTT) Maul won, so we watched The Mummy.
9:00 pm I head for my room, tired with all the arguing I've done today, for a nice dreamless sleep. But it was not to be. That danged elf followed me into my room again. "Why in Kessel's name do you insist on following me?" I demanded. "Why do you keep calling me in your sleep?" "I don't know. Just don't answer. Goodnight."
A/N: any ideas for a weekend activity, any needed explainations? Send an e- mail to me at twolf_hawk_1832_656@yahoo.com As always, review please.