Chapter 6: Oops
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A/N: I added this because I thought it would be a cute little thing in the middle of Quatre's troubles. This is just me having a little humorous chapter
The next morning Niomi awoke with her mind set. Today was the day she would tell Wufei! After he had his morning cup of tea of course.
Wufei awoke and smelt the scent of tea wafting enticingly through the air. Wufei got out of bed and, still half asleep, walked into the kitchen. Niomi was making tea for herself and Wufei (no one else was awake yet, or so they thought.)
"Good morning Wufei!" said Niomi cheerfully.
"Hello" muttered Wufei, still intent on the cup of tea. Niomi sighed and handed him a cup of tea. He gulped it all down at once than started on his second cup.
Niomi watched him nervously while sipping her tea. She had already thoroughly planned out what she was going to say next.
'Why is she looking at me like that?' Wufei wondered.
He sat his cup down on the table and yawned. "I'm still really tired, I think I'll go back to sleep-"
"No! I have to talk to you." Insisted Niomi.
"What is it?" he asked while taking a bite out of a biscuit
"Wufei I'm going to have a baby." stammered Niomi.
Wufei started to choke on the biscuit, and fell out of his chair, clutching his throat. Niomi ran over to him but before she could perform the Heimlich Duo ran in from the other room and quickly helped his choking comrade.
Wufei sat on the floor breathing deeply and Duo slapped his back.
"Way to go Wu-man you gonna be a daddy!" congratulated Duo. Wufei glared at Duo. Niomi wished she could disappear. Telling Wufei had been hard enough and now she realized the other pilots would find out also.
"Duo, go away!" growled Wufei.
"Oh you want some time to discuss! I shall leave." Duo walked back to his room to tell Elizabeth.
Wufei turned to look at Niomi. "How long have you known?"
"One month " Niomi confessed
"Why'd you wait so long to tell me?" asked Wufei softly.
"You were so busy." said Niomi, "and the whole thing with Quatre"
Meanwhile...
"Heero there's something I need to tell you" said Renee'
Heero briefly looked up from his laptop so he could glance at her "What?" he asked.
"Hush Heero can you please put the laptop away for a minute! This is really important."
Heero sighed and closed his laptop, he suddenly remembered something Duo had said all those years ago, "anything at all for the one you love..."
Renne' took a deep breath and was considering not telling him until she remembered the promise she made to Niomi.
~Flashback~
"Oh wow I cant' believe it we're both going to have children!" said Niomi when Elizabeth told her, "did you tell Heero yet?"
"No." said Renne'
"Promise you'll tell him tomorrow and I'll tell Wufei."
"Promise"
~Flashback over~
"I'm pregnant"
The perfect soldier didn't move a muscle. He blinked and asked "how long have you known?"
"Two days" answered Renne'
Meanwhile again...
"Do you know if it's a boy or girl?" asked Wufei.
"It's a girl." said Niomi
"A girl," muttered Wufei in astonishment.
"We have to decide on a name" prodded Niomi
"Uhh..."
"I was thinking Mulan would be nice. What do you think?"
"It's perfect" said Wufei with a smile. Niomi smiled at him.
Suddenly an almost dead looking Anya hobbled into the kitchen, "Is there any coffee?" she asked when she saw Wufei and Niomi.
"Of course." said Niomi getting up to show her the location of the coffee.
Anya downed three cups of coffee in a stunning 2.5 minutes. Duo and Elizabeth walked into the room and grabbed a cup of coffee. Elizabeth congratulated Wufei and Niomi. Wufei looked like he wanted to sink into the floor, Niomi glared at Duo for several seconds and then went back to drinking her tea.
They heard a loud thump from Heero's room, and Wufei took this opportunity to leave the room and see what was wrong. He flung open the door and saw Heero sprawled on the floor, unconscious. Renne' was kneeling beside him, trying to see what was wrong. Niomi ran in behind Wufei saw Renne' and smiled. "So this is how the perfect soldier reacts to the prospect of having kids." commented Niomi. Wufei looked startled and glanced at Niomi then Renne' than back again.
They heard a loud yawn behind them, and there was Quatre. "Good morning." said Quatre sleepily as he walked past the open door toward the kitchen. There was one InuYasha type ear on the left side of his head. His right ear, the one with the Gundanium ring, was perfectly normal. He didn't seem to notice. He walked into the kitchen and started to make himself a cup of Chai tea. Anya started to say good morning than she noticed the ear...
They heard a giggle in the next room and Christine and Trowa came into the room. "Good morning-! Oh my god Quatre what's with your ear!" exclaimed Christine when she noticed. Quatre reached up to touch his ear. Niomi, Wufei, Renne', and Heero walked in from the next room. Heero looked very embarrassed.
"So, Wu-pu what was that noise?"
Wufei's eye twitched and Niomi decided to answer for him, "Heero passed out."
"What from?!" exclaimed Duo in amazement
"Um, unexpected information." stammered Renne'
"What kind of information?" asked Anya
"Renne' is pregnant." said Heero stoically.
"To many parents in this room!" exclaimed Duo, "I mean first Niomi and Wufei, now you two. What is this world coming to when former Gundam pilots reproduce at this astonishing rate!"
Everyone stared at Duo. O_O'
"Well I mean Quatre's a frigging werewolf! You'd think people would spend their time trying to find a cure instead of-" Duo was cut short when Heero gave him his best death glare.
"Hush Duo I was meaning to tell you..." said Elizabeth
Duo quickly turned to face her, "you have got to be kidding me."
Elizabeth shook her head.
"I'm gonna be a daddy!" exclaimed Duo happily. Everyone else in the room sweat dropped and looked afraid.
Wufei looked at the other females and said, "Anyone else want to tell each other something while we're on the topic?"
Anya gulped and said, "me."
Quatre looked at her, wide eyed. He ran over and gave her a hug. The other pilots did the same with their wives.
"Trowa you better get busy unless you want our kids to be a lot older than yours." joked Duo.
Christine turned a brilliant shade of crimson at this comment. Everyone else just sweat dropped and felt sorry for Christine and Trowa.
"Uh, I think we should get back to Quatre's problem." said Trowa, trying to change the subject.
"Seeing how his other ear is normal I think we should pierce his belly button. Since it's the center of the body it should be strong enough to spread to the rest of the body." said Heero reasonably.
Quatre looked positively petrified at the thought of a belly button piercing.
They decided that now was better than later and walked into Quatre's room. Heero and Wufei tied his arms securely to the bedpost and exposed his belly button. Anya was going to be the piercer this time. She gingerly took the sterilized needle and quickly stuck it through the skin. Quatre did his best not to yell, and managed to stay still.
Finally Anya was done and they untied Quatre. Quatre stood up smiling weakly. They all heard a growl come from Quatre's stomach; they slowly started to back away. Quatre suddenly clutched his stomach in pain, he winced as he felt something move around. He started to vomit uncontrollably. His vomit was the color of blood. Anya tried to run to him, but was restrained by Duo, Renne', and Wufei. They all stood watching as Quatre started to glow like a light bulb. ((kinda like that one episode where Heero was glowing)) the glow became stronger and Quatre started to vomit up fur and small chunks of bone. Duo looked like he was gonna barf, and the others looked slightly green. Finally Quatre was finished barfing and he lay on the floor shivering.
A/N: I hope you liked that chapter and please press the beautiful review button. I'm pathetic...
Wufei: Yes, you are a weak onna!
Rori: SHUT UP! *eye twitches and begins to tear out air in annoyance*
Wufei: Try and make me baka onna
Rori: *grabs Wufei's katana and begins to chase him with it*