Note: this fanfiction has nothing to do with the plot in Meteor Garden. It's just a story with the F4 members and Shancai (from Meteor Garden)
Stars for Shancai
Chapter 1
Jerry's Diarrhea
Sometimes people wonder how relationships between them began. For Jerry and Shancai, it all began when...
JERRY: (walking down street) OH YEAH!!! (singing a song) Yao ding ni, ai ding ni-- (crashes into girl)
GIRL: (gets knocked to ground) YOU!!! gets up and shoves Jerry
JERRY: (stumbles backward but regains balance quickly) Eh. Girls just LOVE to get their hands on me! (winks at girl) Hey baby. (flexes weak muscle) You know you want it...
SLAP!
JERRY: ...Baby don't like me?
GIRL: I don't like you! (leaves)
The next day at school...
VIC: I despise school lunches.
JERRY: My mom always told me that school lunches made you look younger!
KEN: She probably just said that to make you eat your school lunches without arguing.
VIC: By the way, Jerry...I see some wrinkles and lines on your face...
JERRY: (screams) AHHHHH!!! Does anyone have a mirror?! My good looks can't be going away so fast! (rummages through backpack for mirror) Hmm. (looks at self) HEY! (glares at Vic) I'm not old!
Suddenly, Jerry's stomach growls loudly.
KEN/VANNESS/VIC: ...
JERRY: (clutches stomach) UGH!!! I think I have diarrhea!
VANNESS: Must've been that chocolate bar you ate a few minutes ago...
KEN: Um, are you going to poop on the bench?
JERRY: (face turning redder and purple) --NO!
KEN: Then are you going to poop in your milk carton?
JERRY: (face turning purple) ... (can't talk)
VIC: Quick! Someone give Jerry the Heimlich maneuver!
VANNESS: But nothing's stuck in his throat!
VIC: Who said anything about his throat? Something's stuck in his anus!
VANNESS: Perform Heimlich maneuver on his anus? But how?
JERRY: (runs to bathroom)
VANNESS: Well, there! He'll perform it himself!
Later, at Jerry's house...
KEN: What's wrong, Jerry?
JERRY: (in bed) Ugh... (weakly) I got an allergic reaction from my diarrhea.
KEN: (blinks) What'd you do with it? How can anyone get an allergic reaction from their diarrhea?
JERRY: (coughs weakly) From inhaling it.
KEN: Everyone in school knows about your condition.
JERRY: Darn.
KEN: By the way, someone's at the door, Jerry.
JERRY: Please open it for me.
KEN: (opens door) Um...Hi.
JERRY: (lifts head to see who person is) HUH?! You!
GIRL: Yes...ME.