A/N: Traditional disclaimer.
Warning that there is some slight 'romance' scenes.
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Day 5 Monday
I'm having a dream.
The first thing I can remember is being Larry Boy's new sidekick. (A/N: Larry Boy is Veggie Tales for those of you who didn't know.) We were searching for the new threat to Bumblyburg. I can't remember what it was now, but it was big and evil. I'm not talking typical Sith 'evil'. This is full blown would-even-make-a-Sith-pee-his-pants evil. All of a sudden Larry Boy and Bumblyburg were no longer there. I was in a place that resembled the inside of a human body: Very dark red and wet inside. The above mentioned creature had me in its claws and was bringing me up to its eyelevel. Its eyes blazed with fire and resembled a depiction of Sauron I once saw. Then, after it looked me over, through me into its mouth and as it was about to clamp down with its massive teeth I...
3:45am
My eyes flew open as I tried not to gasp. I looked to see what I was clinging to. I'll bet you can guess. He's become predictable enough.
I was clinging to Haldir's body and even though I registered this I didn't let go of him, I was too freaked from that dream to let go. He had one arm around me keeping me to him even if I had let go.
He said something I couldn't understand. At my confused expression he turned on his side to face me. "Is something wrong?"
I know this sounds pathetically girly but, I shuddered and clung tighter, burring my face into his chest. Then noticed he wasn't wearing a shirt. Fascinating to see someone's upper body with out on giant tattoo on it *coughmaulcough*
"Could you please loosen your grip?" Haldir asked with probably more patience than I would have had.
I shook my still buried face 'no' but lessened my grip anyway.
"Will you tell me why you have latched yourself onto me at this time of night?"
"Bad dream," I mumbled.
He waited for me to explain, I sensed. So removing my head from its hiding place, I told him my dream and gave what detail could remember. After I finished telling him my dream, I remembered the horror of that creature and went to hide my face again but Haldir stopped me.
"You will be fine; it was only a dream and it cannot hurt you."
I scoffed and remembered other dreams that I and Darth Maul had that came to nearly kill us, but then none of those dreams were scary. "Oh yes they can," I replied and told him about a dream battle both Maul and I had simultaneously, where we faced off against an old dark Lord of the Sith and both still had the physical scars to prove it.
He seemed to not have a counter for this and lay on his back again.
4:50 am
I finally calmed down and attempted to let go of Haldir, but soon found that I could not. I had thought that he was sleeping but the fact that I was still trying to get away from him seemed to amuse him. "Why do you insist on fighting what you feel?"
"What, in Kessel's name, do you mean?"
"You like me. First you kiss me instead of trying to kill me like you promised. Next you feel free to cling to me after you wake up from a 'bad dream' in the middle of the night. Then you continue to hold on to me as you try to calm down. Will you not admit that you like me?"
"Haldir, I really need to change my position if I'm ever going to get back to sleep. I'm not going to admit to anything that my cause me pain in the future and finally I'm going to be very cranky with you in the morning if I don't get sleep now."
Reluctantly, he let me go and I turned on my side away from him. As soon as I closed my eyes I felt his arm circle around my waist. 'Whatever' I thought and went right to sleep.
7:30 am
"Warious," I heard a voice call, "time to wake up." I turned on my back, about to reply when Haldir kissed me.
"That is disgusting," I stated when he stopped. Then brought his head back down to mine and kissed him.
"If kissing is so horrible for you why did you kiss me?" Haldir countered then kissed me again.
"That was a total movie scene. Like James Bond or something." I thought out loud. "Kissing feels better than it looks I guess."
We were about to kiss again when a voice interrupted us.
"Warious, what are you doing with Haldir?"
I pushed Haldir away from me and rolled onto the floor before replying. "Nothing Maul, nothing important."
Maul gave each of us a suspicious glance before leaving.
After Maul had got downstairs I said, "Well, um, I'm gonna have breakfast," and attempted my escape but Haldir caught me by my arm and pulled me to him.
"Not yet," He said then kissed me,*again*.
"Don't come between me and breakfast you koochoo elf."
9:30 am
Maul and I finished our sithly activities and I began my ever popular song...
"We are the pirates who don't do anything..." ect.
Then I went inside to read and write fanfiction all day as I didn't have to work on a holiday.
2:30 pm
Yeah I'm still on... I'm reading this funny fan fiction from one of my all time favorite authors, 'Elf with a Lightsaber' called 'Why Frodo Shouldn't have touched the mirror' (A/N: *Using the Darkside* You *shall* read that story and review) Anyway I was writing a review of my own when Haldir wandered over to me at the computer and asked "Darth Celeborn?"
I explained the story but when I started laughing about the Darth Celeborn part. I saw the evil glare I was getting from him and I ran away as fast as I could.
Haldir tackled me in the living room onto a couch, and we ended up in a wrong position.
"Why did you do that for?" I demanded looking up at him.
"As an excuse to get you in this position."
"Maul!" I yelled.
"I'm finishing your review...What do you want?"
"Get this pervert off of me!"
Maul grumbled something and came over to behold the disturbing scene and proceeded to point and laugh at me.
"What in Kessel's name is so funny?!?"
"The position you two are in. First this morning and now."
Maul left, still snickering.
4:45 pm
Haldir finally decided to get off me so I could make dinner.
I looked in the freezer and saw kielbasa. I decided to make that for dinner.
7:30 pm
Dinner was eaten with relatively few complaints. Zsinj most certainly didn't complain or he'd get the cage again instead of a padded room in the cellar. Yes I am evil.
9:30 pm
I headed to bed.
******* A/N: Good? Bad? Indifferent? What ever you think please review.
Next episode has a trip to the galaxy far far away.
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Day 5 Monday
I'm having a dream.
The first thing I can remember is being Larry Boy's new sidekick. (A/N: Larry Boy is Veggie Tales for those of you who didn't know.) We were searching for the new threat to Bumblyburg. I can't remember what it was now, but it was big and evil. I'm not talking typical Sith 'evil'. This is full blown would-even-make-a-Sith-pee-his-pants evil. All of a sudden Larry Boy and Bumblyburg were no longer there. I was in a place that resembled the inside of a human body: Very dark red and wet inside. The above mentioned creature had me in its claws and was bringing me up to its eyelevel. Its eyes blazed with fire and resembled a depiction of Sauron I once saw. Then, after it looked me over, through me into its mouth and as it was about to clamp down with its massive teeth I...
3:45am
My eyes flew open as I tried not to gasp. I looked to see what I was clinging to. I'll bet you can guess. He's become predictable enough.
I was clinging to Haldir's body and even though I registered this I didn't let go of him, I was too freaked from that dream to let go. He had one arm around me keeping me to him even if I had let go.
He said something I couldn't understand. At my confused expression he turned on his side to face me. "Is something wrong?"
I know this sounds pathetically girly but, I shuddered and clung tighter, burring my face into his chest. Then noticed he wasn't wearing a shirt. Fascinating to see someone's upper body with out on giant tattoo on it *coughmaulcough*
"Could you please loosen your grip?" Haldir asked with probably more patience than I would have had.
I shook my still buried face 'no' but lessened my grip anyway.
"Will you tell me why you have latched yourself onto me at this time of night?"
"Bad dream," I mumbled.
He waited for me to explain, I sensed. So removing my head from its hiding place, I told him my dream and gave what detail could remember. After I finished telling him my dream, I remembered the horror of that creature and went to hide my face again but Haldir stopped me.
"You will be fine; it was only a dream and it cannot hurt you."
I scoffed and remembered other dreams that I and Darth Maul had that came to nearly kill us, but then none of those dreams were scary. "Oh yes they can," I replied and told him about a dream battle both Maul and I had simultaneously, where we faced off against an old dark Lord of the Sith and both still had the physical scars to prove it.
He seemed to not have a counter for this and lay on his back again.
4:50 am
I finally calmed down and attempted to let go of Haldir, but soon found that I could not. I had thought that he was sleeping but the fact that I was still trying to get away from him seemed to amuse him. "Why do you insist on fighting what you feel?"
"What, in Kessel's name, do you mean?"
"You like me. First you kiss me instead of trying to kill me like you promised. Next you feel free to cling to me after you wake up from a 'bad dream' in the middle of the night. Then you continue to hold on to me as you try to calm down. Will you not admit that you like me?"
"Haldir, I really need to change my position if I'm ever going to get back to sleep. I'm not going to admit to anything that my cause me pain in the future and finally I'm going to be very cranky with you in the morning if I don't get sleep now."
Reluctantly, he let me go and I turned on my side away from him. As soon as I closed my eyes I felt his arm circle around my waist. 'Whatever' I thought and went right to sleep.
7:30 am
"Warious," I heard a voice call, "time to wake up." I turned on my back, about to reply when Haldir kissed me.
"That is disgusting," I stated when he stopped. Then brought his head back down to mine and kissed him.
"If kissing is so horrible for you why did you kiss me?" Haldir countered then kissed me again.
"That was a total movie scene. Like James Bond or something." I thought out loud. "Kissing feels better than it looks I guess."
We were about to kiss again when a voice interrupted us.
"Warious, what are you doing with Haldir?"
I pushed Haldir away from me and rolled onto the floor before replying. "Nothing Maul, nothing important."
Maul gave each of us a suspicious glance before leaving.
After Maul had got downstairs I said, "Well, um, I'm gonna have breakfast," and attempted my escape but Haldir caught me by my arm and pulled me to him.
"Not yet," He said then kissed me,*again*.
"Don't come between me and breakfast you koochoo elf."
9:30 am
Maul and I finished our sithly activities and I began my ever popular song...
"We are the pirates who don't do anything..." ect.
Then I went inside to read and write fanfiction all day as I didn't have to work on a holiday.
2:30 pm
Yeah I'm still on... I'm reading this funny fan fiction from one of my all time favorite authors, 'Elf with a Lightsaber' called 'Why Frodo Shouldn't have touched the mirror' (A/N: *Using the Darkside* You *shall* read that story and review) Anyway I was writing a review of my own when Haldir wandered over to me at the computer and asked "Darth Celeborn?"
I explained the story but when I started laughing about the Darth Celeborn part. I saw the evil glare I was getting from him and I ran away as fast as I could.
Haldir tackled me in the living room onto a couch, and we ended up in a wrong position.
"Why did you do that for?" I demanded looking up at him.
"As an excuse to get you in this position."
"Maul!" I yelled.
"I'm finishing your review...What do you want?"
"Get this pervert off of me!"
Maul grumbled something and came over to behold the disturbing scene and proceeded to point and laugh at me.
"What in Kessel's name is so funny?!?"
"The position you two are in. First this morning and now."
Maul left, still snickering.
4:45 pm
Haldir finally decided to get off me so I could make dinner.
I looked in the freezer and saw kielbasa. I decided to make that for dinner.
7:30 pm
Dinner was eaten with relatively few complaints. Zsinj most certainly didn't complain or he'd get the cage again instead of a padded room in the cellar. Yes I am evil.
9:30 pm
I headed to bed.
******* A/N: Good? Bad? Indifferent? What ever you think please review.
Next episode has a trip to the galaxy far far away.