Disclaimer: like the last chapters only adding Veggie Tales (and all things
associated) to the list. Still don't own Earth.yet
Day 3
Saturday 7:30
I hate getting up in the morning, I thought to myself as I lay in bed; hoping the weight across my stomach was just a bunched up blanket. I opened one eye then shut it again and groaned; it wasn't a blanket it was an arm. "I know you are awake," the owner of the arm spoke. "Get up." "Get your arm off of me and get out of my room." I replied to my every day annoyance, Haldir. Haldir the annoying elf of Lothlórien, I thought in my mind. "Why should I?" "Because I'll. Shit I keep forgetting you elves are not affected by the force." Haldir looked smug. Then I got an idea, a wonderfully horrible awful idea. Both Maul and Haldir are sick of Veggie tales. I want to watch Veggie tales. (A/N: Hey a Sith can do anything they want, including watching Veggie tales whenever they want.) I will bide my time first. I shall start with singing. "Good morning George how are you? I hope you're feeling fine. I'd like to stay and talk but it's almost 8 o'clock and I haven't got the time" (A/N: From Rack, Shak, and Benny, for all you non veggie fans out there. *coughjedicough*) That being sung, I got out of bed after shoving the elf out, and went downstairs.
8:30 Maul and I recite the code of the Sith before meditation "I am the haunter of the embracing dark. I am the bringer of fear. I am the scorner of peace and tranquility. I ride the storm cloud and the night! I seek to crush the commonplace. I seek to strike terror in every heart. I know no passion or pity. I seek to be Sith, in all its manifestations..." Then we meditate. Meditating on the darkside *deep breath and slow exhale* I love it so.
I don't think Haldir likes being around us when we say the code. He always mutters something about a Morgoth, or Melkor.
9:30 I grab my blaster and dual bladed lightsaber and head out side with Darth Maul for a nice session of saber practice. We take turns using the blaster and shoot at the other. This is to 1) work on our aim *for the one with the blaster*, and 2) help us to deflect well aimed blaster shots. We seem to be very lucky as no one from the government has found out about us yet. Haldir watches us from a 'safe' distance in a tree.
10:00 Maul and I always practice for an hour on weekends. Unfortunately I felt like staying home and lying around doing nothing *nothing but watch Veggie Tales that is* So singing "The Pirates Who Don't do Anything" I went inside and put in Jonah. Then I proceeded to put the volume all the way up, and sing along with the songs and say all the lines in the movie. Fortunately nobody but I can drive the car, and Maul's swoop bike is in need of repairs. *Let's just say an anonymous person got hold of someone's bow and a few arrows and decided to play 'Warrior on the War Path', pretending that the swoop was a sheriff and his horse and hit the engine with an arrow. Thus causing the unnamed person to be in deep Bantha poodoo with Darth Maul and the other person who owned the bow* (co-A/N-H: If you ever do that. A/N-W: It's a story. It's not like I'm actually going to do it. *smiles innocently* co-A/N-H: *skeptical* Right.) Anyway, as I was saying, they had nowhere to go and were forced to put up my loud singing. ^_^
1:30 We've had lunch and finished the movie. If you were wondering where Zsinj is, don't. I used a very heavy dose of sedative on him when I got downstairs. Now I'm just gonna veg in the woods in my backyard and sleep/meditate. Or so I thought.
"Where do you think you are going?" came the voice of the obnoxious elf from behind me as I was about to open the door. "Outside. Do you have a problem with that?" "No." "Good," I replied and left the building. I got behind the house before I remembered to look behind me *elf problem*. To my relief, he didn't follow me, and I went to my favorite spot in the forest. It's strange how that this very place is where I first found Haldir. That wasn't the most pleasant of experiences for me. I sat down and lost myself to the memory.
**** I was sitting on the ground, meditating, when I felt a strong disturbance in the force. I closed my eyes and focused on finding what had caused this disturbance, hoping the Jedi hadn't found this planet yet. It didn't feel like a Jedi.it felt old but strong. I continued to probe with the force. I felt it was a humanoid of some sort. I heard a rustling in the background as I continued to force probe, but paid it no mind. I followed its direction as the creature moved. It was heading towards me! I grabbed my lightsaber and stood up, only to find and arrow in my face. I regarded the 'man' in front of me. He was taller than me, and *I'm so ashamed to admit this but* was really hot. *not that I'd tell him now* Finally he spoke, "What is a woman doing alone in the forest?" he lowered his bow. "I'm not alone," I replied and tapped my lightsaber. "Who are you and what are you doing here?" "Your name first, and that stick you carry is not a companion." I ignited one end of my saber, "I asked you your name first. This 'stick' is a lightsaber and can easily cut you in two." The person before me did not look impressed. "If you must be stubborn about it," he said with a mock sigh. "I am Haldir of Lothlórien." I almost laughed, that was the name of the creepy elf that dissed Gimli, but I didn't though because he looked like he meant it. "I am Darth Warious of the Empire," I said with a mock salute. "Why do you call yourself the name of a fictional character?" "This is my real name." Haldir replied. This resulted in one of my classic moments of immaturity, until Darth Maul came and stopped me from being more stupid. ****
3:30 "I thought you might be here." I growled in annoyance and replied, "I come out here to be alone. Now leave." Haldir sat down next to me. "That's not leaving," I stated looking straight ahead. "You've been out here for two hours now." "So?" I asked sounding bored. "I thought you might want to know." "How long have you been with us?" I asked Haldir. "Two and a half years. Why?" "I was just wondering." *crickets chirping* "You're still here," I stated. I saw him nod out of the corner of my eye. "Why haven't you left?" "Why should I leave?" He countered. "Because I am Pharaoh and my word is law," I retorted with mock superiority. "You are not Pharaoh." "But my word is law anyway." "Keep dreaming."
5:00 We're still there in the woods on the ground. I've fallen asleep on my companion, though it was very unintentional. "Come on Warious, time to go inside," I heard a voice calling to me. I stirred. "Get up or I'm carrying you inside," the voice came again; but for some reason I could not bring myself to consciousness. *I was hearing through the force* I suddenly could see out side of my body. I saw Haldir pick me up and go inside. I followed and saw Maul come up to Haldir who was still holding my body. I felt Maul reach out to me with the force. I replied I heard Maul tell Haldir to place my body in bed and see how I was in the morning.
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A/N: Can you stand the suspense? As always, review please. Thank you to the inspiration of, Elf with a lightsaber, for giving me the idea to show my love of Veggie Tales.
Day 3
Saturday 7:30
I hate getting up in the morning, I thought to myself as I lay in bed; hoping the weight across my stomach was just a bunched up blanket. I opened one eye then shut it again and groaned; it wasn't a blanket it was an arm. "I know you are awake," the owner of the arm spoke. "Get up." "Get your arm off of me and get out of my room." I replied to my every day annoyance, Haldir. Haldir the annoying elf of Lothlórien, I thought in my mind. "Why should I?" "Because I'll. Shit I keep forgetting you elves are not affected by the force." Haldir looked smug. Then I got an idea, a wonderfully horrible awful idea. Both Maul and Haldir are sick of Veggie tales. I want to watch Veggie tales. (A/N: Hey a Sith can do anything they want, including watching Veggie tales whenever they want.) I will bide my time first. I shall start with singing. "Good morning George how are you? I hope you're feeling fine. I'd like to stay and talk but it's almost 8 o'clock and I haven't got the time" (A/N: From Rack, Shak, and Benny, for all you non veggie fans out there. *coughjedicough*) That being sung, I got out of bed after shoving the elf out, and went downstairs.
8:30 Maul and I recite the code of the Sith before meditation "I am the haunter of the embracing dark. I am the bringer of fear. I am the scorner of peace and tranquility. I ride the storm cloud and the night! I seek to crush the commonplace. I seek to strike terror in every heart. I know no passion or pity. I seek to be Sith, in all its manifestations..." Then we meditate. Meditating on the darkside *deep breath and slow exhale* I love it so.
I don't think Haldir likes being around us when we say the code. He always mutters something about a Morgoth, or Melkor.
9:30 I grab my blaster and dual bladed lightsaber and head out side with Darth Maul for a nice session of saber practice. We take turns using the blaster and shoot at the other. This is to 1) work on our aim *for the one with the blaster*, and 2) help us to deflect well aimed blaster shots. We seem to be very lucky as no one from the government has found out about us yet. Haldir watches us from a 'safe' distance in a tree.
10:00 Maul and I always practice for an hour on weekends. Unfortunately I felt like staying home and lying around doing nothing *nothing but watch Veggie Tales that is* So singing "The Pirates Who Don't do Anything" I went inside and put in Jonah. Then I proceeded to put the volume all the way up, and sing along with the songs and say all the lines in the movie. Fortunately nobody but I can drive the car, and Maul's swoop bike is in need of repairs. *Let's just say an anonymous person got hold of someone's bow and a few arrows and decided to play 'Warrior on the War Path', pretending that the swoop was a sheriff and his horse and hit the engine with an arrow. Thus causing the unnamed person to be in deep Bantha poodoo with Darth Maul and the other person who owned the bow* (co-A/N-H: If you ever do that. A/N-W: It's a story. It's not like I'm actually going to do it. *smiles innocently* co-A/N-H: *skeptical* Right.) Anyway, as I was saying, they had nowhere to go and were forced to put up my loud singing. ^_^
1:30 We've had lunch and finished the movie. If you were wondering where Zsinj is, don't. I used a very heavy dose of sedative on him when I got downstairs. Now I'm just gonna veg in the woods in my backyard and sleep/meditate. Or so I thought.
"Where do you think you are going?" came the voice of the obnoxious elf from behind me as I was about to open the door. "Outside. Do you have a problem with that?" "No." "Good," I replied and left the building. I got behind the house before I remembered to look behind me *elf problem*. To my relief, he didn't follow me, and I went to my favorite spot in the forest. It's strange how that this very place is where I first found Haldir. That wasn't the most pleasant of experiences for me. I sat down and lost myself to the memory.
**** I was sitting on the ground, meditating, when I felt a strong disturbance in the force. I closed my eyes and focused on finding what had caused this disturbance, hoping the Jedi hadn't found this planet yet. It didn't feel like a Jedi.it felt old but strong. I continued to probe with the force. I felt it was a humanoid of some sort. I heard a rustling in the background as I continued to force probe, but paid it no mind. I followed its direction as the creature moved. It was heading towards me! I grabbed my lightsaber and stood up, only to find and arrow in my face. I regarded the 'man' in front of me. He was taller than me, and *I'm so ashamed to admit this but* was really hot. *not that I'd tell him now* Finally he spoke, "What is a woman doing alone in the forest?" he lowered his bow. "I'm not alone," I replied and tapped my lightsaber. "Who are you and what are you doing here?" "Your name first, and that stick you carry is not a companion." I ignited one end of my saber, "I asked you your name first. This 'stick' is a lightsaber and can easily cut you in two." The person before me did not look impressed. "If you must be stubborn about it," he said with a mock sigh. "I am Haldir of Lothlórien." I almost laughed, that was the name of the creepy elf that dissed Gimli, but I didn't though because he looked like he meant it. "I am Darth Warious of the Empire," I said with a mock salute. "Why do you call yourself the name of a fictional character?" "This is my real name." Haldir replied. This resulted in one of my classic moments of immaturity, until Darth Maul came and stopped me from being more stupid. ****
3:30 "I thought you might be here." I growled in annoyance and replied, "I come out here to be alone. Now leave." Haldir sat down next to me. "That's not leaving," I stated looking straight ahead. "You've been out here for two hours now." "So?" I asked sounding bored. "I thought you might want to know." "How long have you been with us?" I asked Haldir. "Two and a half years. Why?" "I was just wondering." *crickets chirping* "You're still here," I stated. I saw him nod out of the corner of my eye. "Why haven't you left?" "Why should I leave?" He countered. "Because I am Pharaoh and my word is law," I retorted with mock superiority. "You are not Pharaoh." "But my word is law anyway." "Keep dreaming."
5:00 We're still there in the woods on the ground. I've fallen asleep on my companion, though it was very unintentional. "Come on Warious, time to go inside," I heard a voice calling to me. I stirred. "Get up or I'm carrying you inside," the voice came again; but for some reason I could not bring myself to consciousness. *I was hearing through the force* I suddenly could see out side of my body. I saw Haldir pick me up and go inside. I followed and saw Maul come up to Haldir who was still holding my body. I felt Maul reach out to me with the force. I replied I heard Maul tell Haldir to place my body in bed and see how I was in the morning.
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A/N: Can you stand the suspense? As always, review please. Thank you to the inspiration of, Elf with a lightsaber, for giving me the idea to show my love of Veggie Tales.