"What are you talking about Bugs?" asked DJ.
"Lola is in trouble and I need your help," said Bugs
"What can I do to help, go to a family counselor or something, wait a minute I got an incoming message," then DJ saw Lola's transmission, "oh, I see what you mean."
"Where can I find her? I need to do something!"
"Hold on I got another message"
The Boss appeared on DJ's screen. (Note: DJ became an official spy after the whole Blue Monkey bit.)(Another note: the screen is behind the painting of DJ's dad, Damien Drake.) "All agents, emergency meeting at HQ, ASAP. Most preferably NOW!"
"Listen Bugs, I gotta go to HQ they're probably going to talk about the emergency."
"Well I'm coming wit ya!"
"No can do, I'll probably lose my job!"
"Ah come on, I have to help Lola!"
"Fine then, but you owe me big time!"
Back up in space…
Lola's ship was entering the atmosphere. The wings were on fire and the ship was going out of control. "Come on come on! You piece of junk!"
"There is no need for insults!"
"Pull up you bucket of bolts!"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
"If you don't help me out we're both goners and you'll be nothing but scrap metal!"
"True, but I can't do anything, my navigating system is fried!"
"Oh perfect! Ahhh!"
The computer short-circuited and caught on fire. There was complete chaos in the ship. "Time deliver the final blow," said Marvin, "fire!" Marvin's fleet fired at once on the tiny ship. A ray of light and then the ship exploded in a blast. When the fire cleared, there was nothing but debris. "Success."
At the Top Secret Head Quarters…
Bugs and DJ arrive at the hall. Then the Boss (in the flesh) addresses the agents, "Ladies and Gentlemen we have a situation. One of our own agents has reported that Acme is on the attack. Our experts have pinpointed her location and…" An agent in a white lab coat whispers something into his ear. "I have just been informed that Agent Bunny's ship was destroyed."
"WHAT!" yelled Bugs.
"Who are you? And what are you doing here in this place I can't tell you what it's called."
"I'm Bugs Bunny"
His eyes narrowed, "Oh crud. You're her hubby."
"Yeah I am. Please! Tell me, is she alive?"
"I don't know. After the ship exploded, we lost contact with the ship."
"But, there is a chance that she's still alive, right?"
"There is a chance."
"Where did the ship blow up?"
"It blew up over the continent of Africa."
"Well what are ya waiting for? Send a rescue squad or something!"
"Well, does anyone here want to volunteer for a rescue mission?"
Then all of the agents started giving excuses. "Eh, sorry boss I got to go to my dentist's appointment." "I have to go to a PTA meeting." "I'm retired." Then all of the agents zoomed out of the hall.
"I just can't find good help these days. Don't they realize that the earth is in danger (sigh), again," said the Boss.
"I volunteer," said Bugs.
"I'll help him," said DJ.
"Do what you want, I'm to old for this," answered a distressed Boss.
Back in space, no wait, make that…
In the skies over Africa, in Marvin's ship…
"Alright, scan the debris for the Blue Monkey Diamond or at least for the rabbit's remains," commanded Marvin to the green bird-like Martian. It did just as it was told. "Status report," the Martian gave Marvin a slip of paper, "NOTHING? Not even a spec of the diamond? Or a mammalian cell?" the Martian shook his head, "Drat. Acme isn't going to like this."
In a dark part of the African jungle…
There is a small charred up pod steaming on the jungle grounds. There is a path of run-over trees and upturned earth behind it. This pod had crashed into a huge rock. Inside a certain rabbit was regaining consciousness. "Uh, where am I? I must have crashed somewhere. Hey whatever happened to the air-AAAHHH!" The air bag had activated, suffocating Lola. She grabbed the nearest object and started jabbing the bag until it popped. "Stupid air-bag."
She climbed out of the pod and looked around. "Easy mission, huh? Yeah Right!" She then tried using her communicator. "Busted," she said, "I wonder if my transmission was received. Even if they did get it, knowing by how dependable the force is, I'm going to be here for a while." She suddenly came to a realization, "OH NO! I have a date with Bugs tonight! Now he's going to realize I'm missing! My secret is in jeopardy! But wait…At least someone will know that I'm missing. And knowing my baby, he won't give up till he finds me."
She waited for a while. The sky grew dark and the sounds of the animals filled the night. "There's no use in trying to find my way. I could be in any jungle on the planet." Then a small lizard was passing by her. "Hey mac, can you tell me where I am?" The lizard looked at her then got into a punk costume and started playing an air-guitar and singing,
"Welcome to the jungle! Welcome to the jungle! Ahhhhh!"
"O.K. I already figured that out, but which jungle?"
"The African jungle! The African jungle! Ahhhh!" he began to dance away.
"Hey wait can you tell me where I can find the nearest town?"
"Yiii! Yiii! Yiii! Yiii! Ahhh! Jungle!" he was completely out of her sight. She just looks in his direction, with a puzzled/disturbed look on her face.
"Hmm, interesting local. Well at least I know I'm in Africa-yawns -I should get some sleep."
She climbs into the pod and goes to sleep. Little did she know that there were two curious characters just outside her escape pod.