Disclaimer: I own InuYasha. Oh wait, what did you say? It was an imagment of my figmation! Oh drats..WAAAH!

Inu-clone: *bounces over* Hey Aelii! You may not own him, but I own you!

Aelii: *Turns on him, outraged* Excuse me? Who's owning whom here!?! *Tackles*

Inu-clone: *Tackles back. This ends in a giant mistake on Inu-clone's part when he gets his ass thoroughly kicked!*

Aelii: Ha! I say, again, HA! I win! *Runs, fast*

Family Secrets

By: Aelii-chan

Chapter 5: Murphy's Law

Caution: Since InuYasha is present for the rest of the ficie, there will be swearing. If you have any objections to potty mouths, present in both InuYasha and Kiry (yes, she has a naughty tongue-and that was a bad thought for all those who thought it!) , turn around and go back to your box.

A/N: Bakabakashii me forgot to say that when Kiry opened the blinds, she opened the glass part of the window too. On with the fic!



When InuYasha had jumped into the tree, the last thing he had expected was for Kagome to be awake. He thought for sure that she'd still be asleep. Ok, so there was music playing, but she could still be asleep.

But when he had looked into the room to find Kagome in the most reveling outfit he had ever seen on her, his golden eyes had nearly popped out of his head. That skirt was even shorter than her normal ones, by kami! And unlike her normal ones, this one was clinging like a second skin to her hips! 'Oh why didn't I just swallow my impatience for one day! And. . .oh no..'

She had started to 'dance'. And what that song was insinuating wasn't helping his train of thought any either. His brain slowed, stopped, and spun around in a circle. Then it took a flying leap off sanity (what little there was to speak of) and dove deep into the gutter. Until it was properly yanked out by a girl's voice practically shouting, "What the hell?!"

Kagome spun around to look at a girl he vaguely noticed as being on the planet. Then her eyes slowly came up to meet his. Shock and horror came into her eyes.

'Oh shit, I am so gonna be dead. I hope someone writes me a nice eulogy. . .' he thought, until his eyes decided to betray him, again, and as she lowered her hands, he took in the shirt she was wearing. As if the skirt wasn't bad enough! She saw the path his eyes made and the look that said 'SIT BOY!' came on with full force.

The music stopped.

'Oh fuck! I'm not Miroku! I don't do this! Ok, so I'm enjoying this. . .but. . .wait second! Who the hell is she?!'

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Kagome was struck dumb. 'No, no. . .kami-sama no! This. . .not supposed to see. . .would he stop staring?!' She lowered her hands to ball them into fists by her sides.

'No, of course not,' her brain argued back, 'he is male, therefore, he is looking.'

'Just my luck that the one thing that I could be wearing when InuYasha comes to get me would be the one thing that I don't want anyone to see me in, much less him! I look like Yura of the Hair!'

She saw his eyes make a dip from her eyes to her shirt and then she got mad. 'Ouuu! How dare he.!'

Kiry had been looking back and forth between the two with a very amused look. Then an evil glint came into her lavender eyes. Finally having enough of the silence that came after the song, she started to hum a few bars of the chorus of "Bootylicous".

Kagome turned on her cousin, forget in a second about her anger at InuYasha. "Ok, that's just wrong! No, No!" And then she spun around, back to InuYasha, who started to look panicky. "As for you-"

InuYasha cut her off before she could plaster him to the ground. "Who's she and what is she doing here?!"

Kiry stepped forward and gave a three fingered 'Hi-ya' wave. "Hi, I'm Kagome's cousin, Kiry. I'm staying at her house for a while. Wow, she didn't say anything about having such a cute boyfriend." She tilted her head to the side and cocked her hips to the right.

Kagome gaped at her bold cousin. Then she regained her scattered senses. "He's not my boyfriend! I don't have a boyfriend!" Since she was facing Kiry, she missed the expression of slight disappointment flit across InuYasha's face. It was gone almost before it was seen by violet eyes. Fortunately for him, the holder of those eyes didn't say a thing, just tucked the info back into her head for further reference.

Kiry turned confused eyes to her cousin. "But. . .how. . .how could he not be? Not with. . .huh?" She shook her head, as if to clear it. "He's outside your window for cryin' out loud!"

InuYasha had apparently had enough of sitting on a tree limb and jumped through the window, landing in front of the girls. Kiry looked unfazed. . .that is until he started sniffing her.

(A/N: Ok, now I'm just going to put whatever anyone is thinking in the same thing and not spilt them up anymore because I'm a lazy lil furball.)

'She smells. . .like nothing. Well. . .not nothing, just something really light. . .hardly detectable. She smells. . .sparkly? How can she smell-'

"Oi, what are you doing?!" Kiry stepped back quickly, bumping into Kagome. She turned around and saw Kagome, looking rather uncomfortable in her outfit. "Ok, I'll take pity on you." She grabbed another outfit, this one much more acceptable, out of her suitcase and shoved it into Kagome's arms. "Now shoo! I'm tired of your 'not-your-boyfriend' drooling at you."

"ME?! Stare at that wench? What's there to stare at?" InuYasha's reaction was immediate.

So was Kagome's. "SIT!!!!" She stalked out of the room as InuYasha was left eating carpet and cussing the air to the seventh level of hell.

Kiry looked from the prone dog-eared boy to the doorway where her itoko had been. "Did I miss something? Kagome you have a hell of a lot of explaining to do!"

'This has got to be the worst day of my life. . .' thought Kagome as she closed the door behind her, locking out the profanity spewing hanyou and the now squealing "COOL!" girl as she discovered the former's puppy ears. "Murphy's Law must die. . ."

A/N: Ok, so not a cliff hanger, sorta. I meant to have Kiry create more wackiness, but decided to end it here, in favor of much needed sleep. I'll make the next chapter extra long to make up for it, okey dokey? I am soooooo loving driving you guys up a rubber wall! What will come out of my twisted mind next, I wonder. . .

DaddyDoo ~~ Piffle 2 you on the fashion show. But thank you for the rest. Don't worry the chaos will come, in unstoppable bunches. . .he he he. . .

Jupiter's Light ~~ I'm really driving you nuts aren't I? Ok, I'll take pity on u. Is this ending less of a cliffie 4 ya?

Black Wolf, Kat/DJP, anonymous, Kin-chan Pandun ~~ I am so glad you like it! You make me soooo happy!

Holly Supple ~~ A Polish Mace?!?! SQUEAK! WRITING! HONEST! Hehehe. . .

Skara Brae ~~ If I didn't torture you, then where would I get my daily dosage of fun? And the Inu-clone is. . .well. . .you read the disclaimer. I think he's still out for the count. Oh NO! he's after me! *Runs, followed in hot pursuit by Inu-clone* Inu-clone: Get back here! I'm not done with you yet! Aelii: @.@;;;

Warrior of Forest ~~ I think I'll take it to Mars. And then to Venus. Get it?

Tenshi no Yami ~~ Thanx 2 the both of you for that bit of encouragement!

*AHEM!* Review! ONEGAI!

@.@ A very tired Aelii-chan (need sleep, can't go on. . .ZZZzzzzz. . . ~.~ )