Disclaimer = I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh in any way. Plus I don't own McDonalds
or Big Mac's.
Please Review.
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"I HATE this! The school has a dumb name, the teacher has a dumb name, the
kids have dumb names, and the uniform is the dumbest of all!" screeched
Selene.
"Selene, we haven't even gone to school yet, so how can you know everything
is going to be dumb?" asked Tea warily. Her cousin had been shouting for
the past hour that everything was dumb, making the neighbors complain.
"Well, it will be." replied Selene stubbornly.
"Oh Selene, can't you give anything a chance?"
"NO!" she shouted. "Besides," she said in much quieter tone, "everything
goes wrong when Daddy isn't around."
"Daddy!" said Tea in an exasperated tone, "When will you grow up! You know
uncle can't be here, he's in America."
"I HATE this!" Selene yelled again. "This skirt is too small. Why do
Japanese have to where uniforms in public school anyways?" she was trying
to change the subject, because talking about her Dad made her homesick.
But Tea had had enough. "WILL YOU STOP COMPLAINING SO WE WON'T BE LATE?!?"
"Fine," she said, "Oh, and remember one tiny thing Tea, I don't know you,
okay?"
Tea rolled her eyes. She was used to her cousin being embarrassed about
her. But it evened out when the neighbors called the police because Selene
was shouting over 'dumb' pancake syrup.
"Let's just go."
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"I TOLD you that the school would have a dumb name. I TOLD you that the
teacher would have a dumb name. I TOLD you that the kids have dumb names."
"Oh, yeah? Tell me one dumb name."
"Er. what's your name?" Selene asked a boy standing at the next locker.
"Takeshi "
"See, that's the dumbest name I have ever heard!"
"Are you crazy? It means courageous"
"No, it means Loser."
"Well maybe in yo-" But she was interrupted as s man walked up to them.
"Are you the new student, Selene Masaki?" he asked politely.
"Yeah, you got a problem with it?"
The man stared. Tea quickly intervened.
"Yes, she is."
"Then you will have to give this to the teacher. By the way, I'm the Vice
Principle." He said, handing Selene a slip of paper.
"Yeah, and I'm the Easter Bunny."
The VP stared again. It was a good thing that he had no idea what the
Easter Bunny was. Tea grabbed Selene's arm and dragged her to class before
she did any more damage.
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"I would like to introduce the new student, Selene Masaki. Will you come up
here for a second?" asked the teacher.
"Yeah, but I'd rather sit down." Tea kicked her.
"Ouch!"
"Hey! That's my seat!"
"I mean, of course I'll go." She said sardonically.
She stood up and went to the teacher. The teacher stared expectantly at
her.
"Tell us about yourself. You're from America, right?"
A kid in the front row snickered. "Baka American."
Selene picked him up by his collar. "What did you say?"
"N-N- Nothing!" he gasped.
"Good" she replied and dropped him. The rest of the class stared. Tea
buried her face in her arms.
"Yes I'm American. If you don't like Americans, I'll see to it that you
will." She said sweetly.
All of a sudden 2 boys ran in. "Sorry we're late," said a brunet-haired
boy, buttoning his shirt.
"Yeah sorry," repeated a dirty-blonde, stooping down to tie his shoelaces.
"The line at the ice-cream stand was huge."
The brunet kicked the blonde. "What? It was!"
"I'd recognize that voice anywhere, PICK POCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted
Selene.
"THIEF, THIEF! CALL 911! NEVERMIND WE'RE IN JAPAN! JUST CALL THE PRESIDENT,
I MEAN KING! HIDE ALL YOU'RE VALUABLES! THIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!"
Everyone stared with eyes bigger than this ( O_O.
The 2 boys looked up. "Oh, you learned Japanese," said the blonde.
"SIT DOWN!" shouted the teacher. She went to her desk and swallowed 8
tablets of aspirin.
***********
Tea pulled Selene out of class the moment the bell rang.
"Why?!?!" she shouted. "Why did you be so mean? Why did you say all those
mean things to everybody?"
Selene stared. "Why are you being so dramatic? It was only a few insults!
And I did it all for good reason!
All I said to the girl who started crying was I saw her hairstyle in the
1880's magazine!
I only kicked the other girl because she was acting like a show-off!
And the teacher was a loser!
I only threw that thing at the guy in front of me because his head was in
the way! If he read the note, I'm sure he'd understand.
I only called that boy chunky American 'cause I saw a guy who looked like
him eat 7 Big Mac's at McDonalds! After all, Obesity killed the cat."
"Really? You also said a lot of other things, too. Like are you sure you're
a human to the P.E. teacher."
"Well his beard made him look like a gorilla, but I was trying to be
polite. My point is you're clearly overreacting."
"Okay, just come home with me. Tomorrow, I'll have a few rules to discuss
with you."
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R&R I need at least 5 to continue.
or Big Mac's.
Please Review.
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"I HATE this! The school has a dumb name, the teacher has a dumb name, the
kids have dumb names, and the uniform is the dumbest of all!" screeched
Selene.
"Selene, we haven't even gone to school yet, so how can you know everything
is going to be dumb?" asked Tea warily. Her cousin had been shouting for
the past hour that everything was dumb, making the neighbors complain.
"Well, it will be." replied Selene stubbornly.
"Oh Selene, can't you give anything a chance?"
"NO!" she shouted. "Besides," she said in much quieter tone, "everything
goes wrong when Daddy isn't around."
"Daddy!" said Tea in an exasperated tone, "When will you grow up! You know
uncle can't be here, he's in America."
"I HATE this!" Selene yelled again. "This skirt is too small. Why do
Japanese have to where uniforms in public school anyways?" she was trying
to change the subject, because talking about her Dad made her homesick.
But Tea had had enough. "WILL YOU STOP COMPLAINING SO WE WON'T BE LATE?!?"
"Fine," she said, "Oh, and remember one tiny thing Tea, I don't know you,
okay?"
Tea rolled her eyes. She was used to her cousin being embarrassed about
her. But it evened out when the neighbors called the police because Selene
was shouting over 'dumb' pancake syrup.
"Let's just go."
**********
"I TOLD you that the school would have a dumb name. I TOLD you that the
teacher would have a dumb name. I TOLD you that the kids have dumb names."
"Oh, yeah? Tell me one dumb name."
"Er. what's your name?" Selene asked a boy standing at the next locker.
"Takeshi "
"See, that's the dumbest name I have ever heard!"
"Are you crazy? It means courageous"
"No, it means Loser."
"Well maybe in yo-" But she was interrupted as s man walked up to them.
"Are you the new student, Selene Masaki?" he asked politely.
"Yeah, you got a problem with it?"
The man stared. Tea quickly intervened.
"Yes, she is."
"Then you will have to give this to the teacher. By the way, I'm the Vice
Principle." He said, handing Selene a slip of paper.
"Yeah, and I'm the Easter Bunny."
The VP stared again. It was a good thing that he had no idea what the
Easter Bunny was. Tea grabbed Selene's arm and dragged her to class before
she did any more damage.
**********
"I would like to introduce the new student, Selene Masaki. Will you come up
here for a second?" asked the teacher.
"Yeah, but I'd rather sit down." Tea kicked her.
"Ouch!"
"Hey! That's my seat!"
"I mean, of course I'll go." She said sardonically.
She stood up and went to the teacher. The teacher stared expectantly at
her.
"Tell us about yourself. You're from America, right?"
A kid in the front row snickered. "Baka American."
Selene picked him up by his collar. "What did you say?"
"N-N- Nothing!" he gasped.
"Good" she replied and dropped him. The rest of the class stared. Tea
buried her face in her arms.
"Yes I'm American. If you don't like Americans, I'll see to it that you
will." She said sweetly.
All of a sudden 2 boys ran in. "Sorry we're late," said a brunet-haired
boy, buttoning his shirt.
"Yeah sorry," repeated a dirty-blonde, stooping down to tie his shoelaces.
"The line at the ice-cream stand was huge."
The brunet kicked the blonde. "What? It was!"
"I'd recognize that voice anywhere, PICK POCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted
Selene.
"THIEF, THIEF! CALL 911! NEVERMIND WE'RE IN JAPAN! JUST CALL THE PRESIDENT,
I MEAN KING! HIDE ALL YOU'RE VALUABLES! THIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!"
Everyone stared with eyes bigger than this ( O_O.
The 2 boys looked up. "Oh, you learned Japanese," said the blonde.
"SIT DOWN!" shouted the teacher. She went to her desk and swallowed 8
tablets of aspirin.
***********
Tea pulled Selene out of class the moment the bell rang.
"Why?!?!" she shouted. "Why did you be so mean? Why did you say all those
mean things to everybody?"
Selene stared. "Why are you being so dramatic? It was only a few insults!
And I did it all for good reason!
All I said to the girl who started crying was I saw her hairstyle in the
1880's magazine!
I only kicked the other girl because she was acting like a show-off!
And the teacher was a loser!
I only threw that thing at the guy in front of me because his head was in
the way! If he read the note, I'm sure he'd understand.
I only called that boy chunky American 'cause I saw a guy who looked like
him eat 7 Big Mac's at McDonalds! After all, Obesity killed the cat."
"Really? You also said a lot of other things, too. Like are you sure you're
a human to the P.E. teacher."
"Well his beard made him look like a gorilla, but I was trying to be
polite. My point is you're clearly overreacting."
"Okay, just come home with me. Tomorrow, I'll have a few rules to discuss
with you."
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R&R I need at least 5 to continue.