Disclaimer: As you know, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or else I'd be a
millionaire, which I'm not. I don't own Batman, either.
I should have named this chapter 'Malik's worst Nightmare.'
*********
"Teacher, why don't you go on a coffee break just like yesterday?" said
Marilyn sweetly.
"I'd love to, but I have to introduce the new student first." the teacher
replied. "Class, this is Susie Yamato."
"Hi!" said a girl with brown hair in two small braids and pink eyes.
"She's from Kyoto. Why don't you say something about yourself, Susie." The
teacher asked.
"I like the color brown like my hair, and pink like my eyes, but you could
probably already tell that unless you're color blind, my Grandpa told me
all about color blindness, it's like watching the old fashioned black and
white movies that I hate except for the funny ones which are just as good
as color, that's also what my Grandpa told me. Oh yeah, I forgot to say
about my Mommy and Daddy. They're gone, but I don't miss them too much,
they moved to Africa when a truck hit them by an accident, and BOOM, they
were in Africa, I don't worry because I know I'll join them one day soon,
and I still have my Grandpa. My Grandpa always pretends to be sleeping ,
but he's actually awake spying. Oh yeah, did I mention-"
"That's enough, Susie. Why don't you go play with everyone now?" the
teacher said.
"And why don't you take your coffee break?" Marilyn said to the teacher,
ushering her out the room. The teacher left, and Marilyn turned to Susie.
"So Susie," Marilyn said to her, "How would you like to be one of my
slaves?"
"Okay I will. Do you know that I like the color brown like my hair, and
pink like my eyes, but you could-"
"Where do you live?" Marilyn injected.
"The Kuchidzuke apartments." Susie answered.
"That's where we're staying!" Marilyn exclaimed.
"Is it twue youw pawents went to Afwica?" Carolyn asked quietly.
"Yes. But like I said, one day I'll go visit them." Susie said.
"Ouw Auntie Selene's mommy is also in Afwica." Carolyn told her.
"Well anyway, lets go oversee the building of my kingdom." Marilyn said.
**********
"I can't believe that that fool actually put my Serpent Night Dragon at
risk! Especially when she is such a weak Duelest!" Kage said furiously.
"I should have helped her, even if she interfered."
"Talking to ourselves, are we?" said an icy voice from behind her. Kage
turned around.
"Oh, it's YOU." Kage said to Bakura. Her tail automatically reached out to
hug him.
"You still have that furry rope?" Bakura asked coldly. Kage's face turned
red as she shook with anger. Slowly she smiled.
"Tail?" she said. It immediately extracted revenge by giving Bakura a hard
slap.
"Ow!" Bakura yelled. Angrily he rubbed his cheek.
"I didn't search this worthless town to fight with you." Bakura told her,
glaring.
"I see you haven't found another body." Kage said in reply.
"Not about my body. I've found a Millennium Item holder." Bakura said. Kage
looked coolly at him.
"You took the Eye and didn't even tell me about it. Why should I trust you
now?" Kage asked.
"Did you forget our agreement? I'll find you another body if you help me
find the Millennium Items." said Bakura.
"Why do you care for the Items so much?" Kage asked, looking at him
suspiciously.
"That doesn't concern you." Bakura replied coldly.
"You're right. I'll find them all by myself WITHOUT your help."Kage said,
turning to leave.
"Wait," Bakura said, "I'll tell you why."
"I'm listening." Kage said, turning around.
"AFTER we get them, that is." Bakura said, smiling evilly.
"Fine." Kage said, "It's not like I have anything better to do anyway.
Which Item was it?"
"The Millennium Rod." replied Bakura. Kage's jaw dropped, along with her
tail. She quickly covered her surprise.
"Who owns it?" Kage said, trying not to sound to eager. Bakura laughed.
"Why are you so concerned? It's just like all of the others." Bakura said.
"That doesn't concern you, but if you must know," Kage said, "I plan to be
the one holding it."
"In that case, you'll have to work for the current bearer, as I do." Bakura
said.
"Work for someone? I don't think so." Kage said haughtily.
"Well then plan on me holding it instead of you." Bakura said, starting to
leave.
"Wait," Kage said.
"Yes?" Bakura said smiling. He knew what she was thinking.
"Who owns it?" she asked.
"Why should I tell you?" Bakura said. Kage glared.
"Because I won't tell you who bears the Millennium Tauk." She said.
Bakura's eyes lit up.
"It doesn't matter, Malik said he would tell me." Bakura said.
"Malik?" Kage said, smiling as she ran off. Bakura looked furious at
himself.
"I'm an idiot." He said angrily.
**********
"Let's go get Ice cream, slave Carolyn." Marilyn said to her sister. They
were walking aimlessly around Battle City with Charlie.. They had been
trying to get DuelDisks, but every where they tried, the people said that
they were too young.
"Yes, Queen Mawilyn." Carolyn said. They started walking to the nearest
ice cream stand.
"Let's take this shortcut, Carolyn." Marilyn said, pointing to an alley.
Carolyn nodded as they walked through it.
"Hey!" said a voice. "I found them!"
"Huh?" Marilyn said, looking around. At once, they were surounded by men
wearing black and purple robes.
"You're names are Marilyn and Carolyn Masaki?" one of them asked.
"That's Queen Marilyn to you!" Marilyn said to him. He reached out to grab
her.
"OW!" he yelled. Charlie had just bitten him while Marilyn kicked him. The
other Rare Hunters tried to catch them, but Charlie bit them too.
"You're coming with us to Master Malik's!" Another said as Carolyn hid
behind her sister.
"Oh yeah? You and what army?" Marilyn asked. She noticed DuelDisks on there
hands.
"How about this. Me and my slave will Duel you. If you win, you get to
kidnap us. If we win, you still get to kidnap us, but you have to give us 3
Locator cards AND you're DuelDisks." Marilyn said. The Rare Hunters
laughed.
"Why don't we take you without the Duel?" one of them asked.
"'Cuz Charlie will take a chunk out of your leg." Marilyn said, "Besides,
all I have to do is whistle, and my slaves will come." Charlie gave a low
growl.
"Oh I'm SOOO scared." he said. "We can easily fight all your little
friends."
"You're just scared you'll lose!" Marilyn said.
"Why don't we Duel you to prove we aren't?" One of them said. He and
another activated their Disks while some others placed DuelDisks on Marilyn
and Carolyn's tiny arms.
**********
"Whoa!" said Malik, swerving to miss hitting a girl in the middle of the
alley. He was on his motorbike, and this was the second time today that
someone had diliberately stopped in front of him.
"Are you Malik?" said the girl. On closer inspection, Malik noticed that
one of her large gold earrings was pointing straight at him.
"What's it to you?" Malik said to her.
"If you are Malik, then you are also the current owner of the Millennium
Rod." The girl said, walking up to him.
"Selene Masaki?" he asked, looking at her. He had just sent his Rare
Hunters to kidnap her neices. The girl laughed.
"No, that's someone else. But judging from the Rod on you're belt, you ARE
Malik." She said.
"So what if I am? I'm not giving up my Item to you." Malik said venemously.
"Well I'll just have to take it from you, won't I?" she replied. Shadows
surrounded the girl as her left Earring started glowing.
"You don't have to be so aggressive. There are other ways of aquiring
Millennium Items." Malik said.
"That's what another liar said, and I ended up without the Eye while
someone else got it." she replied. The Shadows reached out for Malik. He
would have lost his Mind had he not potected himself with his Rod.
"Listen," Malik said to the girl, "You can have my Rod."
"What's the catch?" the girl asked.
"Because I won't need my Rod after I get Obelisk and Osiris back." Malik
replied.
"What?" the girl said, confused.
"They are certain monsters that I need. If you help me obtain them, I'll
give you my Rod."
"And why should I believe you?" she asked.
"Because-" Malik stared.
"Master Malik!" interrupted a voice.
"What is it, Rishid?" Malik asked.
"They have captured what you asked but..." Rishid said.
"But what?" Malik questioned.
"It's... sort of hard to explain over here."Rishid answered. Malik turned
back to the girl.
"Think about it. The Millennium Rod is yours for a card." Malik said.
"I'm not saying I'll join you." the girl said.
"I'll contact you later. What's your name?" Malik asked.
"Call me Kage." the girl said, leaving.
"See you around... Kage" he said with a smirk.
**********
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST TO THEM?!?!?!?" Malik yelled at his Rare
Hunters, "You're profesional Duelists and you couldn't beat
kindergardeners?" The Rare Hunters cringed.
"They were Pre-schoolers, Master Malik." Rishid corrected.
"SHUT UP!" Malik yelled again. He took a deep breath and seemed to calm
down.
"Rishid, go bring the prisoners to me." He said relatively calmly.
"Yes, Master Malik." Rishid said, leaving. Malik threw his Rare Hunters one
last glare before settling himself down on his throne. Rishid entered
holding two little girls' hands.
"And then you know what? I'm going to see my Mommy next month! No wait,
we'we being kidnapped, so I guess it will be delayed. You know this is my
fiwst time evew being kidnapped! I'm so excited! It's so much fun! The
people awe so nice and thewe's fwee woom sewvice, too!" Carolyn was
chattering to Rishid, who clearly was at a loss for words.
"Did you know Queen Mawilyn gave me a haiwcut? It looked kind of like
youws, but it actually didn't."
"Be quiet Carolyn! You're interrupting my gazing at my brand new pieces of
Exodia!" Marilyn said.
"Exodia?" Malik said, glaring at his Rare Hunters. They nodded meekly.
Malik looked like he was going to shout some more, but stopped.
"Hello, my name is Malik. You must be Marilyn Masaki, right?" he said in
falsely polite voice to Marilyn. Marilyn looked up haughtily at him.
"That's QUEEN Marilyn to you." she said in reply.
"You're a queen? How strange, because my name means King." Malik said.
"King? I knew you weren't worthy enough to call me Marilyn." Marilyn said.
Malik gripped his seat tightly but said nothing. (A.N. If you can't tell,
Marilyn infuriated Malik.)
"And you might be Carolyn?" he said to her with determined self-control.
"Yeah, I might." Carolyn said sweetly, curtsying. "Say hello, Fluffy-Baby."
"Come here so I can see your pretty faces." Malik said, reaching for his
Rod. Marilyn and Carolyn skipped forward to Malik.
"Do you REALLY have an Exodia head?" he said, "Because I have all the
pieces EXCEPT the Head." he said sadly.
"HAH!" said Marilyn, to his surprise.
"That is so cwuel of us! How can we laugh at poow, innocent... um..."
Carolyn looked at Malik. Then she saw his Rod
"Batman! You'we name must be Batman!" Carolyn said. "Because youw magic
wand has Bat wings on it, right?" Carolyn asked.
"And you don't really look like a Malik." Marilyn commented. "By Royal
order of Queen Marilyn, You are now named: Batman!" Marilyn said. The Rare
Hunters tried to stifle their laughter.
"Get Out!" Malik yelled to them. "Not you, Rishid, only those idiots."
"You must be Batman's assistant, the Boy Wondew, Wobin!" Carolyn exclaimed.
Malik had to stifle his own laughter at Rishid's confused face.
"Now," Malik said to Marilyn, "What would you like in exchange for Exodia's
head?"
"Nothing! It's mine!" Marilyn said, holding it away from him.
"How about candy?" Malik said.
"How about not?" Marilyn answered.
"Queen Mawilyn, we weally ought to shawe. Masaki's awe supposed to shawe."
Carolyn said.
"I'll bet you anything that Auntie Tea taught you that." Marilyn said.
"Well," Malik said in a depressing voice, "If you're not going to give me
Exodia, I suppose I'll have to send you away."
"Oh please don't Batman!" Carolyn said, clinging to his robes. Malik tried
not to shove her away.
"We love it hewe!" she said, tears in her eyes, "Wight, Queen Mawilyn?"
"Yeah," Marilyn said hastily. "I'll give you your card, just let us stay
longer." She shoved it into his hand.
"Okay, I'll let you stay." Malik said, an evil grin on his face. He took
out his Rod and pointed it straight at Marilyn.
"Are we playing a game? I LOVE games!" Marilyn said. She snatched the Rod
out of his hands.
"Monkey in the Middle!" Carolyn said happily as Marilyn threw the Rod to
her.
"Get it!" Malik yelled to Rishid. Rishid ran to Carolyn, who threw it to
Marilyn. He ran to Marilyn, but she threw it back to Carolyn. Rishid
reached out for it, but then.
"Whoops!" said Carolyn. She had accidentally thrown it out the window.
Malik and Rishid looked shocked.
"Don't wowwy, I'll go get it." Carolyn said, jumping out the window. Rishid
caught her leg just in time.
"Let go! Let go, my panties awe showing!" she said desperately as Rishid
pulled her back in.
"Rishid, go get my Rod!" Malik ordered him.
"Yes, Master Malik." Rishid said, exiting. Malik glared at the two little
girls, finally losing patience.
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH!" Malik yelled at them.
"IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOU GAVE US A DUMB INTRODUCTION!" Marilyn shouted back.
"WHEN I BE PHARAOH, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU TWO WILL BE THE FIRST TO LEAVE THIS
WORLD!" Malik yelled.
"WELL WE ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT AFRICA ANYWAY!" screeched Marilyn. Then she
stopped
"Pharaoh?" she asked.
"Pharaoh, Ruler of the world, King of Games!" Malik replied.
"Sorry Batman, but you are NOT Pharaoh material." Marilyn said, smirking.
"IT IS MY DESTINY!" Malik shouted.
"Don't get mad. We can MAKE you get Pharaoh material." Marilyn said, "You
see, you don't exactly LOOK like a Pharaoh." she said, circling him.
"DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE?" Malik pulled off his robe, revealing the inscription
on his back, and not much more. "HOW ABOUT NOW?"
"Oh Deaw!" Carolyn said, covering her eyes, "He's weawing his Biwthday
Suit."
"What cute Dragons!" Marilyn exclaimed, "Carolyn, it's okay, he's got
coloring on his back!"
"Weally?" Carolyn said, peeking out between her fingers. "Yay colowings! I
love to colow!" she said, taking out some markers. She started coloring in
the Millennium Puzzle a bright yellow before Malik snatched away her
marker.
"Well, you wewe the one lectuwing on shawing." Carolyn said as Malik put
his robe back on.
"You're hair is the wrong color, Batman." Marilyn said to him. "A Pharaoh,
like let's say Super Cuddles, must have tri-colored hair."
"Supew Cuddles is my FAVOWITE Phawaoh." Carolyn said.
"So anyways," Marilyn said, taking out 3 bottles of nail polish. "Let's dye
you're hair with my polish."
"What the-?" but he was interrupted as Carolyn took a running leap and
landed on his shoulders.
"I'm all set, Queen Mawilyn!" she said, dumping the Red and Black nail
polish on maliks head, then the yellow on his bangs.
"Now we need to make it stick up. Luckily, a Queen like me is ALWAYS
prepared." Marilyn said, pulling out a portable hair dryer. She threw it
to Carolyn, who began to blow it on Malik who was shaking with fury.
"RISHID, GET THEM OFF!" he yelled. But he remembered he had gone to get his
Rod.
"Now look at yourself, you look gorgeous!" Marilyn said, showing him a
mirror. Malik peered into it, horrified. Then his anger returned. He was
about to open his mouth when Carolyn said,
"Queen Mawilyn! We have to go to the Ice Faiwy's now, look at the time!"
"You're right, Carolyn." Marilyn repilied, they both started to exit.
"YOU!" Malik said, grabbing for them, but they had started running.
"Don't worry, We'll be back!" Marilyn called to him.
"Yeah, we just have to get my wish fwom my Faiwy!" Carolyn said, waving at
him. They dissappeared out the door.
Malik glared at their retreating backs. He went to his bathroom and flung
himself into the tub. He wouldn't be kidnapping THEM anytime soon.
*********
"Goodnight Daddy! See you in the morning." Marilyn said.
"Goodnight girls." Darien said, closing their bedroom door. They waited for
10 minutes, when they were absolutely sure that everyone was asleep. They
changed into their regular clothes then climbed out the window.
"Ice Fairy, here we come!" Marilyn said.
But half an hour later, they were lost.
"Man, there aren't even any taxi's around either!" Marilyn said
distraughtly.
"Well we found his castle once, we can find it again." Carolyn said
confidently.
"Yeah, well it isn't as easy as tha-" Marilyn said as she bumped into
someone.
"Hey watch it! I'm the Quee-" Marilyn started.
"Queen Marilyn!" shouted the girl they bumped into.
"Susie?" asked Carolyn.
"Carolyn!" Susie said happily. "What are you doing here?"
"We're looking for someone. What are you doing here?" Marilyn asked.
"I'm exploring." she said, holding out her map.
"You're Grandpa lets you roam around at NIGHT?" Marilyn asked.
"Of course! He's watching me though. He usually is disguised as something.
He used to be a superspy, whatever that means." Susie replied. "He's one of
the world's most wanted people!"
"Could I see youw map, Susie?" asked Carolyn.
"Sure!" she said cheerfully, handing it over.
"I found it! I found my Ice Faiwy's castle!" Carolyn exclaimed.
"How? You can't even read." Marilyn said.
"Well, It was by an ocean, and it was in the middle of the woods. So it's
here." Carolyn pointed.
"You're right! Let's go!" Marilyn said.
"Ice Fairy?" Susie asked, "Cool! Can I come too?"
"Sure." Marilyn said.
"Thanks, Queen Marilyn!" Susie said. The trio left.
*********
"Cool! It IS a castle!" Susie said, as she looked around the hallways of
the Kaiba mansion.
"Do you think my Ice is asleep, because it's really early." Carolyn asked.
"Maybe, let's go check." Marilyn said. They went to the second floor and
into Seto's bedroom.
"Wow, this is a water bed!" Susie exclaimed. She started jumping up and
down on it.
"Auntie Selene and Autie Tea also have watew beds." Carolyn said.
"But this is the biggest one I've ever seen!" Susie said, as she continued
to jump. Marilyn joined her.
"We aren't allowed to do this at home." Marilyn said.
"Queen Mawilyn, Susie, we have to find my Ice!" Carolyn said.
"Alright, let's go." Marilyn said.
"Queen Marilyn, I'm feeling hungry." Susie said.
"Help yourself to the fridge." Marilyn replied.
"But it doesn't belong to me." Susie said.
"Fairy's have ever-filling fridges. They're magical, and no matter how much
you eat, it'll be full." Marilyn said.
"That's exactly opposite of me! No matter how much I eat, I'm always
empty!" Susie said in wonder.
"But you look skinny." Carolyn said.
"That's because I run a lot." Susie said, going downstairs.
"Well, let's go find Ice, Carolyn." Marilyn said. The checked the next
room. A small figure was curled up in a ball, fast asleep.
"Look," whispered Carolyn, "It's the Sugar Fairy."
"Let's not disturb him." Marilyn said. they quietly closed the door behind
thm and started checking out the other rooms. They searched 2 more floors
with no luck. Finally, they came to the last door on the fifth floor.
"If he isn't hewe, that means he doesn't like us anymowe." Carolyn said
sadly.
"Then we'll catch him again! Remember, Masaki's never give up." Marilyn
said. Her hand urned the door handle.
They were in a huge room. One side of it had a huge moniter, the other 2
sides werecovered with electronic keyboards. In front of the Moniter, was
Seto Kaiba, busily typing something with his back to the door.
"ICE!" exclaimed Carolyn. She ran to him and hugged him.
"Get off!" yelled Seto.
"It's you!" he said, "Security!" he yelled. 10 guards came running to him.
"Get them out of here." Seto said coldly.
"Not till we get our wish." Marilyn said stubbornly.
"We wish that Batman would kidnap us evewyday, and that we could give him a
thousand Phawaoh make-ovews!" Carolyn said to Seto.
"Take them away!" said Seto.
"Oh, Marilyn, Carolyn!" It was Mokuba.
"Sugaw-Faiwy!" Carolyn said, hugging him. "You wewe asleep when we wewe
downstaiws." The guards looked at Mokuba.
"Seto..." Mokuba said.
"No Mokuba. They've broken in."
"Please!" Mokuba said, looking pleadingly at his brother. Seto stared at
him for a moment.
"Mokuba..." he said. The guards picked up Marilyn.
"Hey, that's no way to treat the Queen of the Universe!" she said, biting
his hand. He yelped and let go.
"Please can they stay Seto? They only came to see me." He said to his
brother.
"Whatever." Seto replied, breaking his eyes away from his brother and going
to once again, upgrade the security system.
"Yay!" Carolyn said as the thugs left.
"Why don't we go play with my video-games? I've never played two-player
mode before." he said, leading Marilyn to the living room on the third
floor.
"Alright, but I warn you: I'm a good player. Auntie Selene showed me all
her tricks." she said, following him. Carolyn, on the other hand, plopped
down on the floor beside Seto.
"What do you think you're doing?" he said to her icily.
"I'm watching you." Carolyn replied. Seto stood up and left. He went
downstairs.
"I NEED an aspirin." he said out loud. He opened the fridge door for water.
"Hi!" said Susie, who was sitting on one of the fridge shelves.
**********
R&R
As for ... who flamed me, try reading the rest of the chapters before you
decide to spit fire.
millionaire, which I'm not. I don't own Batman, either.
I should have named this chapter 'Malik's worst Nightmare.'
*********
"Teacher, why don't you go on a coffee break just like yesterday?" said
Marilyn sweetly.
"I'd love to, but I have to introduce the new student first." the teacher
replied. "Class, this is Susie Yamato."
"Hi!" said a girl with brown hair in two small braids and pink eyes.
"She's from Kyoto. Why don't you say something about yourself, Susie." The
teacher asked.
"I like the color brown like my hair, and pink like my eyes, but you could
probably already tell that unless you're color blind, my Grandpa told me
all about color blindness, it's like watching the old fashioned black and
white movies that I hate except for the funny ones which are just as good
as color, that's also what my Grandpa told me. Oh yeah, I forgot to say
about my Mommy and Daddy. They're gone, but I don't miss them too much,
they moved to Africa when a truck hit them by an accident, and BOOM, they
were in Africa, I don't worry because I know I'll join them one day soon,
and I still have my Grandpa. My Grandpa always pretends to be sleeping ,
but he's actually awake spying. Oh yeah, did I mention-"
"That's enough, Susie. Why don't you go play with everyone now?" the
teacher said.
"And why don't you take your coffee break?" Marilyn said to the teacher,
ushering her out the room. The teacher left, and Marilyn turned to Susie.
"So Susie," Marilyn said to her, "How would you like to be one of my
slaves?"
"Okay I will. Do you know that I like the color brown like my hair, and
pink like my eyes, but you could-"
"Where do you live?" Marilyn injected.
"The Kuchidzuke apartments." Susie answered.
"That's where we're staying!" Marilyn exclaimed.
"Is it twue youw pawents went to Afwica?" Carolyn asked quietly.
"Yes. But like I said, one day I'll go visit them." Susie said.
"Ouw Auntie Selene's mommy is also in Afwica." Carolyn told her.
"Well anyway, lets go oversee the building of my kingdom." Marilyn said.
**********
"I can't believe that that fool actually put my Serpent Night Dragon at
risk! Especially when she is such a weak Duelest!" Kage said furiously.
"I should have helped her, even if she interfered."
"Talking to ourselves, are we?" said an icy voice from behind her. Kage
turned around.
"Oh, it's YOU." Kage said to Bakura. Her tail automatically reached out to
hug him.
"You still have that furry rope?" Bakura asked coldly. Kage's face turned
red as she shook with anger. Slowly she smiled.
"Tail?" she said. It immediately extracted revenge by giving Bakura a hard
slap.
"Ow!" Bakura yelled. Angrily he rubbed his cheek.
"I didn't search this worthless town to fight with you." Bakura told her,
glaring.
"I see you haven't found another body." Kage said in reply.
"Not about my body. I've found a Millennium Item holder." Bakura said. Kage
looked coolly at him.
"You took the Eye and didn't even tell me about it. Why should I trust you
now?" Kage asked.
"Did you forget our agreement? I'll find you another body if you help me
find the Millennium Items." said Bakura.
"Why do you care for the Items so much?" Kage asked, looking at him
suspiciously.
"That doesn't concern you." Bakura replied coldly.
"You're right. I'll find them all by myself WITHOUT your help."Kage said,
turning to leave.
"Wait," Bakura said, "I'll tell you why."
"I'm listening." Kage said, turning around.
"AFTER we get them, that is." Bakura said, smiling evilly.
"Fine." Kage said, "It's not like I have anything better to do anyway.
Which Item was it?"
"The Millennium Rod." replied Bakura. Kage's jaw dropped, along with her
tail. She quickly covered her surprise.
"Who owns it?" Kage said, trying not to sound to eager. Bakura laughed.
"Why are you so concerned? It's just like all of the others." Bakura said.
"That doesn't concern you, but if you must know," Kage said, "I plan to be
the one holding it."
"In that case, you'll have to work for the current bearer, as I do." Bakura
said.
"Work for someone? I don't think so." Kage said haughtily.
"Well then plan on me holding it instead of you." Bakura said, starting to
leave.
"Wait," Kage said.
"Yes?" Bakura said smiling. He knew what she was thinking.
"Who owns it?" she asked.
"Why should I tell you?" Bakura said. Kage glared.
"Because I won't tell you who bears the Millennium Tauk." She said.
Bakura's eyes lit up.
"It doesn't matter, Malik said he would tell me." Bakura said.
"Malik?" Kage said, smiling as she ran off. Bakura looked furious at
himself.
"I'm an idiot." He said angrily.
**********
"Let's go get Ice cream, slave Carolyn." Marilyn said to her sister. They
were walking aimlessly around Battle City with Charlie.. They had been
trying to get DuelDisks, but every where they tried, the people said that
they were too young.
"Yes, Queen Mawilyn." Carolyn said. They started walking to the nearest
ice cream stand.
"Let's take this shortcut, Carolyn." Marilyn said, pointing to an alley.
Carolyn nodded as they walked through it.
"Hey!" said a voice. "I found them!"
"Huh?" Marilyn said, looking around. At once, they were surounded by men
wearing black and purple robes.
"You're names are Marilyn and Carolyn Masaki?" one of them asked.
"That's Queen Marilyn to you!" Marilyn said to him. He reached out to grab
her.
"OW!" he yelled. Charlie had just bitten him while Marilyn kicked him. The
other Rare Hunters tried to catch them, but Charlie bit them too.
"You're coming with us to Master Malik's!" Another said as Carolyn hid
behind her sister.
"Oh yeah? You and what army?" Marilyn asked. She noticed DuelDisks on there
hands.
"How about this. Me and my slave will Duel you. If you win, you get to
kidnap us. If we win, you still get to kidnap us, but you have to give us 3
Locator cards AND you're DuelDisks." Marilyn said. The Rare Hunters
laughed.
"Why don't we take you without the Duel?" one of them asked.
"'Cuz Charlie will take a chunk out of your leg." Marilyn said, "Besides,
all I have to do is whistle, and my slaves will come." Charlie gave a low
growl.
"Oh I'm SOOO scared." he said. "We can easily fight all your little
friends."
"You're just scared you'll lose!" Marilyn said.
"Why don't we Duel you to prove we aren't?" One of them said. He and
another activated their Disks while some others placed DuelDisks on Marilyn
and Carolyn's tiny arms.
**********
"Whoa!" said Malik, swerving to miss hitting a girl in the middle of the
alley. He was on his motorbike, and this was the second time today that
someone had diliberately stopped in front of him.
"Are you Malik?" said the girl. On closer inspection, Malik noticed that
one of her large gold earrings was pointing straight at him.
"What's it to you?" Malik said to her.
"If you are Malik, then you are also the current owner of the Millennium
Rod." The girl said, walking up to him.
"Selene Masaki?" he asked, looking at her. He had just sent his Rare
Hunters to kidnap her neices. The girl laughed.
"No, that's someone else. But judging from the Rod on you're belt, you ARE
Malik." She said.
"So what if I am? I'm not giving up my Item to you." Malik said venemously.
"Well I'll just have to take it from you, won't I?" she replied. Shadows
surrounded the girl as her left Earring started glowing.
"You don't have to be so aggressive. There are other ways of aquiring
Millennium Items." Malik said.
"That's what another liar said, and I ended up without the Eye while
someone else got it." she replied. The Shadows reached out for Malik. He
would have lost his Mind had he not potected himself with his Rod.
"Listen," Malik said to the girl, "You can have my Rod."
"What's the catch?" the girl asked.
"Because I won't need my Rod after I get Obelisk and Osiris back." Malik
replied.
"What?" the girl said, confused.
"They are certain monsters that I need. If you help me obtain them, I'll
give you my Rod."
"And why should I believe you?" she asked.
"Because-" Malik stared.
"Master Malik!" interrupted a voice.
"What is it, Rishid?" Malik asked.
"They have captured what you asked but..." Rishid said.
"But what?" Malik questioned.
"It's... sort of hard to explain over here."Rishid answered. Malik turned
back to the girl.
"Think about it. The Millennium Rod is yours for a card." Malik said.
"I'm not saying I'll join you." the girl said.
"I'll contact you later. What's your name?" Malik asked.
"Call me Kage." the girl said, leaving.
"See you around... Kage" he said with a smirk.
**********
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST TO THEM?!?!?!?" Malik yelled at his Rare
Hunters, "You're profesional Duelists and you couldn't beat
kindergardeners?" The Rare Hunters cringed.
"They were Pre-schoolers, Master Malik." Rishid corrected.
"SHUT UP!" Malik yelled again. He took a deep breath and seemed to calm
down.
"Rishid, go bring the prisoners to me." He said relatively calmly.
"Yes, Master Malik." Rishid said, leaving. Malik threw his Rare Hunters one
last glare before settling himself down on his throne. Rishid entered
holding two little girls' hands.
"And then you know what? I'm going to see my Mommy next month! No wait,
we'we being kidnapped, so I guess it will be delayed. You know this is my
fiwst time evew being kidnapped! I'm so excited! It's so much fun! The
people awe so nice and thewe's fwee woom sewvice, too!" Carolyn was
chattering to Rishid, who clearly was at a loss for words.
"Did you know Queen Mawilyn gave me a haiwcut? It looked kind of like
youws, but it actually didn't."
"Be quiet Carolyn! You're interrupting my gazing at my brand new pieces of
Exodia!" Marilyn said.
"Exodia?" Malik said, glaring at his Rare Hunters. They nodded meekly.
Malik looked like he was going to shout some more, but stopped.
"Hello, my name is Malik. You must be Marilyn Masaki, right?" he said in
falsely polite voice to Marilyn. Marilyn looked up haughtily at him.
"That's QUEEN Marilyn to you." she said in reply.
"You're a queen? How strange, because my name means King." Malik said.
"King? I knew you weren't worthy enough to call me Marilyn." Marilyn said.
Malik gripped his seat tightly but said nothing. (A.N. If you can't tell,
Marilyn infuriated Malik.)
"And you might be Carolyn?" he said to her with determined self-control.
"Yeah, I might." Carolyn said sweetly, curtsying. "Say hello, Fluffy-Baby."
"Come here so I can see your pretty faces." Malik said, reaching for his
Rod. Marilyn and Carolyn skipped forward to Malik.
"Do you REALLY have an Exodia head?" he said, "Because I have all the
pieces EXCEPT the Head." he said sadly.
"HAH!" said Marilyn, to his surprise.
"That is so cwuel of us! How can we laugh at poow, innocent... um..."
Carolyn looked at Malik. Then she saw his Rod
"Batman! You'we name must be Batman!" Carolyn said. "Because youw magic
wand has Bat wings on it, right?" Carolyn asked.
"And you don't really look like a Malik." Marilyn commented. "By Royal
order of Queen Marilyn, You are now named: Batman!" Marilyn said. The Rare
Hunters tried to stifle their laughter.
"Get Out!" Malik yelled to them. "Not you, Rishid, only those idiots."
"You must be Batman's assistant, the Boy Wondew, Wobin!" Carolyn exclaimed.
Malik had to stifle his own laughter at Rishid's confused face.
"Now," Malik said to Marilyn, "What would you like in exchange for Exodia's
head?"
"Nothing! It's mine!" Marilyn said, holding it away from him.
"How about candy?" Malik said.
"How about not?" Marilyn answered.
"Queen Mawilyn, we weally ought to shawe. Masaki's awe supposed to shawe."
Carolyn said.
"I'll bet you anything that Auntie Tea taught you that." Marilyn said.
"Well," Malik said in a depressing voice, "If you're not going to give me
Exodia, I suppose I'll have to send you away."
"Oh please don't Batman!" Carolyn said, clinging to his robes. Malik tried
not to shove her away.
"We love it hewe!" she said, tears in her eyes, "Wight, Queen Mawilyn?"
"Yeah," Marilyn said hastily. "I'll give you your card, just let us stay
longer." She shoved it into his hand.
"Okay, I'll let you stay." Malik said, an evil grin on his face. He took
out his Rod and pointed it straight at Marilyn.
"Are we playing a game? I LOVE games!" Marilyn said. She snatched the Rod
out of his hands.
"Monkey in the Middle!" Carolyn said happily as Marilyn threw the Rod to
her.
"Get it!" Malik yelled to Rishid. Rishid ran to Carolyn, who threw it to
Marilyn. He ran to Marilyn, but she threw it back to Carolyn. Rishid
reached out for it, but then.
"Whoops!" said Carolyn. She had accidentally thrown it out the window.
Malik and Rishid looked shocked.
"Don't wowwy, I'll go get it." Carolyn said, jumping out the window. Rishid
caught her leg just in time.
"Let go! Let go, my panties awe showing!" she said desperately as Rishid
pulled her back in.
"Rishid, go get my Rod!" Malik ordered him.
"Yes, Master Malik." Rishid said, exiting. Malik glared at the two little
girls, finally losing patience.
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH!" Malik yelled at them.
"IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOU GAVE US A DUMB INTRODUCTION!" Marilyn shouted back.
"WHEN I BE PHARAOH, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU TWO WILL BE THE FIRST TO LEAVE THIS
WORLD!" Malik yelled.
"WELL WE ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT AFRICA ANYWAY!" screeched Marilyn. Then she
stopped
"Pharaoh?" she asked.
"Pharaoh, Ruler of the world, King of Games!" Malik replied.
"Sorry Batman, but you are NOT Pharaoh material." Marilyn said, smirking.
"IT IS MY DESTINY!" Malik shouted.
"Don't get mad. We can MAKE you get Pharaoh material." Marilyn said, "You
see, you don't exactly LOOK like a Pharaoh." she said, circling him.
"DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE?" Malik pulled off his robe, revealing the inscription
on his back, and not much more. "HOW ABOUT NOW?"
"Oh Deaw!" Carolyn said, covering her eyes, "He's weawing his Biwthday
Suit."
"What cute Dragons!" Marilyn exclaimed, "Carolyn, it's okay, he's got
coloring on his back!"
"Weally?" Carolyn said, peeking out between her fingers. "Yay colowings! I
love to colow!" she said, taking out some markers. She started coloring in
the Millennium Puzzle a bright yellow before Malik snatched away her
marker.
"Well, you wewe the one lectuwing on shawing." Carolyn said as Malik put
his robe back on.
"You're hair is the wrong color, Batman." Marilyn said to him. "A Pharaoh,
like let's say Super Cuddles, must have tri-colored hair."
"Supew Cuddles is my FAVOWITE Phawaoh." Carolyn said.
"So anyways," Marilyn said, taking out 3 bottles of nail polish. "Let's dye
you're hair with my polish."
"What the-?" but he was interrupted as Carolyn took a running leap and
landed on his shoulders.
"I'm all set, Queen Mawilyn!" she said, dumping the Red and Black nail
polish on maliks head, then the yellow on his bangs.
"Now we need to make it stick up. Luckily, a Queen like me is ALWAYS
prepared." Marilyn said, pulling out a portable hair dryer. She threw it
to Carolyn, who began to blow it on Malik who was shaking with fury.
"RISHID, GET THEM OFF!" he yelled. But he remembered he had gone to get his
Rod.
"Now look at yourself, you look gorgeous!" Marilyn said, showing him a
mirror. Malik peered into it, horrified. Then his anger returned. He was
about to open his mouth when Carolyn said,
"Queen Mawilyn! We have to go to the Ice Faiwy's now, look at the time!"
"You're right, Carolyn." Marilyn repilied, they both started to exit.
"YOU!" Malik said, grabbing for them, but they had started running.
"Don't worry, We'll be back!" Marilyn called to him.
"Yeah, we just have to get my wish fwom my Faiwy!" Carolyn said, waving at
him. They dissappeared out the door.
Malik glared at their retreating backs. He went to his bathroom and flung
himself into the tub. He wouldn't be kidnapping THEM anytime soon.
*********
"Goodnight Daddy! See you in the morning." Marilyn said.
"Goodnight girls." Darien said, closing their bedroom door. They waited for
10 minutes, when they were absolutely sure that everyone was asleep. They
changed into their regular clothes then climbed out the window.
"Ice Fairy, here we come!" Marilyn said.
But half an hour later, they were lost.
"Man, there aren't even any taxi's around either!" Marilyn said
distraughtly.
"Well we found his castle once, we can find it again." Carolyn said
confidently.
"Yeah, well it isn't as easy as tha-" Marilyn said as she bumped into
someone.
"Hey watch it! I'm the Quee-" Marilyn started.
"Queen Marilyn!" shouted the girl they bumped into.
"Susie?" asked Carolyn.
"Carolyn!" Susie said happily. "What are you doing here?"
"We're looking for someone. What are you doing here?" Marilyn asked.
"I'm exploring." she said, holding out her map.
"You're Grandpa lets you roam around at NIGHT?" Marilyn asked.
"Of course! He's watching me though. He usually is disguised as something.
He used to be a superspy, whatever that means." Susie replied. "He's one of
the world's most wanted people!"
"Could I see youw map, Susie?" asked Carolyn.
"Sure!" she said cheerfully, handing it over.
"I found it! I found my Ice Faiwy's castle!" Carolyn exclaimed.
"How? You can't even read." Marilyn said.
"Well, It was by an ocean, and it was in the middle of the woods. So it's
here." Carolyn pointed.
"You're right! Let's go!" Marilyn said.
"Ice Fairy?" Susie asked, "Cool! Can I come too?"
"Sure." Marilyn said.
"Thanks, Queen Marilyn!" Susie said. The trio left.
*********
"Cool! It IS a castle!" Susie said, as she looked around the hallways of
the Kaiba mansion.
"Do you think my Ice is asleep, because it's really early." Carolyn asked.
"Maybe, let's go check." Marilyn said. They went to the second floor and
into Seto's bedroom.
"Wow, this is a water bed!" Susie exclaimed. She started jumping up and
down on it.
"Auntie Selene and Autie Tea also have watew beds." Carolyn said.
"But this is the biggest one I've ever seen!" Susie said, as she continued
to jump. Marilyn joined her.
"We aren't allowed to do this at home." Marilyn said.
"Queen Mawilyn, Susie, we have to find my Ice!" Carolyn said.
"Alright, let's go." Marilyn said.
"Queen Marilyn, I'm feeling hungry." Susie said.
"Help yourself to the fridge." Marilyn replied.
"But it doesn't belong to me." Susie said.
"Fairy's have ever-filling fridges. They're magical, and no matter how much
you eat, it'll be full." Marilyn said.
"That's exactly opposite of me! No matter how much I eat, I'm always
empty!" Susie said in wonder.
"But you look skinny." Carolyn said.
"That's because I run a lot." Susie said, going downstairs.
"Well, let's go find Ice, Carolyn." Marilyn said. The checked the next
room. A small figure was curled up in a ball, fast asleep.
"Look," whispered Carolyn, "It's the Sugar Fairy."
"Let's not disturb him." Marilyn said. they quietly closed the door behind
thm and started checking out the other rooms. They searched 2 more floors
with no luck. Finally, they came to the last door on the fifth floor.
"If he isn't hewe, that means he doesn't like us anymowe." Carolyn said
sadly.
"Then we'll catch him again! Remember, Masaki's never give up." Marilyn
said. Her hand urned the door handle.
They were in a huge room. One side of it had a huge moniter, the other 2
sides werecovered with electronic keyboards. In front of the Moniter, was
Seto Kaiba, busily typing something with his back to the door.
"ICE!" exclaimed Carolyn. She ran to him and hugged him.
"Get off!" yelled Seto.
"It's you!" he said, "Security!" he yelled. 10 guards came running to him.
"Get them out of here." Seto said coldly.
"Not till we get our wish." Marilyn said stubbornly.
"We wish that Batman would kidnap us evewyday, and that we could give him a
thousand Phawaoh make-ovews!" Carolyn said to Seto.
"Take them away!" said Seto.
"Oh, Marilyn, Carolyn!" It was Mokuba.
"Sugaw-Faiwy!" Carolyn said, hugging him. "You wewe asleep when we wewe
downstaiws." The guards looked at Mokuba.
"Seto..." Mokuba said.
"No Mokuba. They've broken in."
"Please!" Mokuba said, looking pleadingly at his brother. Seto stared at
him for a moment.
"Mokuba..." he said. The guards picked up Marilyn.
"Hey, that's no way to treat the Queen of the Universe!" she said, biting
his hand. He yelped and let go.
"Please can they stay Seto? They only came to see me." He said to his
brother.
"Whatever." Seto replied, breaking his eyes away from his brother and going
to once again, upgrade the security system.
"Yay!" Carolyn said as the thugs left.
"Why don't we go play with my video-games? I've never played two-player
mode before." he said, leading Marilyn to the living room on the third
floor.
"Alright, but I warn you: I'm a good player. Auntie Selene showed me all
her tricks." she said, following him. Carolyn, on the other hand, plopped
down on the floor beside Seto.
"What do you think you're doing?" he said to her icily.
"I'm watching you." Carolyn replied. Seto stood up and left. He went
downstairs.
"I NEED an aspirin." he said out loud. He opened the fridge door for water.
"Hi!" said Susie, who was sitting on one of the fridge shelves.
**********
R&R
As for ... who flamed me, try reading the rest of the chapters before you
decide to spit fire.