Disclaimer: Argghh. I had the best dream last night...I'd finally written my own manga...I was rich, famous, and beautiful(-ER)...I'd just gotten rights to Ranma 1/2...and then I woke up.
Chapter 2: Ranma...where's your pigtail?
Blah blah blah. On with the story! Oh, BTW: Khu Lon is Cologne, Xian Pu is Shampoo, and Mu Tsu is Mousse. this is talking in Chinese Now, for the second wonderful(NOT) and shocking(YES) chapter!
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Shampoo rode her bicycle down the road, next to the fence Ranma walked on every day. She parked it a few blocks down from the dojo, taking a giant pair of sharp scissors and an empty vial from the basket. She walked towards it until she could jump onto the roof, and did. Xian Pu walked around the perimeter of the flat roof and found Ranma lying on his stomach in from of the pond. She looked around and didn't see anyone near, but to be safe she hooked her feet over the roof's edge and leant down towards Ranma with the scissors. As she lifted up the end of his pigtail and preared to cut, planning to cut off just a bit of the fringe, her foot slipped, and she moved forward an inch, still cutting. Shampoo hurriedly swung herself back up on the roof, and, horrified, looked at the bunch of hair in her hand. She had cut off Ranma's pigtail!

Shampoo, was in shock, but still determined. She pulled herself together, and jumped towards Akane's room. Akane wasn't in it, which was as well for her, so she found a hairbrush and pulled all the hair out, just to be safe in case of mistakes. She then jumped out of the room and towards her bike.

Akane walked into her room, looking for her hairbrush. When she found it on her desk, she started to pull the hair out, quickly realizing that there was none in it. "That's odd..." she murrmered to herself. "I only brought this home to clean it out since it's from my gym locker and for some some weird reason, Happosai stole all the girls' hairbrushes except mine. So everyone used mine...I bet some of the girls have dandruff." She took the hairbrush and put it into her backpack, walking back downstairs after.

Shampoo was in her room about the Cat Cafe. She was sitting at her desk, with three bundles of hair on a white sheet of paper, a glass of water, and the Potion of Obedience in front of her. She uncorked the vial of potion, dripped an drop in the water, and set it down again. Absorbed in what was happening in the glass, Shampoo then mistakenly dropped the bundle of hair from Akane's brush in first. Dropping in the half of Ranma's pigtail her hand fell upon, she said "Love." Her erroneous hand fell upon all the hair that was left behind next. The rest of Ranma's pigtail fell in slightly before her hair, and Xian Pu said "Hate," thinking it was Akane's hair. All the hair immediately dissolved, and Shampoo held up the vial, vowing that Ranma would finally be hers.