Disclaimer: same as always.
Any strange words in this story are spelled exactly the way they are meant to.
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Day 8
I woke up at the base of the Great Tree. Haldir was already up and looking around. Then a thought occurred to me...
"Why are they called tooth brushes?"
"What?" Haldir asked looking a bit confused.
"Why are they called toothbrushes?" I repeated my question. "They brush your all of your teeth; and tooth is singular. So why aren't they called Teethbrushes?"
"I haven't the slightest idea of what you're talking about," Haldir replied.
"I'll go ask Darth Maul," I sighed, then got up to find the little camp.
Once there...
"Hey Maul?"
"What?"
"You're stuck with it!"
Maul groaned, "Not this again."
"That and why are they called toothbrushes?"
Maul had the same blank look that Haldir had earlier.
"What on Kessel are you talking about Peedunkee?"
So I explained to him what I had told Haldir earlier.
"Why in Kessel's name do you care? It's just what they call it!"
"Who is they?" I asked.
Maul growled and lunged at me, lightsaber in hand.
I yelped and ran away from the angry Sith Lord.
Needless to say (co-A/N H: Then why are you saying it? A/N: Shut up and let me narrate. Anyway...) all the commotion woke up our two Ewok companions.
~What is going on here!~ Luka Siz demanded.
~Maul is mad at me just because I asked a question~ I whined at my old friend, still running from my very mad Sith brother. I risked a look at Maul to see the look of a mad man staring back. Mad, as in, insane.
~Sunee! Help me!~
~No I don't think I will.~ My adopted Ewok brother said leaning against a tree, watching with amusement. ~I was going to lead you on a stray path and leave you there but I like this much better.~
~Why?!?~ I asked still running for my life around the camp.
~Because you used magic on us so we would sleep.~
Ewoks think of anything like sleeping pills are magic. ~It was just a joke!~
Seeing this was going nowhere I turned around and shot lightning into Darth Maul hoping to 'shock' him to his senses.
Maul stopped...for exactly one second then began chasing me around the camp once more.
The two Ewoks jumped in and tackled me to the forest floor. ~Not fair!~ I protested.
Maul came up and threatened me with his lightsaber.
~Alright! Alright! I'm sorry! I won't do it again!~
After much pleading they let me up and broke camp.
A long while later...
We've been walking for hours. I kept out of 'trouble' by teaching Haldir more of the Ewok language. Now I'm getting bored with playing teacher.
"Who is they?" I asked.
"They who?"
"My point exactly."
"Stop doing that!"
"Stop doing what?"
"Stop asking me strange questions!"
"If they say something it is never questioned. When I say something you guys yell at me." I explained.
"What in Eru's name are you talking about?"
"They are too powerful and no one is sure exactly who they are." I continued ignoring him. "It's a conspiracy I tell you. A CONSPIRACY!!!"
Maul, who was ahead of us, turned around and demanded to know what I was yelling about.
"The universal conspiracy of they," I replied.
"You are nuts." Maul replied shaking his head and turned away from me.
I continued to rant about conspiracies in Ewok in order to annoy everyone at the same time.
Many rantings later...
I stopped ranting for now. Mainly because I have been threatened under pain- of-death if I speak again for the next two hours. *sniff* Everyone is against me. *sigh* Oh well.
Luka Siz took up giving Ewok lessons to Haldir. Out of all the Ewoks on all of Endor, Luka is the only one that can speak and understand Basic. He was the one who spent the most time with me and somehow he was able to learn basic. However, Luka prefers to speak in Ewok most of the time. Another thing I had noticed when we were growing up was that it felt like the force was very strong with him. Hm...strong enough that he might...nah.
Another long while later...
I can talk now, but it's time to set up camp again.
Maul went to get fire wood. Luka and Haldir are finding dinner. Sunee is helping me clean the area up so we can sleep on then ground.
When Maul got back with the wood I arranged it and started a fire.
~Hey Everyone! Dutak is going to make dinner for us!~
I groaned. ~This is still punishment for putting you guys to sleep last night isn't it?~
"Chak," Luka confirmed dropping the skinned Treebark lizards into my arms. ~And you cook better than us.~
~Oh sure. Just because I'm a girl everyone automatically thinks I can cook.~
~Stop whining. I know you can cook. My mom taught you how.~
"Oh yeah. But it's still not fair."
So I cooked the lizards for dinner. I still think they were trying to keep my concentration away from conspiracies. Yeah right.
"It's all a conspiracy I tell you. Conspiracy."
But like last time, they ignored me. Poodoo.
A little while later...
Dinner was eaten. It's dark out. It's time for bed.
A/N: this is the last day on Endor. What will happen tomorrow? I don't know...Okay I do. Nevermind.
Thanks:
To Elf with a Lightsaber: Thank you for the conspiracy ideas.
*using the dark side* You WILL read Elf with a Lightsaber's fan fiction AND you WILL REVIEW THEM.
Thank you also to my other sort of faithful reviewer and best friend Perigin the Silver.
And You *Perigin* WILL read and review the above author's stories and review them.
Any strange words in this story are spelled exactly the way they are meant to.
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Day 8
I woke up at the base of the Great Tree. Haldir was already up and looking around. Then a thought occurred to me...
"Why are they called tooth brushes?"
"What?" Haldir asked looking a bit confused.
"Why are they called toothbrushes?" I repeated my question. "They brush your all of your teeth; and tooth is singular. So why aren't they called Teethbrushes?"
"I haven't the slightest idea of what you're talking about," Haldir replied.
"I'll go ask Darth Maul," I sighed, then got up to find the little camp.
Once there...
"Hey Maul?"
"What?"
"You're stuck with it!"
Maul groaned, "Not this again."
"That and why are they called toothbrushes?"
Maul had the same blank look that Haldir had earlier.
"What on Kessel are you talking about Peedunkee?"
So I explained to him what I had told Haldir earlier.
"Why in Kessel's name do you care? It's just what they call it!"
"Who is they?" I asked.
Maul growled and lunged at me, lightsaber in hand.
I yelped and ran away from the angry Sith Lord.
Needless to say (co-A/N H: Then why are you saying it? A/N: Shut up and let me narrate. Anyway...) all the commotion woke up our two Ewok companions.
~What is going on here!~ Luka Siz demanded.
~Maul is mad at me just because I asked a question~ I whined at my old friend, still running from my very mad Sith brother. I risked a look at Maul to see the look of a mad man staring back. Mad, as in, insane.
~Sunee! Help me!~
~No I don't think I will.~ My adopted Ewok brother said leaning against a tree, watching with amusement. ~I was going to lead you on a stray path and leave you there but I like this much better.~
~Why?!?~ I asked still running for my life around the camp.
~Because you used magic on us so we would sleep.~
Ewoks think of anything like sleeping pills are magic. ~It was just a joke!~
Seeing this was going nowhere I turned around and shot lightning into Darth Maul hoping to 'shock' him to his senses.
Maul stopped...for exactly one second then began chasing me around the camp once more.
The two Ewoks jumped in and tackled me to the forest floor. ~Not fair!~ I protested.
Maul came up and threatened me with his lightsaber.
~Alright! Alright! I'm sorry! I won't do it again!~
After much pleading they let me up and broke camp.
A long while later...
We've been walking for hours. I kept out of 'trouble' by teaching Haldir more of the Ewok language. Now I'm getting bored with playing teacher.
"Who is they?" I asked.
"They who?"
"My point exactly."
"Stop doing that!"
"Stop doing what?"
"Stop asking me strange questions!"
"If they say something it is never questioned. When I say something you guys yell at me." I explained.
"What in Eru's name are you talking about?"
"They are too powerful and no one is sure exactly who they are." I continued ignoring him. "It's a conspiracy I tell you. A CONSPIRACY!!!"
Maul, who was ahead of us, turned around and demanded to know what I was yelling about.
"The universal conspiracy of they," I replied.
"You are nuts." Maul replied shaking his head and turned away from me.
I continued to rant about conspiracies in Ewok in order to annoy everyone at the same time.
Many rantings later...
I stopped ranting for now. Mainly because I have been threatened under pain- of-death if I speak again for the next two hours. *sniff* Everyone is against me. *sigh* Oh well.
Luka Siz took up giving Ewok lessons to Haldir. Out of all the Ewoks on all of Endor, Luka is the only one that can speak and understand Basic. He was the one who spent the most time with me and somehow he was able to learn basic. However, Luka prefers to speak in Ewok most of the time. Another thing I had noticed when we were growing up was that it felt like the force was very strong with him. Hm...strong enough that he might...nah.
Another long while later...
I can talk now, but it's time to set up camp again.
Maul went to get fire wood. Luka and Haldir are finding dinner. Sunee is helping me clean the area up so we can sleep on then ground.
When Maul got back with the wood I arranged it and started a fire.
~Hey Everyone! Dutak is going to make dinner for us!~
I groaned. ~This is still punishment for putting you guys to sleep last night isn't it?~
"Chak," Luka confirmed dropping the skinned Treebark lizards into my arms. ~And you cook better than us.~
~Oh sure. Just because I'm a girl everyone automatically thinks I can cook.~
~Stop whining. I know you can cook. My mom taught you how.~
"Oh yeah. But it's still not fair."
So I cooked the lizards for dinner. I still think they were trying to keep my concentration away from conspiracies. Yeah right.
"It's all a conspiracy I tell you. Conspiracy."
But like last time, they ignored me. Poodoo.
A little while later...
Dinner was eaten. It's dark out. It's time for bed.
A/N: this is the last day on Endor. What will happen tomorrow? I don't know...Okay I do. Nevermind.
Thanks:
To Elf with a Lightsaber: Thank you for the conspiracy ideas.
*using the dark side* You WILL read Elf with a Lightsaber's fan fiction AND you WILL REVIEW THEM.
Thank you also to my other sort of faithful reviewer and best friend Perigin the Silver.
And You *Perigin* WILL read and review the above author's stories and review them.