Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Chasin' After You or Batman or
Cheerios.
**********
"Finally!" Selene yelled, throwing her backpack in the air. "School's out!"
"I can't believe I got an 85 on my test!" Tea said, disgusted with herself.
"I got a 70." Selene said cheerfully. Tea stopped in her tracks, mortified.
"A 70!?!?! Did you even bother studying?" Tea asked her cousin.
"Nope." Selene said. Tea looked at her hopelessly.
"Hey, is that Tori?" Tea said happily. She started skipping over to Tori
but stopped dead in her tracks.
"What...?" Selene asked, staring at her. Tea's blue eyes suddenly started
burning with flames. Selene followed her gaze to the van. Her mouth dropped
open in surprise. Tori was sitting in the front seat, reading a book as
usual, and on the passenger side was a pretty, bright red-haired woman.
"MY TORI!" screamed Tea, running to the van. She wrenched the door open,
and jumped into Tori's lap, encasing him in a death hug.
"Te-a" gasped Tori, fighting for breath, "good-to-see-you-too."
"Good afternoon, Tea." the woman said, smiling. Tea turned to glare at her,
but her eyes widened instead.
"Marian!" Tea said, turning bright red. Selene walked to the van.
"Marian! How great to see you!" she said with a false smile.
"Hello Aunties!" said Marilyn and Carolyn from the back. They looked even
happier than usual.
"Ouw Mommy came!" Carolyn said.
"Yes, and I'm releived. I don't think I could take care of you girls by
myself." Darien said. He was sitting beside Marilyn, grinning.
"Why did you yell, Tea?" Marian asked.
"Oh-that was-I didn't-" Tea stammered, turning an even deeper shade of
crimson.
"She thought you were someone special." Selene said, winking. Tea gave her
a whack.
"Sorry, Tea." Selene said, raising her eyebrows up and down.
**********
"Interesting device these mortals invented." Kage said, dancing to some
music on headphones. She was in a CD store, listening to music samples,
when she felt someone tap her shoulder.
"Get lost! Can't you see I'm busy?" Kage said, without bothering to turn
around. A man in purple robes came up to her and started saying something.
"We have come to take you to Master Malik." said the Rare Hunter. But all
Kage heard was:
"Chasin' After You, oimotomete
Ano fragrance anata wo
Dare mo ubae yashinai sa
Kaguwa shiki hoshi wo."
"I can't hear you!" Kage shouted, still dancing. The Rare Hunter rolled his
eyes and pulled off her headphones.
"I repeat: we have come to take you to Master Malik." he said again.
"This sounded better." Kage said, putting the headphones back over her
ears. Then she froze and pulled them off.
"Malik, as in the owner of the Millennium Rod?" Kage asked. The Rare Hunter
nodded.
"Why didn't you say so before!?! Take me to where he is at once!" Kage
said, seeing herself holding the Rod.
"Not so fast. I have to blind fold you." he said, pulling out a
handkerchief.
"Alright, but hurry it up." Kage said, smirking. Her tail could pick up
anything, whether she was blindfolded or not. And she could follow her own
scent back there, werewolves were famous for their sense of smell.
"Let's go." The Rare Hunter said.
*********
"Hello Charlie! Do you remember me?" Marian asked the Golden Retreiver.
Charlie barked and leapt on her, knocking her to the ground.
"Bad Charlie!" Darien said, trying to pull him off as licked Marian's face.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!" Marian said, opening the door, as Charlie started chasing
Marilyn and Carolyn around the room.
"May I help you?" Marian asked the 2 boys at the door.
"Uh... I think this is the wrong apartment, Joey." Tristan said, staring at
Marian.
"No, I'm sure it's the right one! I should know, I babysit here all the
time." Joey replied stubbornly. On hearing Joey's voice, Charlie came out
of nowhere and jumped on him.
"Oof! Charlie!" Joey yelled as the dog started licking him.
"Mmffmfmmfff." Joey said, sounding something like: I told you so.
"I'm so sorry! Let me help you." Marian said, pulling the retriever off.
"He usually isn't like this." she said apologetically.
"He is awound little bwothew!" Carolyn replied, coming out from her room.
"Meet Charlie's little brother, Charlie Puppy Dog." Marilyn said pointing
to Joey.
"MY ANGELS!" Tristan exclaimed, hugging them.
"Strawberry! I couldn't wait to show you my new nail polish. It's called
Fruit Salad: Cherry, Banana, Kiwi, blue-berry, grape. And my other hand:
Watermelon, Lemon, Lime, Rasberry, Plum."
"And this is Stwabewwy!" Carolyn said.
"I'm Marian." Marian said, shaking Joey's hand.
"Pleased to meet you." Joey replied.
"She's our Mommy." Marilyn said.
"You look just like my Angel Carolyn." Tristan said. Marian stared while
Joey sweatdropped.
"Well come in!" Marian said, beckoning the boys into the apartment. They
came in and froze.
"Whoa, something's wrong here." Joey said, "This place is CLEAN."
"And not only is it clean, it's sparkling. Did Selene die or something?"
Tristan said. Joey looked up hopefully, but Marian laughed and shook her
head.
"Auntie Selene went to Afwica? Weally!?!" Carolyn exclaimed.
"Hey Grandpa, guess what?" Marilyn said to Selene's dad.
"Don't!" Marian whispered, but it was too late.
"Auntie Selene's gone to Africa." Marilyn said proudly.
"MY BABY? DEAD? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Selene's Dad, jumping out
the window.
"Johnathan!" Marian said, grabbing him.
"WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIFE WITHOUT MY BABY!?!" Johnathan AKA Selene's dad
sobbed.
"Dad, it's not-" Darien started.
"What's up, Pops?" Selene interrupted, entering the living room.
"MY BABY!!!" Johnathan yelled, hugging her.
"Mmf." Selene replied, enveloped in a death glomp. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Can we go to Africa with you, Auntie Selene?"
"Africa? I don't know, it's sort of hot there." Selene said. Marilyn and
Carolyn looked at each other slowly.
"On second thought, maybe we'll go to Africa by ourselves." Marilyn said.
"Does that mean they think-?" Joey asked.
"Yup." Darien replied.
*********
"I have brought her, Master Malik." A Rare Hunter said.
"Good, bring her here." Malik said. The Rare Hunter exited.
"Brought who?" Bakura asked Malik.
"You're new partner." Malik replied.
"You never mentioned a-" Bakura began.
"Hey people! The Queen of the World is in the house!" Kage said, entering
the room. Malik rolled his eyes.
"YOU!" Bakura shouted at Kage.
"DON'T SHOUT AT ME, MULLET-BOY!" Kage shouted back.
"MULLET-BOY! WATCH YOUR TOUNGUE, ROCK 'N ROLL-GIRL!" Bakura replied just as
loudly.
"I take it, that you two've met before." Malik said with an evil smile,
"You'll make great partners."
"ANNOYING!"
"NUISANCE!"
"GENTLE-MAN!"
"PUNK!"
"BIG-MOUTH!"
"IDIOT!"
"TRASHY!"
"DELUSIONAL!"
"IGNORANT!"
"EMBICILE!"
"PIG!"
"WEREWOLF!"
"Werewolf?" Malik said, looking at Bakura.
"You fool!" Kage said, slapping Bakura. He slapped her back. They started
fighting physically. Rishid and Malik were forced to hold them back.
"She thinks she's so great!" Bakura spat.
"He thinks he's so smart!" Kage yelled.
"WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Malik yelled, losing patience.
"No!" Bakura and Kage said simultaneously.
"Then you can't have my Rod!" Malik replied. They shut up.
"Is it true that you're a werewolf?" Malik asked Kage.
"No no no! Of course not! Bakura was just being ASININE AS USUAL!" Kage
said furiously.
"She's lying." Bakura said, glaring at Kage.
"She doesn't look like a werewolf." Malik said, surveying her.
"Of course I don't!" Kage said, smirking at Bakura.
"Maybe she isn't." Bakura said slowly, "because then she would have a WEAK,
SKIMPY TAIL!" Bakura said, emphasising skimpy. The effect was
instantaneous. Kage's tail popped out from under the back of her shirt and
slapped Bakura. Malik's eyes widened as Bakura grinned, rubbing the red
mark on his cheek.
"Tail! Oh, Curse you to the Shadows, Bakura!" Kage said angrily.
"I already am." Bakura replied.
"I've never seen... I thought they were... Werewolves..." Malik was
mystified.
"I thought all Egyptian Werewolves died out. They were hanged the moment
they were revealed." Malik said.
"It's too bad they missed one." Bakura said. Kage glared at him.
"That's why I spent most of my life in an Earring." She said to Malik.
"Shouldn't you have fangs?" Malik asked. Kage gave him a wide smile. Bakura
and Malik jumped backwards.
"That's hideous!" Bakura said.
"Hideous but useful. They inject poison in every bite. And if you managed
to live, you would become a werewolf."
"Then it's just a myth that werewolves eat people?" Malik asked.
"Actually..." Kage said, "We have to eat someone before we turn back to our
human forms, or else we'll die." She looked at Bakura and licked her lips.
Bakura looked slightly uncomfortable.
"Who did you eat last month?" Malik asked curiously.
"One of Pegasus's guards. Man was he bony!" Kage said, shaking her head
sadly. Bakura looked even more unomfortable. Malik on the other hand,
looked worried as Kage examined Bakura like someone examines a sandwich
before taking a bite out of it.
"My next meal is REALLY fat. Maybe he should think of going on a diet."
Kage said, still surveying Bakura with great pleasure. Bakura's face turned
whiter than his hair.
"When you aren't in wolf-form, can you eat someone? Like...um... could you
eat anyone now?" Malik asked.
"Sure I could! But I'd get indegestion and I'd have to throw it up. But it
tastes good at the time." Kage replied. Malik smiled.
"All right, you're hired. You're perfect for the job." Malik said to Kage.
"I don't work for ANYONE, mister." Kage said arrogantly, "Everyone works
for me."
"Fine, you can be my very important-what word am I looking for- Oh yeah,
FRIEND." Malik said.
"Um, I'll just work for you instead." Kage replied.
"Good. And Kage, one thing though. You can't eat your partner on the job."
Malik said.
**********
"Ugh! I can't do this!" Selene screamed, throwing her Math book at the
wall.
"No matter how hard I try, No matter how hard I work, I can never make
better than a 70!" Selene shouted. She took a deep breath.
"I'm actually starting to believe this Curse-thingy. She was right, I can't
be the best at anything, but at least I want to beat Tea!"
'Maybe I can help you.' A voice said in her head. It took a moment for
Selene to figure out that it was Hikari, since it was the first time she
had spoken directly to her.
'How can you help me?' Selene thought. In reply, Hikari materialized beside
her, illuminating the dark room.
"I'll try my hardest to help you. Maybe I can test you on the chapter."
Hikari said. Selene shrugged.
"I guess." She said, handing Hikari the book.
"This is math! Isn't your brother Tori a genius at math?" Hikari asked.
"I can't ask him for help!" Selene replied.
"He's you're brother! You could get hundreds in Math if you just asked him
for help." Hikari said.
"I won't get his help!" Selene said.
"Why not?" Hikari asked, puzzled.
"He's just... so boring. And besides, he's always busy and when he's not,
he's reading some dumb book on Quantum Physics or something." Selene said.
"He has time for you." Hikari said.
"Fine, Fine, I'll just ask him. You won't get off my back if I don't
anyways." Selene said.
"Off you're back? I'm not on you're back, I'm standing here." Hikari said,
confused.
"Nevermind." Selene said, leaving the room. She knocked on Tori's door,
certain that she would find his blue bangs in a book.
"Come in." Tori said. Selene entered. Tori looked up from his book,
surprised.
"I'm telling you, Marian threw away your candy bars, I didn't touch them."
Tori said.
"It's not that, it's something else." Selene said. Tori looked even more
surprised.
"Is there something wrong? Are you all right?" he asked her. Selene sighed,
swallowing up her pride. It was a huge swallow.
"Can you he- can you hel- can you- You know what? Never mind." Selene said,
turning to leave. Tori noticed the math book she had been hiding behind her
back.
"I'll help you, Selene." Tori said cheerfully. Selene tried to smile back.
"Okay, this stuff is really easy. All you have to do is-"
"Hi Tori!" Tea said, barging into his room without looking at Selene and
giving him a bear hug.
"Will you help me on Math?" she asked. Selene fainted. Tea stared.
"Was it something I said?"
**********
"I can't believe we tricked mommy to let us get kidnapped!" Marilyn said.
"How'd you do it?" Susie asked.
"We told her the truth of course. We said we were going to Batman's Cave."
Marilyn replied.
"Do you know what she said next?" Carolyn told Susie.
"What?" Susie asked.
"Be home befowe dinnew!" Carolyn said happily.
"We'll be home before dinner, and then we'll go to Ice's castle, okay
Susie?" Marilyn said.
"I'll meet you in the lobby." Susie said, nodding. "So what is Batman
like?"
"Oh he's absolutely adowable!" Carolyn exclaimed.
"He wants to be Pharaoh, like Super Cuddles, but I doubt anyone could pull
off his hair-style." Marilyn said.
"So that's why we have to help him, Queen Marilyn?" Susie asked.
"Yup! We have to give him a Pharaoh make-over." Marilyn replied.
"That's neat! I bet he'll look even better than you're friend Super
Cuddles." Susie said.
"No, of couwse not! Copies awen't as good as the owiginal." Carolyn said.
"Well, we'll give it our best shot." Susie replied as they headed to
Malik's hide-out.
*********
"I can't believe you made me that THING'S partner!" Bakura said angrily.
"I'm not you're partner! I'm you're superior, but since you're dirt that's
not putting me too high." Kage answered.
"Will you two quit already?" Malik said exasperated, "If you don't stop,
I'll fire one of you..."
"IT!" Bakura and Kage said, pointing to one another.
"...And kill the other." Malik finished.
"IT!" Bakura and Kage said, pointing at each other again.
"Master, there is someone at the door," Rishid said, "And I think you
should see this."
"I'm coming." Malik said standing up to leave.
"Rishid, make sure these two don't kill each other while I'm gone."
"Yes Master Malik." Rishid said as Malik went to the door.
"Who dares enter our forbidden headquarters?" Malik said.
"It's only us, we've come to be kidnapped." Carolyn's voice said from the
door.
"How did you find this place?" Malik asked incredulously.
"We wemembewed." Carolyn replied. Malik opened the door.
"Come in, you're just in time." he said in a fake polite voice. "Wait right
here for a minute, I'll be back."
"Okay!" Marilyn said. Malik returned to his throne.
"Rishid, those girls came back. I want you to dispose of them, they know
about our hideout." Malik said.
"Me?" Rishid said uncertainly. He sort of liked the girls, but he didn't
want to disobey Malik.
"Of course you!" Malik snapped, then he stopped, "No, wait." He turned to
Bakura and Kage.
"You're first assignment, kill the girls in the hall." Malik said.
"That doesn't sound too hard, but you should repeat it for Kage. She's too
dumb to get it the first time." Bakura replied. But Kage didn't hear.
"The girls who you were talking to just now?" Kage asked.
"Yes." Malik replied.
"I know those girls, they have very close ties to the Pharaoh. We should
use them against him." Kage said.
"How do you know about that?" Malik asked.
"Because one of my selves is related to them." Kage said.
"I know that! Why do you think I kidnapped them in the first place?
Unfortunately, my attempt didn't work out as I planned." Malik replied.
"I think that Kage is too soft to kill them. Maybe I should finish them off
myself." Bakura said.
"No, maybe Kage is right. We can use them against that memory-less fool."
Malik said.
"Watch it!" Bakura and Kage said at the same time.
"Oh, I'm sorry. You two don't have your memories either." Malik said
smirking.
"Rishid, go get those girls." Malik said. Rishid left to get them and came
back.
"Wolverine?" Marilyn said to Kage, "What are YOU doing here?"
"Wolverine?" Malik asked. Kage rolled her eyes.
"What does it look like I'm doing?" she said to Marilyn.
"Well Auntie is at home, and she's doing something with that other spirit,
Aurora Borealis." Marilyn replied.
"Hikari!?!" Kage asked Marilyn nodded.
"I have to leave before my other selves become too friendly with each
other." Kage said, running.
"We have to blindfol- She left." Malik said.
"Batman, this is ouw fwiend Susie." Carolyn said to Malik, pointing at
Susie.
"Hi, I'm Susie.I like the color brown like my hair, and pink like my eyes,
but you could probably already tell that unless you're color blind, my
Grandpa told me all about color blindness, it's like watching the old
fashioned black and white movies that I hate except for the funny ones
which are just as good as color, that's also what my Grandpa told- " Susie
said.
"That's enough, Susie." Marilyn said.
"We came to give you a makeover." Susie said to Malik.
"Makeover?" Bakura said. Malik looked horrified.
"No makeo-" Malik started.
"Who awe you?" Carolyn asked Bakura. He looked at her menacingly.
"You're worst Nightmare." he said threateningly. Carolyn shook her head.
"Ouw wowst nightmawe is ouw gweat-aunt Mawgawet." Carolyn said.
"But we have to give a name. Let's think up something." Marilyn said. Susie
saw Bakura's Ring.
"Do you have a Spirit in you're Ring? Like Cuddles, or Selene?" Susie
asked.
"I am the Spirit of the Ring." Bakura said coldly.
"That must mean you have another self! Will you show him to us?" Susie
asked.
"NO!" Bakura said loudly. Suddenly, Susie got a lightbulb in her head.
"Let's name him Pepper!" Susie said out loud. She licked his hand.
"Eww!" she said, "It tastes expired!" Malik burst into laughter as Bakura
turned indigo.
"HOW DARE YOU!" He shouted at her.
"We'we vewy sowwy!" Carolyn said, "What does Dawe mean?"
"Let's name him before we forget. By Royal order of Queen Marilyn, you are
now named Pepper!" Marilyn said.
"Awe you mawwied?" Carolyn asked Bakura. He glared at her.
"He must be, look at his Ring." Susie said.
"That's the pwettiest engagement wing evew! Hey, doesn't it look like
Auntie Selene's Eawwings?" Carolyn asked.
"Yeah, it does. Maybe he's engaged to Wolverine!" Marilyn exclaimed. Malik
burst into fits of laughter while Bakura picked up Marilyn by her collar.
"Would you like to see the Shadows?" he asked her furiously.
"Oooooh, I get it!" Susie said, winking. Malik was laughing so hard, he had
to clutch onto Rishid for support.
"I AM NOT MARRIED TO THAT WEREWOLF KAGE!" Bakura yelled.
"Well, if you're not married to Wolverine..." Marilyn said as he put her
down. "You must be engaged to..." Her eyes rested on Malik, who was
laughing his head off.
"Congwatulations, Batman. You'll make a wondewfull bwide." Carolyn said,
shaking his hand. Malik's laughter ceased.
"Me? How can I be a bride?" Malik said angrily. It was Bakura's turn to
laugh.
"We'll show you!" Susie said happily.
"Now, you want to be a Pharaoh-Bride, right?" Marilyn said.
"I AM NOT ANYONE'S BRIDE!" Malik yelled. Carolyn leapt on his shoulders and
fixed a pony-tail on his hair.
"Rishid!" Malik called. Rishid took her off him. Bakura was on the floor
laughing like a hyena.
"Now for you're dress." Marilyn said, looking around. She saw a white
curtain hanging in one of the windows. Pulling it off, she ran to Malik.
"Here comes the bride... Susie you sing the rest." she said, pulling off
Malik's cloak.
"But I don't know it." Susie replied as Malik tried to pull of the curtain
wrapped around him.
"Then Make up the words as you go." Marilyn said, tying the curtain around
Malik tighter.
"Rishid!" Malik said again. Rishid pulled her off.
"The Bride likes to... hide!" Susie said, singing at the top of her voice.
"It's time fow the Gwoom!" Carolyn said.
"Here comes the Groom. Stealing from a tomb!" Susie sang.
"Do you mind if we bowwow this, Wobin? Thank you!" Carolyn said. Not
waiting for an answer, she pulled off his cloak. She immediately covered
her eyes.
"Too many biwthday suits!" she said shaking her head.
"Rishid, get this thing off!" Malik yelled, but Rishid had retreated to
another room. Marilyn put the cloak onto Bakura.
"Here they finally come. They're kind of looking dumb!" Susie sang. Bakura
was shouting.
"Get off! I'll send you to the Shadows, you idiots.!" Bakura yelled.
Marilyn gasped and taped his mouth shut. Malik was trying to get his Rod,
but his hands were trapped in his curtain-dress.
"Now fow the wedding! I'll be the judge!" Carolyn exclaimed.
"Here comes the judge, she tastes like Queen Marilyn's Mommy's fudge!"
Susie sang.
"Get up, you two! It's your big day!" Marilyn said, pulling them both up.
"Susie, you be flower girl."
"The Flower Girl's entry! Show me the fridge, I'm getting hungry!" Susie
sang.
"Do you sweaw to kidnap us evewyday, as long as you awe in wedlock?"
Carolyn asked them.
"Mmmfmm." Bakura said through his taped- together mouth.
"Never, fools!" Marilyn taped Malik's mouth shut.
"I'll take that as a yes. You awe now, Mr. and Mrs. Batman Peppew!" Carolyn
said.
"Kiss the Bride!" Marilyn said, kissing Malik's cheek. Malik looked
furious.
"Kiss the Groom!" Susie said, kissing Bakura's cheek. "Tastes like
chicken!"Susie said, kissing him again. Bakura said 4 very bad words under
his taped mouth.
"Kiss them both!" Carolyn said, kissing both their cheeks.
"Let's leave them alone, it's time for their honeymoon!" Marilyn said.
"But where should they go?" Susie asked.
"The zoo!" Carolyn said.
"The park!" Marilyn said.
"Ice's Castle!" Carolyn said.
"The BATHROOM!" Marilyn said. Susie and Carolyn gasped in delight.
"You'we so smawt, Queen Mawilyn!" Carolyn said.
"I love going to the Bathroom as much as I love going to the fridge!" Susie
said.
"Well help me pick them up and take them there." Marilyn said. The three of
them, ignoring the indescernable protests from Bakura and Malik.
"Well, we're going to be late for dinner if we hang around." Marilyn said,
after they had dragged them both into the Malik's huge bathroom.
"Let's lock the doow, so Wobin won't distuwb them." Carolyn said, locking
the door.
"Wait!" said Susie, running to Bakura. She licked his cheek.
"Yum!" she exclaimed.
"MMMFMFFM!" Malik said as loud as he could.
"Don't feel jealous, we're just friends!" Susie said. The trio left them,
locking the door behind them. They left Malik's hideout and went home. Kage
entered Malik's throne room.
"Hello? Malik? Rishid?" Kage asked. She bumped into Rishid.
"Hey, Rishid, where's Malik?" she asked him.
"I don't know... I'm looking for him." Rishid said.
Kage's tail shot straight up in the air. She smelled the air.
"They were in here, and they went..." Kage got on all fours. She crawled
toward a door.
"He's in there." she told Rishid.
"That's the bathroom. He couldn't be there for so long." Rishid said.
"Wanna bet?" Kage said, kicking open the door.
"Oh my God!" On the floor were Bakura and Malik. Bakura was wearing a Rare
Hunter robe, wrapped so tightly around him, that it bound his hands. Malik
was wearing a flowery white curtain, which also tightly trapped his hand.
They're mouths were taped shut.
"Are you alright?" She asked them, as she and Rishid freed them.
"DO WE LOOK ALRIGHT!?!" Malik yelled.
"Who did this? The Pharaoh?" Rishid asked.
"Those Monsters!" Bakura yelled. He went back into Malik's throne room for
his clothes.
"We were trapped in here for hours!" Malik said. He ripped off the curtain
and got his robe from the throne room. Kage stared at them.
"So that's the thanks we get for finding you!" Kage said.
"SHUT UP!" Bakura and Malik said to her at the same time.
**********
"Goodnight Mommy and Daddy!" Marilyn and Carolyn said.
"Goodnight." Marian and Darien said to them. Marilyn and Carolyn, as usual,
waited until everyone was asleep.
"Let's go!" Marilyn said, changing out of her pajamas. Carolyn did the
same. They unlatched the window.
"And what do you think you're doing?" Marian's voice asked. They turned
around to see their mother tapping her foot at them, her arms crossed.
"Nice music." Carolyn said.
"You can go now." Marilyn said. Marian raised her eyebrows.
"Get back to bed." she said.
"We will." Marilyn said.
"Now." Marian answered. They went back into their bed. Marian left.
"Good, she's gone!" Marilyn said, starting toward the window. Marian was
back in their room in a heartbeat.
"Go to bed!" she said to them. She sat down in there room.
"Mommy, Fluffy-Baby wants a hug!" Carolyn said. Marian sighed and hugged
the bear.
"Mommy, Fluffy-Baby wants watew." Carolyn said again.
"Nice try." Marian answered.
"Won't Daddy be lonely without you, Mommy?" Marilyn asked.
"I'm sleeping right here." Marian said.
"It's a no-go, Carolyn." Marilyn whispered. "Lucky Fluffy-Baby doesn't have
a mommy."
"I heard that." Marian replied. Knowing they wouldn't be able to go to
their beloved Fairy's castle, Marilyn and Carolyn fell asleep.
**********
"Mokuba, what are you doing up?" Seto asked.
"Nothing." Mokuba said, burying his face in a book. Seto took the book from
him.
"You're holding it upside-down." Seto said, "You can't fool me, I'm your
brother, you know."
"What are you talking about, Nii-sama?" Mokuba said, making his eyes very
round. Seto sighed.
"Hmm. Let's see. You're sitting next to a window, you're Video game is set
to two player mode, and you have a plate of cookies on the table. They
aren't coming Mokuba." Seto said.
"But-" Mokuba started.
"It's 4:00 in the morning, Mokuba. Get some sleep." Seto said. He turned
around to leave. He quickly turned back to watch Mokuba. Mokuba,
recognizing defeat, was changing into his PJ's. Seto started toward his own
room.
"They can't get past my Security System." Seto thought to himself as he got
into bed. He slowly closed his eyes.
"Good Mowning!" said a voice in his ear. Seto jumped up in bed. Carolyn
jumped on top of him, right over his arms.
"I spoke too soon. Secur-mmf."Seto began, but Carolyn thrust a spoon into
his mouth.
"Cheewios lowew youw cholestewol, Ice." Carolyn tied a bib to his neck. It
said 'I Love My Daddy' in pink, and was dotted with hearts.
"This was mine when I was a baby." Carolyn said.
"Get ou-" Seto was fed another spoonful of cereal.
"Don't talk with your mouth full, Ice! Do you love you're Daddy, too?"
Carolyn asked. Seto swallowed.
"I ha-" She fed him another spoonfull. She wouldn't let him talk until he
ate every single bite.
"How did you get in ?!?" he asked her furiously.
"We followed your Faiwy-Dust." Carolyn said.
"Securi-" Seto was forced to drink a glass of orange juice in one swallow.
Carolyn wiped his face with the bib.
"What wewe you saying?" she asked him.
"Secu-" This time, he was forced to eat a bagel with cream cheese. Just
then Mokuba entered his room.
"Carolyn come on, we're playing 3-player mode and we're short a player."
Mokuba said.
"Just have to feed Ice his bwownie. My Mommy made it." Carolyn said,
stuffing the Brownie whole into Seto's mouth.
"All done! What a good boy you are! I bet your Daddy is proud of you!"
Carolyn said, wiping his face with the bib.
"Since you love you're Daddy so much, You can have this." Carolyn said. She
ran with Mokuba to the living room. Seto took a deep breath. He ran
downstairs to check his Security.
"Stupid system!" he said, running past the kitchen.
'Wait' he thought, going into the kitchen. He opened the fridge door. No
one was there. He shut it.
"Thank goodness that other Juvenile Delinquint isn't in there." Seto said
out loud. He was about to leave when,
"Brr." Said a small voice.
"Oh God." Seto said. He opened the freezer door.
"Good-Brr-Morn-Ing." Susie said, shivering.
"Get out of there! If you freeze to death, I'll be held responsible!" Seto
said angrily.
"O-Brr-Kay." Susie said. She jumped into Seto's arms.
"Ugh!" Seto said. He put her on top of the fridge.
"Let me down!" Susie said.
"Not until you swear never to come in this house again."
"Then leave me up!" Susie said.
"Fine." Seto said, leaving.
"OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, E-I-E-I-O! AND ON HIS FARM HE HAD AN ICE-FAIRY, E-
I-E-I-O! WITH A COMPLAINT HERE AND A 'GET OUT' THERE, HERE A SHOUT, THERE A
YELL, EVERYWHERE SECURITY, OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, E-I-E-I-O! AND ON HIS
FARM..." Susie started singing at the top of her lungs as Seto winced.
"SHUT UP!" he yelled at her, covering his ears.
"E-I-E-I-O!" Susie sang louder.
**********
R&R
Cheerios.
**********
"Finally!" Selene yelled, throwing her backpack in the air. "School's out!"
"I can't believe I got an 85 on my test!" Tea said, disgusted with herself.
"I got a 70." Selene said cheerfully. Tea stopped in her tracks, mortified.
"A 70!?!?! Did you even bother studying?" Tea asked her cousin.
"Nope." Selene said. Tea looked at her hopelessly.
"Hey, is that Tori?" Tea said happily. She started skipping over to Tori
but stopped dead in her tracks.
"What...?" Selene asked, staring at her. Tea's blue eyes suddenly started
burning with flames. Selene followed her gaze to the van. Her mouth dropped
open in surprise. Tori was sitting in the front seat, reading a book as
usual, and on the passenger side was a pretty, bright red-haired woman.
"MY TORI!" screamed Tea, running to the van. She wrenched the door open,
and jumped into Tori's lap, encasing him in a death hug.
"Te-a" gasped Tori, fighting for breath, "good-to-see-you-too."
"Good afternoon, Tea." the woman said, smiling. Tea turned to glare at her,
but her eyes widened instead.
"Marian!" Tea said, turning bright red. Selene walked to the van.
"Marian! How great to see you!" she said with a false smile.
"Hello Aunties!" said Marilyn and Carolyn from the back. They looked even
happier than usual.
"Ouw Mommy came!" Carolyn said.
"Yes, and I'm releived. I don't think I could take care of you girls by
myself." Darien said. He was sitting beside Marilyn, grinning.
"Why did you yell, Tea?" Marian asked.
"Oh-that was-I didn't-" Tea stammered, turning an even deeper shade of
crimson.
"She thought you were someone special." Selene said, winking. Tea gave her
a whack.
"Sorry, Tea." Selene said, raising her eyebrows up and down.
**********
"Interesting device these mortals invented." Kage said, dancing to some
music on headphones. She was in a CD store, listening to music samples,
when she felt someone tap her shoulder.
"Get lost! Can't you see I'm busy?" Kage said, without bothering to turn
around. A man in purple robes came up to her and started saying something.
"We have come to take you to Master Malik." said the Rare Hunter. But all
Kage heard was:
"Chasin' After You, oimotomete
Ano fragrance anata wo
Dare mo ubae yashinai sa
Kaguwa shiki hoshi wo."
"I can't hear you!" Kage shouted, still dancing. The Rare Hunter rolled his
eyes and pulled off her headphones.
"I repeat: we have come to take you to Master Malik." he said again.
"This sounded better." Kage said, putting the headphones back over her
ears. Then she froze and pulled them off.
"Malik, as in the owner of the Millennium Rod?" Kage asked. The Rare Hunter
nodded.
"Why didn't you say so before!?! Take me to where he is at once!" Kage
said, seeing herself holding the Rod.
"Not so fast. I have to blind fold you." he said, pulling out a
handkerchief.
"Alright, but hurry it up." Kage said, smirking. Her tail could pick up
anything, whether she was blindfolded or not. And she could follow her own
scent back there, werewolves were famous for their sense of smell.
"Let's go." The Rare Hunter said.
*********
"Hello Charlie! Do you remember me?" Marian asked the Golden Retreiver.
Charlie barked and leapt on her, knocking her to the ground.
"Bad Charlie!" Darien said, trying to pull him off as licked Marian's face.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!" Marian said, opening the door, as Charlie started chasing
Marilyn and Carolyn around the room.
"May I help you?" Marian asked the 2 boys at the door.
"Uh... I think this is the wrong apartment, Joey." Tristan said, staring at
Marian.
"No, I'm sure it's the right one! I should know, I babysit here all the
time." Joey replied stubbornly. On hearing Joey's voice, Charlie came out
of nowhere and jumped on him.
"Oof! Charlie!" Joey yelled as the dog started licking him.
"Mmffmfmmfff." Joey said, sounding something like: I told you so.
"I'm so sorry! Let me help you." Marian said, pulling the retriever off.
"He usually isn't like this." she said apologetically.
"He is awound little bwothew!" Carolyn replied, coming out from her room.
"Meet Charlie's little brother, Charlie Puppy Dog." Marilyn said pointing
to Joey.
"MY ANGELS!" Tristan exclaimed, hugging them.
"Strawberry! I couldn't wait to show you my new nail polish. It's called
Fruit Salad: Cherry, Banana, Kiwi, blue-berry, grape. And my other hand:
Watermelon, Lemon, Lime, Rasberry, Plum."
"And this is Stwabewwy!" Carolyn said.
"I'm Marian." Marian said, shaking Joey's hand.
"Pleased to meet you." Joey replied.
"She's our Mommy." Marilyn said.
"You look just like my Angel Carolyn." Tristan said. Marian stared while
Joey sweatdropped.
"Well come in!" Marian said, beckoning the boys into the apartment. They
came in and froze.
"Whoa, something's wrong here." Joey said, "This place is CLEAN."
"And not only is it clean, it's sparkling. Did Selene die or something?"
Tristan said. Joey looked up hopefully, but Marian laughed and shook her
head.
"Auntie Selene went to Afwica? Weally!?!" Carolyn exclaimed.
"Hey Grandpa, guess what?" Marilyn said to Selene's dad.
"Don't!" Marian whispered, but it was too late.
"Auntie Selene's gone to Africa." Marilyn said proudly.
"MY BABY? DEAD? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Selene's Dad, jumping out
the window.
"Johnathan!" Marian said, grabbing him.
"WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIFE WITHOUT MY BABY!?!" Johnathan AKA Selene's dad
sobbed.
"Dad, it's not-" Darien started.
"What's up, Pops?" Selene interrupted, entering the living room.
"MY BABY!!!" Johnathan yelled, hugging her.
"Mmf." Selene replied, enveloped in a death glomp. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Can we go to Africa with you, Auntie Selene?"
"Africa? I don't know, it's sort of hot there." Selene said. Marilyn and
Carolyn looked at each other slowly.
"On second thought, maybe we'll go to Africa by ourselves." Marilyn said.
"Does that mean they think-?" Joey asked.
"Yup." Darien replied.
*********
"I have brought her, Master Malik." A Rare Hunter said.
"Good, bring her here." Malik said. The Rare Hunter exited.
"Brought who?" Bakura asked Malik.
"You're new partner." Malik replied.
"You never mentioned a-" Bakura began.
"Hey people! The Queen of the World is in the house!" Kage said, entering
the room. Malik rolled his eyes.
"YOU!" Bakura shouted at Kage.
"DON'T SHOUT AT ME, MULLET-BOY!" Kage shouted back.
"MULLET-BOY! WATCH YOUR TOUNGUE, ROCK 'N ROLL-GIRL!" Bakura replied just as
loudly.
"I take it, that you two've met before." Malik said with an evil smile,
"You'll make great partners."
"ANNOYING!"
"NUISANCE!"
"GENTLE-MAN!"
"PUNK!"
"BIG-MOUTH!"
"IDIOT!"
"TRASHY!"
"DELUSIONAL!"
"IGNORANT!"
"EMBICILE!"
"PIG!"
"WEREWOLF!"
"Werewolf?" Malik said, looking at Bakura.
"You fool!" Kage said, slapping Bakura. He slapped her back. They started
fighting physically. Rishid and Malik were forced to hold them back.
"She thinks she's so great!" Bakura spat.
"He thinks he's so smart!" Kage yelled.
"WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Malik yelled, losing patience.
"No!" Bakura and Kage said simultaneously.
"Then you can't have my Rod!" Malik replied. They shut up.
"Is it true that you're a werewolf?" Malik asked Kage.
"No no no! Of course not! Bakura was just being ASININE AS USUAL!" Kage
said furiously.
"She's lying." Bakura said, glaring at Kage.
"She doesn't look like a werewolf." Malik said, surveying her.
"Of course I don't!" Kage said, smirking at Bakura.
"Maybe she isn't." Bakura said slowly, "because then she would have a WEAK,
SKIMPY TAIL!" Bakura said, emphasising skimpy. The effect was
instantaneous. Kage's tail popped out from under the back of her shirt and
slapped Bakura. Malik's eyes widened as Bakura grinned, rubbing the red
mark on his cheek.
"Tail! Oh, Curse you to the Shadows, Bakura!" Kage said angrily.
"I already am." Bakura replied.
"I've never seen... I thought they were... Werewolves..." Malik was
mystified.
"I thought all Egyptian Werewolves died out. They were hanged the moment
they were revealed." Malik said.
"It's too bad they missed one." Bakura said. Kage glared at him.
"That's why I spent most of my life in an Earring." She said to Malik.
"Shouldn't you have fangs?" Malik asked. Kage gave him a wide smile. Bakura
and Malik jumped backwards.
"That's hideous!" Bakura said.
"Hideous but useful. They inject poison in every bite. And if you managed
to live, you would become a werewolf."
"Then it's just a myth that werewolves eat people?" Malik asked.
"Actually..." Kage said, "We have to eat someone before we turn back to our
human forms, or else we'll die." She looked at Bakura and licked her lips.
Bakura looked slightly uncomfortable.
"Who did you eat last month?" Malik asked curiously.
"One of Pegasus's guards. Man was he bony!" Kage said, shaking her head
sadly. Bakura looked even more unomfortable. Malik on the other hand,
looked worried as Kage examined Bakura like someone examines a sandwich
before taking a bite out of it.
"My next meal is REALLY fat. Maybe he should think of going on a diet."
Kage said, still surveying Bakura with great pleasure. Bakura's face turned
whiter than his hair.
"When you aren't in wolf-form, can you eat someone? Like...um... could you
eat anyone now?" Malik asked.
"Sure I could! But I'd get indegestion and I'd have to throw it up. But it
tastes good at the time." Kage replied. Malik smiled.
"All right, you're hired. You're perfect for the job." Malik said to Kage.
"I don't work for ANYONE, mister." Kage said arrogantly, "Everyone works
for me."
"Fine, you can be my very important-what word am I looking for- Oh yeah,
FRIEND." Malik said.
"Um, I'll just work for you instead." Kage replied.
"Good. And Kage, one thing though. You can't eat your partner on the job."
Malik said.
**********
"Ugh! I can't do this!" Selene screamed, throwing her Math book at the
wall.
"No matter how hard I try, No matter how hard I work, I can never make
better than a 70!" Selene shouted. She took a deep breath.
"I'm actually starting to believe this Curse-thingy. She was right, I can't
be the best at anything, but at least I want to beat Tea!"
'Maybe I can help you.' A voice said in her head. It took a moment for
Selene to figure out that it was Hikari, since it was the first time she
had spoken directly to her.
'How can you help me?' Selene thought. In reply, Hikari materialized beside
her, illuminating the dark room.
"I'll try my hardest to help you. Maybe I can test you on the chapter."
Hikari said. Selene shrugged.
"I guess." She said, handing Hikari the book.
"This is math! Isn't your brother Tori a genius at math?" Hikari asked.
"I can't ask him for help!" Selene replied.
"He's you're brother! You could get hundreds in Math if you just asked him
for help." Hikari said.
"I won't get his help!" Selene said.
"Why not?" Hikari asked, puzzled.
"He's just... so boring. And besides, he's always busy and when he's not,
he's reading some dumb book on Quantum Physics or something." Selene said.
"He has time for you." Hikari said.
"Fine, Fine, I'll just ask him. You won't get off my back if I don't
anyways." Selene said.
"Off you're back? I'm not on you're back, I'm standing here." Hikari said,
confused.
"Nevermind." Selene said, leaving the room. She knocked on Tori's door,
certain that she would find his blue bangs in a book.
"Come in." Tori said. Selene entered. Tori looked up from his book,
surprised.
"I'm telling you, Marian threw away your candy bars, I didn't touch them."
Tori said.
"It's not that, it's something else." Selene said. Tori looked even more
surprised.
"Is there something wrong? Are you all right?" he asked her. Selene sighed,
swallowing up her pride. It was a huge swallow.
"Can you he- can you hel- can you- You know what? Never mind." Selene said,
turning to leave. Tori noticed the math book she had been hiding behind her
back.
"I'll help you, Selene." Tori said cheerfully. Selene tried to smile back.
"Okay, this stuff is really easy. All you have to do is-"
"Hi Tori!" Tea said, barging into his room without looking at Selene and
giving him a bear hug.
"Will you help me on Math?" she asked. Selene fainted. Tea stared.
"Was it something I said?"
**********
"I can't believe we tricked mommy to let us get kidnapped!" Marilyn said.
"How'd you do it?" Susie asked.
"We told her the truth of course. We said we were going to Batman's Cave."
Marilyn replied.
"Do you know what she said next?" Carolyn told Susie.
"What?" Susie asked.
"Be home befowe dinnew!" Carolyn said happily.
"We'll be home before dinner, and then we'll go to Ice's castle, okay
Susie?" Marilyn said.
"I'll meet you in the lobby." Susie said, nodding. "So what is Batman
like?"
"Oh he's absolutely adowable!" Carolyn exclaimed.
"He wants to be Pharaoh, like Super Cuddles, but I doubt anyone could pull
off his hair-style." Marilyn said.
"So that's why we have to help him, Queen Marilyn?" Susie asked.
"Yup! We have to give him a Pharaoh make-over." Marilyn replied.
"That's neat! I bet he'll look even better than you're friend Super
Cuddles." Susie said.
"No, of couwse not! Copies awen't as good as the owiginal." Carolyn said.
"Well, we'll give it our best shot." Susie replied as they headed to
Malik's hide-out.
*********
"I can't believe you made me that THING'S partner!" Bakura said angrily.
"I'm not you're partner! I'm you're superior, but since you're dirt that's
not putting me too high." Kage answered.
"Will you two quit already?" Malik said exasperated, "If you don't stop,
I'll fire one of you..."
"IT!" Bakura and Kage said, pointing to one another.
"...And kill the other." Malik finished.
"IT!" Bakura and Kage said, pointing at each other again.
"Master, there is someone at the door," Rishid said, "And I think you
should see this."
"I'm coming." Malik said standing up to leave.
"Rishid, make sure these two don't kill each other while I'm gone."
"Yes Master Malik." Rishid said as Malik went to the door.
"Who dares enter our forbidden headquarters?" Malik said.
"It's only us, we've come to be kidnapped." Carolyn's voice said from the
door.
"How did you find this place?" Malik asked incredulously.
"We wemembewed." Carolyn replied. Malik opened the door.
"Come in, you're just in time." he said in a fake polite voice. "Wait right
here for a minute, I'll be back."
"Okay!" Marilyn said. Malik returned to his throne.
"Rishid, those girls came back. I want you to dispose of them, they know
about our hideout." Malik said.
"Me?" Rishid said uncertainly. He sort of liked the girls, but he didn't
want to disobey Malik.
"Of course you!" Malik snapped, then he stopped, "No, wait." He turned to
Bakura and Kage.
"You're first assignment, kill the girls in the hall." Malik said.
"That doesn't sound too hard, but you should repeat it for Kage. She's too
dumb to get it the first time." Bakura replied. But Kage didn't hear.
"The girls who you were talking to just now?" Kage asked.
"Yes." Malik replied.
"I know those girls, they have very close ties to the Pharaoh. We should
use them against him." Kage said.
"How do you know about that?" Malik asked.
"Because one of my selves is related to them." Kage said.
"I know that! Why do you think I kidnapped them in the first place?
Unfortunately, my attempt didn't work out as I planned." Malik replied.
"I think that Kage is too soft to kill them. Maybe I should finish them off
myself." Bakura said.
"No, maybe Kage is right. We can use them against that memory-less fool."
Malik said.
"Watch it!" Bakura and Kage said at the same time.
"Oh, I'm sorry. You two don't have your memories either." Malik said
smirking.
"Rishid, go get those girls." Malik said. Rishid left to get them and came
back.
"Wolverine?" Marilyn said to Kage, "What are YOU doing here?"
"Wolverine?" Malik asked. Kage rolled her eyes.
"What does it look like I'm doing?" she said to Marilyn.
"Well Auntie is at home, and she's doing something with that other spirit,
Aurora Borealis." Marilyn replied.
"Hikari!?!" Kage asked Marilyn nodded.
"I have to leave before my other selves become too friendly with each
other." Kage said, running.
"We have to blindfol- She left." Malik said.
"Batman, this is ouw fwiend Susie." Carolyn said to Malik, pointing at
Susie.
"Hi, I'm Susie.I like the color brown like my hair, and pink like my eyes,
but you could probably already tell that unless you're color blind, my
Grandpa told me all about color blindness, it's like watching the old
fashioned black and white movies that I hate except for the funny ones
which are just as good as color, that's also what my Grandpa told- " Susie
said.
"That's enough, Susie." Marilyn said.
"We came to give you a makeover." Susie said to Malik.
"Makeover?" Bakura said. Malik looked horrified.
"No makeo-" Malik started.
"Who awe you?" Carolyn asked Bakura. He looked at her menacingly.
"You're worst Nightmare." he said threateningly. Carolyn shook her head.
"Ouw wowst nightmawe is ouw gweat-aunt Mawgawet." Carolyn said.
"But we have to give a name. Let's think up something." Marilyn said. Susie
saw Bakura's Ring.
"Do you have a Spirit in you're Ring? Like Cuddles, or Selene?" Susie
asked.
"I am the Spirit of the Ring." Bakura said coldly.
"That must mean you have another self! Will you show him to us?" Susie
asked.
"NO!" Bakura said loudly. Suddenly, Susie got a lightbulb in her head.
"Let's name him Pepper!" Susie said out loud. She licked his hand.
"Eww!" she said, "It tastes expired!" Malik burst into laughter as Bakura
turned indigo.
"HOW DARE YOU!" He shouted at her.
"We'we vewy sowwy!" Carolyn said, "What does Dawe mean?"
"Let's name him before we forget. By Royal order of Queen Marilyn, you are
now named Pepper!" Marilyn said.
"Awe you mawwied?" Carolyn asked Bakura. He glared at her.
"He must be, look at his Ring." Susie said.
"That's the pwettiest engagement wing evew! Hey, doesn't it look like
Auntie Selene's Eawwings?" Carolyn asked.
"Yeah, it does. Maybe he's engaged to Wolverine!" Marilyn exclaimed. Malik
burst into fits of laughter while Bakura picked up Marilyn by her collar.
"Would you like to see the Shadows?" he asked her furiously.
"Oooooh, I get it!" Susie said, winking. Malik was laughing so hard, he had
to clutch onto Rishid for support.
"I AM NOT MARRIED TO THAT WEREWOLF KAGE!" Bakura yelled.
"Well, if you're not married to Wolverine..." Marilyn said as he put her
down. "You must be engaged to..." Her eyes rested on Malik, who was
laughing his head off.
"Congwatulations, Batman. You'll make a wondewfull bwide." Carolyn said,
shaking his hand. Malik's laughter ceased.
"Me? How can I be a bride?" Malik said angrily. It was Bakura's turn to
laugh.
"We'll show you!" Susie said happily.
"Now, you want to be a Pharaoh-Bride, right?" Marilyn said.
"I AM NOT ANYONE'S BRIDE!" Malik yelled. Carolyn leapt on his shoulders and
fixed a pony-tail on his hair.
"Rishid!" Malik called. Rishid took her off him. Bakura was on the floor
laughing like a hyena.
"Now for you're dress." Marilyn said, looking around. She saw a white
curtain hanging in one of the windows. Pulling it off, she ran to Malik.
"Here comes the bride... Susie you sing the rest." she said, pulling off
Malik's cloak.
"But I don't know it." Susie replied as Malik tried to pull of the curtain
wrapped around him.
"Then Make up the words as you go." Marilyn said, tying the curtain around
Malik tighter.
"Rishid!" Malik said again. Rishid pulled her off.
"The Bride likes to... hide!" Susie said, singing at the top of her voice.
"It's time fow the Gwoom!" Carolyn said.
"Here comes the Groom. Stealing from a tomb!" Susie sang.
"Do you mind if we bowwow this, Wobin? Thank you!" Carolyn said. Not
waiting for an answer, she pulled off his cloak. She immediately covered
her eyes.
"Too many biwthday suits!" she said shaking her head.
"Rishid, get this thing off!" Malik yelled, but Rishid had retreated to
another room. Marilyn put the cloak onto Bakura.
"Here they finally come. They're kind of looking dumb!" Susie sang. Bakura
was shouting.
"Get off! I'll send you to the Shadows, you idiots.!" Bakura yelled.
Marilyn gasped and taped his mouth shut. Malik was trying to get his Rod,
but his hands were trapped in his curtain-dress.
"Now fow the wedding! I'll be the judge!" Carolyn exclaimed.
"Here comes the judge, she tastes like Queen Marilyn's Mommy's fudge!"
Susie sang.
"Get up, you two! It's your big day!" Marilyn said, pulling them both up.
"Susie, you be flower girl."
"The Flower Girl's entry! Show me the fridge, I'm getting hungry!" Susie
sang.
"Do you sweaw to kidnap us evewyday, as long as you awe in wedlock?"
Carolyn asked them.
"Mmmfmm." Bakura said through his taped- together mouth.
"Never, fools!" Marilyn taped Malik's mouth shut.
"I'll take that as a yes. You awe now, Mr. and Mrs. Batman Peppew!" Carolyn
said.
"Kiss the Bride!" Marilyn said, kissing Malik's cheek. Malik looked
furious.
"Kiss the Groom!" Susie said, kissing Bakura's cheek. "Tastes like
chicken!"Susie said, kissing him again. Bakura said 4 very bad words under
his taped mouth.
"Kiss them both!" Carolyn said, kissing both their cheeks.
"Let's leave them alone, it's time for their honeymoon!" Marilyn said.
"But where should they go?" Susie asked.
"The zoo!" Carolyn said.
"The park!" Marilyn said.
"Ice's Castle!" Carolyn said.
"The BATHROOM!" Marilyn said. Susie and Carolyn gasped in delight.
"You'we so smawt, Queen Mawilyn!" Carolyn said.
"I love going to the Bathroom as much as I love going to the fridge!" Susie
said.
"Well help me pick them up and take them there." Marilyn said. The three of
them, ignoring the indescernable protests from Bakura and Malik.
"Well, we're going to be late for dinner if we hang around." Marilyn said,
after they had dragged them both into the Malik's huge bathroom.
"Let's lock the doow, so Wobin won't distuwb them." Carolyn said, locking
the door.
"Wait!" said Susie, running to Bakura. She licked his cheek.
"Yum!" she exclaimed.
"MMMFMFFM!" Malik said as loud as he could.
"Don't feel jealous, we're just friends!" Susie said. The trio left them,
locking the door behind them. They left Malik's hideout and went home. Kage
entered Malik's throne room.
"Hello? Malik? Rishid?" Kage asked. She bumped into Rishid.
"Hey, Rishid, where's Malik?" she asked him.
"I don't know... I'm looking for him." Rishid said.
Kage's tail shot straight up in the air. She smelled the air.
"They were in here, and they went..." Kage got on all fours. She crawled
toward a door.
"He's in there." she told Rishid.
"That's the bathroom. He couldn't be there for so long." Rishid said.
"Wanna bet?" Kage said, kicking open the door.
"Oh my God!" On the floor were Bakura and Malik. Bakura was wearing a Rare
Hunter robe, wrapped so tightly around him, that it bound his hands. Malik
was wearing a flowery white curtain, which also tightly trapped his hand.
They're mouths were taped shut.
"Are you alright?" She asked them, as she and Rishid freed them.
"DO WE LOOK ALRIGHT!?!" Malik yelled.
"Who did this? The Pharaoh?" Rishid asked.
"Those Monsters!" Bakura yelled. He went back into Malik's throne room for
his clothes.
"We were trapped in here for hours!" Malik said. He ripped off the curtain
and got his robe from the throne room. Kage stared at them.
"So that's the thanks we get for finding you!" Kage said.
"SHUT UP!" Bakura and Malik said to her at the same time.
**********
"Goodnight Mommy and Daddy!" Marilyn and Carolyn said.
"Goodnight." Marian and Darien said to them. Marilyn and Carolyn, as usual,
waited until everyone was asleep.
"Let's go!" Marilyn said, changing out of her pajamas. Carolyn did the
same. They unlatched the window.
"And what do you think you're doing?" Marian's voice asked. They turned
around to see their mother tapping her foot at them, her arms crossed.
"Nice music." Carolyn said.
"You can go now." Marilyn said. Marian raised her eyebrows.
"Get back to bed." she said.
"We will." Marilyn said.
"Now." Marian answered. They went back into their bed. Marian left.
"Good, she's gone!" Marilyn said, starting toward the window. Marian was
back in their room in a heartbeat.
"Go to bed!" she said to them. She sat down in there room.
"Mommy, Fluffy-Baby wants a hug!" Carolyn said. Marian sighed and hugged
the bear.
"Mommy, Fluffy-Baby wants watew." Carolyn said again.
"Nice try." Marian answered.
"Won't Daddy be lonely without you, Mommy?" Marilyn asked.
"I'm sleeping right here." Marian said.
"It's a no-go, Carolyn." Marilyn whispered. "Lucky Fluffy-Baby doesn't have
a mommy."
"I heard that." Marian replied. Knowing they wouldn't be able to go to
their beloved Fairy's castle, Marilyn and Carolyn fell asleep.
**********
"Mokuba, what are you doing up?" Seto asked.
"Nothing." Mokuba said, burying his face in a book. Seto took the book from
him.
"You're holding it upside-down." Seto said, "You can't fool me, I'm your
brother, you know."
"What are you talking about, Nii-sama?" Mokuba said, making his eyes very
round. Seto sighed.
"Hmm. Let's see. You're sitting next to a window, you're Video game is set
to two player mode, and you have a plate of cookies on the table. They
aren't coming Mokuba." Seto said.
"But-" Mokuba started.
"It's 4:00 in the morning, Mokuba. Get some sleep." Seto said. He turned
around to leave. He quickly turned back to watch Mokuba. Mokuba,
recognizing defeat, was changing into his PJ's. Seto started toward his own
room.
"They can't get past my Security System." Seto thought to himself as he got
into bed. He slowly closed his eyes.
"Good Mowning!" said a voice in his ear. Seto jumped up in bed. Carolyn
jumped on top of him, right over his arms.
"I spoke too soon. Secur-mmf."Seto began, but Carolyn thrust a spoon into
his mouth.
"Cheewios lowew youw cholestewol, Ice." Carolyn tied a bib to his neck. It
said 'I Love My Daddy' in pink, and was dotted with hearts.
"This was mine when I was a baby." Carolyn said.
"Get ou-" Seto was fed another spoonful of cereal.
"Don't talk with your mouth full, Ice! Do you love you're Daddy, too?"
Carolyn asked. Seto swallowed.
"I ha-" She fed him another spoonfull. She wouldn't let him talk until he
ate every single bite.
"How did you get in ?!?" he asked her furiously.
"We followed your Faiwy-Dust." Carolyn said.
"Securi-" Seto was forced to drink a glass of orange juice in one swallow.
Carolyn wiped his face with the bib.
"What wewe you saying?" she asked him.
"Secu-" This time, he was forced to eat a bagel with cream cheese. Just
then Mokuba entered his room.
"Carolyn come on, we're playing 3-player mode and we're short a player."
Mokuba said.
"Just have to feed Ice his bwownie. My Mommy made it." Carolyn said,
stuffing the Brownie whole into Seto's mouth.
"All done! What a good boy you are! I bet your Daddy is proud of you!"
Carolyn said, wiping his face with the bib.
"Since you love you're Daddy so much, You can have this." Carolyn said. She
ran with Mokuba to the living room. Seto took a deep breath. He ran
downstairs to check his Security.
"Stupid system!" he said, running past the kitchen.
'Wait' he thought, going into the kitchen. He opened the fridge door. No
one was there. He shut it.
"Thank goodness that other Juvenile Delinquint isn't in there." Seto said
out loud. He was about to leave when,
"Brr." Said a small voice.
"Oh God." Seto said. He opened the freezer door.
"Good-Brr-Morn-Ing." Susie said, shivering.
"Get out of there! If you freeze to death, I'll be held responsible!" Seto
said angrily.
"O-Brr-Kay." Susie said. She jumped into Seto's arms.
"Ugh!" Seto said. He put her on top of the fridge.
"Let me down!" Susie said.
"Not until you swear never to come in this house again."
"Then leave me up!" Susie said.
"Fine." Seto said, leaving.
"OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, E-I-E-I-O! AND ON HIS FARM HE HAD AN ICE-FAIRY, E-
I-E-I-O! WITH A COMPLAINT HERE AND A 'GET OUT' THERE, HERE A SHOUT, THERE A
YELL, EVERYWHERE SECURITY, OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, E-I-E-I-O! AND ON HIS
FARM..." Susie started singing at the top of her lungs as Seto winced.
"SHUT UP!" he yelled at her, covering his ears.
"E-I-E-I-O!" Susie sang louder.
**********
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