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Chapter two
Love
But suddenly Hagrid stopped singing when he saw a giant shadow on the wall and began to suck his thumb but to his surprise this shadow belonged to a small white owl that began attacking him and repeatedly saying in a British accent Polly doesn't want a cracker so stop asking as he continued to pelt him with crackers.
When suddenly a strange voice yelled, "I shall save you" (the mission impossible theme song begins to play) as a boy with brown hair and a scar appeared followed by a girl with giant hair and a boy who the second after he entered the room ran into the corner and began to rock himself back and forth saying, "I see everything" (in a perverted voice). He then begins to cackle insanely and look menacingly at everyone has his head turned around. Everyone stared at him for a second before saying, "That's nice" and continuing what they were doing.
Then Harry potter and Hermione start cheering, "Hey owl leave Hagrid alone and will give you in ice cream cone go ... us weee." The owl doesn't stop so Harry potter walked over to the owl and said, "Okay you asked for it." Before making karate noises, and repeatedly poking the owl in the beak causing the bird to start picking up radio stations. While Hermione grabs a book from out of now where and attempts to read it upside down. She suddenly stops and says, "I got it, it was Mrs. White in the kitchen with the..." She didn't continue because before she was finished Aragon sprang at her knocking her down. He then said, "There is no need to thank me for saving you from the killer dandelions it was the least I could do." Hermione responded with, "What dandelions?" "These dandelions," Aragon said as he pulled several dandelions out of his pocket and began to prance around the room throwing them at everyone.
When suddenly a tall man with a giant wand entered the room and began to stare at himself in the mirror before lifting his giant wand and yelling, "You shall not succeed in life...(voice changes to telemarketer voice) unless you buy one of these on sale today." He says while pointing to his wand before accidentally turning himself into a ring (as the song I've got the power plays).
Gollum seeing the ring stopped stroking Gordo and grabbed the ring and starting to stroke the ring instead. Gandalf the gray now known as Gandalf the Shiny began to sing I got you babe as Gollum began to spin him around in circles and looking adoringly into Gandalf the Shinnies extremely small eyes.
Frodo then enters and upon seeing Gollum he says, "Don't you every die," before repeatedly stabbing him with his sword as Gandalf shouted in slow motion, "NOOOOOOOOOOO". But to Gandalfs relief Gollum just said, "nope" and pulled the sword out of his heart and handed it back to Frodo. "Oh okay," responded Frodo. Before walking over to where Dorothy is sitting and saying, "Sup." Dorothy responded with, "Not much," and then they began to make out. This made Legolas very jealous so he walked over to where Frodo was and was about to cut off his hair when Miranda entered the room through the window and stepped out of a flying car.
Legolas looked her way drooling and proceeded to approach her. When Miranda noticed him drooling over her she quickly checked her makeup and then smiled at him encouragingly. Legolas continued to drool and when he was standing right in front of Miranda he began to run towards the car leaving Miranda standing there with her arms open hugging the air. Legolas then jumped it to the car and began to drive away. But before he got away from the house Miranda jumped out of the window into the backseat of the car and began to scream, "Never shall we ever be apart again my love (as the why can't I breathe whenever I think about you song played)."
I think I shall end it there but I will update it again soon because I am having a lot of fun writing this story. Please review and thank you so much for reading it.
Chapter two
Love
But suddenly Hagrid stopped singing when he saw a giant shadow on the wall and began to suck his thumb but to his surprise this shadow belonged to a small white owl that began attacking him and repeatedly saying in a British accent Polly doesn't want a cracker so stop asking as he continued to pelt him with crackers.
When suddenly a strange voice yelled, "I shall save you" (the mission impossible theme song begins to play) as a boy with brown hair and a scar appeared followed by a girl with giant hair and a boy who the second after he entered the room ran into the corner and began to rock himself back and forth saying, "I see everything" (in a perverted voice). He then begins to cackle insanely and look menacingly at everyone has his head turned around. Everyone stared at him for a second before saying, "That's nice" and continuing what they were doing.
Then Harry potter and Hermione start cheering, "Hey owl leave Hagrid alone and will give you in ice cream cone go ... us weee." The owl doesn't stop so Harry potter walked over to the owl and said, "Okay you asked for it." Before making karate noises, and repeatedly poking the owl in the beak causing the bird to start picking up radio stations. While Hermione grabs a book from out of now where and attempts to read it upside down. She suddenly stops and says, "I got it, it was Mrs. White in the kitchen with the..." She didn't continue because before she was finished Aragon sprang at her knocking her down. He then said, "There is no need to thank me for saving you from the killer dandelions it was the least I could do." Hermione responded with, "What dandelions?" "These dandelions," Aragon said as he pulled several dandelions out of his pocket and began to prance around the room throwing them at everyone.
When suddenly a tall man with a giant wand entered the room and began to stare at himself in the mirror before lifting his giant wand and yelling, "You shall not succeed in life...(voice changes to telemarketer voice) unless you buy one of these on sale today." He says while pointing to his wand before accidentally turning himself into a ring (as the song I've got the power plays).
Gollum seeing the ring stopped stroking Gordo and grabbed the ring and starting to stroke the ring instead. Gandalf the gray now known as Gandalf the Shiny began to sing I got you babe as Gollum began to spin him around in circles and looking adoringly into Gandalf the Shinnies extremely small eyes.
Frodo then enters and upon seeing Gollum he says, "Don't you every die," before repeatedly stabbing him with his sword as Gandalf shouted in slow motion, "NOOOOOOOOOOO". But to Gandalfs relief Gollum just said, "nope" and pulled the sword out of his heart and handed it back to Frodo. "Oh okay," responded Frodo. Before walking over to where Dorothy is sitting and saying, "Sup." Dorothy responded with, "Not much," and then they began to make out. This made Legolas very jealous so he walked over to where Frodo was and was about to cut off his hair when Miranda entered the room through the window and stepped out of a flying car.
Legolas looked her way drooling and proceeded to approach her. When Miranda noticed him drooling over her she quickly checked her makeup and then smiled at him encouragingly. Legolas continued to drool and when he was standing right in front of Miranda he began to run towards the car leaving Miranda standing there with her arms open hugging the air. Legolas then jumped it to the car and began to drive away. But before he got away from the house Miranda jumped out of the window into the backseat of the car and began to scream, "Never shall we ever be apart again my love (as the why can't I breathe whenever I think about you song played)."
I think I shall end it there but I will update it again soon because I am having a lot of fun writing this story. Please review and thank you so much for reading it.