Disclaimer = I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh in any way.
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"Rule #374: Never EVER tell the counselor to cut down on the grub. Rule
#375: No screaming 'AAAH! WE'RE BEING INVADED BY SPIKY-HAIRED MARTIANS!'
when my friend Yugi says Hi. Rule #37-are you listening?"
"Yeah, yeah, of course I am," said Selene looking up from a comic book
Manga. Seeing the look on her cousin's face, she quickly hid it behind her
back. Tea had been lecturing her for the past hour.
"HOW DARE YOU READ MANGA WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU?!? REPEAT WHAT I SAID!"
"Er. rule #1: Don't throw donuts when they don't have the right amount of
chocolate?"
"THAT WAS RULE 289!" screamed Tea.
"Oh look at the time! We have to get to school!" said Selene hurriedly. She
rushed out the door before her cousin could say anything else.
"Wait! I have to tell you, we're walking to school with one of my friends!"
"We?" replied Selene haughtily. "I think not," she said, opening the door,
but the moment she opened it, she saw a boy.
"Hi! You must be--" began the boy.
"AAAH! WE'RE BEING INVADED BY SPIKY-HAIRED MARTIANS! TEA, QUICK," she said
slamming the door shut, "YOU GO THROUGH THE FIRE ESCAPE, I'LL GO THROUGH
THE CHIMNEY! ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW." She was
halfway to the window when the boy said through the door,
"But I'm not--"
"IT'S TALKING! HE'LL HYPNOTISE US! TAKE ONLY WHAT PROVISIONS YOU NEED!" she
was opening the window when Tea grabbed her by her collar.
"Do you remember number rule 375?" she hissed at Selene.
"NO TIME FOR THAT! LET'S GO!"
"SELENE, THAT'S MY FRIEND YUGI!"
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WALK WITH TO SCHOOL WITH A MARTIAN?!? IF YOU WANT TO
GET ABDUCTED, KEEP ME OUT OF THIS!" She tried to pull away but Tea held
firmly.
"Listen Selene," said Tea, trying to keep her voice down, "Yugi is a human
from EARTH. Not Mars, Earth. While you're in Japan, you have to be nice to
him, Understand?"
"Fine, but just in case," she went to her room and came back with a water
gun, "Martians hate water."
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"Can I leave already?" asked Selene in a very bored voice. After school,
the boy named Yugi had invited Tea to come see something at the game shop
he lived in. Tea had asked Selene to come, and Selene, thinking that it
would take maybe 10 minutes, agreed. Yugi had showed them and the two
idiots that stole her wallet some dumb dragon card that his Martian
grandfather owned. Selene was about to leave when a rich CEO kid came and
challenged Yugi's gramps to a weird game with holograms. Selene was reading
her manga the whole time. It turned out that the old Martian lost and the
young Martian INSISTED to play the game with the CEO. The CEO lost and for
some reason was on the ground. (Selene gave him a kick for shouting and
interrupting her comic reading, but the fool was too shocked to notice) So,
instead of being there for 10 minutes she had been there for 4 hours.
"HELLO! I said can I leave already?"
But Tea was busy doing something with the boys' hands.
"Selene, come over here."
"I'd rather not, thank you very much."
"But this is important!"
"Fine" she said, Selene walked to the group.
"Put your hand here."
"Why?"
"So I can make a mark to prove our eternal friendship."
"FRIENDSHIP! WHERE? I'M ALLERGIC TO FRIENDS! GET TORI, QUICK! I FEEL
FAINT!" she collapsed the next second.
"You're cousin is a little weird, right?" asked Joey.
"Be thankful she fainted." replied Tea.
**********
"Selene, will you come over to Yugi's with me today?" asked Tea
"How long will it take?" asked Selene back.
"Only an hour or so," said Tea.
"Well if 10 minutes equals 4 hours in Japan, 1 hour must equal something to
long for me to be okay with." replied Selene coldly.
"Selene, how do you intend to make friends while you're here?"
"I DON'T. What on earth is on your hand?" she said, grabbing Tea's wrist.
"It's what I wish was on yours." she replied, detaching her hand from
Selene.
"So are you coming?" she asked again.
"No." said Selene simply returning to her comic.
"Fine," said Tea in the same tone. She promptly stood up and left.
Selene watched her leave. As soon as she left, Selene turned on the stereo,
put on the TV the highest it could go, and started jumping on the sofa.
"Good riddance," she said to herself, and turned on the stereo louder.
This went on for half an hour until she heard the doorbell.
"The neighbors!" she quickly turned off everything.
"Hello," she said sweetly, opening the door.
"Are you Selene Masaki?" it was a postman.
"Yes."
"I have a package for you, I just need you to sign--"
"Thank you, Bye!" Selene snatched the package and slammed the door shut.
"What's this?" she said opening the package. Inside was a glove, 2 gold
stars, 2 cards, and a video.
"Cool, maybe it's from Darien, or Tori, or Dad." She slid the tape in the
VCR. A man appeared on the screen.
"Selene Masaki, you have been invited to enter the Duelist Kingdom
Tournament."
"One minute and I'm already bored.." she thought it would have been a cool
movie, but it was just another dumb movie.
Then all of a sudden the man talked.
"Just as I thought you'd answer, Or should I say saw?"
Selene yawned, "I'll watch something else instead."
"Let me talk in you're language, This is reality TV and you're the victim."
"Oh Cool! What do you want me to do eat frogs? Kill my cousin? I'll do the
latter gladly."
"As I said it's a tournament, you're invited to duel other little children
and maybe get a chance to duel me?"
"Like with a sword?"
"Like with your duel monster deck."
"Oh, those cards. Well what's in it for me?"
"Only 3 million dollars."
"Yen or dollars?"
"Dollars"
"I'll be there, don't you worry."
"Then be at Domino dock at 7 'o clock sharp"
"Okay, gramps. Ciao." She took out the movie and looked at the clock. It
was 5:38. She decided to pack and leave without telling Tea. It would serve
her right for the "10 minutes" she stole from Selene yesterday.
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Review because I want some before I continue. I'll have to take this down
if I don't get more than 5.
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"Rule #374: Never EVER tell the counselor to cut down on the grub. Rule
#375: No screaming 'AAAH! WE'RE BEING INVADED BY SPIKY-HAIRED MARTIANS!'
when my friend Yugi says Hi. Rule #37-are you listening?"
"Yeah, yeah, of course I am," said Selene looking up from a comic book
Manga. Seeing the look on her cousin's face, she quickly hid it behind her
back. Tea had been lecturing her for the past hour.
"HOW DARE YOU READ MANGA WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU?!? REPEAT WHAT I SAID!"
"Er. rule #1: Don't throw donuts when they don't have the right amount of
chocolate?"
"THAT WAS RULE 289!" screamed Tea.
"Oh look at the time! We have to get to school!" said Selene hurriedly. She
rushed out the door before her cousin could say anything else.
"Wait! I have to tell you, we're walking to school with one of my friends!"
"We?" replied Selene haughtily. "I think not," she said, opening the door,
but the moment she opened it, she saw a boy.
"Hi! You must be--" began the boy.
"AAAH! WE'RE BEING INVADED BY SPIKY-HAIRED MARTIANS! TEA, QUICK," she said
slamming the door shut, "YOU GO THROUGH THE FIRE ESCAPE, I'LL GO THROUGH
THE CHIMNEY! ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW." She was
halfway to the window when the boy said through the door,
"But I'm not--"
"IT'S TALKING! HE'LL HYPNOTISE US! TAKE ONLY WHAT PROVISIONS YOU NEED!" she
was opening the window when Tea grabbed her by her collar.
"Do you remember number rule 375?" she hissed at Selene.
"NO TIME FOR THAT! LET'S GO!"
"SELENE, THAT'S MY FRIEND YUGI!"
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WALK WITH TO SCHOOL WITH A MARTIAN?!? IF YOU WANT TO
GET ABDUCTED, KEEP ME OUT OF THIS!" She tried to pull away but Tea held
firmly.
"Listen Selene," said Tea, trying to keep her voice down, "Yugi is a human
from EARTH. Not Mars, Earth. While you're in Japan, you have to be nice to
him, Understand?"
"Fine, but just in case," she went to her room and came back with a water
gun, "Martians hate water."
**********
"Can I leave already?" asked Selene in a very bored voice. After school,
the boy named Yugi had invited Tea to come see something at the game shop
he lived in. Tea had asked Selene to come, and Selene, thinking that it
would take maybe 10 minutes, agreed. Yugi had showed them and the two
idiots that stole her wallet some dumb dragon card that his Martian
grandfather owned. Selene was about to leave when a rich CEO kid came and
challenged Yugi's gramps to a weird game with holograms. Selene was reading
her manga the whole time. It turned out that the old Martian lost and the
young Martian INSISTED to play the game with the CEO. The CEO lost and for
some reason was on the ground. (Selene gave him a kick for shouting and
interrupting her comic reading, but the fool was too shocked to notice) So,
instead of being there for 10 minutes she had been there for 4 hours.
"HELLO! I said can I leave already?"
But Tea was busy doing something with the boys' hands.
"Selene, come over here."
"I'd rather not, thank you very much."
"But this is important!"
"Fine" she said, Selene walked to the group.
"Put your hand here."
"Why?"
"So I can make a mark to prove our eternal friendship."
"FRIENDSHIP! WHERE? I'M ALLERGIC TO FRIENDS! GET TORI, QUICK! I FEEL
FAINT!" she collapsed the next second.
"You're cousin is a little weird, right?" asked Joey.
"Be thankful she fainted." replied Tea.
**********
"Selene, will you come over to Yugi's with me today?" asked Tea
"How long will it take?" asked Selene back.
"Only an hour or so," said Tea.
"Well if 10 minutes equals 4 hours in Japan, 1 hour must equal something to
long for me to be okay with." replied Selene coldly.
"Selene, how do you intend to make friends while you're here?"
"I DON'T. What on earth is on your hand?" she said, grabbing Tea's wrist.
"It's what I wish was on yours." she replied, detaching her hand from
Selene.
"So are you coming?" she asked again.
"No." said Selene simply returning to her comic.
"Fine," said Tea in the same tone. She promptly stood up and left.
Selene watched her leave. As soon as she left, Selene turned on the stereo,
put on the TV the highest it could go, and started jumping on the sofa.
"Good riddance," she said to herself, and turned on the stereo louder.
This went on for half an hour until she heard the doorbell.
"The neighbors!" she quickly turned off everything.
"Hello," she said sweetly, opening the door.
"Are you Selene Masaki?" it was a postman.
"Yes."
"I have a package for you, I just need you to sign--"
"Thank you, Bye!" Selene snatched the package and slammed the door shut.
"What's this?" she said opening the package. Inside was a glove, 2 gold
stars, 2 cards, and a video.
"Cool, maybe it's from Darien, or Tori, or Dad." She slid the tape in the
VCR. A man appeared on the screen.
"Selene Masaki, you have been invited to enter the Duelist Kingdom
Tournament."
"One minute and I'm already bored.." she thought it would have been a cool
movie, but it was just another dumb movie.
Then all of a sudden the man talked.
"Just as I thought you'd answer, Or should I say saw?"
Selene yawned, "I'll watch something else instead."
"Let me talk in you're language, This is reality TV and you're the victim."
"Oh Cool! What do you want me to do eat frogs? Kill my cousin? I'll do the
latter gladly."
"As I said it's a tournament, you're invited to duel other little children
and maybe get a chance to duel me?"
"Like with a sword?"
"Like with your duel monster deck."
"Oh, those cards. Well what's in it for me?"
"Only 3 million dollars."
"Yen or dollars?"
"Dollars"
"I'll be there, don't you worry."
"Then be at Domino dock at 7 'o clock sharp"
"Okay, gramps. Ciao." She took out the movie and looked at the clock. It
was 5:38. She decided to pack and leave without telling Tea. It would serve
her right for the "10 minutes" she stole from Selene yesterday.
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Review because I want some before I continue. I'll have to take this down
if I don't get more than 5.
