Disclaimer: Grrrr. . .I'm running out of odd things to say on these. Do
ya'll even read them? In case you do, here is one. . .InuYasha-chan-wa
watakushi-no kare-shi-de su! At least in my head. Does that mean I own him?
Can anyone guess what I said? Hehehe. . .
A/N: If anybody is OOC in this chapie, I'm sorry. I've only seen up to the eppie where they introduce Onigumo and InuYasha was being a little punk and blocking Kagome from the well. All information I have on other characters is from the wonderful writers of this site.
Family Secrets
By: A happy evil puppy who just got 2 see 'Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers' on opening night at 12am. DAMN was Legolas HOT!
Chapter 7: Smart-ass meets Dumb-ass
"Kouga! He's on his way here." InuYasha growled. 'Great! As if we don't have enough 'fun' when he comes around, now we have a girl around who has no idea what's going on, can't fight but for a sharp backhand, and has a temper and a smart mouth that goes off like a shot!'
For a split second InuYasha entertained the memory of when Miroku had first groped Kiry's rump. Before Sango could bang him with Hiraikotsu, Kiry had back handed him to the ground quicker than Kagome could say 'Sit!'. She had tilted her head to one side as she looked down at the now prone monk, who was looking up at her with swirly eyes. She gave him a "Don't do that again." and kept walking. Sadly, the lecherous monk hadn't taken her advice and had ended up on the ground about two more times, the last Kiry cussing him out enough to make his ears ring.
He glanced at the others. Miroku looked like 'Oh-gods-here-we-go-again-may- I-kill-him-now-thank-you'. Sango just looked resigned. Shippo was like 'Joy! Entertainment!' on his face. Kagome had this 'Oh dear. . .' expression. Kiry was watching the rest of them with 'Amused/bemused/eh?' on her mobile features.
He shook of the random scatterings of thought and grabbed Kagome's arm.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?!" she yelped. InuYasha paid absolutely no attention. He dragged her back to stand by Kiry, who twitched her eyebrows together at his odd behavior.
"Just stay behind us! I'm tired of that wimpy wolf trying to-"
"Inu-kuro, trying to stop me from taking what's rightfully mine again!" came one of the most annoying voices on the planet, according to InuYasha. The wolf-youkai's voice.
The hanyou turned around. There was Kouga, pale blue eyes flashing, black hair ponytail-ed up high, cocky expression on handsome face, tail twitching behind him.
"I'm *going* to stop you from taking what's only yours in your disillusioned dreams. . .again." InuYasha said cockily, making each word a taunt.
The others bunched together, hiding Kagome from sight, who was blinking rather rapidly, trying to get a grip on a Vaseline covered handle of life. . .or at least the conversation. . .if there *was* a conversation to begin with, and not just a testosterone battle.
"Step aside dog-turd! Kagome is MY woman and I have come for her!" Kouga tensed, as if to run and grab Kagome, whisking her off to who-doesn't-want- to-know-what, but InuYasha decided 'Uh-uh, no sir!'.
As Kouga rushed past InuYasha, the hanyou grabbed his right arm and used his forward momentum to swing him around and slam him against a convenient tree. Kagome's voice started to come from the wall of human bodies blocking her from Kouga. "InuYasha, don't. . ."
And, as usual, he ignored her. "Feh! Get it through your thick head, baka- yaro: SHE'S. . .NOT. . .YOURS! You have no claim on her!"
'And she's mine!' InuYasha yelled in his head, not ever daring to say it out loud.
Kouga gave a wiggle of struggle. InuYasha's arm didn't budge so Kouga stayed sandwiched against the tree.
"HA! She loves me, we were meant for each other!" Kouga shouted, starting to struggle a little bit more. Everyone gaped at his boldness, Kagome the most of all. 'Since when did he get it into his head that I *loved* him?! This can *not* be happening! Ouuuu. . .' Kagome moaned inwardly to herself.
'Blink, blink' went InuYasha's eyes. Then he recovered, ten times more pissed off than he was before. "MEANT FOR EACH OTHER! WHY I-!"
WHOCK!
Everybody stopped all actions, even breathing for some, and nobody moved. Right above Kouga's neatly done up pony-tail-not even an inch above-was now. . .a fan? It had imbedded itself horizontally, deep into the tree, still slightly quivering from it's flight.
InuYasha spun around, thinking "Kagura! She has uses that fan of hers as a weapon!", but found no trace of the wind-youkai anywhere. Instead, a slim, pale hand was raised above the other's heads, in the position of having sent the projectile.
InuYasha growled, 'suggesting' the others to move out of his way, so that he could see the culprit. The parted like the Red Sea, looking back as they did so, revealing on the other side. . .Kiry, who looked like she was *really* trying not to laugh.
"What the fuck was that?!?!" InuYasha exploded. Everyone else was doing the 'living statue' thing.
"If we are done with the wonderful display of testosterone, could we please talk rationally." Seeing no forthcoming arguments, she went on. "That's much better, thank you."
The brunette lowered her arm to bring one finger to her now smiling lips, pressing the pad against them. Then she raised it in the air, just to bring it back to them as her smile got bigger. Then she finally decided to cross her arms against her chest.
"Now, she's.*snort*.who's.*giggle*.'woman'? Now pardon me for finding this a bit wonky. . .but. . ." she devolved into giggles.
The entire group, Kouga included (who still hadn't moved-he was afraid of more fans coming his way), was still in various stages of shock. Sango came out of it first.
"A shukusen!" she breathed. She looked at Kiry, who was still giggling her fool head off, as if she were a new Christmas present.
Miroku turned slightly to her. "A what?"
Sango was practically glowing with excitement. Miroku thought she looked positively radiant. "A shukusen," she repeated, "a lady's fan. Noble ladies carry them for self protection. See," she pointed to the fan above Kouga's head, getting everyone else's attention in the process, "they have a blade on the edge of the fan. I've heard some can cut through steal. . ." she trailed off, admiringly looking at the fan.
Kiry had finished her laughing (finally) and was looking at Kouga amusedly. "Now who's woman is she, again? Please feel free to enlighten me." She smiled and InuYasha looked at her carefully. 'She looks like she knows something we don't. . .why?'
Kouga looked at her as if to say 'Is this chick for real?', then his smugness returned-well, never really having left, it just went on hiatus- and boasted "Mine! (insert Kiry's fresh snort of amusement) She is! Hey!" He turned to InuYasha, who had that 'I'm-really-going-to-rip-open-your- stomach-take-out-your-guts-and-put-'em-in-a-bowl' look. "Why don't you mate this girl: she looks like she'd be perfect for a inu-kuro like you, and that would leave Kagome to me!" (A/N: Now just doesn't Kouga come up with the brightest idea's!)
Kiry's laughter cut off as if she had sliced it with her shukusen. Cold fury covered her face. 'But no smell! She should reek of anger, but not a thing! What the hell is she?!' InuYasha thought, shocked, again.
In what seemed like one swift movement, Kiry took two steps forward as her right arm snapped down to her side. Something shot out of her sleeve and Miroku could have sworn he felt a flicker, just a hair, of an aura then. Kiry flicked her fingers out, spreading them to their farthest width: another shukusen. She slashed her arm up, to rest right under Kouga's neck.
Kagome squeaked, Shippo gulped, Sango's eyes widened, Miroku concealed a 'Woo-hoo-you-go-gurl' look, and InuYasha looked like he had just watched his cat get run over by a spaceship. Kouga, he started to sweat. He hadn't missed Sango's comment about the lady's fan being able to cut trough steal and decided that moving, or even twitching, was a very, I repeat, very, bad idea.
The ookami looked into the pale purple orbs showing above the top of the fan. They didn't even blink as they glared right back. Cold as ice, and twice as hard as diamonds. 'And not a scent,' thought Kouga, 'nothing but. . .sparkly? Huh?'
"Do *not* mock what you do not see clearly." Her voice reflected said description. Her eye flicked down to the fan that bisected her face (not literally) horizontally then traced a burning line up to his eyes again. "I've heard the best way to see is to be blind. Would that help you? Oh, look." She looked at his cheek. "You missed a spot shaving this morning. Let me take care of that for you." Quicker than her officially awed and freaked out audience could track with their sight, Kiry slipped the fan from under his neck and brushed it against his face.
Kouga barely felt it. He had stopped breathing since the fan had been arranged next to his jugular. When the holder of the deadly instrument took a step back, he started to catch up on that much missed air.
"Go, and if I see you within a fortnight, I'll do worse than shave for you." She stood, calm and collected.
He inched aside a few steps, putting some space between himself and this crazy bitch. "I'll. . .I'll come back for you later, Kagome." Then he turned tail and fled as fast as his Shikon shard enhanced legs could carry him.
Everyone watched the dust trail float back to the ground, and then turned to stare at the girl responsible for the quickest getting-rid-of of Kouga they had ever seen.
A/N: HAHAHA! ANOTHER cliffie! Whatever shall ya'll do? And killing me is not an option. Again, I'm really sorreh about the (again) lateness of this chapie. Blame my wonderful friends (*glare*) who love to talk to me when I'm trying to write. Well, them and school! Grrrr. . . .evil school. I'm so happy! I got 2 InuYasha DVD's today and I can't wait to watch them!
DemonDuelest ~~ Here! Now you can stop killing me on AIM! Now dangle some more! LOLOL! Hugs, chibi!
Ryu ~~ There you are! I was worried I had lost myself one of my better reviewers! Yes, the Kouga sentiments (or lack-there-of) are felt by all. Es'pes'ially me (if ya couldna tell from above *giggle*). OMG, that mental image is just 2 great! Kouga in a tutu! LMAO!
Silver Trumpet ~~ We are corrupted. Let us leave it at that.
Jupiter's Light ~~ I LOVE YOU! I could have hugged you to death after your review. I had been having a bad day, and that just made my day perfect! So ARIGATO x 1000!
Skara Brae ~~ Hey, I want a Kouga voodoo doll too! Run him over with a spaceship for me! Well, I'm glad Miro-sama was Miro-sama. . .lecher that he is. . .-.-;;; LOL, hehehe!
SageHeart86 ~~ I will. Trust me, I won't ever drop this fic, I'll just be slow about it some times, but I will NEVER just drop it. ^.^
Dark Jedi Princess ~~ Ah, my won'erful Bri'ish ins'iga'or. An' Siri's's spe' came ba'. Sen' Bakkie af'a' 'im, please? LOL, hehehe!
And again, I ay to all of you, *AHEM* REVEIW! ONEGAI! There will be no new chapie 'til I get at least 15. I was a lil miffed at the low review last chapie. But I forgive you all and love you anyways!
XO's, ^.^ Aelii-chan
A/N: If anybody is OOC in this chapie, I'm sorry. I've only seen up to the eppie where they introduce Onigumo and InuYasha was being a little punk and blocking Kagome from the well. All information I have on other characters is from the wonderful writers of this site.
Family Secrets
By: A happy evil puppy who just got 2 see 'Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers' on opening night at 12am. DAMN was Legolas HOT!
Chapter 7: Smart-ass meets Dumb-ass
"Kouga! He's on his way here." InuYasha growled. 'Great! As if we don't have enough 'fun' when he comes around, now we have a girl around who has no idea what's going on, can't fight but for a sharp backhand, and has a temper and a smart mouth that goes off like a shot!'
For a split second InuYasha entertained the memory of when Miroku had first groped Kiry's rump. Before Sango could bang him with Hiraikotsu, Kiry had back handed him to the ground quicker than Kagome could say 'Sit!'. She had tilted her head to one side as she looked down at the now prone monk, who was looking up at her with swirly eyes. She gave him a "Don't do that again." and kept walking. Sadly, the lecherous monk hadn't taken her advice and had ended up on the ground about two more times, the last Kiry cussing him out enough to make his ears ring.
He glanced at the others. Miroku looked like 'Oh-gods-here-we-go-again-may- I-kill-him-now-thank-you'. Sango just looked resigned. Shippo was like 'Joy! Entertainment!' on his face. Kagome had this 'Oh dear. . .' expression. Kiry was watching the rest of them with 'Amused/bemused/eh?' on her mobile features.
He shook of the random scatterings of thought and grabbed Kagome's arm.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?!" she yelped. InuYasha paid absolutely no attention. He dragged her back to stand by Kiry, who twitched her eyebrows together at his odd behavior.
"Just stay behind us! I'm tired of that wimpy wolf trying to-"
"Inu-kuro, trying to stop me from taking what's rightfully mine again!" came one of the most annoying voices on the planet, according to InuYasha. The wolf-youkai's voice.
The hanyou turned around. There was Kouga, pale blue eyes flashing, black hair ponytail-ed up high, cocky expression on handsome face, tail twitching behind him.
"I'm *going* to stop you from taking what's only yours in your disillusioned dreams. . .again." InuYasha said cockily, making each word a taunt.
The others bunched together, hiding Kagome from sight, who was blinking rather rapidly, trying to get a grip on a Vaseline covered handle of life. . .or at least the conversation. . .if there *was* a conversation to begin with, and not just a testosterone battle.
"Step aside dog-turd! Kagome is MY woman and I have come for her!" Kouga tensed, as if to run and grab Kagome, whisking her off to who-doesn't-want- to-know-what, but InuYasha decided 'Uh-uh, no sir!'.
As Kouga rushed past InuYasha, the hanyou grabbed his right arm and used his forward momentum to swing him around and slam him against a convenient tree. Kagome's voice started to come from the wall of human bodies blocking her from Kouga. "InuYasha, don't. . ."
And, as usual, he ignored her. "Feh! Get it through your thick head, baka- yaro: SHE'S. . .NOT. . .YOURS! You have no claim on her!"
'And she's mine!' InuYasha yelled in his head, not ever daring to say it out loud.
Kouga gave a wiggle of struggle. InuYasha's arm didn't budge so Kouga stayed sandwiched against the tree.
"HA! She loves me, we were meant for each other!" Kouga shouted, starting to struggle a little bit more. Everyone gaped at his boldness, Kagome the most of all. 'Since when did he get it into his head that I *loved* him?! This can *not* be happening! Ouuuu. . .' Kagome moaned inwardly to herself.
'Blink, blink' went InuYasha's eyes. Then he recovered, ten times more pissed off than he was before. "MEANT FOR EACH OTHER! WHY I-!"
WHOCK!
Everybody stopped all actions, even breathing for some, and nobody moved. Right above Kouga's neatly done up pony-tail-not even an inch above-was now. . .a fan? It had imbedded itself horizontally, deep into the tree, still slightly quivering from it's flight.
InuYasha spun around, thinking "Kagura! She has uses that fan of hers as a weapon!", but found no trace of the wind-youkai anywhere. Instead, a slim, pale hand was raised above the other's heads, in the position of having sent the projectile.
InuYasha growled, 'suggesting' the others to move out of his way, so that he could see the culprit. The parted like the Red Sea, looking back as they did so, revealing on the other side. . .Kiry, who looked like she was *really* trying not to laugh.
"What the fuck was that?!?!" InuYasha exploded. Everyone else was doing the 'living statue' thing.
"If we are done with the wonderful display of testosterone, could we please talk rationally." Seeing no forthcoming arguments, she went on. "That's much better, thank you."
The brunette lowered her arm to bring one finger to her now smiling lips, pressing the pad against them. Then she raised it in the air, just to bring it back to them as her smile got bigger. Then she finally decided to cross her arms against her chest.
"Now, she's.*snort*.who's.*giggle*.'woman'? Now pardon me for finding this a bit wonky. . .but. . ." she devolved into giggles.
The entire group, Kouga included (who still hadn't moved-he was afraid of more fans coming his way), was still in various stages of shock. Sango came out of it first.
"A shukusen!" she breathed. She looked at Kiry, who was still giggling her fool head off, as if she were a new Christmas present.
Miroku turned slightly to her. "A what?"
Sango was practically glowing with excitement. Miroku thought she looked positively radiant. "A shukusen," she repeated, "a lady's fan. Noble ladies carry them for self protection. See," she pointed to the fan above Kouga's head, getting everyone else's attention in the process, "they have a blade on the edge of the fan. I've heard some can cut through steal. . ." she trailed off, admiringly looking at the fan.
Kiry had finished her laughing (finally) and was looking at Kouga amusedly. "Now who's woman is she, again? Please feel free to enlighten me." She smiled and InuYasha looked at her carefully. 'She looks like she knows something we don't. . .why?'
Kouga looked at her as if to say 'Is this chick for real?', then his smugness returned-well, never really having left, it just went on hiatus- and boasted "Mine! (insert Kiry's fresh snort of amusement) She is! Hey!" He turned to InuYasha, who had that 'I'm-really-going-to-rip-open-your- stomach-take-out-your-guts-and-put-'em-in-a-bowl' look. "Why don't you mate this girl: she looks like she'd be perfect for a inu-kuro like you, and that would leave Kagome to me!" (A/N: Now just doesn't Kouga come up with the brightest idea's!)
Kiry's laughter cut off as if she had sliced it with her shukusen. Cold fury covered her face. 'But no smell! She should reek of anger, but not a thing! What the hell is she?!' InuYasha thought, shocked, again.
In what seemed like one swift movement, Kiry took two steps forward as her right arm snapped down to her side. Something shot out of her sleeve and Miroku could have sworn he felt a flicker, just a hair, of an aura then. Kiry flicked her fingers out, spreading them to their farthest width: another shukusen. She slashed her arm up, to rest right under Kouga's neck.
Kagome squeaked, Shippo gulped, Sango's eyes widened, Miroku concealed a 'Woo-hoo-you-go-gurl' look, and InuYasha looked like he had just watched his cat get run over by a spaceship. Kouga, he started to sweat. He hadn't missed Sango's comment about the lady's fan being able to cut trough steal and decided that moving, or even twitching, was a very, I repeat, very, bad idea.
The ookami looked into the pale purple orbs showing above the top of the fan. They didn't even blink as they glared right back. Cold as ice, and twice as hard as diamonds. 'And not a scent,' thought Kouga, 'nothing but. . .sparkly? Huh?'
"Do *not* mock what you do not see clearly." Her voice reflected said description. Her eye flicked down to the fan that bisected her face (not literally) horizontally then traced a burning line up to his eyes again. "I've heard the best way to see is to be blind. Would that help you? Oh, look." She looked at his cheek. "You missed a spot shaving this morning. Let me take care of that for you." Quicker than her officially awed and freaked out audience could track with their sight, Kiry slipped the fan from under his neck and brushed it against his face.
Kouga barely felt it. He had stopped breathing since the fan had been arranged next to his jugular. When the holder of the deadly instrument took a step back, he started to catch up on that much missed air.
"Go, and if I see you within a fortnight, I'll do worse than shave for you." She stood, calm and collected.
He inched aside a few steps, putting some space between himself and this crazy bitch. "I'll. . .I'll come back for you later, Kagome." Then he turned tail and fled as fast as his Shikon shard enhanced legs could carry him.
Everyone watched the dust trail float back to the ground, and then turned to stare at the girl responsible for the quickest getting-rid-of of Kouga they had ever seen.
A/N: HAHAHA! ANOTHER cliffie! Whatever shall ya'll do? And killing me is not an option. Again, I'm really sorreh about the (again) lateness of this chapie. Blame my wonderful friends (*glare*) who love to talk to me when I'm trying to write. Well, them and school! Grrrr. . . .evil school. I'm so happy! I got 2 InuYasha DVD's today and I can't wait to watch them!
DemonDuelest ~~ Here! Now you can stop killing me on AIM! Now dangle some more! LOLOL! Hugs, chibi!
Ryu ~~ There you are! I was worried I had lost myself one of my better reviewers! Yes, the Kouga sentiments (or lack-there-of) are felt by all. Es'pes'ially me (if ya couldna tell from above *giggle*). OMG, that mental image is just 2 great! Kouga in a tutu! LMAO!
Silver Trumpet ~~ We are corrupted. Let us leave it at that.
Jupiter's Light ~~ I LOVE YOU! I could have hugged you to death after your review. I had been having a bad day, and that just made my day perfect! So ARIGATO x 1000!
Skara Brae ~~ Hey, I want a Kouga voodoo doll too! Run him over with a spaceship for me! Well, I'm glad Miro-sama was Miro-sama. . .lecher that he is. . .-.-;;; LOL, hehehe!
SageHeart86 ~~ I will. Trust me, I won't ever drop this fic, I'll just be slow about it some times, but I will NEVER just drop it. ^.^
Dark Jedi Princess ~~ Ah, my won'erful Bri'ish ins'iga'or. An' Siri's's spe' came ba'. Sen' Bakkie af'a' 'im, please? LOL, hehehe!
And again, I ay to all of you, *AHEM* REVEIW! ONEGAI! There will be no new chapie 'til I get at least 15. I was a lil miffed at the low review last chapie. But I forgive you all and love you anyways!
XO's, ^.^ Aelii-chan