Stars for Shancai
Chapter 6
Ken Informs Jerry
JERRY: What's your problem?!
KEN: It's Shancai! She--
JERRY: Shancai. We're not together anymore.
KEN: I know, but she--
JERRY: (puts hand on Ken's shoulder) Look, Ken...You don't have to worry so much. Shancai and I are going our own ways...
KEN: (brushes Jerry's hand off shoulder) You are the most selfish friend I have! How can you say that when Shancai is so miserable without you?! She's been acting weird, talking about itchy butts and everything!
JERRY: ... Shancai has an itchy butt? Hmm...Who scratches it for her?
KEN: (punches Jerry in the face several times) YOU IDIOT! (punch) YOU MORON! (punch) YOU SUCK! (double punch)
JERRY: (kicks Ken hard in stomach) YOU WATCH YOUR FISTS, KEN!
KEN: (on ground) (groans) Jerry... (coughs weakly)
JERRY: (helps Ken get up) Sorry. But you shouldn't go around punching people on the face when you get mad.
KEN: (rolls eyes) Whatever.
JERRY: Want a glass of soda?
KEN: Yeah, sure--WAIT!!! NO!!! (grabs Jerry's shoulders) YOU HAVE TO COME!!! (starts punching Jerry in the face several times)
JERRY: (kicks Ken at the top of his stomach)
KEN: (drops to knees and puts hands on floor to support himself) (shaking) (in a weak voice) Jerry... (coughs weakly) Shancai...She's going to kill herself.
JERRY: WHAT?!
KEN: (coughs painfully) (in quiet, tired voice) She wants...to poison herself... (faints)
JERRY: (runs outside) Where is she?! (calls) Shancai! Shancai! (bumps into Julia)
JULIA: JERRY! What are you calling Shancai's name for?
JERRY: (pushes Julia out of way) (runs down street) SHANCAI!!!
When Jerry reaches Shancai's house...
JERRY: Shancai?! Shancai...Where are you? Darn. (picks up tube) Butt itching paste? (shakes head) No one. (runs outside)
In Shancai's big backyard, Jerry walks into the big garden of trees. In the middle, lying against a rock, is Shancai.
JERRY: SHANCAI! (runs to Shancai and holds her) Shancai... (cries)
Jerry's tears drop onto Shancai's face as he sobs.
Ken, Vanness and Vic arrive at the backyard, breathless.
JERRY: (kisses Shancai's forehead)
Chapter 6
Ken Informs Jerry
JERRY: What's your problem?!
KEN: It's Shancai! She--
JERRY: Shancai. We're not together anymore.
KEN: I know, but she--
JERRY: (puts hand on Ken's shoulder) Look, Ken...You don't have to worry so much. Shancai and I are going our own ways...
KEN: (brushes Jerry's hand off shoulder) You are the most selfish friend I have! How can you say that when Shancai is so miserable without you?! She's been acting weird, talking about itchy butts and everything!
JERRY: ... Shancai has an itchy butt? Hmm...Who scratches it for her?
KEN: (punches Jerry in the face several times) YOU IDIOT! (punch) YOU MORON! (punch) YOU SUCK! (double punch)
JERRY: (kicks Ken hard in stomach) YOU WATCH YOUR FISTS, KEN!
KEN: (on ground) (groans) Jerry... (coughs weakly)
JERRY: (helps Ken get up) Sorry. But you shouldn't go around punching people on the face when you get mad.
KEN: (rolls eyes) Whatever.
JERRY: Want a glass of soda?
KEN: Yeah, sure--WAIT!!! NO!!! (grabs Jerry's shoulders) YOU HAVE TO COME!!! (starts punching Jerry in the face several times)
JERRY: (kicks Ken at the top of his stomach)
KEN: (drops to knees and puts hands on floor to support himself) (shaking) (in a weak voice) Jerry... (coughs weakly) Shancai...She's going to kill herself.
JERRY: WHAT?!
KEN: (coughs painfully) (in quiet, tired voice) She wants...to poison herself... (faints)
JERRY: (runs outside) Where is she?! (calls) Shancai! Shancai! (bumps into Julia)
JULIA: JERRY! What are you calling Shancai's name for?
JERRY: (pushes Julia out of way) (runs down street) SHANCAI!!!
When Jerry reaches Shancai's house...
JERRY: Shancai?! Shancai...Where are you? Darn. (picks up tube) Butt itching paste? (shakes head) No one. (runs outside)
In Shancai's big backyard, Jerry walks into the big garden of trees. In the middle, lying against a rock, is Shancai.
JERRY: SHANCAI! (runs to Shancai and holds her) Shancai... (cries)
Jerry's tears drop onto Shancai's face as he sobs.
Ken, Vanness and Vic arrive at the backyard, breathless.
JERRY: (kisses Shancai's forehead)