Bundle of Joy

            The pair of gorillas had come across the pod. The female gorilla said, "Oh Gruesome darling! Do you think the heavens has sent us this egg?" "BLAAH!" he replied. She took a look inside and saw Lola. "Oh My! A daughter! I've always wanted a baby girl! She's so precious!" Mrs. Gorilla said. Then Gruesome took a look inside and was stunned by something else. He saw the canister containing the pieces Blue Monkey Diamond. Then dollar signs flashed in his eyes, "Bling! Bling! I hit the jackpot!"

            Mrs. Gorilla reached inside the pod and pulled out a still sleeping Lola. In the process, Lola's communicator fell of her head and broke. Mr. Gorilla reached for the canister. Then the pair of gorillas left for home.

Meanwhile, Inside HQ…

            "Alright Bugs, spy mission requires spy gear," said DJ as he revealed a small remote. A door opened and revealed a garage containing a wide variety of cars.

"(Whistles) Nice wheels, doc"

The Boss suddenly appears in a screen behind them, "Sorry boys, but you can't use those spy cars. We're currently on a budget, and with your reckless driving DJ, I won't risk it. Your just going to have to make due with a plane ride to Africa, that's all we can do." Then he disappeared from the screen.

"Well at least I didn't get a pay-cut."

The Boss reappeared on the screen, "Oh by the way DJ, I'm cutting your pay in half."

"Darn," DJ muttered.

"Spoke to soon, doc?" Bugs chuckled.

"Let's just get to Africa already!"

In the Gorilla's home…

            When Lola awoke, she found herself in a crib. Mrs. Gorilla had dressed her in a pink dress, a bib, and a pink bow on her head. "What's going on!" she asked, " Why am I dressed like a baby!"."Why you're my baby!" answered Mrs. Gorilla.

"Baby! I'm not your baby!"

"Don't talk like that to me young lady!"

"You don't understand, I'm not your baby! We're not even the same species!"

"My Baby doesn't love me!" cried Mrs. Gorilla.

"No. You're not getting my sympathy!"

She continues to cry, only louder.

"I'm not listening!" said Lola as she covered her ears and looked away.

She cries so loud that it's ear splitting.

"I give, I give! O.K. Stop crying! I'm sorry…mother."

Then Mrs. Gorilla hugs Lola very tightly.

"I have a baby girl!"

"Ma! -gasp- Ma! You got my –gasp- spinal cord!"

            Mr. Gorilla had been staring into the canister. He's been concocting ways to make some cash. Maybe the pawnshops, sell it to a jeweler, or auction it off. Hmm…

            Then Lola noticed him with the canister.

"Hey! Give me that!"

"No way"

"Mom! Daddy won't give me my toy!" she cried.

"Now Gruesome, give the girl her toy." Responded Mrs. Gorilla.

"This isn't a toy!"

Lola began to cry and have a fit.

"I want my toy! Give me my toy! Mommy, make him give me my toy!"

"I'll give you your toy!" said Mr. Gorilla as he was about to smash her with the canister. Then in a flash, Mrs. Gorilla gave him a right hook.

"DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO HIT HER AGAIN!"

"Oh my! Thank you mommy! You're so funny! You make daddy go fly like a birdie!" giggled Lola.

"Here you go sweetie," said Mrs. Gorilla as she handed Lola the canister, "if he ever tries something like that, just give me a yell."

"Thank you mommy, I will!"